VIDEO: Hate Crime Caught on Camera!

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Be prepared for stomach-churning nausea if you click the “play” button on what Fark.com has quite accurately described as “The worst version of ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ in the entire history of ever.” A genuinely vicious desecration of a great song:

That’s so unspeakably wrong, I did some research in an attempt to understand why anyone would put it on the Internet. According to the Web site of Blaze Records:

Champagne Dream has been chosen to participate in the Blaze Records USA “Build a Star 2010” program. She have also been cast as an extra in the upcoming video remake of Ozzy Osbourn’s hit “Crazy Train” being performed by Blaze Records USA Artist Renae. She has also been selected to be the official Model for Something Brutal Apparel. This is going to be an exciting year and the launch of a new career in the Music Industry is sure to keep her busy. In the next few weeks she will be recording with Blaze Records USA and looking forward to this new and exciting opening in to the world of music.

There must be some explanation, right? Certainly I’m not alone in guessing that somebody at Blaze Records got the hots for a 19-year-old stripper and said, “Yeah, baby, I’ll make you a star . . .” Or, as one of the Fark commenters put it, “I hope somebody at least got a BJ out of that.”

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  3. RSM,
    Think of it as “The age of aquarius” ? Imagine YOUR parents seeing you and your pals diggin on “HAIR” or for that matter Janis Joplin – Big Brother and the Holding Company? Now 30 yrs later, this babe is just a version of Brittany Spears (without the plastic wrap). She is the animated version of the CARS (Lets Go!)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HypkT3r558k

    Now Obama has the obama girl, Southerners (republicans) have to loosen up and find a few more Champagne Dream girls and enjoy the show! Its only fair!

  4. RSM,
    Think of it as “The age of aquarius” ? Imagine YOUR parents seeing you and your pals diggin on “HAIR” or for that matter Janis Joplin – Big Brother and the Holding Company? Now 30 yrs later, this babe is just a version of Brittany Spears (without the plastic wrap). She is the animated version of the CARS (Lets Go!)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HypkT3r558k

    Now Obama has the obama girl, Southerners (republicans) have to loosen up and find a few more Champagne Dream girls and enjoy the show! Its only fair!

  6. Wait a minute. “Champagne Dream” is her name???

    Maybe I should watch the whole video — with a name like that there’s got to be a pole dance in there somewhere.

  7. Wait a minute. “Champagne Dream” is her name???

    Maybe I should watch the whole video — with a name like that there’s got to be a pole dance in there somewhere.

  16. She’s really cute. I have never agreed with the maxim that “women should be seen and not heard,” but in her case I’ll make an exception.

  17. She’s really cute. I have never agreed with the maxim that “women should be seen and not heard,” but in her case I’ll make an exception.

  22. Hey, first time posting but I’ve gotta say this. It’s actually not a bad video.

    As long as you’re deaf or your speakers aren’t plugged in. Otherwise, it makes a good diet song. Listen to that and there’s no way you’re going to be eating for a while.

    Actually, if this were any other point in history, they’d be in real danger of being burned for heresy.

  23. Hey, first time posting but I’ve gotta say this. It’s actually not a bad video.

    As long as you’re deaf or your speakers aren’t plugged in. Otherwise, it makes a good diet song. Listen to that and there’s no way you’re going to be eating for a while.

    Actually, if this were any other point in history, they’d be in real danger of being burned for heresy.

  28. I nominate this as the worst video of all time. That girl can’t sing or dance, the music sucks, the production quality is poor and the vocals sound like they were recorded in a bathroom stall.

  29. I nominate this as the worst video of all time. That girl can’t sing or dance, the music sucks, the production quality is poor and the vocals sound like they were recorded in a bathroom stall.

  36. MORE MORE MORE. I Loved it. It was as good as cats howling. It was almost as good as my favorite sound, nails scratching a blackboard. I am thinking of using it for rodent control.

  37. MORE MORE MORE. I Loved it. It was as good as cats howling. It was almost as good as my favorite sound, nails scratching a blackboard. I am thinking of using it for rodent control.

  39. I had to stop it at 33 seconds. My ears are bleeding and my eyes hurt. Don’t EVER post anything like that again!

    She ain’t much subtly is she? 😉

  40. I had to stop it at 33 seconds. My ears are bleeding and my eyes hurt. Don’t EVER post anything like that again!

    She ain’t much subtly is she? 😉

  45. Here, on this blog, I will say that is some of the most awful singing I have ever heard.

    If I meet her in person, I will tell her that she has the most awesome, beautiful singing voice ever and if she joins my “Record label” (which consists of a hastily cobbled together web site and me with a Wal-Mart video camera) I can make her a star! And that’s exactly what you would tell her in person too, you bunch of liars! 🙂

  46. Here, on this blog, I will say that is some of the most awful singing I have ever heard.

    If I meet her in person, I will tell her that she has the most awesome, beautiful singing voice ever and if she joins my “Record label” (which consists of a hastily cobbled together web site and me with a Wal-Mart video camera) I can make her a star! And that’s exactly what you would tell her in person too, you bunch of liars! 🙂

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