Europe: ‘Crisis? What Crisis?’

Following up on yesterday’s post about the economic crisis in Europe, let’s mention that Italy is also in trouble. Berlusconi’s government is falling apart and the guy who wants to replace him, Gianfranco Fini, is described as “a younger, charismatic right-wing leader” and a “former neo-Fascist.” That’s reassuring, huh?

Also reassuring is when Irish government officials feel the need to tell bank depositors that there’s nothing to worry about:

The Central Bank, economists and financial advisers all insisted that depositors’ savings would be safe if the country was forced to sign up for an international bailout.
Central Bank officials stressed that the State’s €100,000 guarantee for depositors has since become part of European law, which means the guarantee is now underpinned by the European Union.

Everything’s perfectly safe, as long as the EU itself doesn’t come crumbling down in the crash. And that could never happen, right?

Whenever things are about to go completely to hell, officials always go into Chip Dillard mode: “Remain calm. All is well.” So I’m not really persuaded by official happy talk, when the data looks bad and other people are bluntly saying that the bottom is falling out.

The euro fell to a 7-week low against the dollar in Asian trading overnight, as reported in a Wall Street Journal story that quoted a Japanese banker: “Speculation is mounting that Greece can’t avoid default.” And here’s Bloomberg TV with an analyst saying flatly that Ireland is going bankrupt:

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Wow. I Think I Agree With Olbermann.

Of course, he buys into — and foments on his own — some fairly predictable liberal propaganda (e.g., Republicans were pro-Nazi circa 1940), but insofar as he seeks to point out the differences between factual reporting, opinionated analysis and the “the false god of objectivity,” he’s onto something here:

If only Keith Olbermann could be persuaded to examine the question of whether the neo-Keynesian economics of the Pelosi/Reid/Obama Democrats was doomed to failure from the beginning, so that he might have a Cronkite-in-Vietnam epiphany: “It’s a hopeless quagmire!”

Koppel’s criticism of Fox and MSNBC in the Washington Post, while not without merit, has substantial flaws:

The commercial success of both MSNBC and Fox News is a source of nonpartisan sadness for me. While I can appreciate the financial logic of drowning television viewers in a flood of opinions designed to confirm their own biases, the trend is not good for the republic. It is, though, the natural outcome of a growing sense of national entitlement. Daniel Patrick Moynihan’s oft-quoted observation that “everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts,” seems almost quaint in an environment that flaunts opinions as though they were facts.

But it isn’t as if Olbermann and Bill O’Reilly never report facts. They report facts every night. Rather, each selects the facts he reports or emphasizes, according to the (presumed) interests of his audience. Olbermann reports facts that makes Republicans look bad, and his liberal viewers appreciate that. O’Reilly reports facts that make Democrats look bad, and his conservative viewers appreciate that.

Sometimes I watch MSNBC, just to see what they’re up to. As a conservative, this can be a painful experience, and not just because of the dreadful liberal bias, but because some of the facts reported on MSNBC genuinely do make Republicans look bad.

However, being a conservative isn’t the same thing as believing that Republicans are 100% wonderful. In fact, I’d love it if Olbermann and Rachel Maddow would devote themselves to destroying the reputations of certain Republicans that I hate even more than they do. For example, John Cornyn.

C’mon, Keith: Assign your researchers to dig up the vilest things possible about John Cornyn. Surely there must be some nasty skeletons in his closet — a hushed-up DUI, a mistress, bribery, kickbacks, transvestitism, something.  Take him out.

Not Just No, But Hell, No! John Cornyn Uncontested in Bid for NRSC Chair?

Somebody hasn’t been paying attention:

Sen. John Cornyn is expected Tuesday to formally make a bid for another two years as chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee.
GOP sources confirm to CNN that the Texas Republican will put his name up for nomination for re-election as NRSC chairman, as the Senate Republican Conference meets behind closed doors. According to the sources, the two-term senator is not expected to face any opposition in his bid to remain as NRSC chairman, and has already secured the support of a number of new Republican Senators, including Marco Rubio of Florida, Rand Paul of Kentucky, Rob Portman of Ohio, and Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire.

Are you freaking kidding me? Marco Rubio supporting that treacherous bastard who tried to put the fix in for Charlie Crist? And guess who’s playing kissy-face?

Sen. Lisa Murkowski received a warm welcome from fellow Senators on the Senate floor Monday and congratulations from National Republican Senate Campaign Chairman John Cornyn.

We’ll see about this . . .

EUROPE IN CRISIS: Sudden Financial Emergency Strikes EU Zone
UPDATE: Götterdämmerung?

These headlines at the Drudge Report outline evidence of increasing stress on European economies:

IRELAND ON THE BRINK...

...TOLD TO TAKE EU BAILOUT

PORTUGAL HITS PANIC BUTTON...

GREEK DEFICIT MUCH BIGGER THAN ESTIMATE...
 
Is this it? Are we finally approaching global economic Armageddon? Give me a few minutes to sort through what this means.

UPDATE: OK, basic summary from Associated Press:

Europe’s debt crisis spread widening ripples Monday, with Irish officials denying that their talks with other eurozone governments were aimed at getting a bailout, while the Greek Prime Minister accused Germany of making things worse with talk of forcing creditors to take losses.
The flare-up in tension adds to pressure on EU finance ministers, who will be in Brussels Tuesday for their monthly meeting.
After spending their recent gatherings focusing on crisis prevention, a weeklong sell-off of Irish and Portuguese bonds has thrown them back into crisis management.

UPDATE II: Wall Street Journal:

Addressing reporters in Paris, George Papandreou said the Germans’ view — long-held, but recently reiterated — that private bondholders could suffer losses as part of a future bailout was intensifying government-debt woes.
The German position “created a spiral of higher interest rates for countries that seemed to be in a difficult position, such as Ireland or Portugal,” Mr. Papandreou said. He added that the spiral could “break backs” and “force economies toward bankruptcy.”

Read the rest. Germany is the most solvent big country this side of China, and their tough-love approach to the debt-laden PIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Greece, Spain) of the Euro zone is probably the best hope to prevent a total collapse. The “crisis” talk may therefore just be a lot of whining from the PIGS faced with the real consequences of their fiscal irresponsibility.

UPDATE III: The British Independent has some official statements:

Of the nations most at risk from contagion, Portugal has the greatest cause to close down the latest wave of instability before it turns into panic. The country’s Finance Minister, Fernando Teixeira dos Santos, warned that “the risk is high because we are not facing only a national or country problem. It is the problems of Greece, Portugal and Ireland. This is not a problem of only this country. . . . This has to do with the eurozone and the stability of the eurozone, and that is why contagion in this framework is more likely.” . . .
The Governor of the Bank of Spain Miguel Angel Fernandez Ordonez also blamed Ireland for dithering: “The situation in the markets has been negative due in some part to the lack of a decision by Ireland,” he said. “It’s not up to me to make a decision on Ireland; Ireland should take the decision at the right moment.”
“We have no reason whatsoever why Ireland should seek external support. Ireland is well-funded,” said Ireland’s Minister for European Affairs, Dick Roche.

By refusing to agree to an EU bailout, Ireland is increasing the risk of “contagion”? I’m not quite sure why this is so — if Ireland insists it has sufficient credit, what’s the problem? — and perhaps some Euro-savvy commenters can help explain.

UPDATE IV: The New York Times:

European officials, increasingly concerned that the debt crisis will spread, are warning that any new rescue plans may need to cover Portugal as well as Ireland to contain the problem they tried to resolve six months ago. . . .
While some important details are different, the current situation feels eerily similar to what happened months ago in Greece, where the cost of borrowing rose precipitously. European authorities ultimately stepped in with a rescue package, expecting an economic recovery and the creation of new European rescue funds to fend off future panics by bond investors whose money is needed by countries to roll over their debt.
But with economic conditions weakening, markets are once again in turmoil. Rescuing Ireland may no longer be enough. . . .
While Ireland has largely impressed European officials with its commitment to austerity, Portugal has been lagging in this regard, according to European officials. One official in Europe, who asked for anonymity because he was not authorized to speak publicly, said that the budget recently presented by the government in Lisbon did not contain the type of far-reaching changes proposed by other countries, like Spain.
“If Ireland were to ask for aid, then you’d have to look at what’s going on in Portugal as well,” the official said, putting forward a view that to rescue Ireland alone would not keep speculators from zeroing in on other vulnerable countries.

Hmmmm. It’s almost as if officials in Portugal, where the fiscal problem is arguably worse, were trying to use Ireland to distract these “speculators.” But who could they possibly mean? I wonder . . .

UPDATE V: Speak of the devil:

Mr. Soros also touched on the unravelling European debt crisis. Although some people are surprised that Europe is still in trouble, he is not shocked. “The current situation can only be understood as a continuation of the financial crisis,” he said. “We are not out of the woods.”
But he did note there could be even more problems ahead because Germany is starting to dominate fiscal policy.
“Effectively Germany is imposing on the other countries a policy that has done very well for Germany” but not for the other governments, he said.

The Germans, however, are solvent. Since when was solvency a bad policy for anyone?

UPDATE VI: Welcome, Instapundit readers! Professor Reynolds links the ever-quotable Ambrose Evans-Pritchard, who issues dire warnings:

Unless the [European Central Bank] takes fast and dramatic action, it risks destroying the currency it is paid to manage, and allowing a political catastrophe to unfold in Europe.
It was a grave error for Germany’s Angela Merkel and France’s Nicolas Sarkozy to invoke the spectre of sovereign defaults and bondholder “haircuts” at this delicate juncture, ignoring warnings from ECB chief Jean-Claude Trichet that such talk would set off investor flight from high-debt states. . . .
If mishandled, Ireland could all too easily become a sovereign version of Credit Anstalt – the Austrian bank that brought down the central European financial system in 1931, sent tremors through London and New York, and set off the second deeper phase of the Great Depression, the phase when politics turned ugly. . . .
The eurozone’s fiscal fund (European Financial Stability Facility) is fatally flawed. Like Alpinistas roped together, an ever-reduced core of solvent states are supposed to carry the weight on an ever-widening group of insolvent states dangling beneath them. This lacks political credibility and may be tested to destruction if – as seems likely – Ireland is forced to ask for help. At which moment the chain-reaction begins in earnest, starting with Iberia [i.e., Portugal and Spain]. . . .

Read the whole thing, down to the last word, “Götterdämmerung.” Europe’s situation, as described in frightening detail by Evans-Pritchard, is really that serious.

‘As I Am Big-Busted and Like to Have Fun, Guys Are Instantly Interested in Me’

Arguably the most honest sentence in the history of the English language, although the the Englishwoman who spoke it is engaged in a deceptive practice: Enticing men into one-night stands in hopes of becoming pregnant:

“All my friends have babies and I desperately want to be a mum. . . .
“I’ve had a couple of proper relationships in the past two years. But each time I have mentioned the idea of having a baby, the bloke has run a mile.
“Men my age aren’t that interested in settling down with a kid so quickly into a relationship. . . . I’ve looked into getting a sperm donation but it’s too expensive.”

Indeed. It seems that young men are now so eager to avoid paternal responsibilities that would-be young mothers like busty 25-year-old Lara Carter have been driven to desperate measures. But don’t you reckon this problem has its origins in the supply/demand situation expressed by the phrase “free milk and a cow”?

Baby, baby, baby, why you want to treat me this way?
You know I’m still your lover boy, I still feel the same way.
That’s when she told me a story
‘Bout free milk and a cow.
She said, “No huggin’, no kissin’
Until I get a wedding vow
. . .”

Hat-tip: Instapundit. I’m sure the heartbreaking tale of Miss Carter has prompted a debate between Professor Reynolds and Dr. Helen Smith as to whether the professor should seek fair-market value for his Ivy League gametes, or begin engaging in philanthropic charitable donations. From a capitalist perspective, the professor has a proprietary interest in maximizing his market share, although Dr. Smith might develop a sudden Marxist urge to seize control of the means of production.