At Memeorandum last night, I notice an item by liberal feminist blogger Riverdaughter with the interesting title “Suburban Soccer Mom Values.” OK, so I clicked over and read through a long rambling anti-suburban diatribe. And then, like a sudden 90-degree turn, it swerved off into being about . . . Anthony Weiner:
So, I am not at all surprised that the Democratic party Congressional leadership is calling for Weiner’s resignation. The guy is an exhibitionist. He’s got problems. His REAL problem, I suspect, is that he has been insufficiently conditioned to prevent acting out his mastabatory fantasies. ({{snort}} I see the male readers squirming) I don’t know what will come out next and I really don’t care. To each his own. I still think David Vitter’s indiscretions were more serious. If Weiner was into talking about sex with what he thought (mistakenly or not) were receptive women, well, that makes him not a whole lot different than many other people, male and female. The nice thing about the internet is that if someone makes advances to you of this kind, you can choose not to accept them. You can dump their junk in a spam filter, you can block their tweets, you can stop frequenting where they hang out. That’s the power and the glory of the internet. You are not a passive victim. I’ve been on the internet for years, decades now and I rarely encounter porn of any kind. Maybe that’s because I’m on a Mac but it seems to me that if I want to get into bulging underwear, I have to actively search for it.
And 17 year old girls have been conditioned by their suburban upbringing to avoid like the plague places where porn might be found on the internet. Thou shalt not go into chat rooms unattended. If someone makes an online pass at you, report them immediately. Yeah, right. Even the most thoroughly indoctrinated teen has urges. Yes, girls too. I was a girl once. I remember. You guys have no idea.
Is it wrong for an adult male to talk to a girl of 17 on the internet? A suburban soccer mom will tell you yes. Unequivocally. It is wrong for anyone who the parent does not personally know to talk to their children. About anything. Even the weather is off limits. ”It’s really hot today” is just a prelude to the cheezy porn movie music played just before the gardener trims a lovely young bush. . . . Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in a court of suburban public opinion. You can not win this one.
Yes, it’s paranoid, alarmist, indiscriminate, narrow minded, conformist, intolerant, nonsensical, frequently stupid and sometimes cruel. The only reason why suburbanites put up with each other is to avoid being ostracized. Where else are you going to go? And, yes, the media tends to blow things up to the nth degree and feed the overprotective parental frenzy. Cable news is chock full of stories about abducted and murdered children and their non-conformist sociopathic parents. After Weiner’s sexting escapades, prepared for the Good Morning America piece that will discuss what you should tell your 17 year old daughter about texting and tweeting strangers on the internet with some child psychologist or criminal behavioral specialist. The world is fraught with dangers for your innocent young teen who will never emerge from her Freudian sexual latency period unless provoked by some sleazy adult figure. And you don’t know who that person could be. It could be your neighbor or the postman or you congressman.
Women, no matter what age, will always be the victims of men and their base desires. This thought is *not* incompatible with feminism. Why are you saying that?? Men are always predators. Girls do not have sex drives. Women of all ages are helpless sheep before wolves, they are babies, BABIES, I tell you, even when they are not. They are powerless to defend themselves against the onslaught of disgusting and depraved attempts to converse with them even when they are full grown adults and are no longer virgins. Women are always seduced and powerless to the male sex drive. They are always Tess of the D’Urberville, never Moll Flanders. (How conveeeenient) They have no ability to tell the pervert to back the fuck off or block their tweets or threaten to expose them. They are tabula rasas who must be guarded like Spanish senoritas behind high wrought iron internet gates with the constant vigilance of their duenas. I would like to thank my sister feminists for their efforts to protect me and my daughters but I do not care for their mass infantilization of women on my behalf and must decline.
Oh, please, Nancy. Lay off already. Haven’t you done enough damage to women by tolerating the disgusting and over the top misogynism of the 2008 presidential campaign? Please, don’t do us any more favors. The suburban security frenzy is way out of control and ruining our children’s childhoods. Don’t add more fuel to the fire with these ridiculous calls for Weiner to resign. He’s an immature guy who needs some behavioral modification. He’s not a fricking predator.
Wow. Like it’s a Rorshach test and this is the inkblot and suddenly she’s ranting like a lunatic on some bizarre tangent. She needs to read Frank J. Fleming’s “Tips for Not Appearing Crazy on the Internet.”
