Be prepared for stomach-churning nausea if you click the “play” button on what Fark.com has quite accurately described as “The worst version of ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ in the entire history of ever.” A genuinely vicious desecration of a great song:
That’s so unspeakably wrong, I did some research in an attempt to understand why anyone would put it on the Internet. According to the Web site of Blaze Records:
Champagne Dream has been chosen to participate in the Blaze Records USA “Build a Star 2010” program. She have also been cast as an extra in the upcoming video remake of Ozzy Osbourn’s hit “Crazy Train” being performed by Blaze Records USA Artist Renae. She has also been selected to be the official Model for Something Brutal Apparel. This is going to be an exciting year and the launch of a new career in the Music Industry is sure to keep her busy. In the next few weeks she will be recording with Blaze Records USA and looking forward to this new and exciting opening in to the world of music.
There must be some explanation, right? Certainly I’m not alone in guessing that somebody at Blaze Records got the hots for a 19-year-old stripper and said, “Yeah, baby, I’ll make you a star . . .” Or, as one of the Fark commenters put it, “I hope somebody at least got a BJ out of that.”
Nelly? You here?
Nelly? You here?
So I am going to hit it. Fact is that anything said about me until I come back is completely up in the air. I will see you tomorrow morning. See, I am honest!
So I am going to hit it. Fact is that anything said about me until I come back is completely up in the air. I will see you tomorrow morning. See, I am honest!
night night mike
night night mike
OMG! Where did you find those sites Jeff? Oh funny! OMG!
OMG! Where did you find those sites Jeff? Oh funny! OMG!
Miss Champagne I just contacted Sony and asked if you signed with them. If you truly signed with Sony, which I know you didn’t because you can’t sing a note. But if you did why haven’t you posted it on your site and why hasn’t Blaze posted on his site? Lies are catching up with you. I am going to travel from Wisconsin to see if you truly have a studio. I will bring the cops with me. Maybe we can get Mr. Todd’s guitar back for him. Oh yes! I’ve read all of the posts and heard his message to MB. I also want to tell you that I have a friend who works at Sony and I will find out if you are who you say you are Miss Champagne. You & Blaze just might be in serious trouble.
Miss Champagne I just contacted Sony and asked if you signed with them. If you truly signed with Sony, which I know you didn’t because you can’t sing a note. But if you did why haven’t you posted it on your site and why hasn’t Blaze posted on his site? Lies are catching up with you. I am going to travel from Wisconsin to see if you truly have a studio. I will bring the cops with me. Maybe we can get Mr. Todd’s guitar back for him. Oh yes! I’ve read all of the posts and heard his message to MB. I also want to tell you that I have a friend who works at Sony and I will find out if you are who you say you are Miss Champagne. You & Blaze just might be in serious trouble.
read this whole lame blog and didn’t see where that champagne said she was with sony. she said a major, didn’t say which one. didn’t know having a name was against any laws in this country so why would anybody travel from wisconsin and bring cops to confirm a persons name? are they talking about that kevin keen from orlando? that would make sense that he would be behind trash bash like this.
read this whole lame blog and didn’t see where that champagne said she was with sony. she said a major, didn’t say which one. didn’t know having a name was against any laws in this country so why would anybody travel from wisconsin and bring cops to confirm a persons name? are they talking about that kevin keen from orlando? that would make sense that he would be behind trash bash like this.
Best. Thread. Ever.
The grammar, the spelling, the wanton apostrophe abuse – it has it all.
Oh, and for the record, that was by FAR the most horrific, embarrassing attempt at “singing” Sweet Home Alabama that could possibly be produced by human vocal cords.
“Champagne,” et al – you make compelling cases for chemical castration.
Best. Thread. Ever.
The grammar, the spelling, the wanton apostrophe abuse – it has it all.
Oh, and for the record, that was by FAR the most horrific, embarrassing attempt at “singing” Sweet Home Alabama that could possibly be produced by human vocal cords.
“Champagne,” et al – you make compelling cases for chemical castration.
Hi Shirley.
You can’t read.
“Champa8ne Dream
May 3rd, 2010 @ 10 00
Big News! It’s official and I finally can say it…I signed with Sony today! Thats right Sony Records bitches! I told you Tony would give me what I needed to be big. Everything he has told me has come true. Gnite America, eat my shit! xo Champagne xo”
Hi Shirley.
You can’t read.
“Champa8ne Dream
May 3rd, 2010 @ 10 00
Big News! It’s official and I finally can say it…I signed with Sony today! Thats right Sony Records bitches! I told you Tony would give me what I needed to be big. Everything he has told me has come true. Gnite America, eat my shit! xo Champagne xo”
Team Dub, I didn’t right that BITCH! Yes this is the real Champagne, call 330-318-2903 to confirm BITCH! Are you people that sad that you have to fake being me to get attention? GET A FUCKING LIFE LOSERS!
Sorry Shirley that you had to visit this blog and put up with these idiots. xo Champagne xo
Team Dub, I didn’t right that BITCH! Yes this is the real Champagne, call 330-318-2903 to confirm BITCH! Are you people that sad that you have to fake being me to get attention? GET A FUCKING LIFE LOSERS!
Sorry Shirley that you had to visit this blog and put up with these idiots. xo Champagne xo
For the record you little bunch of FUCKWADS, yes I signed with a major and no it wasn’t SONY. FUCK YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE xo Champagne xo
For the record you little bunch of FUCKWADS, yes I signed with a major and no it wasn’t SONY. FUCK YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE xo Champagne xo
it’s ok hun
they are a bunch of jealous people. for the record i beat nelly to the draw and called warner myself and spoke with the real karina beznicki. warner is now tracking this blog and will find out who is impersonating karina beznicki. i feel sorry for whoever it is she sounds like one rough woman.
it’s ok hun
they are a bunch of jealous people. for the record i beat nelly to the draw and called warner myself and spoke with the real karina beznicki. warner is now tracking this blog and will find out who is impersonating karina beznicki. i feel sorry for whoever it is she sounds like one rough woman.
Well that’s no way to gain publicity, with an attitude like that….lol..
Well that’s no way to gain publicity, with an attitude like that….lol..
Oh, I see… you didn’t “right” that.
Your future is bright.
Or should I say, your’e futre i’s brite.
Oh, I see… you didn’t “right” that.
Your future is bright.
Or should I say, your’e futre i’s brite.
Champagne, quick question – webbed toes:
Hot?
Not Hot?
Too familiar?
Champagne, quick question – webbed toes:
Hot?
Not Hot?
Too familiar?
Shirley Post 269 and whether or not she wrote it, Blaze and Champagne is still in trouble. You find it heard to believe someone would travel from Wisconsin to see if someone is authentic? I don’t. There are people who are Private Investigators and conduct investigations on phonies. Maybe someone (a Private Investigator) is sitting outside watching Blaze as we speak. Champagne honey if you signed with a major you would want to broadcast to the world. So tell us your great major’s name. You can’t because no major would sign you honey. I’m waiting for a reply back from my friend at Sony. Then we shall all know the REAL truth. Oh! And the lawsuit threat from Blaze that he posted, please learn to spell and punctuate correctly. It so takes away from your credibility. Oops! I forgot. You don’t have any credibility. Those other sites that Jeff posted is slowly sinking you. Are you going to threaten suing them too? You can’t sue the exercise of free speech. Put your nasty videos up and take the criticism like a man/woman or take them down so America can get a rest from ROFL their Asses off. I’d sue you if I were Champagne. Oh yeah! I forgot. She thinks they’re good too. LOL That means you’re in a heap of trouble.
Shirley Post 269 and whether or not she wrote it, Blaze and Champagne is still in trouble. You find it heard to believe someone would travel from Wisconsin to see if someone is authentic? I don’t. There are people who are Private Investigators and conduct investigations on phonies. Maybe someone (a Private Investigator) is sitting outside watching Blaze as we speak. Champagne honey if you signed with a major you would want to broadcast to the world. So tell us your great major’s name. You can’t because no major would sign you honey. I’m waiting for a reply back from my friend at Sony. Then we shall all know the REAL truth. Oh! And the lawsuit threat from Blaze that he posted, please learn to spell and punctuate correctly. It so takes away from your credibility. Oops! I forgot. You don’t have any credibility. Those other sites that Jeff posted is slowly sinking you. Are you going to threaten suing them too? You can’t sue the exercise of free speech. Put your nasty videos up and take the criticism like a man/woman or take them down so America can get a rest from ROFL their Asses off. I’d sue you if I were Champagne. Oh yeah! I forgot. She thinks they’re good too. LOL That means you’re in a heap of trouble.
Shirley Post 269 and whether or not she wrote it, Blaze and Champagne is still in trouble. You find it “hard” to believe someone would travel from Wisconsin to see if someone is authentic? I don’t. There are people who are Private Investigators and conduct investigations on phonies. Maybe someone (a Private Investigator) is sitting outside watching Blaze as we speak. Champagne honey if you signed with a major you would want to broadcast to the world. So tell us your great major’s name. You can’t because no major would sign you honey. I’m waiting for a reply back from my friend at Sony. Then we shall all know the REAL truth. Oh! And the lawsuit threat from Blaze that he posted, please learn to spell and punctuate correctly. It so takes away from your credibility. Oops! I forgot. You don’t have any credibility. Those other sites that Jeff posted is slowly sinking you. Are you going to threaten suing them too? You can’t sue the exercise of free speech. Put your nasty videos up and take the criticism like a man/woman or take them down so America can get a rest from ROFL their Asses off. I’d sue you if I were Champagne. Oh yeah! I forgot. She thinks they’re good too. LOL That means you’re in a heap of trouble.
**Can’t stand misspelled names so had to repost. Blaze and Champagne need to do the same.
Shirley Post 269 and whether or not she wrote it, Blaze and Champagne is still in trouble. You find it “hard” to believe someone would travel from Wisconsin to see if someone is authentic? I don’t. There are people who are Private Investigators and conduct investigations on phonies. Maybe someone (a Private Investigator) is sitting outside watching Blaze as we speak. Champagne honey if you signed with a major you would want to broadcast to the world. So tell us your great major’s name. You can’t because no major would sign you honey. I’m waiting for a reply back from my friend at Sony. Then we shall all know the REAL truth. Oh! And the lawsuit threat from Blaze that he posted, please learn to spell and punctuate correctly. It so takes away from your credibility. Oops! I forgot. You don’t have any credibility. Those other sites that Jeff posted is slowly sinking you. Are you going to threaten suing them too? You can’t sue the exercise of free speech. Put your nasty videos up and take the criticism like a man/woman or take them down so America can get a rest from ROFL their Asses off. I’d sue you if I were Champagne. Oh yeah! I forgot. She thinks they’re good too. LOL That means you’re in a heap of trouble.
**Can’t stand misspelled names so had to repost. Blaze and Champagne need to do the same.
Can’t stand misspelled names or words. Waiting for Sony’s reply that will be forthcoming soon.
Can’t stand misspelled names or words. Waiting for Sony’s reply that will be forthcoming soon.
I do believe it’s Mr. Jeff Todd, Miss Cheyenne West and Mr. Kevin Keen that are the parties in a “heap of trouble” in this situation.
Tupelo(Jeff Todd/Kevin Keen):
You may want to take a refresher in grammar yourself and I quote from Tupelo Post#341.
“so America can get a rest from ROFL their Asses off”
What would the rest be from Tupelo?
Perhaps Mr. Todd, Miss West and Mr. Keen’s harassing and slander of a good record label and an artist that has achieved success.
Being in the position that I am in and the caliber of people that I deal with on a daily basis in the entertainment world I would have to say that Blaze Records is doing a fine job.
Jealousy is a terrible thing to have to live with Mr. Todd!
I do believe it’s Mr. Jeff Todd, Miss Cheyenne West and Mr. Kevin Keen that are the parties in a “heap of trouble” in this situation.
Tupelo(Jeff Todd/Kevin Keen):
You may want to take a refresher in grammar yourself and I quote from Tupelo Post#341.
“so America can get a rest from ROFL their Asses off”
What would the rest be from Tupelo?
Perhaps Mr. Todd, Miss West and Mr. Keen’s harassing and slander of a good record label and an artist that has achieved success.
Being in the position that I am in and the caliber of people that I deal with on a daily basis in the entertainment world I would have to say that Blaze Records is doing a fine job.
Jealousy is a terrible thing to have to live with Mr. Todd!
Why would you be waiting on a reply from Sony when it is quite clear that Champagne Dream did not post 269, it was the work of a jealous individual. Perhaps yourself Mr. Todd!
Why would you be waiting on a reply from Sony when it is quite clear that Champagne Dream did not post 269, it was the work of a jealous individual. Perhaps yourself Mr. Todd!
Damn girl you beat me to calling warner. Karina tore me a new one and said she was already on it with this. I guess a bj is out of the question. How about you, are you single?
Damn girl you beat me to calling warner. Karina tore me a new one and said she was already on it with this. I guess a bj is out of the question. How about you, are you single?
Back to the real subject of who knocked up that West chic? You can’t hide a baby bump and that’s a baby bump.
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Back to the real subject of who knocked up that West chic? You can’t hide a baby bump and that’s a baby bump.
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Shirley A rest from laughing so hard at the awful videos. Oh! I get it Shirley. You poor thing. You don’t know what ROFL is! Awwww. Here’s a bit of education. Its “Rolling On Floor Laughing their Asses off and Americas just needs to take a break from laughing so hard. They’d get that if Blaze took down the videos. Does that help you Miss Warner Brothers? It is concluded that anyone defending the horrid videos is someone from Blaze Records and Champagne. No one else would as evidenced by the sites who first saw the video and made them available for the world to see.
***ROFL is an acronym in case you didn’t know.
Shirley A rest from laughing so hard at the awful videos. Oh! I get it Shirley. You poor thing. You don’t know what ROFL is! Awwww. Here’s a bit of education. Its “Rolling On Floor Laughing their Asses off and Americas just needs to take a break from laughing so hard. They’d get that if Blaze took down the videos. Does that help you Miss Warner Brothers? It is concluded that anyone defending the horrid videos is someone from Blaze Records and Champagne. No one else would as evidenced by the sites who first saw the video and made them available for the world to see.
***ROFL is an acronym in case you didn’t know.
Shirley A rest from laughing so hard at the awful videos. Oh! I get it Shirley. You poor thing. You don’t know what ROFL is! Awwww. Here’s a bit of education. Its “Rolling On Floor Laughing” their Asses off and Americans just needs to take a break from laughing so hard. They’d get that if Blaze took down the videos. Does that help you Miss Warner Brothers? It is concluded that anyone defending the horrid videos is someone from Blaze Records and Champagne. No one else would as evidenced by the sites who first saw the video and made them available for the world to see.
***ROFL is an acronym in case you didn’t know.
Shirley A rest from laughing so hard at the awful videos. Oh! I get it Shirley. You poor thing. You don’t know what ROFL is! Awwww. Here’s a bit of education. Its “Rolling On Floor Laughing” their Asses off and Americans just needs to take a break from laughing so hard. They’d get that if Blaze took down the videos. Does that help you Miss Warner Brothers? It is concluded that anyone defending the horrid videos is someone from Blaze Records and Champagne. No one else would as evidenced by the sites who first saw the video and made them available for the world to see.
***ROFL is an acronym in case you didn’t know.
Shirley We all need a rest from laughing so hard at the awful videos. Oh! I get it Shirley. Here’s a bit of education. Its “Rolling On Floor Laughing” their Asses off and Americans just needs to take a break from laughing so hard. They’d get that if Blaze took down the videos. Does that help you Miss Warner Brothers? It is concluded that anyone defending the horrid videos is someone from Blaze Records and Champagne. No one else would as evidenced by the sites who first saw the video and made them available for the world to see.
Shirley We all need a rest from laughing so hard at the awful videos. Oh! I get it Shirley. Here’s a bit of education. Its “Rolling On Floor Laughing” their Asses off and Americans just needs to take a break from laughing so hard. They’d get that if Blaze took down the videos. Does that help you Miss Warner Brothers? It is concluded that anyone defending the horrid videos is someone from Blaze Records and Champagne. No one else would as evidenced by the sites who first saw the video and made them available for the world to see.
I would love the chance to sit in front of a judge or jury and tell the whole story, as would Miss Cheyenne West and at least five other atist, not to even bring up the artist who have left Blaze in the last 24hr,and Blaze Records will not remove them from there pages, there having to go to My Space to get it done.
I would love the chance to sit in front of a judge or jury and tell the whole story, as would Miss Cheyenne West and at least five other atist, not to even bring up the artist who have left Blaze in the last 24hr,and Blaze Records will not remove them from there pages, there having to go to My Space to get it done.