I Am Joe
Posted on | February 29, 2012 | 4 Comments
by Smitty
Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher continues to be the everyman who gets roped into he limelight. Joe, like this blog, was on the Cain train, and has fallen short of endorsing anyone else for the GOP nomination. But Joe was somewhat conspicuous at a Rick Santorum event. . .
Go, Joe! You’re an inspiration to us all, sir.
Rule 5 Wednesday
Posted on | February 29, 2012 | 22 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
I’m never getting another flu shot again. That’s all I’m going to say about that. Now, on with the hotness!
The Regular Guy sent me a link to a Rick Santorum post, but it was lacking in beefcake or cheesecake. So, no link for you, sir! The Laughing Conservative, on the other hand, delivers with a Candice Swanepoel video. The POH Diaries inaugurates a new series of “Hot And Dumb” posts with Danica Patrick, while Eye of Polyphemus settles on Dana Delaney. Randy’s Roundtable features a midweek break with Josie Maran and Georgia Salpa, while Daily Irony chips in some Taiwanese gym babes and Waveya.
El Opinador Compulsivo kicks off this week’s contributions with Anna Torv of “Fringe” fame, seven high-res wallpapers, Rebecca DeMornay, Shania Twain, choice pix from Rio’s Carnaval, a staring contest with Kate Upton, and a test of EOC’s new, wider blog template.
Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe was Cassidy Freeman, his vintage babe was Francis Octavia Smith (a/k/a Dale Evans) and Sex in Advertising encourages us to reach out and touch someone. (My Army background makes me think of artillery when I see that phrase.) AView From The Beach offers Rose McGowan, a hula cam video, something about necrophilia, beer, vodka, and Raquel Welch’s speculation that Mae West was actually a drag queen.
Jake Finnegan goes with the flow this week and chooses Danica Patrick as his Burkalesque Babe. Fishersville Mike, on the other hand, likes him some Taylor Swift. Three Beers Later passes on a Carly Foulkes link he claims he found at The Conservatory. Pish and tush, I say. Especially tush. Dustbury checks in with Karina Nose and Veronica Webb, while Maggie’s Notebook is all about the Danica Patrick this week. Black Sunday Society makes its debut with a well-armed, well-endowed Kari Byron, and Reaganite Resistance chips in with Miss Kosovo 2011, Aferdita Dreshaj.
Soylent Green starts off with some overnight nicety, followed by Monday Motivationer Raylene, a tip from Uncle Soylent for Fat Tuesday, some hot Brazilian action for humpday, something about Temecula, CA, Corset Friday with painted lingerie, overnight awesomeness, and a young lady with the fur side outside. Also, since I’m late doing this, Leap Day Hotness!
The Camp of the Saints last week had links for Tina Hobley, the ever-popular Rule 5 News, and Michelle Lombardo. American Power kicks in Kate Upton for my favorite airline, Jennifer Love Hewitt, more Kate Upton, the SI 2012 Swimsuit lineup, and British soap star Helen Flanagan.
The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes this week were Tiffanie Damian, Claudia Verela, Melyssa Grace, Carissa Rosario, and Janet Jackson. Also, a hot girl on a Harley, random hotness, and Asian Babe Wednesday.
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Submissions for Sunday’s Rule 5 roundup (which will actually be on Sunday, God willing) are due on Saturday, March 3; please remember that Rule 5 links go to Rule 5 Wombat and not my usual e-mail address.
Is Matt Drudge Not A Mitt Romney Fan?
Posted on | February 29, 2012 | 18 Comments
by Smitty
Ouch:
Quite the triumph of the negative advertising will, Mitt’s 3% victory in Michigan. Alas for Romney,
Rick Santorum is the leading Republican presidential contender in Ohio, according to a new survey in the state.
The Quinnipiac University poll released Monday showed the former Pennsylvania senator with 36% support among likely Republican primary voters, followed by Mitt Romney at 29%, Newt Gingrich at 17% and Ron Paul at 11%.
Can Mitt’s squadrons of carpet bombers drop enough negative ordnance on Ohio to pull that out in time for Super Tuesday?
It remains to be seen. As Protein Wisdom noted yesterday,
Romney: “obviously, I want to make sure that we maintain the progressivity of the code”
Yes, obviously. Because that’s what “severely conservative” candidates do: maintain “progressivity” — or, to put a finer point on it, maintain one of the 10 planks in the Communist Manifesto, the graduated income tax.
I don’t know why Jeff G. has been unable to regain the happiness in slavery he seemed to be enjoying at Woodstock with the band. That tax code, which does not seem to have any point as far as funding a balanced federal budget goes, is really more of an iron rod by which We The People are punished, divided, and ruled.
Anything said by any candidate of any party has got to be given the litmus test of liberty. The ‘p’ word is anti-liberty at all points. I hope that Romney’s handlers are keeping an eye on this blog and noting that, in spite of whatever sort of Lefty dog-whistle is afforded by ‘progressivity’, usage of that term is an air-raid siren for conservatives that ol’ Willard is full of Mitt.
But maybe those handlers are paying attention:
What precisely am I deciding here? The contents of Romney’s core convictions? The presence of those convictions? Scroll down the page to the public figure Tea Party endorsements at the bottom: when this toss-off of a web site puts itself alongside some un-named “Sen. Demint Adviser”, and hasn’t even been updated to include Gov. Jan Brewer’s “OK, sure” endorsement of Mitt, you know it’s a joke. One is tempted to speculate that the Left is fronting this site more as a poke at Mitt’s lack of Tea Party support.
However, I don’t wish to sound all Bill Quick in my tepid attitude toward Romney. There really is too much at stake not to support Mitt, should his megatonnage of negative advertising result in the GOP nomination amidst the rubble. Mitt shall have bought the nomination fair and square, in that case. I also respect Mitt’s unwillingness to ‘set his hair on fire‘ while commanding the bombastic advertising campaign. I suppose that means Mitt won’t give us the Full Klinger, in his quest for the Resolute Desk. Fine. Some level of restraint is good in a Presidential candidate, insofar as his megalomania is concerned.
However, we all need to be relentless, hair aflame, and as serious as lung cancer about liberty. About turning the Information Age into something that means less government. About holding public figures accountable. About blowing the face off of the zombie of Progress, and, metaphorically, every sad little tool who preaches this false progressive gospel.
Let us soldier on and ensure that Mitt at least respects the actual Tea Parties, for all he probably hates them. ODERINT DUM METUANT.
Lefties Lack Perspective, Hence Their Gloom
Posted on | February 29, 2012 | Comments Off on Lefties Lack Perspective, Hence Their Gloom
by Smitty
To clarify, when I said ‘my tepid attitude‘, the scope of ‘my’ was me. I suppose that I can see where, in referring to Bill, he might have thought I was attempting to characterize his apparent severe disdain for Willard Mitt. Such was never my intent. I think Bill may be daft in his position, but the gorgeous thing about traditional America is that we don’t have to agree.
One area where I’m not in agreement with the bulk of conservatives is the whole gloom thing. Legal Insurrection’s little mood ring of a poll isn’t all that meaningful, but one does glean that, if conservatives were any more bummed out, they’d be Progressives:
What can I say to try to perk everyone up? My experience is that standing too close to the problem leads to despair. Fallible humans are going to tube almost everything, most of the time. But giving in to despair about it is a choice. Also a choice: the realization that the per-capita suckage of humanity is constant over time. That is, despite the internet and the seeming avalanche of death porn on the news, humanity is existentially no worse off than it ever was. I know, Progress was supposed to give birth to Utopia, but Progress, while sexual in nature, wasn’t really the kind that actually bears fruit, IYKWIMAITYD.
The angst that radiates from #OccupyResoluteDesk is just another sign of what a joke he is. Irrespective of the legal wrangling over the papers, BHO simply lacks an American spirit. The grey cloud of doom that sad little 3rd world dictator radiates is really what we’re managing here. That grey cloud can devour us, or we can blow it away in November.
Sure, you can hate on the candidates, for negative SuperPAC ads, for robo-calls, for finding plutocrat patrons to keep them afloat past bedtime, for looking like a grizzled Pinocchio. But that’s useless. They all suck. Get past that. Be passionate about principle, not candidates, people. Sure, the suckage may intensify, but, as long as we’re on about reason, capitalism, and liberty, everything else will follow naturally.
The World’s Youngest Blogger Now Has More Teeth Than Barack’s Foreign Policy
Posted on | February 29, 2012 | 10 Comments
by Smitty
The dark bit to the left of the image is his first incisor. Which explains his Obama-esque attitude these last few days.
I Guess Alameda County Supervisor Nadia Lockyer Is A Democrat?
Posted on | February 29, 2012 | 12 Comments
by Smitty
When you’ve been this craven and this biased for this long, the default assumption is that any public figure experiencing ‘life difficulties’ must be a Democrat. Bill Lockyer is listed as a Democrat on Wikipedia. I guess the picture caption on SF Gate mentions them at a DP fundraiser.
Then again, this is ‘Frisco, so the point that Nadia and hubby are Democrats is somewhere beyond no-brainer, clocking in around “brain in formaldehyde jar on some union boss’s desk”.
Now, if Nadia was evangelical, Tea Party, or otherwise a brain-toting conservative, this story:
We’re told that a sex tape of Nadia Lockyer and the man was given to her husband, state Treasurer Bill Lockyer, about six weeks before the Newark incident. The treasurer believed that the man, who has a history of arrests for alleged methamphetamine use, might make the tape public if forced to break off a romantic relationship with the supervisor.
. . .would have the prurient Lefty media discussing the incident with faux-Puritanical disgust. Or maybe actual disgust; the whole thing sounds bizarre.
And yet, I really don’t care. I’ve never watched a single one of these celebrity sex tapes. The only mildly interesting point is the media double-standard on reporting them.
via Insty
LIVE AT FIVE – 02.29.12
Posted on | February 29, 2012 | 2 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
Romney Avoids Disaster In Michigan
Narrowly edges Rick Santorum in overall vote and delegate count in home state; coasts to victory in Arizona
U.N. Presses Syria To Call Cease-Fire
Death toll estimate raised to 7500
Snowe’s Retirement Leaves Senate Race Wide Open
A flock of candidates contends to replace RINO
POLITICS
Santorum Retools For Ohio
Needs to focus on the economy in Ohio, strategist says
Main Military Mortuary Fails Again: 9/11 Remains Consigned To Landfill
Obama Champions Auto Bailout In UAW Speech
Feds Take Down NYC Comptroller’s Campaign Treasurer
Supremes Wary Of Torture Cases; Return Of The Alien Tort Statute
Obama Orders Waivers To Terrorist Detention Laws
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Brent Crude Tops $122; ECB Loan May Spur Buying
Gold Futures Edge Higher In Electronic Trade
Greece Feels Collateral Damage From ECB
Investor Caution Urged As Dow Tops 13K Again
Wells Fargo, Goldman Sachs May Face SEC Charges Over Mortgage Bonds
J.P. Morgan’s Dimon Fires Back At Newspapers Over Pay
Bernanke To Face Pressure On Fed Interest Policy
NY Fed Sells $6 Billion In Mortgage Bonds To Credit Suisse, Posts Gain On Sale Of Last AIG Assets
Photos On iPhone At Risk Of Security Breach?
Google’s New Privacy Policy May Violate EU Law
HP’s WebOS Purge Continues; 275 Sacked
Raspberry Pi $35 Computer Goes On Sale
Higher PRC Court Hears Apple’s Appeal Of iPad Decision
The Mounting Minuses At Google Plus
SPORTS
Dwayne Wade Says He Apologized To Bryant
Heat star apologized for accidental nose-breaking foul in game, afterward
Braun Sample Collector Says He Followed Protocol
Clippers Can’t Stop The Timbermutts, Fall 109-97
Lopez Scores 38 As Nyets Top Mavs
Always Valentine’s Day In Red Sox Nation?
Missouri, Aggies To Pay Millions In Big 12 Exit Fees
Davey Johnson: Nationals Can Fire Me If We Don’t Make The Playoffs
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Jen & Ben Welcome Baby #3!
Older sisters full of suggestions for little brother’s name
Introducing Mr. & Mrs. Millepied
Julia Roberts: Waiting For The Smile
Source: Whitney Houston’s Death To Be Ruled Accident
Lindsay: I’m Going Through The Process Of Proving Myself
“Dancing With The Stars” Avoids Conflict With New Cast
Joan Rivers: Angelina Jolie “Looked Like A Fool” At Oscars
Ryan Murphy Plans “One Hit Wonders” With Paltrow, Witherspoon, Cameron Diaz, Andy Samberg
Paula Deen Boasts Of Weight Loss After Diabetes Diagnosis
FOREIGNERS
Tunisia Offers Asylum To Assad
U.S. Officials See Iranian Attacks Likely In Wake Of Israeli Strike
Chavez Recovering From Pelvic Tumor Surgery, Say Venezuelan Officials
Serbia Accession Talks Encounter Objections
Israeli Soldiers Raid Private Palestinian TV Station
EU Nations Recall Ambassadors From Belarus As Sanctions Dispute Escalates
French Socialist Candidate Pledges 75% Tax Rate
BLOGS & STUFF
Powerline: A Big Night For Mitt Romney
NRO Corner: Inside Santorum World
Hillary Chabot: John McCain Calls For End To GOP’s “Greek Tragedy”
Michelle Malkin: Olympia Snowe Not Seeking Re-Election
Lonely Conservative: Georgetown Coed Testifies Students Going Broke Paying For Protected Sex
Legal Insurrection: Another Unintended Consequence Of The Higher Education Bubble
Washington Free Beacon: Fisker Cronyism Redux
Sense Of Events: First, We Kill All The Newborns
REPUBLICAN PRIMARY RESULTS HQ: Michigan and Arizona Vote Tonight
Posted on | February 28, 2012 | 46 Comments
by Smitty
2251 EST: A Memeorandum scan: HotAir has Allahpundit needing to get him some rest:
Romney’s doing so well [in Michigan] tonight, in fact, that he might end up with a bonus talking point tomorrow. In 2008, he won the state with 338,000 votes. Tonight, with a little more than 70 percent reporting, he’s north of 306,000. If he outdoes his total four years ago amid lower turnout, he’ll have some dynamite spin for the naysayers.
Yeah, barely breaking 2/5 of the vote is really cause for a victory lap, or something. Yay-awn.
Firedoglake:
Final thoughts – Romney scored a huge win in Arizona and managed a solid win in Michigan. While both states for different reasons favored Romney, a solid sweep tonight is a very important for the Romney campaign going forward.
In the past few days the national momentum started swing back towards Romney and the two wins tonight should help that trend continue. Romney should have solid momentum heading into Super Tuesday next week when ten states vote.
This has been a very good night for Romney.
Smitty’s take: Rick Santorum continues to demonstrate that the Not Mitt Romney constituency is important. I’ll be voting against Mitt in the VA primary next Tuesday, for all that may be purely symbolic. Yet, even should Cadillac Mitt win the GOP nomination, all of the blowback from the Tea Parties had better be a signal to the GOP nominee that the will of the people ain’t beanbag. That nominee had better understand that PROGRESSIVISM DELENDA EST, or he is politically dead in the water.
2236 EST: Fox has called Michigan for Mitt. Stacy reports Santorum gave a positive, issues-oriented speech. He closed by referencing George Washington.
With 75 percent of precincts reporting in Michigan, Romney was leading with 41 percent, followed by Santorum with 37 percent.
2224 EST: linked by Nice Deb and Monoblogue.
2219 EST: At 71%, Mitt has a comfortable 5% lead, and 42% of the vote. With 42% of AZ tallied, back over at the NYT, Mitt has 48.7% Could the presumptive, prohibitive, overwhelming favorite (of David Brooks) win his first plurality?
2157 EST: Stacy interviewed five students from South Christian High School, Haley Elenbahs, Jeff Helmholdt, Katie Van Zee, Alex Niemwsma, Grace Elenbahs, send a shout out to their Government teacher, Mr. Siskes. These kids remain staunchly for Santorum, and Stacy will upload a photo when bandwidth is found. Santorum campaign manager Mike Biundo said the reality is that Romney now a ‘wounded candidate’. Mitt has widened his margin to 4% over Santorum, but still only takes 40% in his home state. Herman Cain blew by 999 votes, and sits at 2,564.
2143 EST: Looking at the Fox map of counties vs the Michigan population density map, it is not abundantly clear where the votes are going to come from for Santorum to close the night in the lead. Still 41%/38%, at 42% reported.
2137 EST: LD Jackson in the comments points to Fox, which claims 40% complete with a 41%/38% Romney/Santorum split. And blog favorite Herman cain batting ~500 votes. This blogger hopes he reaches 999.
2133 EST: Up to 31%, with Mitt holding steady at 41.3% and Rick slipping to 37.7%. Rick does not appear to be closing with Mitt here.
2127 EST: Linked by Daily Pundit and Zilla of the Resistance. At 28% reporting, the NYT says 41.3% to 37.9%. The night will not be a short one. Arizona has been called for Romney, despite a dearth of reporting thus far.
2102 EST: Stacy ran into Steven Crowder and the hot fianceé are apparently friends of Elizabeth Santorum. Stacy’s effort to merge with the crowd and sneak into the private supporter party met with a wall of security. The NYT, with 12% reporting complete, has Romney leading Santorum 41%-38.5%. Will the prohibitive favorite break 50%? Arizona, perhaps, but Michigan is far from certain.
Caffeinated Thoughts linked the robo-call post earlier. Thanks!
Stacy reports from Grand Rapids (2002 EST): They have just opened the doors to the Ambassador Ballroom, scene of of tonight’s Rick Santorum victory celebration. Several hundred Santorum supporters are in attendance. The house WiFi is ‘craptastic’. So far McCain remains un-connected. Security has informed him that after 8:00 PM local, the press will be confined behind a barricade, away from the bar. This could result in one of the worst PR debacles in American political history.
The Camp of the Saints has a summary.
PREVIOUSLY. . .
Polls close at 8 P.M. ET in Michigan, and at 9 P.M. ET in Arizona. We will have complete results and updated news throughout the night. Stacy will be reporting live from the Rick Santorum Primary Night Celebration in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Polls indicate the Arizona primary should be an easy win for Mitt Romney, while Michigan is too close to call.
Stacy relates that, according to news radio in Michigan, turnout appears light to moderate in most locales. In at least one area near Grand Rapids believed friendly toward Santorum, there was a report of heavy turnout. However, Stacy was quick to walk back that tidbit as unsubstantiated. Via Drudge, the AP reports that exit poles indicate:
- disinterest in debates,
- a greater percentage of voters reporting negative economic impacts,
- and mixed results on social issues.







