Be prepared for stomach-churning nausea if you click the “play” button on what Fark.com has quite accurately described as “The worst version of ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ in the entire history of ever.” A genuinely vicious desecration of a great song:
That’s so unspeakably wrong, I did some research in an attempt to understand why anyone would put it on the Internet. According to the Web site of Blaze Records:
Champagne Dream has been chosen to participate in the Blaze Records USA “Build a Star 2010” program. She have also been cast as an extra in the upcoming video remake of Ozzy Osbourn’s hit “Crazy Train” being performed by Blaze Records USA Artist Renae. She has also been selected to be the official Model for Something Brutal Apparel. This is going to be an exciting year and the launch of a new career in the Music Industry is sure to keep her busy. In the next few weeks she will be recording with Blaze Records USA and looking forward to this new and exciting opening in to the world of music.
There must be some explanation, right? Certainly I’m not alone in guessing that somebody at Blaze Records got the hots for a 19-year-old stripper and said, “Yeah, baby, I’ll make you a star . . .” Or, as one of the Fark commenters put it, “I hope somebody at least got a BJ out of that.”
The truth is, you tried sleeping your way to the top and it didn’t work for you. Christ bitch you even failed at that. Hard working……….all you did when you were in Ohio is sleep, fuck and smoke weed. Oh let’s not forget eat pills like sweet tarts. Let’s see, I think people are laughing at you trying to cover up what you really are all about. Kevin Keen is a loser like the rest of you and the only thing he is going to be eating is his own shriveled old ass balls if he ever tries to contact me again. Everybody knows that Kevin Keen set these sites up dinkus. Christ he had to do something to try to scab some cash before he gets evicted. The guy is a broke loser and you fell for his line like you fell for Jeff Todd’s bullshit. You are one stupid girl. Speaking of washing a pooty boo, from what I hear you are the FDS poster queen. The real person your family should feel bad for is the one they scabbed the money off of to buy the house. God knows they are too stoned to hold a job. The difference is, I sat at the big table today with the execs and put the pen to the paper, so wrong again dinkus, it wasn’t tony telling me anything. I’ve already gotten somewhere so wrong on that one too. My fiancĂ© would never send you letters wanting you, he can’t stand you. Go have your baby and keep on doing the karaoke thing that you do. You are a lifetime of humiliation. Wooooooooooosh
and 3 months ago champagne, you were 23, then 24 and now 25!!!that is wicked cool!
okay ive had enough fun…..nite……..
The truth is, you tried sleeping your way to the top and it didn’t work for you. Christ bitch you even failed at that. Hard working……….all you did when you were in Ohio is sleep, fuck and smoke weed. Oh let’s not forget eat pills like sweet tarts. Let’s see, I think people are laughing at you trying to cover up what you really are all about. Kevin Keen is a loser like the rest of you and the only thing he is going to be eating is his own shriveled old ass balls if he ever tries to contact me again. Everybody knows that Kevin Keen set these sites up dinkus. Christ he had to do something to try to scab some cash before he gets evicted. The guy is a broke loser and you fell for his line like you fell for Jeff Todd’s bullshit. You are one stupid girl. Speaking of washing a pooty boo, from what I hear you are the FDS poster queen. The real person your family should feel bad for is the one they scabbed the money off of to buy the house. God knows they are too stoned to hold a job. The difference is, I sat at the big table today with the execs and put the pen to the paper, so wrong again dinkus, it wasn’t tony telling me anything. I’ve already gotten somewhere so wrong on that one too. My fiancĂ© would never send you letters wanting you, he can’t stand you. Go have your baby and keep on doing the karaoke thing that you do. You are a lifetime of humiliation. Wooooooooooosh
girl, you have no idea what he sends me…..
No idea
girl, you have no idea what he sends me…..
No idea
your boyfriend messaged everyone in my fam and said he was going to come here tomorrow to work things out…..Get stuff straight…He lies to everyone…
your boyfriend messaged everyone in my fam and said he was going to come here tomorrow to work things out…..Get stuff straight…He lies to everyone…
Would you like the world to know what you send to him, or better yet the transcripts from when you tried to off your dumb ass with ephedrine? Or maybe they would all like a link to the video of you with your fingers all up in your nasty self. Oh I have it all little (gynormous) girl and it’s all about to come out in a big way. Ya wanna slam some more? You have lied to all of these people long enough dinkus and it’s people like me that will call you on it. In case anybody here hasn’t noticed, blaze records hasn’t put out anything harassing. Gee, get a clue, it’s all been put out by Cheyenne West, Jeff Todd and Kevin Keen. Check the commons people and I’m sure you will figure it out.
Would you like the world to know what you send to him, or better yet the transcripts from when you tried to off your dumb ass with ephedrine? Or maybe they would all like a link to the video of you with your fingers all up in your nasty self. Oh I have it all little (gynormous) girl and it’s all about to come out in a big way. Ya wanna slam some more? You have lied to all of these people long enough dinkus and it’s people like me that will call you on it. In case anybody here hasn’t noticed, blaze records hasn’t put out anything harassing. Gee, get a clue, it’s all been put out by Cheyenne West, Jeff Todd and Kevin Keen. Check the commons people and I’m sure you will figure it out.
You sound like you wanted him to be there to work things out. Get it through your big swollen head, he doesn’t want you back. Your nasty and you have no talent, what guy would want that.
You sound like you wanted him to be there to work things out. Get it through your big swollen head, he doesn’t want you back. Your nasty and you have no talent, what guy would want that.
the jerk needs to stop messaging my familys phones then….thats all….He needs to let us all move on, not taunt us and let us havew the lives we deserve……..
the jerk needs to stop messaging my familys phones then….thats all….He needs to let us all move on, not taunt us and let us havew the lives we deserve……..
You are a waste dinkus. You are the ones harassing Tony, the label and all of us artist’s. You know, Jeff Todd and Kevin Keen have all of the answers. WTF, they are the ones keeping this going and shoving your so called career to the bottom and you are too stupid to see it. I’m a triple threat in this biz and you can’t stand it. The jealousy is written all over you. Do me a favor and keep hanging with those losers, it’s great for my PR.
You are a waste dinkus. You are the ones harassing Tony, the label and all of us artist’s. You know, Jeff Todd and Kevin Keen have all of the answers. WTF, they are the ones keeping this going and shoving your so called career to the bottom and you are too stupid to see it. I’m a triple threat in this biz and you can’t stand it. The jealousy is written all over you. Do me a favor and keep hanging with those losers, it’s great for my PR.
you really are disgusting………….you cant sing a not girl…you just cant……No one will ever be jealous of you……My goodness, your boyfriend sends me obsessive letters all the time……to my dads email, my moms email, my email…all the time…..Text messages to my boyfriends phone saying that im gonna be moving to ohio with tony…..get it straight….I feel bad for you because of what tony is doing to your head……Honestly……..
Funny Champagne Dream Nightmare! We are wondering why anyone would want you. Make sure you let us know the major you signed with that is if you really did. But you know no legit label would sign you. You’re such a comedienne. I think you’d make more money being a comic. ROFL This is not about Miss West or Mr. Todd. Stick with the subject will you? Its about you and your lack of talent and embarrassment to Ronnie Van Zant. Its about this Blaze and his stupidity to put up the videos of you and the others on his site. GAWD! Jesus Christ! Wake UP!
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you really are disgusting………….you cant sing a not girl…you just cant……No one will ever be jealous of you……My goodness, your boyfriend sends me obsessive letters all the time……to my dads email, my moms email, my email…all the time…..Text messages to my boyfriends phone saying that im gonna be moving to ohio with tony…..get it straight….I feel bad for you because of what tony is doing to your head……Honestly……..
Funny Champagne Dream Nightmare! We are wondering why anyone would want you. Make sure you let us know the major you signed with that is if you really did. But you know no legit label would sign you. You’re such a comedienne. I think you’d make more money being a comic. ROFL This is not about Miss West or Mr. Todd. Stick with the subject will you? Its about you and your lack of talent and embarrassment to Ronnie Van Zant. Its about this Blaze and his stupidity to put up the videos of you and the others on his site. GAWD! Jesus Christ! Wake UP!
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Sandy, you are the one that needs a wake up call. Check the national news, your such a great PI. I was on air twice today about my new contract. As for you Cheyenne, like I said, your nasty and I don’t seriously think you want to push this because everything will come out and I’m sure you wouldn’t want that to happen. Which bf, you have so many of them. Now what was that Jim guy’s name, something like coffee…..oh wait a minute, it’s Valdez. Hey Sandy do you want to hear the story about Jim Valdez or Michelle Smith and what really happened in their camper full of weed? Now bitch, I think you need to back your big ass up a step before the truth starts biting you.
Sandy, you are the one that needs a wake up call. Check the national news, your such a great PI. I was on air twice today about my new contract. As for you Cheyenne, like I said, your nasty and I don’t seriously think you want to push this because everything will come out and I’m sure you wouldn’t want that to happen. Which bf, you have so many of them. Now what was that Jim guy’s name, something like coffee…..oh wait a minute, it’s Valdez. Hey Sandy do you want to hear the story about Jim Valdez or Michelle Smith and what really happened in their camper full of weed? Now bitch, I think you need to back your big ass up a step before the truth starts biting you.
people know the truth about me…they know that i have exactly what it takes to make it right where im meant to be…….God blessed me with a voice that is a gift for people to hear!thats what this is about for the real artists…..The gift of song….SERIOUSLY!You need to be put in your place, for stealing someones songs, singing them terribly and for being stupid enough to stay with a so called man that is using you as a “GET BY” as hes stated to my mom, my dad oh and to ME!
people know the truth about me…they know that i have exactly what it takes to make it right where im meant to be…….God blessed me with a voice that is a gift for people to hear!thats what this is about for the real artists…..The gift of song….SERIOUSLY!You need to be put in your place, for stealing someones songs, singing them terribly and for being stupid enough to stay with a so called man that is using you as a “GET BY” as hes stated to my mom, my dad oh and to ME!
so many boyfriends hmmm?what other lies could tony tell you….hmmmmmmmmmm………
The old man is so bitter about all of us GREAT artists finding out the sad truth about him……./he cant stand that!anyone knows who he really is, he goes out of his way to make them look like scum, when EVERYONE knows its him……
You know his 18 year old daughter courtney told me flat out that he is and always be a ptho liar…she told me she was worried because of that…..
Find out the truth……
Oh and by the way everyone, tony tells everyone that i have warrants in ohio, texas, oregon, california, teneessee…….hmm….ive never been arrested nor have i commited a crime….And a little fact for you sweets, ive never been to texas…….Funny how tony would know this before ME!
lmao
so many boyfriends hmmm?what other lies could tony tell you….hmmmmmmmmmm………
The old man is so bitter about all of us GREAT artists finding out the sad truth about him……./he cant stand that!anyone knows who he really is, he goes out of his way to make them look like scum, when EVERYONE knows its him……
You know his 18 year old daughter courtney told me flat out that he is and always be a ptho liar…she told me she was worried because of that…..
Find out the truth……
Oh and by the way everyone, tony tells everyone that i have warrants in ohio, texas, oregon, california, teneessee…….hmm….ive never been arrested nor have i commited a crime….And a little fact for you sweets, ive never been to texas…….Funny how tony would know this before ME!
lmao
Its not about Miss West. Its about you and your no-talent video.
Its not about Miss West. Its about you and your no-talent video.
and for the record no one is perfect or a saint……….
and for the record no one is perfect or a saint……….
More like one of those gifts, that nobody wants, kind of like a bad fruit cake. lmao
More like one of those gifts, that nobody wants, kind of like a bad fruit cake. lmao
But its gone to far when many young artists, mainy young girls get brainwashed into thinking that this BRU is for real……ITs not right………
But its gone to far when many young artists, mainy young girls get brainwashed into thinking that this BRU is for real……ITs not right………
Champagne, You notice that when someone says the truth to you, you turn it around completely and avoid it?
We arent lying to you!
Champagne, You notice that when someone says the truth to you, you turn it around completely and avoid it?
We arent lying to you!
Just stop with the game, go buy your self a purse and leave the music up to the real artists.
thank you
Just stop with the game, go buy your self a purse and leave the music up to the real artists.
thank you
Sandy, I can tell your a loser, probably related to Cheyenne West. I know the truth, the truth is, you failed at screwing your way to the top and ruined the only real chance you had.
Sandy, I can tell your a loser, probably related to Cheyenne West. I know the truth, the truth is, you failed at screwing your way to the top and ruined the only real chance you had.
Don’t have to buy one, I’m sponsored by coach. As for turning the truth, your the expert at that one. Now if you don’t mind, I have an early radio interview, so I’m off to bed people.
Wow, i can only imagine what tony has told you, just as he told me about his past 47 girlfriends…..Yeah….Gross……..Mostly of the stripper occupation, and they all left him!!he wont tell you that though……They left because they opened their eyes………..
Anyways, you really are a waste of flesh chiquita!
Don’t have to buy one, I’m sponsored by coach. As for turning the truth, your the expert at that one. Now if you don’t mind, I have an early radio interview, so I’m off to bed people.
Wow, i can only imagine what tony has told you, just as he told me about his past 47 girlfriends…..Yeah….Gross……..Mostly of the stripper occupation, and they all left him!!he wont tell you that though……They left because they opened their eyes………..
Anyways, you really are a waste of flesh chiquita!
Tsk Tsk Tsk. I don’t have to justify anything to you but I don’t know Miss West. This is not about her. Its about you and Blaze.
Tsk Tsk Tsk. I don’t have to justify anything to you but I don’t know Miss West. This is not about her. Its about you and Blaze.