#GuessBidensNextGaffe : Claims His Administration ‘Was Really Just A Gerald Ford Impression’

by Smitty

Pressured on the fact that he was actually Vice President under someone named Barack Obama, Biden waxes surly: “So what if I was one heartbeat, a few brain cells, and a lot less plagiarism away. I felt Presidential!”

#GuessBidensNextGaffe “Think of abortion as a special kind of hunting license.”

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

@smitty_one_each Ouch.

— Gary Eaton (@garysteveneaton) August 15, 2012

#GuessBidensNextGaffe Offered choice of dessert, opts for cake, saying “There is way too much math going on in pi.”

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

RT @goldeneagle #GuessBidensNextGaffe Offers a toast to Queen Elizabeth and “her husband, the King”.

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

#GuessBidensNextGaffe While in Tbilisi, Georgia, complains bitterly that the barbecue is now worse than the Southern accents.

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

#GuessBidensNextGaffe Goes to Poland and says “Where are all the glaciers and bears?”

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

@permutate15: #GuessBidensNextGaffe Makes small talk at VP debate: “I think your brother Jack in those Clancy books is way better.”

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

#GuessBidensNextGaffe Throws tourist Joanne Greenberg out of the White House. “I never promised you a Rose Garden,” snarled Joe.

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

#GuessBidensNextGaffe Storms out of a Toronto bar because he hears it’s frequented by Rush. “Screw Limbaugh,” says Joe.

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells Palestinian leadership to just suck it up and build some casinos–that’s what worked for the Native Americans.

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells Steven Tyler and Joe Perry they epitomize the need for education reform since their band couldn’t spell ‘arrow’.

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells Ozzy he’s a huge Sabbath fan. “‘Mob Rules’ has had a profound influence on my political thought,” states Joe.

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

#GuessBidensNextGaffe Complains to the Nigerian Abassador about all the trouble his friends are having moving goods through customs.

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

#GuessBidensNextGaffe While at a burger joint, demands Pepsi. “Soros told me to refuse all of those bad, bad Koch products,” growled Biden.

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells Prince Charles that Gore really deserves one of them Iron Cross doohickies for Al’s Global Warming work.

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells the Prime Minister of Japan not to fret possible U.S. defense cuts: “We still got us a mess of nukes.”

— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012

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