Survey: 43% of Boys Ages 15-19 Have Had Sexual Intercourse

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1. Do inappropriate physical relationships, also known as maturbating on the telephone when you are having a work related conversation, count as sexual intercourse?

   I mean, hypothetically.

2. Do inappropriate physical relationships, also known as maturbating on the telephone when you are having a work related conversation, count as sexual intercourse?

   I mean, hypothetically.

3. 19 year old “boy”???? Uh, huh. Right.

4. 19 year old “boy”???? Uh, huh. Right.

5. Damn. Damn. Damn. I didn’t get lucky until I was nineteen, but I became a Republican in 1968 when I was seven. How come no one ever told me about this trick! All those wasted years….I was ready to go once I discovered The Golddiggers in 1969! Damn. Damn. DAMN.

6. Damn. Damn. Damn. I didn’t get lucky until I was nineteen, but I became a Republican in 1968 when I was seven. How come no one ever told me about this trick! All those wasted years….I was ready to go once I discovered The Golddiggers in 1969! Damn. Damn. DAMN.

7. Something tells me that the twenty-something results will be even more depressing….

8. Something tells me that the twenty-something results will be even more depressing….

9. In case anyone’s interested, here’s the background about Tonya…

   http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/08/all-girls-named-tonya-and-other-lessons.html

   http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/08/all-girls-named-tonya-part-2-dont-start.html

   And the, um, post that started it all.

   http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/08/because-some-people-dont-have-lives.html

10. In case anyone’s interested, here’s the background about Tonya…

    http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/08/all-girls-named-tonya-and-other-lessons.html

    http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/08/all-girls-named-tonya-part-2-dont-start.html

    And the, um, post that started it all.

    http://rsmccain.blogspot.com/2009/08/because-some-people-dont-have-lives.html

11. Love the Tonya story from the old blog.

    Perhaps some of our younger readers can inform us about the contemporary trend in slut names.

    Anything with an unnecessary “i” at the end: Debbi, Staci, Kerri, etc. Respectable women use an “ie” or a “y” configuration.

    Women can’t choose their names, but they can choose their nicknames. Please flee from (or run towards, depending on your motivation) a Candance who becomes a Candy, Julia to Juls, etc.

    For some reason, women named Lynn(e) are total sluts. Do not ask how I know this.

12. Love the Tonya story from the old blog.

    Perhaps some of our younger readers can inform us about the contemporary trend in slut names.

    Anything with an unnecessary “i” at the end: Debbi, Staci, Kerri, etc. Respectable women use an “ie” or a “y” configuration.

    Women can’t choose their names, but they can choose their nicknames. Please flee from (or run towards, depending on your motivation) a Candance who becomes a Candy, Julia to Juls, etc.

    For some reason, women named Lynn(e) are total sluts. Do not ask how I know this.

13. In the 1970’s (at least in my school) the answer was Tracy. Wonder how things turned out for her?

14. In the 1970’s (at least in my school) the answer was Tracy. Wonder how things turned out for her?

15. Roxanne —

    Well, that doesn’t bode well for Nikki Haley.

16. Roxanne —

    Well, that doesn’t bode well for Nikki Haley.

17. Largebill: Having been a teenager in the 1970’s up here in Catholic New England, it was always the quiet girls named Mary you had to watch out for.

18. Largebill: Having been a teenager in the 1970’s up here in Catholic New England, it was always the quiet girls named Mary you had to watch out for.

19. Wow… I guess I was not one of the lucky ones.

20. Wow… I guess I was not one of the lucky ones.

21. Ahh. The blissful days of Tonya! Anyone remember those days?

22. Ahh. The blissful days of Tonya! Anyone remember those days?

23. Ahh. The blissful days of Tonya! Anyone remember those days?

    My apologies, Miss Sharon. It’s an election year, you know.

    Fish gotta swim. Birds gotta fly.

24. Ahh. The blissful days of Tonya! Anyone remember those days?

    My apologies, Miss Sharon. It’s an election year, you know.

    Fish gotta swim. Birds gotta fly.

25. So, I assume that in the future we are not allowed to refer to Ms. de Luca as Roxi?

26. So, I assume that in the future we are not allowed to refer to Ms. de Luca as Roxi?

27. Premarital sex because of lose of control

28. Premarital sex because of lose of control

29. early marriage is the result

30. early marriage is the result

31. sex addict!

32. sex addict!

33. use protection

34. use protection

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