It ain’t Anthony Weiner, that’s for sure. Here’s a video highlight reel from Politico:
And here is the ABC Evening News version of the story:
Didn’t I tell you this story would not just “go away”? And wasn’t I right? Look at the Google News queue. Look at the Memeorandum aggregation.
In case you are tempted to buy into some complicated theory of how Weiner might possibly be innocent, Internet Detective Ace of Spades has solved the mystery.