by Smitty
Paco strikes again:
“I regret to inform you, sir, that a mob of Bolsheviks and anarchists has foregathered in front of Paco Tower, under the auspices of the notorious “Occupy” movement. They seem to be clamoring for the overthrow of – forgive me for repeating something so vile, Mr. Paco – for the overthrow of capitalism. And in your own person, they apparently think they have found a highly symbolic target. The crowd is heaping obloquy on your head, and they are preparing to burn you in effigy. I sincerely fear pillage and mayhem.”
Come for the prose, stay for the punch line.
Thanks for the link, sailor!
I just think that a wealthy person would have at least a pack of vicious guard dogs to prevent his property being invaded by a bunch of dirty hippies. Plus – then he would get to say, “Unleash the hounds!”
But then, I’m a sucker for a happy ending.
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