Are Democrats Planning to Steal the Massacusetts Election for Coakley?

Only if they have to, but at last night’s Coakley rally, Da Tech Guy overheard some union official assure a Democrat, “Don’t worry, the cavalry’s coming.”  Was that perhaps a reference to the SEIU “Purple Army” that Michelle Malkin is warning about?

Scott Brown has consistently said he hopes for a fair election. “I have faith in the system,” Brown said yesterday at his rally in the North End.

The possibility of Democratic vote-rigging is like the rumors of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape — you can’t describe it until you see it. But as we were driving to a late dinner last night at the Border Grille & Bar in Leominster, I pointed out that there is no authority to hold Democrats accountable for their cheating.

“Who’s going to prosecute them? The state attorney general? And if you appeal to the feds — yeah, I’m sure Eric Holder will get to the bottom of it.”

And then there’s the poll-mongering. Jim Geraghty has a post about the leaked internal polls. You can obsess about poll numbers all you want, but at this stage of the game, polls are also like the Lindsay Lohan sex tape — interesting to look at, but not really very satisfying.

Polls are not a prediction, but a snapshot of voter sentiment at a particular moment. Talking about polls three days before a big election is like Texas fans talking trash before the BCS championship game. In football, the pre-game predictions don’t mean anything once they kick off and start playing. And in elections, what counts in the end is whether those “likely voters” actually vote.

Exit question: Is this “the end of change as we know it”?

‘Our Small Is Their Large’

Da Tech Guy absolutely insisted that I must visit Mighty Subs in Needham, Mass., home of the giantic 20-inch sub famous for the motto, “Our Small Is Their Large.” And so I did.

Big hands, big feet, big nose, big sandwich . . .

Da Tech Guy orders his “chicken parm” at Mighty Subs.

Well, as we were talking to the lady at the counter, guess what we found out? Guess who loves him some Mighty Subs?

Here’s a hint: He’s sexy and he just pulled ahead in the latest Massachusetts Senate poll.

BTW, the Boston Herald says that getting the endorsement of Ted Kennedy’s widow might have actually hurt Martha Coakley in that poll.

Thanks to all the readers who continue hitting the tip-jar to help finance this trip to Massachusetts, where I hope to get some stories almost as big as those giant Mighty Subs.

Friday morning, we’ll be at Vittorio’s in the North End, Boston’s largest Italian neighborhood. We won’t be there for the cuisine, but because there will be an out-of-town visitor campaigning for Scott Brown. Who do we know who is Italian and Republican and takes terrorism seriously?

VIDEO: New Scott Brown Ad Hits Martha Coakley for Ties to Lobbyists

(Hat-tip: Michael Graham.)

UPDATE: You want to see how demoralized Democrats are about the distinctly unlikeable Martha Coakley’s horribly bad campaign? Check out the desperate arguments made by a liberal Massachusetts  blogger. (Hat-tip: Memeorandum.)

I’m currently on deadline for The American Spectator and don’t have time to do a lot of aggregation right now — much less to describe the culinary joys of Needham’s world-famous Mighty Subs — so I’m going to direct you to Da Tech Guy’s soon-to-be-massive roundup of news and blog commentary.