How Do You Spell ‘LOL’? Idiotic Error by Former New Yorker Fact-Checker

When Bob Tyrrell told me about this on the phone, I was astonished: Evidently, James Pogue is a person with literary pretensions who once worked as a fact-checker for the New Yorker. In order to support his literary pretensions — he’s “writing a novel,” as are, inter alia, about nine thousand unpublished lawyers who dream of becoming the next John Grisham — Pogue managed to con somebody at Vice magazine into an assignment to cover the presidential campaign.

Pogue showed up a couple of weeks ago at a Romney-Ryan rally at the Dayton Airport in Vandalia, Ohio, an event I also covered (see the Sept. 25 blog posts “ROMNEY-RYAN AT DAYTON AIRPORT” and “SCENES FROM ROMNEY-RYAN RALLY,” as well as my Sept. 26 American Spectator column, “Spiking the Ball Early?“). While awaiting the start of the rally, I was inside the “press filing” pen and wandered over to the edge of the pen to smoke a cigarette, talking briefly with Byron York of the Washington Examiner, who was standing outside the pen.

This utterly routine encounter — Byron is ubiquitous on the campaign trail, and I’m always standing around smoking outside campaign events — got “reported” by Pogue at Vice, thus:

In the crowd section, leaning on the fence of the press corral, was a man in a Filson jacket who looked in person so much like Jonathan Franzen that I had visions of a scoop:
“NOVELIST TRAILS ROMNEY CAMPAIGN: MOTIVES UNCLEAR”
But this man was actually Byron York, the conservative writer, occasional Fox News talker, and sort of multi-purpose representative of those post-Buckley elitist conservatives who still exist in America. Smoking and speaking quietly with York from inside the corral was a man wearing an outback hat and jeans so long he’d had to roll them up to avoid walking on the hems. This man was Robert Emmett Tyrell, the founder and editor-in-chief of the American Spectator, a magazine whose diminished state might be taken as representative of the fates of those Yorkite conservatives. I came over and offered to buy a cigarette from him. York looked disgusted. Tyrell looked amused. He introduced himself and said he didn’t need my money. I said hello to York and he refused my handshake and walked away. . . .
York wandered away. Tyrell took down my name and said he’d google me.
Writers who don’t do this sort of thing for a living, who go out and lark it for a while as political journalists, tend to come to events like this and focus on the mechanics of the event, to touch a bit on the crowd, and to write a great deal about the other journalists. Everyone does it, from Hunter Thompson to David Foster Wallace, and it’s always seemed to me to be a bit of a cheap trick, on the reasoning that a smart guy with the freedom of a big word count ought to be able to come and draw political lessons from the same material the newspaper writers work with. Now I get it. There’s nearly nothing else to talk about. . . .
And who are these reporters who produce the optics? They’re an astonishingly slovenly group. Tyrell turned out to have been one of three men, out of maybe 15 of us, whose pants were so ill-fitting that he had to roll up the legs to avoid the mud. There were uncountable pairs of square-toed loafers; cheap pinstripe suits. We could be on a used car lot in Bucharest. The Romney aids dress the same way. It wasn’t that they’d been on the trail and their wardrobes were bare and dirty, that much seemed pretty clear. They just didn’t know how to dress. . . .
And then we had Romney. Tyrell leapt up on the fence to get a view, and the iPhones went up, and the women behind us began a chant again, “Rom-ney, Rom-ney” and this time the crowd joined in. . . .

Well, how much more wrong could you possibly get it? To begin with, R. Emmett Tyrrell spells his surname with two R’s, and I’m not him, and Tyrrell doesn’t smoke. Exactly how on earth Pogue made this ridiculous mistake, I don’t know. Tyrrell is a dashingly handsome fellow who I am certain is grateful he looks nothing like me.

Furthermore, to classify Byron York among “post-Buckley elitist conservatives” is absurd: He’s a splendidly down-to-earth guy, and no self-respecting “elitist” would ever talk to me. Nor, I think, do post-Buckley elitists spend much time hanging out with Bob Tyrrell. I vaguely recall giving Pogue a cigarette and refusing his offer to pay for it, a courtesy from a fellow nicotine addict who has more than once had to bum a smoke after forgetting to bring along a spare pack. (For some reason, campaign events are almost never held in the vicinity of convenience stores, and once you get inside the security perimeter, you want to stay there, or else you’ll be forced to go through the metal detectors again when you come back.)

Incidentally, when Tyrrell first told me about this Pogue article and mentioned Byron York, I was confused as to which Romney-Ryan event he was referring to: At a Ryan event in Lima the day before, I’d run out of batteries for my camera and been forced to bum a couple of AAs from York, for exactly the reasons I’d described in reference to the cigarettes: If you go outside the perimeter once the candidate is on the scene, the Secret Service probably won’t let you back inside, media credential or no media credential — “Just following orders, mein herr.”

As to the length of my jeans: My thrifty wife bought me a new pair of jeans a few months back — found them on clearance somewhere and couldn’t resist the bargain — and it was also she who packed my suitcase for the Ohio trip. My wardrobe was chosen hastily at the Dayton hotel where I was staying, as I hurried to get ready to go to the airport rally. Frankly, I don’t give much thought to fashion when I’m on the campaign trail, or anywhere else for that matter. Back when I was young and single, I was quite stylish, with a wardrobe that included shirts by Yves St. Laurent and Pierre Cardin, and ties by Alexander Julian, but no longer give a damn about impressing anybody with my fashion sense, even if I could afford to be such a fop.

Well, what the hell, huh? Rolled-up jeans are the New Black!

Also: The “leapt up on a fence” is wrong. What I did was climb the steps to the camera riser, and the reason was not just “to get a view,” but rather to get photographs, like this one giving the readers some sense of the size of the crowd. See, the polls had Romney down by 10 points in Ohio, and all the pundits were writing him off as doomed, which made the turnout at the Dayton airport on a drizzly day — 4,000 people — kind of newsworthy, certainly more newsworthy than whatever fashion statement I was making with my rolled-up jeans.

This is what makes James Pogue’s reference to Hunter S. Thompson so stupidly offensive: Yes, if you “don’t do this sort of thing for a living,” it is perfectly natural to report on the mechanics of the campaign, including the habits of the press corps — and I do that, too. Why? Because so many of the reporters are caught up in the Daily Horse-Race Narrative of the campaign that they almost never report the size of the crowd, the weather, or the other interesting little details of the carnival-like atmosphere that surrounds a presidential campaign.

Understand that I’m not competing with Jeff Zeleny of the New York Times to provide the Page One inverted-pyramid Definitive Account of the campaign. No, my coveraage here and at the American Spectator is a sort of colorful “news feature” version of the story, and even though I sometimes actually break news in the process, there’s no point chasing the Drudge link because, frankly, we don’t have enough server capacity to handle that kind of traffic.

The day after “Super Tuesday,” I attempted to explain my concept of what I’m doing in a post: “Memo From the National Affairs Desk: ‘Committing Acts of Journalism’.”

Does it make sense as a business model? Is there a market demand for this product? I do OK. I don’t usually run too late on deadline, and I at least try to get basic facts right, whereas literary pretender James Pogue makes a complete fool of himself.

With more than a week to write his account of the Sept. 25 Vandalia rally, which didn’t appear on the Vice.com site until Oct. 5, Pogue got the facts hilariously wrong and, in doing so, destroyed whatever flimsy claim to journalistic integrity he might have thrown behind his assertion that, at this rally, “there was a fat little man in a windbreaker” selling anti-Obama stickers with a racist theme.

Damn you to hell, James Pogue.

Go find some other some other profession to disgrace.

UPDATE: Ladd Ehlinger spots an error by Pogue that should have been obvious to anyone who’s ever been within range of my voice, which is usually about a quarter-mile:

“Speaking quietly,” me? LOL.

BTW, I just saw that Paul Ryan will be heading back to Ohio on Saturday. Whether I make that trip or not, I’ve got to get back on the campaign trail pretty soon, so please hit the freaking tip jar.

 




@AmbassadorRice: The Shameful Stain That Is Susan Rice, Now on Twitter

“Four dead Americans, and she’s doing a happy dance because she thinks the UN is gay-friendly now? What delusional fantasy world is she living in?”
— Sunshine State Sarah

What part of “misplaced priorities” is so hard to understand here? Does Ambassador Rice think gay people are too stupid to understand that they’re being dragooned into service as human shields to protect the (suddenly) endangered employment of herself and her boss?

That is to say, what she’s doing here is attempting to drape herself in the mantle of “human rights” and “equality,” to suggest to gays that if she gets thrown under the administration’s bus — of if President Obama doesn’t get re-elected — somehow these values as they pertain to “LGBT voices” will be jeopardized, not by bigoted foreigners, but rather by those evil homophobic Republicans.

“Defend me, you faggots — I’m on your side!”

If Andrew Sullivan had any shred of integrity remaining, he’d see through this shameless pander for what it is, and denounce it as an insult.

Related: “How dare you call our entirely discredited cover story on Benghazi false, or something.”

Also: “Our country is being run by liberal college students.”

LIVE AT FIVE: 10.11.12

— compiled by Wombat-socho


TOP NEWS
LTC Wood Testifies Benghazi Consulate Never Had Adequate Security

Ambassador Stevens: betrayed by the Administration?

Former head of security for Libya undercuts Deputy Assistant Secretary Lamb’s testimony
Terrorist attack was “a matter of time”
Can the White House be believed? What’s the truth? (Ambassador Bolton interview)


NBC/WSJ/Marist Poll: Romney Gains In Key States
48-47 Romney in Virginia, 48-47 Obama in Florida; Ohio 51-45 Obama – With 11-point Voting Edge To Dems

Joe Biden Bids To Stem GOP Charge
Can “Joltin’ Joe” revive Democrats’ sagging morale?



POLITICS
Federal Court Approves SC Voter ID Law, Delays Implementation Until 2013

Voting stickers at SC poll site

Panel finds law doesn’t discriminate against minorities, but not enough time remains to educate voters

Joe Biden’s Swipe At The Middle Class

Supremes Divided Over Affirmative Action In College Admissions

Brown, Warren Tangle Over Jobs, Health Care In Third Debate

Obama Tries To Revive War On Women Charge Against Romney

Dying Cancer Patient Gets TSA Escort On Return Trip After Intrusive Search On Flight Out

Flake, Carmona Trade Accusations In AZ Senate Debate

Oakland Sues Feds Over Pot Dispensary



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Oil Rises As Syro-Turkish Tensions Escalate; NYMEX $91.25, Brent $113.75
Asian Stocks, Euro Drop As S&P Cuts Spain’s Rating
Toyota Recall Derails Automaker’s Recovery Efforts
Drop In Job Openings Signals Limited US Job Growth
ROK Matches Brazil Rate Cut As World Economy Stumbles
IMF Chief Says Greece Needs Two More Years For Budget
Huawei Corruption Allegations Turned Over To FBI
RockMelt Browser Launches For iPad
HP Calls Out Gartner On PC Sales, Says IDC Is Right
Meet The “New eBay”
FCC Okays Amazon To Sell Kindle Fire HD 4G
PC Sales To Decline In 2012 For First Time In 11 Years
Samsung To Launch “Mini” Galaxy S III With Four-Inch Screen



SPORTS
No Joy In Natsville As Cardinals Rout Washington 8-0

St. Louis Cardinals’ Chris Carpenter reacts after hitting a doubleduring the fifth inning in Game 3 of the NLDS

Cardinals now up 2-1 in NLDS, predictable whining about Strasburg ensues

A’s Rally In Ninth, Force Game 5 Against Tigers

O’s Once-Flawless Bullpen Opens Door For Yankees

Lincecum Stars As Giants Blast Reds 8-3

Longtime Detroit Lion, Actor Alex Karras Dies, 77

US Anti-Doping Agency Releases Small Mountain Of Evidence Against Lance Armstrong

NHL, Union Resume Talks

Roger Goodell Keeps Fumbling Away The Bounty Ball

Six Cricket Umpires Implicated In Fixing Sting Suspended



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Beyonce Out Of Eastwood’s “A Star Is Born” Remake

Clint & Beyonce

Not politics; schedules didn’t sync and the singer hopes to work with Eastwood in the future

Miley Cyrus Flees Bonnie & Clyde Mini-series

“Dad, Mom’s On Cocaine!”

THR Cover: Confessions Of Ben Affleck

Neve Campbell Joins “Grey’s Anatomy” Season 9 Cast

Shailene Woodley In Talks For “Spiderman 2”

Taylor Swift Denies Kidnapping Conor Kennedy From School

Justin Bieber Latest Victim Of SWATting



FOREIGNERS
Turks Force Syrian Plane To Land, Confiscate “Objectionable Cargo”
Malala Yousafzai’s Taliban Attackers Identified
One Member Of Pussy Riot Freed, Remaining Two Off To Siberia
Ten Years On, Bali Bombing Victims Seek Closure
Amnesty Internationals Says Violent Forced Evictions Increasing In PRC
Israelis Hit Gaza With Air Strike After Taking Rocket Fire
US Special Ops Forces, Planners Deploy To Jordan With Eyes On Syrian Chemical Weapons
Aussie Liberal Front-Bencher Bronwyn Bishop Calls Gillard’s Speech “Pathetic”
Canadian Naval Intel Officer Pleads Guilty To Spying For Russia
PM Cameron Bids To Reboot “Caring Conservatism”



BLOGS & STUFF
The Looking Spoon: Big Bird Is In The Eye Of The Beholder
Michelle Malkin: James O’Keefe Strikes Again, Exposes Obama Campaign/DNC Vote Fraud Enablers
WyBlog: I Guess They Don’t Call ABC The “All Barack Channel” For Nothing
Weekly standard Blog: Sean Smith’s Mother Tired Of Being Stonewalled, Lied To By Administration
Weasel Zippers: Widow Of Army Sniper Killed In Afghanistan Overjoyed To Hear Romney Talk About Her Husband – “One Of The Last Things He Said Was ‘I Need A New President'”
Paul Bedard: Biden’s Favorables Worse Than Ryan’s – Or Palin’s
Moe Lane: President Obama Promises To Be Incompetently Nasty At Next Debate
AmSpecBlog: Obama Thinks He Was Just Too Polite With Romney
Power Line: ABC News’ Version of A Proper Debate Moderator
Ed Morrissey: WaPo Wonders, Where’s Hillary?
NewsBusters: Martin Bashir Whines That Press Not Buying WH Spin On Libya
Babalu: Shattered Lies – “You’d Have To Be Helen Keller Not To See This Was A Full-Fledged Coverup”
Maggie’s Farm: Affirmative Action, Politics, And The Supremes
Pirate’s Cove: Scumsucker Elijah Woods (D) Can’t Remember Name Of Murdered Ambassador
Riehl World News: Aww, Randy Andy’s Bad Week Gets Worse
Protein Wisdom: Nine Things The MSM Will Rediscover Should Romney Win The Presidency


Mass hysteria. But in a GOOD way.

Sex and Sammiches

These are the two great arguments for marriage, but young folks don’t seem to understand what it’s all about:

Anyhow, if a woman is unwilling to commit to having sex on some sort of regular basis, then how on Earth can any man be reasonably expected to commit to never having sex with anyone else?  If 104 times per year is too much and justifies a refusal to commit to it, then how much is a reasonable average expectation?

Son, you start talking like that, you’re displaying a fatal weakness. And if there’s anything a woman hates in a man, it’s weakness.

This is why I strongly support abstinence education: If a fellow doesn’t learn to do without sex before he gets married . . . Continue reading Sex and Sammiches →

Administration ‘Completely Wrong’ About Libya, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Admits, But ‘That Doesn’t Mean It Was False’

Ladies and gentlemen, The Queen of Unintentional Comedy:

PIERS MORGAN: “It is pretty un-American to be putting out completely false statements before you know the facts. Isn’t it?”
DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ: “Piers, it is not okay for you to be saying that the administration was putting out completely false statements. They put out information that they had at the time based on the intelligence they were given…”
MORGAN: “That turned out to be completely wrong–”
WASSERMAN SCHULTZ: “Well, that doesn’t mean it was false.”
MORGAN: “What?”

Hat-tip: Marooned in Marin on Twitter.

The ‘Dilbert’ Factor in Libya

“Mother, do not wonder that my loyalty is growing weak. . . . I am sick and tired of the disaster and the fools that bring disaster upon us.”
— soldier in the 79th New York Infantry regiment, 1863

The cartoon strip “Dilbert” is popular because it relates an experience common to nearly everyone who has ever worked inside a dysfunctional workplace: A clueless boss, backstabbing colleagues, and the plight of the competent, hard-working guy who is just trying to do his job.

What we call “office politics” is a constant hindrance to effective teamwork. It is unfortunate that so often people are both incompetent and ambitious, that such creatures seek positions of authority for which they are not qualified, and that once they obtain these positions, the incompetents “bring disaster upon” the loyal subordinates whose valuable advice they habitually ignore.

Thus I was reminded of that New York soldier’s letter home to his mother, complaining about the incompetence of Union army commanders, when I saw the video in which former State Department security official Eric Nordstrom complained about the unhelpfulness of his superiors:

On the one hand, there is this specific situation and the disaster in Benghazi, but on the other hand, Nordstrom’s complaints about his bosses reflect an all-too-common experience, something with which many people can empathize. Too bad that this “Dilbert” situation took place under circumstances where human lives — and, indeed, the national security of the United States — were at stake.

“One of the last things my husband said to me before he was killed, when I would ask him, ‘Chris, what do you need over there? What can I send you?’ he said, ‘I need a new president.’”
— Jane Horton, whose husband was killed in Afghanistan

Amen, Mrs. Horton!