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Savage Weirdness at Final Boarding: Did Team Perry Put the Blame on Rubio?

Posted on | October 17, 2011 | 33 Comments

The National Affairs Desk, in the smoking lounge at
Dulles International Airport, 1:10 p.m., Monday, Oct. 17, 2011

DULLES INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
Less than hour until final boarding for my flight to LAX en route to Vegas, and no time to waste on trivia now. While I was checking in the one-way rental car ($164), I was on the phone with Sarah Rumpf, who told me a bizarre reverse-angle on the Rubio/Romney conspiracy theory. Pagan Temple had picked this out of Javier’s post earlier:

Convoluting matters further, one of Perry’s top campaign consultants was also Governor Charlie Crist’s consultant during the 2010 Senate race before Crist jumped ship and ran as an Independent, and that Perry’s Florida team was being led by Rich Heffley, Jim Rimes and Randy Enwright. Heffley was responsible for fabricating the infamous “truthaboutRubio” attack website against now Senator Rubio.

Get it? Sarah has a post about this that provides links to the dots – including Javier’s post from Friday – but leaves it to the reader to imagine how those dots might be connected. What am I getting at? Some of Rubio’s allies suspect that the Crist/LeMieux/Perry forces in Florida, eager to strike a blow against Romney, and also damage the hated Rubio, spread the rumor of a Romney/Rubio conspiracy to move up Florida’s primary to Jan. 31. By blaming it on Rubio’s chief of staff, Cesar Conda, they help LeMieux in next year’s Senate primary, because Rubio is also viewed as an ally of Adam Hasner.

Rubio has tried to stay officially neutral in both the presidential primary and the Florida Senate primary but – if this connect-the-dots theory is true – somebody in Team Perry managed to spread a damaging rumor in such a way that they must have known would reach me. Because I had solid sources telling me as first-hand knowledge that the Romney/Rubio conspiracy (with Conda as the middleman) was true. Were my sources duped? Or were they part of the Perry plot? Or is the original conspiracy theory true, and this new reverse-angle theory a defensive spin to protect Romney’s operation in Florida? The fact that Rich Heffley was one of the first Florida operatives hired by Team Perry suggests the possibility of dirty tricks, and by now the possibilities have multiplied so much I don’t know who or what to believe.

You see that we’re deep into savage weirdness at this point and, of course, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. But now I’ve got less than half an hour until they call final boarding, so I’ll have to leave all that for later, and finish with the Five Most Important Words in the English Language: Hit the freaking tip jar!
 





 

Category: Election 2012, Fear and Smitty in Vegas, Florida, Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, Shoe Leather Fund

Fear and Loathing (and, Yes, Sweet Vengeance) On the Road to Feb. 1, 2012

Posted on | October 17, 2011 | 19 Comments

 Today’s the day I fly off to Las Vegas to cover Tuesday’s crucial Republican presidential debate. It’s a long flight from Dulles to LAX, then a four-hour layover before I catch the plane to Vegas. I’ll be crashing in Barbara Espinosa‘s suite at the Sands, while Smitty and Wombat — both of them got their media credentials for the debate — will fly in Tuesday.

But while I’ll be in Vegas the next four days to cover the debate and the Western Republican Leadership Conference, it’s important to remember that this isn’t about Vegas. This is about getting my revenge on those [insert obscene epithets] in the Florida GOP leadership who screwed up the campaign schedule, ruined Christmas and wrecked my life by moving their primary to Jan. 31.

And we know why they did it, don’t we? Read more

Category: Election 2012, Fear and Smitty in Vegas, Florida, Mitt Romney, Shoe Leather Fund, Vicious Backstabbing Crapweasels

Day By Day Speaks Truth To Overlords

Posted on | October 17, 2011 | 9 Comments

by Smitty

An excellent play by Muir. This prompts me to drop in a bit of Chickenfoot:

Category: Day By Day, Republicans

‘Howdy. Thank You, Erick.’

Posted on | October 17, 2011 | 51 Comments

Those were the first four words of Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s announcement speech at the Red State Gathering in Charleston, S.C., on Aug. 13. At the time, I was the only one who saw Perry’s diss of Iowa Republicans — his deliberate attempt to upstage the Ames Straw Poll held the same day — as an ominous portent of doom.

Perry’s decision to make his announcement in South Carolina was widely viewed at the time as a genius move that would lock down his support in a crucial early primary state, and once he emerged as the most viable conservative alternative to Mitt Romney, Perry would have no trouble making up whatever he’d lost in Iowa by dissing Ames.

Such was the conventional wisdom in August, but now today (via Wombat’s “Live at Five” aggregation) we see this headline:

Cain Takes Lead In South Carolina
ATLANTA — Herman Cain holds a decisive lead in the South Carolina Republican primary, according to a survey conducted Sunday for The Augusta Chronicle.
The InsiderAdvantage/Majority Opinion Research poll of 476 registered voters likely to vote in the GOP primary gave Cain 32 percent, twice the share of Mitt Romney’s 16.
Rick Perry holds 12 percent, making him essentially tied with Romney because the difference is within the 5 percent margin of error.
“In this case, South Carolina is a three-man race,” said InsiderAdvantage CEO Matt Towery. . . .

In a telephone conversation over the weekend, a Perry supporter tried to convince me that the Texas governor is still the only viable alternative to Romney, that Herman Cain can’t possibly win the nomination, and that anyone who is supporting any candidate other than Perry is therefore effectively pro-Romney.

Believe what you want to believe, sweetheart. And for all I know, you may be right. I don’t even get invited to BlogCon, so I must be a complete idiot, which is why Perry is in fifth place — single digits! —  in recent Iowa polls, while The Guy Who Can’t Possibly Win the Nomination is leading Romney by eight points in the Hawkeye State.

I’m a complete idiot who knows nothing about politics or blogging (just ask Tabitha Hale), so it is beyond my ability to explain that, or to fathom why Rick “Viable Alternative” Perry is in sixth place — trailing Jon Huntsman! — in the recent New Hampshire polls.

By the time you get to the Stacy Wasn’t Invited Conference in Denver, my dear Perry-loving friend, maybe all of this will have changed.

Maybe Rick Perry will have bought $15 million worth of debate mojo, and maybe Herman Cain will have forgotten how to tie his own shoes. And then all the bloggers in Denver can laugh at me some more, just like you’ve been laughing at me all along.

If you don’t think I’m an idiot, please: Hit the freaking tip jar!

UPDATE: By the way, I mean to get an explanation from the Cain campaign about this video snippet from ABC News:

Either (a) somebody in Iowa isn’t doing their job right, or (b) ABC News invented a story. Either way, it’s not encouraging.

Category: Election 2012, Herman Cain, Iowa, New Hampshire, Polls, Rick Perry, South Carolina

Gasp: Sean Penn Is Onto Our Plan!

Posted on | October 17, 2011 | 22 Comments

Not an Onion parody:

Left-wing actor Sean Penn slimed the Tea Party as motivated by racism, charging on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight on Friday evening that an impediment to President Obama’s success is “what I call the ‘Get the N-word out of the White House party,’ the Tea Party.”
At a time when Herman Cain tops polls of Republican primary voters, Penn proceeded to allege, without citing any evidence, that “there’s a big bubble coming out of their heads saying, you know, ‘can we just lynch him?’”

Jeff Goldstein: “Crazy haters, these redneck hickist teabaggers are. That is, crazy like racist racist foxes!” But of course, Goldstein is a Jew, and everybody knows how those Jews are, right?

Israelis worried by anti-Semitic
flavor of ‘Occupy Wall St.’ protests
– – –

The Unconscionable Silence of
the Anti-Defamation League on
Antisemitism at #OccupyWallStreet

August Bebel famously called anti-Semitism “the socialism of fools,” and there are quite a lot of fools in the Occupy Wall Street crowd.

American Nazi Party Declares Its Full
Support For Occupy Wall Street Protests

You may be amused to learn that a few weeks ago one of our posts got linked by the neo-Nazi site StormFront, where they noted (a) Herman Cain’s upset victory in the Florida GOP straw poll and (b) what I had called the Cain Doctrine:  ‘You Mess With Israel, You Are Messing With the United States.”

And then, of course, Question the Timing, despite the fact that Cain had been saying this for months, back when he was “Herman Who?” and stuck in single digits in all the polls.

How long before Sean Penn, Janeane Garofalo, Morgan Freeman and the Occupy Wall Street crowd resort to calling Herman Cain a “Zionist puppet”? And what will they say when we remind them that neo-Nazis thought of it first? You can be sure that there was some nudge-nudge wink-wink among lefties when they saw this HuffPo headline:

Herman Cain: ‘I’m Not Familiar With
The Neoconservative Movement’

Well, of course, he would deny it, right? To the kooks, his denial actually proves that Cain is part of the Zionist/neocon/Wall Street/Republican plot, because one of the defining characteristics of a conspiracy is that it is clandestine. And if you don’t understand their theory, you’re probably using the wrong brand of tinfoil in your hat, so that the CIA brain-control signals are still penetrating. Kooks always prefer their theories to be extraordinarily complex, because that way they look like geniuses for having figured it out. Whereas my theory of the Florida Republican Party’s secret plot is quite simple: They’re evil!

Category: Celebrities, Conspiracy Theories, Herman Cain, Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy

LIVE AT FIVE – 10.17.11

Posted on | October 17, 2011 | 3 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho


TOP NEWS
Ha’aretz: Future To Reveal True Cost Of Shalit Deal

Gaza women pass a mural of Israeli prisoner Gilad Shalit

Release of jailed Palestinians likely to trigger another kidnapping to release the rest

Large Crowd Honor’s King’s Dream At Memorial Dedication
Thousands gather on the Mall for ceremony


Indycar Racer Dan Wheldon Dies In 15-Car Crash
Three others injured in fiery accident at Las Vegas International Speedway



POLITICS
Cain Takes Lead In South Carolina

Herman Cain

Augusta Chronicle poll shows Cain at 32%, Romney 16%, Perry 12%; Gingrich 8%, Bachmann and Paul 6%

Two Words You Want To Hear From Rick Perry? “In Conclusion”


Cuomo Forges Deal With Union To Avoid NY State Layoffs

Obama Gets Back On The Bus, Heads For NC, Virginia

Daley Struggles To Please Wall Street, Left

Cornel West Arrested At Supreme Court Protest

House Democrats Ask For DOJ Probe Of Debit Card Fees



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Solar Firms Look To Shed Their Gloom
Euro Near One-Month High On EU Hopes
Walmart PRC Chief Resigns As Labeling Probe Continues
Majority Of Ford Workers Supporting New UAW Contract
Kodak Strikes Patent Licensing Deal With Imax
Con Ed Seeks To Evict Ground Zero Mosque For Default On Rent
Google Killing Buzz To Focus On Google+
Samsung Loses Dutch Bid To Ban Apple Products
Cellphone Users To Be Warned Before Hitting Plan Limits
Amazon Narrows Margins In iPad Challenge
Google Could Be Coming To A Mall Near You



SPORTS
Brewers Fumble It All Away, Lose Pennant To Cardinals

St. Louis Cardinals celebrate their decisive victory in Game 6

Cards pound Brewers 12-6, rely on bullpen and Brewers’ three errors to win

Lions Roar No More, Fall 25-19 To 49ers

LSU Tigers #1 In BCS Rankings, Crimson Tide #2


Eagles Beat Redskins 20-13 The Old-Fashioned Way

Patriots Rally From Behind, Top Cowboys 20-16

Ravens OK With Winning Ugly, Defeat Texans 29-14

Are Jimmie Johnson’s Chances At A Sixth Title Finished?



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
What’s Up, Spock?

Zachary Quinto

Zachary Quinto: the New York magazine interview

J-Lo And Brad Cooper: Together Again?

Shannen Doherty Gets Hitched For The Third Time

Lindsay Lohan Could Get Over A Year In Jail

Robert Downey Jr. Asks Hollywood To Forgive Mel Gibson

Tone Loc Collapses On Stage In Atlanta

WB Picks Matt Reeves To Helm “Twilight Zone” Movie

Lady Gaga Drops F-Bomb At Bill Clinton Concert

Sorry, Charlie! ABC Cancels “Charlie’s Angels” Reboot

“Damages” Retains Ryan Philippe



FOREIGNERS
More Pressure On Iran Over Terror Plot
Rome Counts Cost Of Violence After Riots
Israeli Families Sue To Block Prisoner Swap
Socialists Choose Hollande To Face Sarkozy In 2012 Election
Kenyan Forces Enter Somalia In Pursuit Of Jihadis
Bangkok Escapes Worst Of Flooding
Liberia Heads For Runoff Election
Death Toll From Rain In Central America Hits 80



BLOGS & STUFF
Yid With Lid: DNCC Chair Steve Israel Adds Occupy Wall Street To List of Antisemitic/Anti-Israel Causes He Supports
Gateway Pundit: OWS Goons Deface 9-11 Memorial In Zuccotti Park
Big Government: The Unconscionable Silence Of The Anti-Defamation League
Wall Street Journal: The Exasperation Of The Democratic Billionaire
Lonely Conservative: CPUSA Spokesman A Big Hit At Occupy Chicago
Hot Air: Gingrich Says Romney Has The “Rockefeller Problem”
Atlas Shrugs: ConEd Says It Will Evict GZ Mosqueteer For Non-Payment Of Rent
American Power: Can We Credibly Compare The Current Crisis To The Great Depression?
Verum Serum: Chaos In Times Square, 70 Occupiers Arrested (Video)
Don Surber: Chicago Arrests 175 Dirty, Smelly Hippies
Jammie Wearing Fool: Great News, Obama Cabinet Officials Joining Protests


SOTD: Fire And Forget

Category: Live at Five

Rule 5 Sunday: Is This It?

Posted on | October 16, 2011 | 8 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho


The Rio Norte Line kicks off this week’s Rule 5 Roundup with one of the hottest redheaded engineers on the Intertubes, continues with an explanation of rugby rules, and winds up with some Golf Channel Rule 5. Also, the Emergency Bra! Over at The POH Diaries, it’s the battle of the home-wreckers, and in related news, WyBlog announces that Detroit’s Booty Bus has been shut down. Randy’s Roundtable takes a break with Hilary Rhoda and follows that with Lyndsay Ellingson, while Three Beers Later brings us Sabrina – and not your father’s Audrey Hepburn flick, either. Also, ketchup and mayonnaise! Eye Of Polyphemus settles this week on the decidedly non-cheesy Alison Brie, while Fishersville Mike notes the remake of Footloose with Julianne Hough. Reaganite Republican continues his theme of teenage crushes with Marilu Henner, and the Daily Ramble makes its debut here with Crista Nicole.


El Opinador Compulsivo checks in with a view from the car show, a young lady who’s apparently testing the woofers in her headphones, car service worth every penny, and a fuzzy picture.


Postaldog checks in this week with Jordan Carver, while Jake Finnegan’s Burkalesque Babe this week is Kim Kardashian. In Lingerie Football League action, Troglopundit notes Angela Rypien getting flagged for unnecessary roughness, while Maggie’s Notebook puts the spotlight on Russian model Valentina Zelyaeva. Dustbury this week is all about Rosario Dawson and Debbie Gibson, but brings the bonus Zooey content! She sings! She makes Cracked writers gnash their teeth! w00t!


A View From The Beach has an interesting portfolio full of gals who like Star Wars. Really, really like Star Wars. On a related topic, Fritz discovers science asking the big questions, and runs the sexual harassment PSA seen here last week. Because you all probably need the reminder, right?


Soylent Green picked Aleida Nunez for the Monday Motivationer, and then blinds us with science, goes country on Tuesday, doubles the hawtness for Humpday, salutes Finnish Googlers, puts his 1500th post solidly behind him, brings the all-important Corset Friday, and finally indulges in a little Photoshop foolery.


At the Camp of the Saints, we begin with Rule 5 News, explores bipartisanship with Sara Leal, spotlights Aurora Cossio, and notes the beginning of hockey season with some Ice Girls.


Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe was Jessica Lowndes; the Vintage Babe was Jamie Lee Curtis. Giselle Bundchen does Sex In Advertising, and finally offers us some memory loss to go with our beer goggles.


Thanks to everyone for their links this week! To be included in next week’s Rule 5 roundup, please send your links to Rule 5 Wombat by October 22.

Category: Rule 5

Do Not Click The Link …

Posted on | October 16, 2011 | 8 Comments

. . . while drinking a beverage, because I promise you that you’re going to spit it all over your computer. Also, NSFW language:

Craigslist Ad for a 1990 Nissan Skyline That’s
So Awesome You Motherf–rs Can’t Handle It

Category: humor
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