The Other McCain

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Just Booked My Flight: Vegas, Baby!

Posted on | March 23, 2010 | 35 Comments

“Free Enterprise. The American Dream. Horatio Alger gone mad on drugs in Las Vegas. . . . Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only real cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas. … Just roll the roof back and screw it on, grease the face with white tanning butter and move out with the music at top volume, and at least a pint of ether.”
— Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

OK, the original plan had been to drive to Vegas, but that was before life got complicated and the weasels forced me to spend a whole week blogging about their sordid ObamaCare scam — about which, the less said, the better.

Among the unfortunate side effects of that disaster, however, was the catastrophic scrambling of my travel plans because I needed an extra day or two to finish up arrangements in Washington before leaving, and because the drive time from here to Nevada is 38 hours, the cross-country itinerary wouldn’t work out if I was going to be there to pick up Ali Akbar at Las Vegas McCarran International Airport for the trip to Searchlight to catch the start of the Tea Party Express III tour.

And if any of that makes sense to you, you need more drugs. That makes two of us, but don’t worry. Gonzo is a pre-existing condition and, thanks to Bart Stupak, now we can bill taxpayers for our heinous chemicals.

Never mind. Hit the tip jar, because I paid $528 for the cheapest possible round-trip to Vegas, leaving here Thursday afternoon and not returning until next Wednesday. Mrs. Other McCain is already mad enough without me getting stuck with that tab, even though I’ll be saving money by crashing on Steve Foley’s sofa in Vegas. Plus, I’ll have to pay $75 a day for a rental car so I can drive Ali to Searchlight, hang out a few hours, then turn around and drive back to Vegas in time for Ann Coulter’s appearance at the Henderson Pavillion.

After that day of insanity and whatever weirdness Foley gets me into Saturday night, then I’ve got to get up Sunday morning and drive 300 miles (20 cents per mile = $60) to meet the Tea Party Express in Phoenix, Arizona, where Barbara Espinosa of American Freedom blog has promised me face-time with J.D. Hayworth and Vernon Parker. So I’ll spend Sunday and Monday in Phoenix, drive another 300 miles back to Vegas on Tuesday morning, and do some more reporting on the campaign against Harry Reid before catching a red-eye back home with a 3-hour layover in Minneapolis.

Only a lunatic would attempt to cram all this into six days. So hit the tip jar, because where else are you going to find a lunatic who’s also a professional journalist?

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
— Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail ’72

Category: Arizona, Fear and Loathing With Ann Coulter in Las Vegas, Harry Reid, J.D. Hayworth, John McCain, Mrs. Other McCain, Neutral Objective Journalism, Nevada, Shoe Leather Fund, Tea Party, Uncategorized

Comments

35 Responses to “Just Booked My Flight: Vegas, Baby!”

  1. Patrick
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 10:46 am

    *shakes head*

    Oh dear.

  2. Patrick
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 5:46 am

    *shakes head*

    Oh dear.

  3. Bob Belvedere
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 12:10 pm

    Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish — a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow — to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested…
    Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.
    –Gonzo Papers, Vol. 2: Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the ’80s (1988)

  4. Bob Belvedere
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 7:10 am

    Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish — a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow — to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested…
    Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.
    –Gonzo Papers, Vol. 2: Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the ’80s (1988)

  5. Do Blondes Have Rights in Canada? : The Other McCain
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 8:18 am

    […] from that Stalinist gulag, on Thursday she will speak in Calgary, and then return to America to hang out with me at Saturday’s Vegas Tea Party. var addthis_pub='smitty1e';var addthis_language='en';var addthis_options='twitter, digg, email, […]

  6. Dave C
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 1:28 pm

    Stay away from Glitter Gulch, should Mrs. The Other McCain should find out.

  7. Dave C
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 8:28 am

    Stay away from Glitter Gulch, should Mrs. The Other McCain should find out.

  8. Robert Stacy McCain
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 2:43 pm

    Or maybe this is all pure gibberish

    I think you’re onto something there, Bob . . .

  9. Robert Stacy McCain
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 9:43 am

    Or maybe this is all pure gibberish

    I think you’re onto something there, Bob . . .

  10. richard mcenroe
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 2:45 pm

    Lookit the bright side. You’re skinny, Southwest will let you on the plane. See you in Seachlight, God willing.

  11. richard mcenroe
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 9:45 am

    Lookit the bright side. You’re skinny, Southwest will let you on the plane. See you in Seachlight, God willing.

  12. richard mcenroe
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 2:46 pm

    $75 a day for a rental car. Damn, you sprang for one with a tire on all four corners, didn’t you?

  13. richard mcenroe
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 9:46 am

    $75 a day for a rental car. Damn, you sprang for one with a tire on all four corners, didn’t you?

  14. Andrea Shea King
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 2:51 pm

    See you in Searchlight, you crazy man!

    Five days to searchlight…

    http://radiopatriot.wordpress.com/2010/03/23/five-days-to-searchlight/

  15. Andrea Shea King
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 9:51 am

    See you in Searchlight, you crazy man!

    Five days to searchlight…

    http://radiopatriot.wordpress.com/2010/03/23/five-days-to-searchlight/

  16. Bob Belvedere
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 5:20 pm

    Enjoy yourself; its later than you think.

  17. Bob Belvedere
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 12:20 pm

    Enjoy yourself; its later than you think.

  18. Bob Belvedere
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 5:24 pm

    And remember: Don’t Burn the Locals

  19. Bob Belvedere
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 12:24 pm

    And remember: Don’t Burn the Locals

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  22. Robert Stacy McCain
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 6:07 pm

    See you in Seachlight, God willing.

    Just don’t say that in Arabic. IYKWIMAITYD.

  23. Robert Stacy McCain
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 1:07 pm

    See you in Seachlight, God willing.

    Just don’t say that in Arabic. IYKWIMAITYD.

  24. richard mcenroe
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 7:26 pm

    Hey, it’s Arizona… ya-illa-illa-eeeeeeeeHAW!!!

  25. richard mcenroe
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 2:26 pm

    Hey, it’s Arizona… ya-illa-illa-eeeeeeeeHAW!!!

  26. cobra
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 11:35 pm

    Robert,
    Can you do us and your blog a favour?
    Just block CJ/The lizard in chief….
    It drives my IQ down by 20 points when I see his postings…

  27. cobra
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 6:35 pm

    Robert,
    Can you do us and your blog a favour?
    Just block CJ/The lizard in chief….
    It drives my IQ down by 20 points when I see his postings…

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  29. richard mcenroe
    March 24th, 2010 @ 1:56 pm

    Arizona, Nevada one’a them big flyover thingies…

  30. richard mcenroe
    March 24th, 2010 @ 8:56 am

    Arizona, Nevada one’a them big flyover thingies…

  31. Robert Stacy McCain
    March 24th, 2010 @ 2:47 pm

    Arizona, Nevada one’a them big flyover thingies . . .

    Yeah: Utah, Colorado . . . Lots of sand and cactus and other stuff we should’ve let Mexico keep. Pretty much everything west of Texas, most especially including California.

  32. Robert Stacy McCain
    March 24th, 2010 @ 9:47 am

    Arizona, Nevada one’a them big flyover thingies . . .

    Yeah: Utah, Colorado . . . Lots of sand and cactus and other stuff we should’ve let Mexico keep. Pretty much everything west of Texas, most especially including California.

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