Jesse James Enters Rehab, Seeking Treatment for Skank Addiction

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Having cheated on Sandra Bullock with a plethora of frighteningly low-rent skanks, Jesse James has finally admitted he’s got a problem — and not just the various social diseases he’s probably picked up while shagging chicks so vile that Snoop Dogg wouldn’t touch them.

How bad is Jesse’s problem? He did this chick four times in 2008.

While married to Sandra Bullock.

Dude.

I mean . . . Dude.

Tiger Woods and John Edwards are congratulating themselves that they never got that far down into skankdom.

21 comments

  1. Why would you want to go out for a extremely low quality hamburger, when you can get steak every night?

    There are somethings the average man was not meant to know.

  2. Why would you want to go out for a extremely low quality hamburger, when you can get steak every night?

    There are somethings the average man was not meant to know.

  3. Profiting on other’s pain is so unbecoming. I mean, unless the other makes a profession of sucking the dollars from my wallet. In which case, profit all you want. But any scandal relevant to eonline is best left . . . to eonline.

    Phil

  4. Profiting on other’s pain is so unbecoming. I mean, unless the other makes a profession of sucking the dollars from my wallet. In which case, profit all you want. But any scandal relevant to eonline is best left . . . to eonline.

    Phil

  5. It wouldn’t be any more acceptable if Jesse James had cheated with someone who was breathtakingly beautiful. A betrayal of that kind is a betrayal-period-and causes immense amounts of pain to spouse who had their trust so wrenchingly violated. People like Woods and James need serious rehab help, but I’m not sure how much good that will do in the long run.

  6. It wouldn’t be any more acceptable if Jesse James had cheated with someone who was breathtakingly beautiful. A betrayal of that kind is a betrayal-period-and causes immense amounts of pain to spouse who had their trust so wrenchingly violated. People like Woods and James need serious rehab help, but I’m not sure how much good that will do in the long run.

  7. It wouldn’t be any more acceptable if Jesse James had cheated with someone who was breathtakingly beautiful.

    No, not acceptable, but it would be more understandable if Jesse were tempted to stray by an extraordinary beauty — to “cheat up,” as it were.

    To “cheat down,” as he did . . . Dude.

  8. It wouldn’t be any more acceptable if Jesse James had cheated with someone who was breathtakingly beautiful.

    No, not acceptable, but it would be more understandable if Jesse were tempted to stray by an extraordinary beauty — to “cheat up,” as it were.

    To “cheat down,” as he did . . . Dude.

  9. Cheating is about much more than about how someone looks. The people I have known who have cheated or been tempted to have done it for a variety of ego reasons. They felt unloved or unappreciated, they liked the attention, they were getting older and wanted to feel alive, they were vulnerable, they liked the intellectual stimulation but eventually ended up in bed. I expect that some or these reasons explain why Jesse James and Tiger Woods cheated. I think I’ll leave it there.

  10. Cheating is about much more than about how someone looks. The people I have known who have cheated or been tempted to have done it for a variety of ego reasons. They felt unloved or unappreciated, they liked the attention, they were getting older and wanted to feel alive, they were vulnerable, they liked the intellectual stimulation but eventually ended up in bed. I expect that some or these reasons explain why Jesse James and Tiger Woods cheated. I think I’ll leave it there.

  11. Guys, have you thought that maybe Ms. Bullock may simply not be as interesting as she appears to be? Just because she’s pretty and on the silver screen, doesn’t mean that living with her would be all of that.

    Of course, maybe Jesse just likes ’em a little on the trashy side. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

  12. Guys, have you thought that maybe Ms. Bullock may simply not be as interesting as she appears to be? Just because she’s pretty and on the silver screen, doesn’t mean that living with her would be all of that.

    Of course, maybe Jesse just likes ’em a little on the trashy side. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

  13. FenelonSpoke:
    And yet, all those reasons you give would make far more sense for someone “cheating up”, as RSM puts it. How much of an ego boost does one get from saying “hey, I can still get someone far, far less attractive than my current spouse”? My opinion – people cheat because they are a selfish, self-centered, morally decrepit jacka**. Of course, such an individual would, selfishly, be expected to “cheat up” or at least on the same level, thus the reason why any sighted person is mystified by the Jesse James incident.

  14. FenelonSpoke:
    And yet, all those reasons you give would make far more sense for someone “cheating up”, as RSM puts it. How much of an ego boost does one get from saying “hey, I can still get someone far, far less attractive than my current spouse”? My opinion – people cheat because they are a selfish, self-centered, morally decrepit jacka**. Of course, such an individual would, selfishly, be expected to “cheat up” or at least on the same level, thus the reason why any sighted person is mystified by the Jesse James incident.

  17. Stacy, I concur. I mean, she’s not horrible, and I understand that picture doesn’t show her to her best advantage. But she’s not going to clean up well enough to beat Sandra Bullock. No way, no how.

  18. Stacy, I concur. I mean, she’s not horrible, and I understand that picture doesn’t show her to her best advantage. But she’s not going to clean up well enough to beat Sandra Bullock. No way, no how.

  20. Given Snoop Dogg’s participation in Dr. Dre’s infamous “B*****s Ain’t S**t” [that’s what it says in iTunes, anyway], the idea of a chick who would repel even Snoop is scary indeed.

  21. Given Snoop Dogg’s participation in Dr. Dre’s infamous “B*****s Ain’t S**t” [that’s what it says in iTunes, anyway], the idea of a chick who would repel even Snoop is scary indeed.

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