Daily Pundit, I Think You Answered Your Own Question

by Smitty

Quick is asking:

Tell me what sort of electronics you own that you would pay $200 an hour to have repaired, rather than junking it and buying new?

Precisely. No one wants to deal with the expense of these modern, highly integrated electronics. The manufacturing runs are so tiny that getting a repair part six months after the sale may be simply impossible. So you price the labor out of the reasonable range.

Stacy McCain’s old laptop was the hardware equivalent of a Steven King novel. If he’d insisted, for sentimental reasons, to have that thing resurrected, $200/hour would have been a lowball labor cost just to get someone to touch that thing.

Harry Reid Blows Past Merely Insulting, Explores New Territory Somewhere Very Close To Laughable

by Smitty via Drudge

His Fecklessness strikes:

Democrats were tossed from office in record numbers last November. That groundswell is shaping the 2012 campaign.

But Reid doesn’t expect it to last.

“The Tea Party was the result of a terrible economy,” he said. “I’ve said that many times, and I believe that.”

“That (the Tea Party) will pass. They will lose a number of seats next year.”

Reid has amassed his considerable power by never underestimating his adversaries.

This blog can now reveal the stunning truth of Harry Reid’s Tippy-Top Secret Undisclosed Location:

harry reid's secret headquarters
The Boneless Chicken Ranch

Harry, you’re so toast you don’t even know it, dude. Your words are going to seem dumb in 2012 when your party gets another shellacking, in 2014 when your party gets another shellacking, and in in 2016 when both you and your party get another shellacking. Yes, that Tea Party you dismiss is going to finish dismissing your sad little excuse for a political empire.

It would nearly be funny, if so many people didn’t have to pay so dearly for the utter impotence of your ideas.

Would that you could heed Dennis Miller’s advice, and never open your ashen pie-hole in public again. Still fresh after four years.

Not Sure I Agree With Melissa Clouthier

by Smitty

It doesn’t appear that the Black Sox scandal destroyed baseball; I don’t see how a generation of commie swine disguised as the media can destroy investigative reporting.

In an America with a re-vitalized media, do you really want to be the candidate that says “You can’t ask about my transcripts; I’m invoking the Obama Rule.” That would go over as well as, say, Obama’s budget, which combined idiocy and bad luck to ride to a unanimous 0-97 near-victory in the Senate, but mostly idiocy.

Update: Gerard says the media has found Rick Perry’s transripts. I, for one, rejoice that the country has been spared four years of an ideologue who would, no doubt, have run trillion-dollar deficits and reduced the country to an object of international ridicule.

‘Gentleman’ Jim Moran Is So Cool, He Made Klavan On The Culture

by Smitty (h/t Da Tech Guy)

This blog is proud to announce that one of its favorited scratching posts has achieved the rare feat of mention in Klavan On The Culture. Top that, anyone in Barney Frank’s district!

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A Question, Now That ObamaCare Lost Another Appeal

by Smitty

HotAir, and the rest of the blogosphere, has the story of the 11th Circuit delivering yet another finely shaded variation on the theme of “no matter how you slice it, ObamaCare comes up ‘turd'”. Jazz Shaw notes via Politico:

Team Obama says they are “confident” that they will still prevail. They now have 90 days to appeal to either the Supremes or the full 11th circuit.

My question: What is the source of this confidence?

ObamaCare, whether you are for or against the notion, is a BFD. The Vice President said so. That it’s a BFD is not contentious.

What is the source of the Presidence confidence his BFD will previal, when neither the courts nor the people seem terribly thrilled about the concept? Three follow-up questions:

  • Did God tell President Obama that this was His will? I don’t claim to have heard any explicit Divine voice speaking audibly, myself. But maybe the President did.
  • Does this confidence spring from a stash of *ahem* sitting around somewhere? Wouldn’t want to accuse the President of anything, at all, but that might have some explanatory power here.
  • Is the President, in his confidence, not dealing any longer with reality in the ‘reasonable person’ mode? I’m no doctor, and a blog post is no diagnosis, but the overall Presidential detachment may cross the line into the spooky realm Real Soon Now.

ObamaCare is certainly one tragic plotline in the larger tragedy that is the Obama Administration, which is the climax of the tragic epic of Progressivism. If it wasn’t so flipping expensive and uncertain, one would be tempted to say that it’s a great time to be a blogger. Instead, we must continue the struggle for liberty in the face of the Tyranny of the Progressives.

Oh, So, Like A Service Academy, Then?

by Smitty

Via Insty:

“Whether your own college experience was more like The Paper Chase or Animal House, you can be sure that today’s campuses are neither. Instead, your tuition and tax dollars are funding an ever-growing army of bureaucrats that police everything from free speech to dating. Administrators now outnumber faculty on our nation’s campuses, and even students’ innermost thoughts are subject to their oversight. Each year, the college experience gets closer to that of a TSA line at the airport — but one that you have to live in for four years.”

Of course, the big difference was that USNA wansn’t four years of indoctrination to godless Communism, either.

Fishersvile Mike Rocks The Parody

by Smitty

In Iowa, Stacy McCain has fallen in love with the Butter Cow. Meanwhile, in Virginia, noted parody tunesmith Fishersville Mike thinks about a Palin Candidacy and feels like it’s already Christmas. A bit of ribbon:

You better watch out
as liberals cry
Here comes a force
They cannot deny
Sarah Palin’s coming to town

RTWT.

If I thought there was much religious content remaining in the Saturnalia, I might denouce Mike as some rampant Christianist or something.

Me, I just enjoy the Nativity.

Not Buying So Much Gloom

by Smitty

Via Protein Wisdom, we have this Zero Hedge article that is a bolt of pure hairshirt. “Welcome to the Age of Instability”. Yes, it’s going to be turbulent for a decade-ish. Yes, the centralized world order is dead on its feet. Yes, some folks in the forty-to-sixty age bracket, like me, are getting a haircut of sizeable proportions.

Deal with it.

You can ‘go British’, and crap in your dinner plate, or you can man up and re-embrace that exceptional American commitment to liberty. All I want to see is political leadership that can go after the Code of Federal Regulations: Continue reading Not Buying So Much Gloom →