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Paco Enterprises Gets Protest Management

Posted on | October 13, 2011 | 3 Comments

by Smitty

Paco strikes again:

“I regret to inform you, sir, that a mob of Bolsheviks and anarchists has foregathered in front of Paco Tower, under the auspices of the notorious “Occupy” movement. They seem to be clamoring for the overthrow of – forgive me for repeating something so vile, Mr. Paco – for the overthrow of capitalism. And in your own person, they apparently think they have found a highly symbolic target. The crowd is heaping obloquy on your head, and they are preparing to burn you in effigy. I sincerely fear pillage and mayhem.”

Come for the prose, stay for the punch line.

Category: humor, Uncategorized

Comments

3 Responses to “Paco Enterprises Gets Protest Management”

  1. Paco
    October 13th, 2011 @ 9:10 pm

    Thanks for the link, sailor!

  2. Adjoran
    October 14th, 2011 @ 3:59 am

    I just think that a wealthy person would have at least a pack of vicious guard dogs to prevent his property being invaded by a bunch of dirty hippies.  Plus – then he would get to say, “Unleash the hounds!”

    But then, I’m a sucker for a happy ending.

  3. “It didn’t matter that the amount was trifling; it was the principle of the thing (or, rather, the principal and accrued, unpaid interest).” « The TrogloPundit
    October 14th, 2011 @ 6:33 pm

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