Two days ago we reported “The Tragedy of Lesbian Divorce” — Rosie O’Donnell’s divorce from her second lesbian wife, leaving their daughter without the security of a traditional lesbian family. What we failed to add, however, is that this means Rosie’s now on the hunt for fresh meat:
Speaking at the Athena Film Festival in New York City on Saturday, that 52-year-old comedienne joked that she now feels like a ‘lesbian cougar’ when meeting young pretty fans.
‘I just came from the screening of my new documentary for HBO that I did about having a heart attack,’ she told the crowd.
‘We had the premiere tonight up at Barnard college… I felt like a lesbian cougar. All these gorgeous twentysomething girls! Looking up at me going “I just used to watch you with my Grandma after school,”
‘The documentary was about falling in love with my wife, and adopting a baby. The premiere was today and last night it was announced that we’re no longer living together. That press line was fun tonight!’
Read the whole thing. Of course, it’s not like Rosie needs to convert those Barnard College girls to lesbianism. It’s been decades since any Christian family felt safe sending their daughters to Barnard.
Or Smith. Or Wellesley. Or Bryn Mawr. Or Vassar. Or Mount Holyoke . . .
Elite academia is decadent and depraved. The higher the tuition, the more likely the students are twisted degenerates.
It is like a man’s mid life crisis! You can always blame the patriarchy!
Cougars will expect an apology, thank you. Both kinds.
Pretty much there. Remember, a Women’s Center can exist at any college.
Yeah, but can you imagine the labels thrown at a man, with positions semi-reversed, 50ish guy lusting after 20ish girls… Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
They’re like shit: they’re everywhere.
I think the old hambeast is trolling for outrage—trying to stay relevant and all that… Still creepy, that!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IbNRLrAG4sc/VNqsFxH5vmI/AAAAAAAArL4/l9ZL22HNO-E/s1600/Rosie%2BCampus%2BCougar.PNG
Oh, so it’s a movie about your failure and the endangerment of a young human being, except it doesn’t mention the failure part?
That’s an interesting way to do a documentary.
Yeah, actually I can…
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8JKLeJ9zUlM/VNma4OIKzCI/AAAAAAAArJg/7NlheSHFhQ4/s1600/462607800_105322537.jpg
Granted Jeter is not fiftyish, but he is retired.
I suspect you have meat of this. Other than this documentary and her recent short stint on the view what has she done since the last time she left the view?
When I had my mid-life crisis, I wanted a motorcycle.
Just saying…
I started a blog.
I started a family…
That’s Silverback Lesbian Cougar.
Nice she has that billboard sized forehead, Be nice to stamp “Degenerate” across it. What a fat tub of nausea!
And a fine blog it is!
Which reminds me…I meant to mention this some time ago: on my content-filtered home network, I can’t access thecampofthesaints.org except through a bypass account! The software classifies it in the blocked “lingerie/bikini” category! That can’t be right—I’ve no trouble with any number of far less wholesome sites I might browse!
I got to that eventually. If I had known being a father would be as wonderful as it has been so far, I would have done it sooner.
Me too! But I was loathe to give up the bike and the drinking until I’d grown up…
That is strange, but, hey, I made my Rule 5 bed, now I’ll have to lie in it.
Anyone allowing their kids to watch Rosie should be jailed for serious child abuse.
I think at some point the site blocked has to be based on a complaint. Your site is blocked at Target but Theo Spark is not but is at the Hall Co. GA library where yours is not and neither is Stormbringer.
That right there is totally messed up, LOL.
I started a second childhood.
It’s a suckumentary instead.
BWAHAHAHA!
You know, I’d’ve thought those would have been mentioned in my college sociobiology text, for sure.
I keep thinking I should blog……
Oh come on RSM, I mean it isn’t like this is new. It happens all the time where some older woman lusts after a child. Except most of them are teachers or school officials. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11403356/Female-teacher-jailed-for-inciting-schoolgirl-to-carry-out-a-sex-act.html
You have done plenty of reporting on them.
Did Rosie move to Florida?
Only if Essex England ended up being in FL.
lolwtf?
That’s just wrong.
You should always consider opportunities to be on the receiving end of more hate from your admirers! 😉
“Traditional lesbian family” That is some weapons-grade snark, there.
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Cougars are sleek predators; wouldn’t lesbian rhinoceros be more accurate?
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I’ve heard the rhinoceros is just an old, pale, obese, cranky, washed up unicorn…
That’s just wrong!
But if you started a Men’s Center, and especially a White Men’s Center, and double-specially if you started a Heterosexual White Men’s Center . . . .
Maybe so, but they’re still horny.
We’d have to set up three centers on most campuses. Men’s, Anglophone Cultural, and a Hetrosexual Resource.
There’s three ususally, to maximize the employment opprotunities for rabble rousers.
Join the fun!
As long as we’re talking about denial of reality, you should see the latest lunacy from Bryn Mawr who has decided to accept ”transgender, non-binary and gender nonconforming applicants.” which effectively makes it an insane asylum.
What does that language “assigned female at birth” mean aside from an Orwellian perversion of language?
I’m going to get ahead of this trend and identify myself as a Moose, I always liked Bullwinkle. If wearing a dress can change a man into a woman, then wearing an antler helmet can change me into a moose.
http://i.imgur.com/cRcAdYL.jpg
Don’t sit in front of me at the movies, bro.
Her Indian name is “Manatee that walks”
No, she just wondered if Florida comes with batteries.
Weird mental image. I think I hurt my hippocampus.
Hard to say, but I’m sure the term “wallow” is involved.
Uhhh, manatees are still cute.
Did you matriculate at Wossamotta U?
Not with her face.