Christie/Obama Caption Contest
by Smitty Things Christie might be saying to tighten Obama’s jaw: “Did you read that book I sent you by Walter Mondale, Psychological Strategies for Dealing with a Crushing Election Defeat?” “If you need coaching for how to deal with actual media, I can help wean you off of MTV and Strolling Drone.” “Has […]
BOB MENENDEZ AND HOOKERS?
Dominican hookers, to be specific. This is what we’re hearing about the sex scandal involving a “powerful senator” in a headline being touted by Drudge, with a story by the Daily Caller promised late tonight. UPDATE: Shortly after the Drudge Report headline went up, my associate Ali Akbar got a tip that the story involved Sen. […]
Unborn People With An Interest In Life May Have A Conflict With Eric Holder
by Smitty Workin’ hard, tryin’ to muster some surprise: Just cleared in the “Fast and Furious” gunrunning debacle, the nation’s top lawman now faces allegations that his connection to Dr. Tyrone Cecil Malloy is a conflict of interest that helps explain Holder’s failure to prosecute abortion providers who run afoul of federal law. Critics say […]
Shorter Gingrich: ‘Benghazi Fertilizer On Collision Course With The Air Circulator’
by Smitty “There is a rumor — I want to be clear, it’s a rumor — that at least two networks have emails from the National Security Adviser’s office telling a counterterrorism group to stand down,” Gingrich said. “But they were a group in real-time trying to mobilize marines and C-130s and the fighter […]
‘We Leave Nobody Behind’
by Smitty Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Top 10 signs you may be Nobody: 10. You have blasphemed the Holy Narrative. 9. You have poked fun at #OccupyResoluteDesk on Twitter. 8. You have attended a Tea Party event. 7. You live in a red state. 6. You are […]
‘The Hope And The Change’
by Smitty Via Powerline: This excellent 30-second TV ad was produced by Citizens United and written and directed by Steve Bannon.
‘Wash That #Fail Right Out Of Our Hair’
by Smitty The Looking Spoon says it very politely: via Political Clown Parade
Al-Qaida Is On The Path To Defeat And Charlie Don’t Surf! UPDATE: Women United Lowers The Boom
by Smitty The first seven words of the title are from #OccupyResoluteDesk. The last three are from the demented Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore. I’m going to argue that, at a high level of abstraction, the two ideas are equally absurd. The Washington Times has an article that is useful for tracking the latest rumors. The […]
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