The Science Is Settled!
Posted on | April 9, 2012 | 24 Comments
According to the latest scientific study, homophobes are secretly gay!
Therefore, Fred Phelps is Andrew Sullivan’s dream date, or something.
For many years, I’ve been working on a scientific study to confirm my hypothesis that some lesbians — the really hot ones — are in fact secretly bisexual and eager to have me join them for a threesome.
So, How Was Your Vacation?
Posted on | April 9, 2012 | 12 Comments
Advice to Tourists: When seeking a tropical resort destination, try to avoid locations where the beach is right next to the airport runway:
By the way, this never happens to tourists in sunny Vanuatu.
Nate Silver, the Experts and … Me
Posted on | April 9, 2012 | 9 Comments
From Matt Welch’s article about dinosaur media:
In 2008, a 30-year-old baseball stat nerd looked at the reams of public research product churned out by the nation’s 1,500-plus daily newspapers, and concluded that, though “there is nearly as much data as there is for first basemen,” the “understanding has lagged behind.” So Nate Silver launched 538.com (named after the number of votes in the Electoral College), and through sheer intellectual rigor and superior numeracy went on to outperform all comers in the political prediction business that year. As Silver later explained in The New York Post, too often “polls are cherry-picked based on their brand name or shock value rather than their track record of accuracy,” and “demographic variables are misrepresented or misunderstood.”
Silver, who was later hired by The New York Times (a blogger-to-riches story that would have made headlines a decade ago but is no big deal nowadays), is a living refutation of the Labor Theory of Value. All those thousands of big-media reporters and commentators and pollsters, paid full time to analyze and interpret political information, got their clocks cleaned by a sports geek blowing off steam after hours.
You should read the whole thing. By the way, Nate Silver is a data omnivore and, in recent months, I’ve had the sneaky feeling he’s been reading my blog, although he’s never cited me. Read more
What Would Derbyshire Say?
Posted on | April 9, 2012 | 29 Comments
Jim Geraghty at National Review cites a story by Politico:
“Despite the broad changes in President Obama’s overall job approval rating since he became president, certain subgroups of the population have consistently rated him better than others, and these patterns continued in March. Blacks, Hispanics, women, 18- to 29-year-olds, Easterners, postgraduates, Americans earning less than $24,000 per year, and those who don’t regularly attend a place of worship all show higher support for Obama than their counterparts …”
What the departed Derbyshire might have said about this story is not what Jim Geraghty says. But you know he secretly thought it.
A friend reminds me that, in 2006, Derbyshire panned Ramesh Ponnuru’s book, The Party of Death. On Friday, Ponnuru was one of the first National Review staffers to denounce Derbyshire, who had also made himself obnoxious by his rather outspoken atheism.
Occupation: Blogger
Posted on | April 9, 2012 | 1 Comment
We approach Tax Day, and you know that place on the 1040 form where you’re supposed to write your occupation? Dan Riehl will write “blogger.”
Dan’s been full-time since 2007. Anyone who can do it full-time for five years probably deserves some kind of medal. Or hit Dan’s tip jar.
LIVE AT FIVE – 04.09.12
Posted on | April 9, 2012 | 3 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
Mike Wallace Dies, 93
The self-described “black hat” of 60 Minutes died Saturday in a Connecticut nursing home
Nork Rocket On The Pad
Fueling begins as Norks prepare to launch “observation satellite”; US suspends food aid
Two Arrested In Tulsa Shootings
Revenge motive possible
POLITICS
Gingrich Staying In Race, Says Romney Most Likely Nominee
Wants to influence party’s platform; says he’ll campaign for Romney if Mitt’s the nominee
American Crossroads Super PAC Prepares To Release The Hounds
Santorum Hoping To Resume Campaigning After Tending To Daughter
Maryland Budget, Bills Caught In Race To Midnight
House GOP To Probe GSA Spending In Wake Of Scandalous Vegas Meeting
Democrat Would-Be Governors Contend In Primary
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Has Gasoline Peaked At $3.97?
Black Hills Bakken Conference Slated
Looking On The Bright Side Of Inflation
Asian Shares Fall On Weak US Jobs Data
Wall Street Week Ahead: Will Earnings Trigger Further Declines?
Contracts Expire For Many At AT&T But Talks Continue
Fear & Loathing Over Facebook Apps
iOS Devices More Profitable For Google Than Android
Demanding Facebook Passwords From Job Applicants Could Be Illegal
Hands On With Max Payne 3
YouTube Founders Building Mysterious Magazine Publishing App
SPORTS
15,000 Gather For Easter Service With Tebow
Pastor Joe Champion: “We didn’t have enough room to handle the pope.”
Bulls Fall To Knicks In OT Despite Rose’s Return
Harrison Zeroes In, Hamilton Powers Up As Rangers Blank Chisox 5-0
Avila’s Bomb In 11th Wins Game And Seals Sweep For Tigers Over Red Sox
Lee Scores 25 As Rockets Rout Kings, 104-87
Cubs Avoid Sweep, Beat Nationals 4-3
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Leah Messer Of “Teen Mom 2” Marries Jeremy Calvert
Casual wedding in Catlettsburg, Kentucky with friends, family, and film crew
“Hunger Games” Grosses $300 Million, Plays Iceberg To “Titanic 3D”
Britney’s Fiance Petitioning For Co-Conservator Status
Lindsay In Nightclub Altercation?
Heidi Klum Files For Divorce, Seeks Custody Of Kids
Anne Hathaway Lops Flowing Locks For “Les Miz” Role
Vanessa Williams Reveals Sexual Abuse In New Memoir
Not News: Levi Johnson Is A Deadbeat Dad
FOREIGNERS
Fang Lizhi, Exiled PRC Dissident, Dies In Tucson Aged 76
Kabul, NATO Sign Memorandum Of Agreement On Night Raids
Pope Marks Easter With Call For Peace In Syria
India Media Welcomes Pak President Zardari’s Visit
Iran Agrees To Nuke Talks In Turkey After Weeks Of Wrangling
Easter Church Bombing In Nigeria Kills 38
Ousted, Mali’s President Resigns
Syrian Peace Plan On Brink Of Collapse
Israel Declares Guenter Grass Persona Non Grata
BLOGS & STUFF
The POH Diaries: Neo-Nazis Pledge To Go To Sanford, Protect White Citizens
Daily Pundit: Jumping The SharkBullshit
Just One Minute: The BS Runs Deep At MSNBC
Matt Welch: When Losers Write History
Lonely Conservative: Woman Whose Party Creates Economic Failure Slams Opponents For Pointing It Out
American Power: The NYT Wants To Bring Back Welfare Dependency
Tina Korbe: Cardinal Dolan Defends Santorum’s Comments On JFK Church & State Speech
NewsBusters: NBC News President Insists Zimmerman Edit “Not A Deliberate Act To Misrepresent”
Israel Matzav: Bibi And Mitt – Old Friends
Professor Bainbridge: Gingrich Touts Chilean Pension System As Social security Reform
North Dakota GOP Screws Over Santorum
Posted on | April 9, 2012 | 75 Comments
I’d heard some talk about this: Evidently, the pro-Romney leadership of the North Dakota Republican Party rigged their state convention so that, despite the fact that Mitt Romney came in third in the March 6 caucuses, he got most of the delegates. The Right Scoop has this video:
(Hat-tip: Richard McEnroe on Twitter.) The amazing thing about this is how GOP “leaders” flagrantly screw over their own rank-and-file like this — and “leaders” in the Republican Party do this all the time — and then wonder why it’s so hard to generate grassroots enthusiasm for their hand-picked candidates.
Short of tar-and-feathering the corrupt bastards, what can you do?
Too Stupid for Media Matters
Posted on | April 8, 2012 | 14 Comments
In a sidebar headline at AOSHQ, I noticed a story from The Lid:
BREAKING: MJ Rosenberg OUT At Media Matters
Hmmm. Media Matters fires some guy. What’s this about?
Rosenberg’s offense was describing pro-Israel Jews as “Israel Firsters.” Which is to say, Rosenberg thinks his fellow Jews are too pro-Israel.
Let me see if I can find an appropriate analogy. My ancestors were Scots, and I am generally pro-Scotland. Now, suppose that Ireland got taken over by a bunch of dangerously violent wackjobs who insisted that every problem suffered by the Irish was the fault of those damned sneaky Scots. So the leader of the Radical Wackjob regime in Ireland demagogued almost daily against the Scots, whipping up anti-Scot sentiment amongst the Irish masses and — oh, by the way — Ireland started a kinda secretive nuclear program.
If such a scenario developed, and Scots-Americans urged the U.S. to help protect Scotland against the Irish Wackjob with nuclear ambitions, would anyone blame these “Scotland Firsters”? I think not.
Anyway, Rosenberg got canned at Media Matters and now starts a blog, and is criticizing the U.S. for opposing Iran’s nuclear program. Perhaps Rosenberg can’t figure out this simple equation:
Ahmadinejad + nukes = dead Jews
Does anyone with an IQ above room temperature believe Adhmadinejad’s nuclear program has a peaceful civilian purpose?
Look: You can criticize U.S. foreign policy all you want. But you can’t tell me that Israel’s concerns about a nuclear Iran are illegitimate. And if the U.S. can’t find some way to shut down Ahmadinejad’s nuclear program, Bibi Netanyahu will do whatever Bibi Netanyahu has to do, because the likely consequences of not doing it are too dreadful to contemplate.
What part of “never again” is so hard to understand, huh?
If Rosenberg doesn’t understand that, he deserves the distinction of being known forever as The Liberal Too Stupid to Work at Media Matters.
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