This Blog Gives Her Majesty 90 Days In Office #HillaryClintonHealthConspiracies

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by Smitty

Via Instapundit and Don Surber: Scott Adams, of Dilbert fame, thinks Her Majesty is hiding a serious health concern, but is setting up Donald Trump.
Let me lay out a few thoughts.

  1. Her Majesty and BHO are bound by Benghazi, though 13 Hours might change that situation.
  2. BHO is concerned about his “legacy” (I’ll wait while you vomit).
  3. Her Majesty only really cares about being sworn in as POTUS. Past the pomp & circumstance, actually carrying out the office could prove a Royal Bore.
  4. She actually has enough health issues to make a full administration  problematic.

So:

  • She ran interference for BHO over Benghazi in 2012, when the truth kryptonite would have wilted Superwimp.
  • BHO runs legal interference, stifling any proper Benghazi inquiry for her campaing, with the proviso that she permit him to name the VP (Corey Booker? Deval Patrick), who is really going to be the President anyway.
  • Her majesty enjoys the first 100 days of honeymoon, so that she doesn’t look as bad as William Henry Harrison.
    Then she retires for medical reasons, securing the Obama legacy.

Note that this is a Trump-free conspiracy theory. I still maintain that he is a mercenary, building up a large voter base to sell to whoever is writing the fattest check. If Hillary, he goes independent, or takes the GOP nomination and his speeches start giving it the Full Tarantino until the GOP implodes entirely.

If he stays GOP, he can either try to convince enough conservatives that he has a statesman bone somewhere under his ridiculous hairstyle, or just sell his endorsement to another candidate with something like a plausible political style.

111 comments

  2. I find many of your posts interesting and fairly insightful. But I think you’re very wrong about Trump.I think you’re being unjustifiably cynical about him. He’s probably the only candidate (of either party) who isn’t mercenary. You’re discounting his very real love for this country and how deep it runs; which is coupled with his being convinced that he himself has the capability to do what’s needed to get it back on track. He’s much more real (and honest) than you’re giving him credit for. That thousands of other people see that “realness” and ability in him (and only him) and are willing to give him a shot at it makes perfect sense. (They would also cite the fact that he doesn’t “need” the job and, not needing the money either, cannot be be bought.) If you listen to a couple of his speeches at rallies — listen from beginning to end — you may start to understand what you appear to be currently missing.

  8. Of course she’s hiding a health problem. However, it won’t make her resign unless she dies. She may not make it through the campaign. She’s been looking a little puffy lately and that isn’t good for her campaign.

  9. I don’t get that personally involved with political or other public figures, nor musicians, actors, etc., though I’m vastly disappointed in most of the current crop of our national “leaders.” I have no illusions whatsoever that Trump is perfect; or that he will be able to do all he wants to do or says he will do. We live in a fallen world (says my world-view based on Christian theology). But responding to your implication re: Trump and marriage: I do take marriage and divorce very seriously. I also know quite a few people who had disastrous first marriages and excellent second marriages; and, yes, that can also happen on the third try. In Trump’s case the third time does seem to be the charm. He’s been married more than 10 years to Melania Knauss-Trump, and all indications are (from people who know) that that is likely to continue. Not incidentally — this also speaks to what you were implying — Trump’s two ex-wives apparently get along well with him. I have a brother like that. They couldn’t live together but hold no animosity toward each other.

  11. I have long said that Mrs Clinton would not run for President, because she isn’t healthy enough. I guess that I was wrong about the running part, but I still don’t think that she’s healthy enough to handle the strain of a real campaign. If she should have a stroke or something, which forces her to withdraw, I will shed all of the tears that such an event requires.

  12. I would choose Trump over Jeb, but I would choose Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson, even Carly Fiorina over Trump.

  16. Trump is driven by ego. Money merely allows him to express that ego by statements on the order of, “I’m rich. I’m really rich!”

    So forget the payoff by Hillary unless she pays him off in cheap adulation.

  19. Agreed, although with Fiorina it’s close because she’s merely a smarter, less boorish female Trump. In other words, she’s also driven primarily by ego.

  21. Trump is shrewd (which we need). That’s not the same as being mercenary. Out only for himself? I don’t see it. He’s certainly got a big ego (as do all public figures — Trump just doesn’t bother to hide it; and his brashness, et al, is largely a NY thing. It doesn’t bother me. You need to look past it.). He can laugh at himself, and does, which many public figures/politicians are incapable of –. our current president the prime example. While being shrewd Trump is also generous and has helped many in need. So no, I don’t think he’s merely in the presidential race for himself. I think that’s an unfair assessment. It ignores his great love of this country, which kind of love, after all, prompts many to fight and die for it. So why wouldn’t that love also prompt someone like Trump to step away from his businesses, to put up with all the immense crap, vilification, lies, et al, he’s having to take, to put his life in danger (he gets serious death threats all the time) in order to offer his exceptional talents to try to turn things around. Which brings us back to my original response to The Other McCain. And I’ll leave it at that.

  24. I read an interesting piece last night by a guy who’s a trained hypnotist (can’t remember his name). Hypnotists are taught to observe every tiny thing about their subjects:minute physical, physiological details, posture indications, speech habits, facial expressions, use of eyes, etc. The better observers they are the more successful they are as hypnotists. In observing Hillary just as a public figure (on TV, in videos) the guy said he suddenly became intuitively convinced she’s hiding a very serious health issue. He couldn’t enumerate the exact observations that made him draw that conclusion, but once he became aware of his own conclusion, he is now trying to figure out what signals he’s seeing that led him to that.

  27. I think about his very real love for single-payer socialized medicine – an unmitigated disaster everywhere it’s tried(*) – a position that, unlike others he’s had, he hasn’t inexplicably reversed when no longer convenient.

    And of course, his financial love of Hillary Clinton’s Senate run, and the Clinton Money Laundering and Bribe Foundation. And his love of PP as being critical to “women’s health”.

    His love of taxing “the wealthy” to “reduce the national debt”, and just wait’ll you hear later how the word “wealthy” is defined, just before he reaches into your pocket and snatches out your wallet.

    And then there’s his love for tickling the ears of his supporters, while offering no actual implementation plans for any of these grandiose ideas.

    He’s a socialist, and the only thing separating him from Bernie Sanders is that he’s a bigger liar.

  28. My Christian theology:

    Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God. (Matthew 19:24)

    Those who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction. For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs. (1 Timothy 6:9-10)

  30. Sure she can drive. She can drive us all crazy, and she can drive us all to the poorhouse, for instance.

    Why anybody would vote for that lying, murderous old bat is a mystery to me.

  31. I could squeeze out something, but not from my eyes. Until the “more incompetent than Barry” VP took over. Then I’d be crying real tears.

  33. You mean so when “Hell”ary kicks the bucket, Obama can take over his rightful place as first lady, don’t you?

  36. I look at Trump’s past abuses of eminent domain and immigration law. At best he’s a crony capitalist.

    I’ve yet to see Trump’s love for anything other than Trump.

    Is part of my perception of Trump because of the collected works of Berkeley Breathed? Possibly.

    But what bothers me most about Trump is that he is undoubtably Big Government. That means less freedom.

    I will give Trump credit for one thing. Since he is beholden to no party, he did change the terms of the debate.

  39. I agree wholeheartedly that Trump loves Trump, and my perception has nothing to do with Berkeley Breathed.

    He was on a “reality” show, for pity’s sake! If that’s not the very definition of living a lie, I don’t know what is.

  40. It’s 5:00 somewhere, amirite grandma?

    I like the glass, though. Is that a logo for some brand I’m not aware of ’cause I’m not like Granny Clinton?

  44. You must have a strong ego to run for any high office. But when it gets to the level of narcissistic self-worship (Obama) things have gone too far. Trump and Carly haven’t quite reached that level.

    In fact, I wonder if Trump boasts so much to cover up a feeling of insufficiency.

  45. And that’s the NIV, even. Normally I use the Jay P. Green Literal Version (LITV) or the Jay P. Green Hebrew/Greek Interlinear, but the NIV is more ubiquitous.

  46. NIV is also one of the poorer translations. It’s popular, but no better because of it. The problem is the translation philosophy behind it.

  49. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much crazy in a short post !!

    And this coming from the guy that was sure that Joe “plugs, The Dumbest Man Ever” Biden was going to have “health” issues in the first year so Nobama could appoint a Marxist Jr.

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