Will Sydney Leathers Porn Video Be Entitled, ‘Not Enough Latex on Earth’?

A Democrat finally created a job, as Donald Douglas points out, which explains why tattoo-covered skanks are a Democrat key constituency.

Young ladies, if anyone ever tries to tell you tattoos are sexy, just remember these two words: Sydney Leathers.

— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) August 6, 2013

If you want to see more of Sydney Leathers, let me warn you that this link is Not Safe For Work, by which I mean, you might get fired for projectile vomiting in your office cubicle. One look at that skeezy tramp, and whatever capacity for arousal you might have will be instantly neutralized by an overwhelming fear of infection. Viral, bacterial, fungal — probably some spiders and cockroaches in there, too.

PRO TIP: Before having sex with Sydney Leathers, remember that condoms don't provide 100% protection against herpes, which is incurable.

— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) August 6, 2013

Pro-Tip: Before having sex with Sydney Leathers, remember that some strains of gonorrhea are now antibiotic-resistant.

— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) August 6, 2013

Did somebody say “nasty”?

She could be the Typhoid Mary of chlamydia — the poster girl for National Sexually Transmitted Disease Awareness Week.

@directorblue @rsmccain Wouldn't it be safer to just copulate with a box full of used hypodermic needles? She makes Paris Hilton look clean.

— tmi3rd (@tmi3rd) August 6, 2013