by Smitty
I do not envy Paul Ryan’s perfect hair, excellent command of facts, sterling reputation, thick head of hair, political courage to dare suggest that Congress balance the budget before the sun burns out, or, for that matter, his rockin’ locks.
No, I am not jealous of posts like this. I just wish the pain would stop. Although, come to think of it, I may have a theory: Ryan has achieved his excellence by draining charisma from Troglopundit. This notion explains both of them in a single sentence.
Paul Ryan is rad.
But did you know Paul Ryan pushes old people off cliffs? The Democrats made an ad and everything!
Thanks for the link, Smitty. I appreciate it.
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Lance is the hottest troglodyte I have ever seen.
Smitty does not envy Paul Ryan’s perfect hair. Smitty envies that Paul Ryan has hair.
Methinks it’s about time Zilla you had a fundraiser for an eye exam.
Is he any relation to that guy who plays for Dallas?
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NOW who’s jealous?
Yep. Pretty soon WYB will have more hair than dad…
Really?!? The National Organization for Women is jealous of you?
He has in fact successfully out-whinged them. This is a source of deep shame.
When did Smitty turn into a Progressive? He seems to claim charisma is a zero sum game. He claims the charismatically rich Paul Ryan got that way from robbing the poor TrogloPundit. He doesn’t believe in trickle down charisma or the Laugher Curve of charismatic outflow elasticity.