Dear Andrew Sullivan
You don’t have a uterus. That’s not your fault, but it’s not Sarah Palin’s fault either, and it’s long past time for you to stop obsessing about the governor’s uterus. “Legitimate questions of fact! Relevant questions!” You’re sick, Andrew. Get help.
Stephen Green: Immigrant Percussionist?
by Smitty (h/t Miss Cellania) Is that really the Vodka Pundit on the left on percussion with an empty?
Somebody Really Ought to Make a ‘Downfall’ Parody Video About This
Except of course, you can’t do that anymore: ‘Hitler Reacts to…’ — that patron saint of YouTube memes — seems to be on its way out. The clips, which dub a scene from the 2004 German-language film ‘Downfall,’ are being rapidly pulled by Constantin Films, which is claiming copyright infringement. The film features Hitler (portrayed […]
‘Dear Penthouse Forum . . .’
“A 1992 survey of 5,000 U.S. librarians, long withheld by a professional journal, found one in five respondents had engaged in sexual trysts among the stacks. Will Manly, who said the New York-based Wilson Library Bulletin withheld the results of his survey in 1992, published results recently on his Web site indicating 51 percent of […]
What Lefty Site Does Whinyus Maximus Hope Will Hire Him?
by Smitty Fabius Maximus could not possibly sound more emasculated in “The Tea Party Movement disproves my recommendation. . .” if his wife’s name was on the masthead of a pre-eminent Lefty site. Many folks said I was wrong, and so it proved to be. We have the mass citizen involvement I long recommended, and […]
Hot, Steaming Muffins Of Death!
by Smitty Check out the Mind Numbed Robot’s AutoMotivator. If you dare. And, Bubba: get stuffed with your agitated rhetoric.
Give Attila Money
Personally, I think she ought to at least offer to use the money to go to Vegas or New Orleans, but gasoline and eggs and cheering her up are also worthwhile projects, I suppose.
‘Heh’ Of The Day: ‘King Obama’
by Smitty We had a preview of this at Smittypalooza on my Inspiron Mini. Cassone allowed that they were trying to figure out a name for this less-than-serious outfit. Deadly serious topic, though. Blotto was taken, so it looks like they settled on “Lenin and the Castros”. This blog is a brace of shameless shills […]
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