LIVE AT FIVE – 12.30.10

TOP NEWS
Mayor Bloomberg Says 911 Fell Short

Mayor Bloomberg, Sanitation Commissioner Doherty

“This is the best sanitation commissioner this city has ever had. Period. Bar none,” Mr. Bloomberg said.

California Ends 2010 On Soggy Note
Rainfall finally ends

Danish Intelligence Foils Terror Plot Against Newspaper
Arrests follow Swedish attacks just two weeks ago



POLITICS
O’Donnell Slams Reported Federal Probe As “Phony”

Delaware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell

Campaign manager Moran slams AP and CREW for use of anonymous sources, “false claims”

Posthumous Pardon For Billy The Kid?




States Prepare To Follow Arizona On Immigration Laws

Newark’s Mayor Deals With Storm, Critics: A One-Man Snowplow?



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Seventh Person Arrested In Insider Trading Probe
Snowstorms Postpone $1 Billion In Sales
Stocks Reach Two-Year High In Light Trading
Nintendo Warns 3D Games Could Ruin Kids’ Eyes
10 Problems With Smartphones And Tablets That Need To Go Away
Geinimi Malware Aims At Chinese Android Users



SPORTS
Brett Favre’s Penalty? Three Minutes’ Pay, Happy Retirement

Vikings QB fined for failure to cooperate

Analysis couldn’t prove Favre sexted pix of his junk to Sterger

Duke Downs UNC-Greenboro For Coach K’s 880th Win

Crosby’s Points Streak Ends At 25, Penguins Fall To Islanders


Friedgen Gets What He Deserves: Bowl Victory As Terps Finale

Illinois Ruins Baylor’s Return To Bowls, Wins Texas Bowl 38-14

Celtics Lose Garnett And The Game As Pistons Roll 104-92



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Snooki’s Hamster Ball Stunt Not Going Down In Times Square

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Apparently MTV kinda sorta forgot to clear their little stunt with the powers that be.

Nicole Richie Probation Ends Early

Candace Cameron Bure’s Battle With Bulimia

Isabelle Caro, Model In Anti-Anorexia Campaign, Dies, 28

Not So Fast: Demi Lovato Won’t Be In “The Avengers”



FOREIGNERS
Ivory Coast “On Edge Of Genocide”
U.S. Revokes Venezuelan Ambassador’s Visa After New Ambassador to Venezuela Rejected
Anti-assimilation Group’s Letter Sparks Controversy In Israel
Mexican Army’s Failures Hamper Drug War
Columbian Drug Lord Pedro Guerrero Dies In Raid



BLOGS & STUFF
Joanne Jacobs: The Wrong Lunchbox
Commentary: It’s FOX News Leading The Ratings, And It’s Not Even Close
Weasel Zippers; Kucinich Likely To Lose Seat As Ohio Drops Two House Seats In Redistricting
The Jawa Report: If Christians Were Treated Like Muslims
Jammie Wearing Fool: Outgoing Democratic Congressman – We’re Descending Into Fascism Or Something
Stanley Kurtz: Cathy Young Defends “No Labels”


— compiled by Wombat-socho

22-Year-Old Maryland Woman Gets Naked in Convenience Store

In front of the donut rack!

On 18 December 2010 at 8:56 AM, deputies from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office responded to the Royal Farms store on Royalty way in Hebron, MD for a disorderly female inside the store. Information had been received from store employees that Jennifer Riegler had removed all of her clothing and was strolling naked through the store. Riegler allegedly was accosting both patrons and employees with sexually suggestive comments and behaviors prior to lying on the floor in front of the donut rack. . . .

Inside Charm City has a photo of the perp, who reminds me of Britney Spears — not in a good way.

When Britney went nuts, it was in all the tabloids. When regular people go nuts, it’s just an incident report for the cops.

Julian Assange, Libertarian ‘Reactionary’?

Donald Douglas has another link-heavy roundup about the Julian Assange rape case, including a link to leftist blogger Bill Weinberg’s post called, “Enough with the Julian Assange hero worship”:

The most blatantly irritating thing is abject demonization of the women who have made the charges of sexual abuse against Assange. In any other context, the summary dismissal of a woman’s rape accusations would be seen as utterly politically incorrect. But Assange gets away with anti-feminist rhetoric that would do Rush Limbaugh proud.

See what he did there? Weinberg (who loves the anti-American aspect of WikiLeaks) does the Signifying Jive by comparing Assange to the hated Limbaugh. Weinberg also disses the suddenly unfashionable Naomi Wolf and otherwise puts himself on the side of the angels in the interminable “Was it rape-rape?” argument.

Tempting as it would be to engage Weinberg about the “abject demonization” of Assange’s accusers, however, my attention was instead riveted by what Weinberg calls “reactionary” statements Assange made in a Time magazine interview:

“The United States’ Founding Fathers took [Enlightenment principles] further and the federalism of the United States also, of relatively powerful states trying to constrain federal government from becoming too centralized. . . .
“But after World War II, the federal government of the United States started sucking the resources to the center, and the power of states started to diminish. Interestingly, the First Amendment started overriding states’ laws around that time, which I see as a function of increasing central power in the United States.”

Wow. Assange praising federalism, criticizing the centralization of power and even taking a shot at the so-called “incorporation doctrine”?

Has he been reading Lew Rockwell?

Has he been watching Glenn Beck?

Is there some kind of Rothbardian anarcho-libertarianism influence on Assange’s worldview? Will we next find Assange favorably citing General Lee’s prophecy to Lord Acton that “the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded it”?

Does the SPLC know about this?

Meanwhile, CNN’s Jessica Yellin defends herself against Glenn Greenwald’s accusation that she is “leading the crusade against the transparency brought about by WikiLeaks.”

UPDATE: Welcome, Instapundit readers!


Anatomy of an Online Hoax

Peter Steiner long ago captured perfectly how the online world has abetted deceit: “On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.”

Brooks Baynes tells the story of a “a woman who went by the name Jo Von Hollenzollern,” formerly known as @femmepatriot on Twitter, who insinuated herself among online Tea Party activists and seems to have hoaxed a lot of people. Furthermore, Brooks suspects this same person may have since emerged under new aliases to perpetrate a new hoax.

People who engage in that kind of activity are destroying a precious commodity: Trust.

But as Reagan said, our policy should be “Trust but verify.” It appears that some people vouched for @femmepatriot based only on their online connnections and/or telephone conversations with someone they’d never met. Having these people vouch for her gave @femmepatriot an underserved credibility.

UPDATE: Welcome, Instapundit readers! As one of the commenters notes, we’re not 100% sure Professor Reynolds is human. There’s something vaguely Vulcan about him . . .


Obama Supports Dog-Killer Vick, Jinxes Philadelphia Eagles vs. Minnesota Vikings

Exactly why the president of the United States felt the need to phone the Eagles’ coach to praise him for giving Michael Vick a second chance, I don’t know. What I do know is that it didn’t help the Eagles:

The NFL’s first Tuesday game in 64 years produced a fittingly unusual result as Minnesota stunned NFC East champions Philadelphia 24-14.
Minnesota quarterback Joe Webb threw for 195 yards and ran for a touchdown in his first career start filling in for the injured Brett Favre, while Adrian Peterson ran for 118 yards and touchdown.
The pair helped the Vikings (6-9) knock Philadelphia out of contention for a first-round playoff bye.
The Eagles (10-5) could have secured a first-round bye with a victory over the Vikings and Dallas next week, plus a loss by either Chicago or Atlanta next week.

What was Obama thinking? Was he trying to get the dogfighting vote? Did he figure that the ASPCA and the Friends of Animals would ignore his intervention on behalf of the dog-killer?

Maybe Obama was trying to shore up his support among Philadelphia fans, but if his jinx ends up costing the Eagle a shot at the Super Bowl, the backlash might be enough to put Pennsylvania back into the “swing state” column for 2012.

Cousins for Cain?

Who is that muscular giant with tattooed arms shaking hands with Herman Cain?

That’s my cousin Brian Buchanan, who lives near Atlanta and — last time I talked to him — was working as a nightclub bouncer. He sent me that photo by Facebook and told me that he took our cousin Pepper Ellis-Hagebak to hear Herman speak on the square in LaGrange, Ga., in May. (I’d imagine Pepper’s head exploded. She’s kind of a liberal.) If Herman ever needs personal security, I’m sure Brian would be available. Continue reading Cousins for Cain? →

LIVE AT FIVE – 12.29.10

TOP NEWS
Bloomberg Under Fire As New York Streets Remain Unplowed

Butler Street in Brooklyn at 0830 Tuesday

“The mayor needs to stop acting like Baghdad Bob and saying every thing’s OK when we can see with our own eyes that clearly it’s not.” – Queens councilman Peter Vallone


Kremlin To West: MYOB
Russians reject criticism of Khodorkovsky verdict

Federal Judge Clears The Way For Murcokeski
Miller’s appeals dismissed



POLITICS
Why The New Governor Of Hawaii Is Taking On The Birthers

Governor Abercrombie at his first press conference

Intends to change state policy, release documents

Rangel Establishes Legal Defense Fund

Mayoral Candidates Blast Clinton For Emanuel Endorsement


Chris Liu: I Am The YouTube Pilot

GOP Large And In Charge In Texas House



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
PRC Cuts Export Quotas For Rare Earths 35%
Home Prices Fall 0.8% In October; Year-to-Year Decline First Since January
Groupon Goes Solo, Plans To Raise $950 Million
Apple, Mobile Services Top McAfee’s 2011 Threat Predictions
Apple Hit With Class Action Lawsuit Over Privacy Violations
Samsung Launching iPod Touch Rival



SPORTS
NBA-Best Spurs Rout Reeling Lakers 97-82

Lakers' Bynum fouls Spurs' Splitter

Spurs send defending champs to third straight loss, following humiliations at the hands of the Heat and Bucks

Vick Returns To Pro Bowl; No Seahawks Picked for Second Straight Year

Wolfpack Capitalizes On Mountaineers’ 5 Turnovers, Wins Champs Sports Bowl 23-7

Lightning Hangs Tough, Loses To Former Teammate Recchi On Last-Second Power Play Goal

Stanford Women Ready For UConn After Rout of #4 Xavier



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Reese Witherspoon, Hollywood Agent Engaged

Jim Toth and Reese Witherspoon

Witherspoon began dating CAA rep after breaking up with Jake Gyllenhaal

“Teen Mom” Released From Jail

Rihanna, Matt Kemp Call It Quits

Lohans Mulling Legal Action Against Movie

Sam Cooper’s Proposal Leaves Lily In Tears Of Joy

Price Of Freedom For Kelsey Grammer? $50 Mill



Vivid Honcho May Save Octomom From Foreclosure

Wills & Kate: We’ll Manage Without Butlers & Servants



FOREIGNERS
ECOWAS Reps Demand Gbagbo Resign
Churches Unite To Assist Travelers Stranded In Moscow Airports
Religion of Peace Sect Claims Responsibility For Nigeria Bombings
ROK’s Lee Says No Alternative To Six-Party Talks
Turmoil In Pakistan As Second Party Leaves Ruling Coalition



BLOGS & STUFF
Fausta: Why Do We Have A Lieutenant Governor?
Legal Insurrection: WikiLeaks Brings Terror Back To Zimbabwe
Jihad Watch: Indiana Grandma, Muslim Convert Under Investigation For Terrorist Links
Pirate’s Cove: Majority Of Americans Want Government To Keep Hands Off Internet

— compiled by Wombat-socho