Historians will perhaps remember Feb. 22, 2013, as the Day the Internet Finally Went Completely Bugfucking Nuts.
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) February 22, 2013
OK, I spent most of this morning exchanging e-mails with various suffering victims of the Butt-Hurt Epidemic that is laying waste to the online world today. If anybody has personal contact info for Bono, I think there should be a special all-star TV concert.
It’s For the Children™ — won’t someone think of the children?
The good news: I heard from the kid with the bad haircut and I think he’s going to be all right, having survived the sarcasm hate crime.
The bad news: Internet Hall Monitor Kurt Eichenwald unfortunately suffered a sudden and mysterious spasm of self-righteousness, and may be on his way to the kind of laughingstock status that typically involves becoming the subject of a Downfall parody.
Meanwhile — back in the world of politics, which is what this blog is allegedly all about — there is urgent news from Capitol Hill:
The Real Education for Healthy Youth Act would expand comprehensive sex education programs in schools, while ensuring that federal funds are spent on “effective, age-appropriate and medically accurate” programs. . . .
Sens. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.), Al Franken (D-Minn.), Mazie Hirono (D-Hawaii) and Robert Menendez (D-N.J.) are co-sponsoring the bill, as well as 35 House members.
This stunning news has made headlines:
Expert further updates on the escalating madness. Did I mention that somebody filed a peace order against Bill Schmalfeldt?
Another perfect example of “Democrats have no shame.”
Well, they do say “write what you know.” If anyone knows anything about child sex education, it’s the junior senator from my home state.
Did you hear from suffering victim Kate Weinberg the “sex expert” who lectures at colleges chapels yet? ;^
Kurt Eichenwald’s assistance is needed ASAP! http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2013/02/kurt-eichenwald-cares-deeply-about-gay.html
Well, as is usually the case with govt programs, what is labeled as being “for the children” is purely self-serving for the politicians. Menendez wants to make sure that little girls know how to sufficiently pleasure him the next time he wants to bang one of them… wretched asslick.
This is the same phenomenon that allows Ted Kennedy to be a champion of woman’s rights, or Robert Byrd to be the Conscience of the Senate.
I sure hope Menendez puts up his list of telephone numbers in the DR. That way college kids can travel there and “get a good education.”
RT @smitty_one_each: TOM It’s Internet Crazy Day: Special Ironic Menendez ‘Healthy Youth’ Edition http://t.co/7Vm0UNaSVj #TCOT
Finally, the reason for Bob Menendez’s trips to the Dominican Republic is revealed!…
Research. Into “comprehensive sex education” for our nation’s youth….
I hate it when you hold back. Tell us what you really mean.
; )
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