I Have, In Fact, Fathered One Ridiculously Handsome Fellow

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by Smitty

Not to get too cocky about matters, lest the Almighty put me in check, but the World’s Youngest Blogger really sports a surfeit of cute. I told him that his name is Niklas Dietrich Smith. Then I told him that, as a result of government irresponsibility, he was starting out in the hole 60 large:

That’s a 9 pound, nearly 2 foot long piece of pissed off American right there. Fortunately, we calmed him down for a better pose with dad:

So, yeah, I may be a little busy doing the daddy thing here the next few days.

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  8. Congratulations to you and the missus!  He’s a handsome fella – I’m sure he will fill your home with more love than you ever thought possible.

  10. Congratulations! He’s fabulous! So pleased for you and Mrs. Smitty! The trick now is to try to make time slow down.

  12. And apparently by the hand action he’s already a big fan of Ozzie and Sabbath! Congratulations!

  16. Congrats Smitty and Mrs. Smitty! He’s not only handsome boy, but he looks like a strong orator.

    Smitty, Jr. for POTUS in 2056! 

    And, if things really go downhill, Smitty, Jr. for President of Texas!

  17. Congratulations to all three of you!

    And you’ll be relieve to know that my observations so far have shown zero signs of the dreaded Latent Cthulhu Syndrome! (In the baby. The daddy has yet to be determined.)

  18. Congrats all around, Smitty.  All the more reason to fight like Hell for what’s right in the US of A.  Niklas, you’re one mighty lucky dude!

  19. Congrats on the bundle of joy. I don’t want to spoil your current happiness, but feel I must warn you that the sweet child you are holding now is likely to be a teenager in the future. With two in our house, I advise thick skin prayers for patience.

    Also, on behalf of my irresponsible generation and those that preceded us I apologize to the young man for the debt which we are leaving him. I’d wish him luck on passing it along one more generation, but I think that game is about played out.

  22. LB — Not to worry, by the time Niklas is a teenager we will probably have restored the draft…

  25. Phew!…it’s obvious he’s  got Frau Smitty’s looks.

    Congratulations to you all from the Missus and moi.

    I know you’re rather busy right now, but: How do I add him to my blogroll?  And will he reciprocate? [it’s all well and good to teach him The Golden Rule, but don’t forget Stacy Rules]

  26. Welcome to the world, Niklas! Congratulations, Mr & Mrs Smitty! Welcome to parenting, your life will never be the same and every single day you will marvel at your good fortune in being blessed with such a precious child. God bless you. 

  28. Congratulations to all of yez! That’s one good lookin’ baby there Smitty.  Must resemble his mother 🙂
     
    All the best

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  36. Congratulations to all of you on this momentous event.  May the Prince of Peace look over each of you, and shine His richest blessings on you all.

    And I hope that the World’s Youngest Blogger continues to enlighten us on occasion in between sleeping, eating, and pooping which as I recall from my two are the primary activities of the newborn.   Get some sleep while you can man. 

  39. Congraulations to you and Mrs. Smitty.  He certainly is a handsome fellow (the baby, that is).

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