If We Had Wanted an Obama-Hugging Sellout, Charlie Crist Would Be a Senator
Posted on | January 28, 2013 | 38 Comments
Marco Rubio leading the RINO Squish Amnesty Parade? After so many conservatives personally vouched for Marco’s bona fides as The Real Deal? Meet the new Boss, same as the old Boss:
Hey, did someone set the clock back six years in Washington? Because today looks a hell of a lot like the dawn of the Bush-Kennedy-McCain 2007 illegal alien amnesty. Deja vu all over again.
Starring in the role of John McCain this time around? Florida GOP Sen. Marco Rubio. . . .
Marco, you think you’re gonna double-cross Michelle Malkin and get away with it? Damn, I thought you were smarter than that . . .
Let’s Give Hillary A LeBon
Posted on | January 28, 2013 | 21 Comments
by Smitty
The Washington Examiner has some head ‘sploding details:
A new petition on Change.org calls on the [Nobel] committee to present the prize to Hillary for her work around the world for President Obama and Bill Clinton for his post-presidential international involvement.
“President and Mrs. Clinton have had a lasting impact upon promoting peace in this world. Both have reached out to the poor and economically deprived nations of this world and emphasized the need for tolerance for women’s and minority rights,” reads the new petition.
Well, shag it. Giver her the Nobel for her non-accomplishments as Secretary of State, and a Best Actress Oscar for her performance at the hearings.
This blog, noting that that Nobel backward spells LeBon, hereby presents some Duran Duran to Hillary.
Because, like a 1980s British hair band, “What difference at this point does it make!?”
LIVE AT FIVE: 01.28.13
Posted on | January 28, 2013 | 5 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
Over 200 Dead In Brazilian Dance Club Fire
Fire started when the band set off fireworks
With Economic Problems Solved, Focus Turns To Immigration
[/sarc] Also, Obama’s cabinet picks
Press Already Drooling Over Prospect Of Biden, Clinton In 2016
Jay Carney got this right: “For the sake and sanity of all involved, it’s worth taking a bit of a break from presidential election year politics.”
POLITICS
Another Day Illuminating The Success Of Chicago’s Gun Control Laws
Seven dead, six wounded
“Bipartisan” Group Of Senators Agreeing On Immigration Reform Includes McCain, Graham And Schumer
Bob Casey Calls For Expanded Social Security Screening
Paul Ryan Says Deep Budget Cuts Likely Unavoidable
Public Advocate Bill de Blasio Throws Hat In Democratic Ring For NYC Mayor
Illinois Approves Driver’s Licenses For Illegals
Tom Harkin’s Retirement Makes 2014 Harder For Democrats
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Oil Continues Creeping Upward Ahead Of Fed Meeting On Egypt’s Instability, Economic Data: NYMEX $95.95, Brent $113.19
Asia Stocks Up Slightly On Strong US Earnings
Oil Barge Hits Vicksburg Bridge, Springs Leak
Retailers Can Start Charging Credit Card Checkout Fees Today
Japan Forecasts Real GDP Growth Of 2.5% This Year
First-Class Stamps Now $0.46
Why Lawsuits Over Subway’s Short Foot-Long Sandwiches Are Baloney
Reed Exhibitions Cancels Eastern Sporting & Outdoor Show After Gun Ban Backfires Badly
Jobless Claims Fall To Five-Year Low
Pr0n Already Showing Up On Twitter’s Vine
Nokia Launching “Music+” Subscription Service On Its Lumia Smartphones
Facebook Blocks Vine, Wonder Apps
Don’t Like Your Cell Network? Tough. Phone Unlocking Now Illegal In The US
Skyrim Dragonborn DLC Now Available For Pre-Purchase On Steam
RIM Being Eyed By Cash-Rich Lenovo
@Pontifex Blesses Twitter, Facebook To Spread Church Teachings
SPORTS
NFC Explodes For 62 Points In Pro Bowl Blowout
League ponders future of the Pro Bowl
Celtics Win Without Rondo – Then Find He’s Out For The Season
Sharks Off To First 5-0 Start After Beating Canucks 4-1
Anthony Drops Nine Bombs, Scores 42 To Lead Knicks Over Hawks, 106-104
Canadiens Recover To Beat Devils In OT
Cold Shooting Dooms Hoosiers In 74-60 Loss To Wolverines
Red Wings Stumble, Fall To Blackhawks In OT
Caps Beat Sabres For First Win Of Season
Former Nationals CF Nyjer Morgan Signs With Yokohama BayStars
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Liberty Ross, Rupert Sanders To Divorce
She’s not forgiving him for his affair with Kristen Stewart
Miley Cyrus Wears A Suit Jacket For Cosmo – And Not Much Else
Lisa Hochstein Of “Real Housewives of Miami” Sues Internet Commenter For Calling Her A Call Girl
“American Idol” Finalists: The Show Is NOT Racist
Taylor Swift And Harry Styles Avoid Each Other At The NRJ Awards In Cannes
Burt Reynolds Leaving The ICU After Surviving The Flu
Sarah Chalke Scrubs Up For “Grey’s Anatomy”, But Who’s She Playing?
Miley: Liam Hemsworth Still “The Hottest Guy”
FOREIGNERS
Morsi Declares Emergency In Egypt’s Restive Cities
Queensland Hit By Flooding: Three Dead, Hundreds Of Homes Inundated
African Leaders Meet In Addis Ababa Amid Mali Crisis
Pro-Gay Rally In Paris Easily Dwarfed By Last Month’s Anti-Gay Marriage Rally
Medvedev Says Assad’s Grip On Power “Slipping Away”
Berlusconi Defends Some Of Mussolini’s Policies
Chavez Begins New Round Of Treatment In Cuba
IDF Deploys Iron Dome Systems In North As Syrian Chaos Continues
Another Factory Fire In Bangladesh Kills More Garment Workers
BLOGS & STUFF
Jazz Shaw: President Worried Media Isn’t Liberal Enough
Power Line: Barack Obama, Ammo Salesman
JustOneMinute: Obama, Secret Skeet Shooter
Israel Matzav: Sunday Times Defends Anti-Semitic Cartoon As “Typically Robust”
Bill Kristol: No Better Critics
Gateway Pundit: ABC’s “This Week” Has Senator Menendez On For Entire Segment, Doesn’t Ask About Underage Hookers
Doug Powers: Transparency Update
Protein Wisdom: Since When Do Joint Military/Police Exercises Over Urban Areas Include Machine-Gun Fire?
Lonely Conservative: Sean Hannity’s “Boomtown” (Full Video)
Apparently, John McCain Doesn’t Think He’s Done Enough Yet to Destroy the GOP
Posted on | January 27, 2013 | 124 Comments
During Saturday’s panel on immigration at the National Review Summit, Mark Krikorian of the Center for Immigration Studies made the point that a Republican-backed “comprehensiive” bill would not only fail to win Hispanic support for the GOP, but would actually hurt the party. If any such bill becomes law, Obama and the Democrats would take credit for its passage, while the people who oppose amnesty — especially blue-collar white voters — would blame Republicans.
Of course, the living antithesis of political wisdom, John McCain, insists Republicans must pass amnesty:
MARTHA RADDATZ: So how do you convince Republicans about the path to citizenship?
SENATOR MCCAIN: Well, look, I’ll give you a little straight talk. Look at the last election. Look at the last election. We are losing dramatically the Hispanic vote, which we think should be ours for a variety of reasons, and we’ve got to understand that. Second of all, we can’t go on forever with 11 million people living in this country in the shadows in an illegal status. We cannot forever have children who were brought here by their parents when they were small children to live in the shadows, as well. So I think the time is right.
Rule 5 Sunday: Neuronengesang
Posted on | January 27, 2013 | 12 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
Some of the following links may be NSFW. If clicking on them would get you in trouble with the wife/boss/SO/fellow workers/kids, maybe you shouldn’t oughta.
Subject to Change debuts with a nice assortment of pics, Bring The Heat Bring The Stupid returns with Jessica Chastain, Eye of Polyphemus does likewise with Maggie Grace, and Laughing Conservative presents Irina Shayk. Fishersville Mike has a Pro Bowl cheerleader from the Patriots, Animal Magnetism has Rule 5 Friday and the Saturday Gingermageddon, and Lowering The Boom brings the – controversial!- Kate Upton. Reaganite Republican continues his series on Miss Universe contestants this week with Miss Ecuador, Blessed Blasphemy offers Karen Gillan for Robert Burns Day, Randy’s Roundtable tarts it up with Jessica Cediel, and the First Street Journal, as is their wont, posts (military) Women With Weapons.
EBL milked Rule 5 for all it was worth this week, with posts on playoff cheerleaders, the legendary Julie London, Jennifer Connelly, Sharon Tate (RIP), Gemma Arterton, and a gearhead gal in a bikini.
A View From The Beach leads off with Stana Kacik, then it’s Dogs, Wolves and Cave Girls; You Can’t Ban Evil; (Fantasy) Women In Combat; Ginger Explains Debt; Dresses From 3D Printers; Carla Bruni, Tax Refugee; Needed: Volunteer Womb (has cave girl content), Morons Find Comics Unrealistic, and Martian Rivers, Joan’s younger sister.
El Opinador Compulsivo begins with Valerie Baber (h/t Soylent Green’s Corsetcare), Halle Berry, Melissa Rauch (a/k/a Dr…no, it’s too much typing. Go see for yourself.), Sofia Vergara (yep, two links), something from the Today In Quebec files, It’s Tight Like That, and in Israel, “The State Is Stripping Us!” Now there’s a campaign slogan!
Speaking of Soylent Green, the week began with Spidergirl, Overnighty Mia, and Monday Motivationer Britney before continuing with Happy Hour Hawt Heather, Tuesday Titillation Candice, Humpday Hawt Jasmine, When Eye Bleach Isn’t Enough, Falconsword Fursday Homage, Fursday Evening Awesome, Corsetcare Appreciation Day, AM Arianna, and Just Jessica.
Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe was Gan Lulu, his vintage babe was Sally Field, and Sex in Advertising says It’s For You! Also, the obligatory 49ers cheerleaders. Dustbury offers Tiffani Thiessen and Jacqueline DuPre, and The Camp of the Saints presents Hayley Marie and the Rule 5 News 2013 Spring Bikinis Edition.
The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes this week included AJ Lee, Yoko Kumada, Megalyn Echikunwoke, Lacey Banghard, Lynda Carter, India Reynolds, a random post with Emmanuelle Chiriqui content, and Adella Pasos.
Thanks to everyone for all the linkagery! Deadline for submitting links to next week’s Rule 5 Sunday through the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox is Saturday, February 2.
Neo-Confederate Judges? Who Knew?
Posted on | January 27, 2013 | 32 Comments
Why did Scott Lemieux reach for the “neo-Confederate” epithet (he clearly means it as such) to describe the three federal judges who ruled against President Obama’s recess appointments to the National Labor Relations Board? I’m old enough to remember when liberals claimed to oppose the “imperial presidency,” but I suppose that was because Nixon was president back then. Liberals are OK with imperial authority when that authority is wielded by Barack Milhous Obama.
Lemieux may have gotten “neo-Confederate” from the Random Epithet Generator software that is installed on the laptops of progressive bloggers, to help them express their Manichean worldview.
It is not true that liberals are moral relativists. In their worldview, that which helps Democrats is good; that which helps Republicans is evil.
Because the appeals court ruled against the Democratic president, the court is evil, and the question for the Random Epithet Generator to solve is, “What kind of evil is this?” Racist? Sexist? Homophobic? Greedy? Reactionary? Climate change denialist? These possibilities were crunched through the algorithmic progression of the Random Epithet Generator and rejected in favor of “neo-Confederate.”
Does the word actually mean anything in this context? Go read Lemieux’s rant: He doesn’t even try to justify the term. It is mere name-calling.
But who cares about credibility, when you’ve already been denounced by Glenn Greenwald as ”a cesspool of unprincipled partisan hackdom”?
Hawkins: 15 Lies Of Liberalism
Posted on | January 27, 2013 | 4 Comments
by Smitty
A great article by John Hawkins:
9) …liberals want unity and bipartisanship, which they apparently believe they can accomplish by spewing pure hatred and smearing, demonizing, threatening, and lying about anyone who disagrees with them.
10) …it’s going to deliver equality of outcomes for everyone, which is true, if by “delivering equality of outcomes” you mean “make everyone poorer.”
11) …it cares about women — unless they’re conservative women, in which case liberals will insult them in the vilest of terms, attack their children, call them whores and laugh and hoot at the most grotesque sexist attacks against them. Every last insult ever hurled at someone like Sandra Fluke probably wouldn’t amount to what women like Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Michelle Malkin, and Ann Coulter put up with on any given week with the full support of the same liberals who run off at the mouth about a “war on women.”
I had sent Hawkins a Tweet linking Al Gore’s wonderful, (emphasis mine):
Their most consistent theme is to label as “socialist” any proposal to reform exploitive behavior in the marketplace.
From the standpoint of governance, what is at stake is our ability to use the rule of law as an instrument of human redemption. After all has been said and so little done, the truth about the climate crisis — inconvenient as ever — must still be faced.
That still remains the absolute dumbest thing I’ve ever seen from a public figure.
FMJRA 2.0: Halcyon
Posted on | January 26, 2013 | 2 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
The Next 1,460 Days: I Still Hope He Fails
- Nice Deb
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Andrew J. Patrick
- Protein Wisdom
- Andrew J. Patrick
- Nice Deb
Hillary Gets Bitchy on Benghazi: ‘What Difference, at This Point, Does It Make?’
Liberal Blogger: ‘How Dare You Smear Hillary by Quoting Her Accurately!’
Great @PJTV Bill Whittle Essay For Those Needing A Little Perk-Up
Gun-Grabbers Now Hunting Blue Dogs, Target Georgia Democrat John Barrow
Scientology ‘Advertorial’ Scandal Exposes Atlantic Executive as Truthless Swine
From the NTTAWWT Files: Feds Arrest Transvestite Priest for Dealing Meth
‘Arab Spring’ Update: Hostages Killed in Algeria; French Fight Islamists in Mali
Should @TedNugent And The NRA Just Morph Into A Political Party?
Democrats: The Party of Criminals
Convicted Felon John Tiessen: Crazy? Certainly, But Is He Also Dangerous?
How to Get Jennifer Schuessler to Give You a Puff Piece in the New York Times
Could Scarborough Be A Bigger Tool? And The Answer Is None. None More Big
Our Long National Nightmare Is Over
Democrats: You Can Never Hate Them Nearly as Much as They Hate You
Ask Michele Bachmann About CBS News Political Director John Dickerson
‘Patriotic Progressivism’, The Moron’s Oxymoron
Let The 2016 Campaign Begin, With A Show Of ‘Support’ For Hillary
Living Inside Your Head, Rent-Free
New Federal Charges Filed Against Anonymous Spokesman Barrett Brown
Gregory Kane Opines That Colin Powell Could Be A Latent Democrat
This Blog Votes We Accept @DarleenClick’s Apology
How Long Can the ‘Dollar Bubble’ Last?
Fear and Loathing at the #NRISummit: Can We Survive the Sarcasm Deficit?
Top linkers this week:
- Rick’s Rants (22 the hard way)
- (tied) Hogewash and The Daley Gator (6 each)
Again, a number of folks who just missed the five-link cutoff – but regardless, thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline to submit your links for next week’s FMJRA is Friday, February 1.



