SCOTUS To Decide To Hear VA ObamaCare Suit Today?

by Smitty (h/t Theo Spark)

Read the whole thing at the American Spectator:

. . .occasionally the justices receive a “petition for certiorari before judgment” asking them to consider the decision of some District Court before it has been reviewed by a Court of Appeals. Friday’s conference schedule includes consideration of one such petition, filed pursuant to Commonwealth of Virginia v. Sebelius.
The Virginia case was, of course, the first legal challenge to the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (PPACA) in which the Department of Justice (DOJ) received a major defeat.

This is the next step in this Big Effing Deal moving though the public digestive system, so that its true aroma and nature can stand fully revealed.

In response to Cuccinelli’s petition, the DOJ filed a brief in opposition claiming that Virginia had provided no good reason for “short-circuiting” the appellate process. The Court does, of course, have practical and philosophical reasons not to meddle with the normal appeals process, but its procedural rules allow it to do so if a case is of “imperative public importance.” Ironically, the DOJ’s brief actually concedes that the constitutionality of the individual mandate “is undoubtedly an issue of great public importance.”

The good reason, of course, is that there is a sizable price tag for the steamer known as ObamaCare.
This is just another brick in the wall of reasons why Eric Holder should be fired and relegated to the graveyard shift at some convenience store, where the workload may be commensurate with his abilities.

Glimmer Of Understanding From Ezra

by Smitty

Even the eyes of the most deadened zombie can occasionally hint at understanding.

There is good reason to think that Boehner will be a much more formidable opponent for Obama than Gingrich was for Clinton.
So why were Reid and Obama so eager to celebrate Boehner’s compromise with his conservative members? The Democrats believe it’s good to look like a winner, even if you’ve lost. But they’re sacrificing more than they let on. By celebrating spending cuts, they’ve opened the door to further austerity measures at a moment when the recovery remains fragile. Claiming political victory now opens the door to further policy defeats later.

Yeah, don’t let the ocular sprinkler system fool you: Boehner would not have made it where he is without some savvy. Even Princess Pelosi has her low animal cunning.
Look at the tell: “it’s good to look like a winner, even if you’ve lost“. Hey, Ezra: Socialism is an utter, abject, systemic, historical failure. Utopia is simply not for sale at any price. If your ideas are fundamentally baked, then no amount of botox and makeup are going to bring more than a transient, superficial appearance of success. If you want to avoid losing, focus the fundamentals of winning. Crikey.
“. . .opened the door to further austerity measures at a moment when the recovery remains fragile.”
So we’ve paused in the drinking long enough to feel the first pang of the hangover to come. Now, we can reach for more tequila, or commence hydrating. “Claiming political victory now” is reaching for the former. And it’s not about “further policy defeats later“, Ezra: we’re talking about managing economic calamity. You seem stuck in theater mode, where it’s all about costumes, lighting, and dialogue. There is no spinning reality, Klein. Economic gravity is bringing the social welfare state crashing down, in the U.S. and in Europe.
The chief application of your writing seems to be a tool for rube identification. None of the people who have a clue, e.g. Sowell and Hanson, take you seriously. But keep paying attention. With age and sobriety, a clue may find you.

A Rasher of Bacon As A Unit Of Measure

by Smitty

It makes sense to scale food to some hand unit of measure. Who wants to fret calories and grams and whatnot?
Via the Weekday Vegetarian, which I swear my wife shared with me in the Google Reader, as I would never be caught with my masculinity so impaired as to subscribe directly, we have:

Ms. Meyer took three restaurant meals and analyzed them, and then determined how many bacon slices she would have had to eat to arrive at the same caloric count and amount of fat. Bear in mind that the average person requires about 2000 calories a day and should limit their saturated fat to 16 grams per day.

A Chicago deep dish pizza came in at 770 calories with 18 grams of fat. She could have eaten 18 strips of bacon for the same amount. A plate of ribs had a whopping 1750 calories with 29 grams of fat. That’s almost all of your caloric allotment for the entire day, and almost twice the amount of saturated fat you should have. You would get the same amount with 26 slices of bacon. A chicken and shrimp carbonara from The Olive Garden clocked in at 1440 calories with a shocking 38 grams of saturated fat. You’d have to eat 35 slices of bacon to accomplish that, but of course, you never would. It’s like figuring out how much sugar you are ingesting when you drink a regular soda. You’d never sit down and eat the equivalent amount of sugar out of a bowl.

That’s still a lot of detail. However, the entire discussion has been broken down to a simple chart by the excellent xkcd:

Also: bacon cologne, for when you haven’t time to fry up a pound and just wear it for her.

Update: linked at Dyspepsia Generation.

On This Caption Like Sweet On Cherry Pie

by Smitty (h/t Maggie’s Farm)

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The Federal Reserve: holding the purchasing power, if not the denomination, of the bill with Abe's face constant since 1913

Or, as Ron Paul said, End the Fed. Also available for the mighty Kindle, which gadget I have been enjoying immensely here by the Hindu Kush.
I don’t know how to link Amazon URLs to Stacy’s tip jar, but we really need to support him financially so that he can offer the Full Gonzo at the Republican Leadership Conference here in a couple of months.
My wife loves her some New Orleans, but she’ll be rather gravid at the time, not to mention my location halfway around the world, so I can’t go. But at least I can live vicariously through Stacy McCain, which is a not-bad alternative.

New Orleans, Again?

The croupiers at Harrah’s are probably rubbing their hands in gleeful anticipation at the prospect that I’ll resume my roulette losing streak during the Republican Leadership Conference and Reagan Centennial Celebration in New Orleans June 16-18.

But really: This trip would be a legitimate business expense, right? I’m a political journalist and my man Herman Cain has already been announced as a speaker, so it would be wrong for me to miss it.

Not only that, but Joseph Sheppard is predicting that Sarah Palin will announce her 2012 presidential campaign in New Orleans — and you know I’ve got to be there for that. Last year’s conference introduced me to the French Quarter voodoo, although I fortunately escaped the random violence.

There can be no argument, then, that I am professionally obligated to attend this event in New Orleans. So I’m encouraging readers also to make plans to attend: Standard registration is $299 and VIP registration is $699 — but if you register before April 15 there’s an “Early Bird” discount!

Sign up now, and I’ll see you in New Orleans in June. You might also want to hit the tip jar for $10 or $20 to help me get a head start on covering my legitimate travel expenses losses at the roulette table.

Rep. Ryan Pulls Weekly GOP Address Duty

by Smitty via (No Sheeples Here)

Government has not been telling us the truth? Really?

We need to get behind Paul Ryan and demand accountability, both from our government and ourselves.

And when you’ve had your fill of sobriety, Iowahawk shreds Lindsey Graham.

My experience has only served to underscore Miss Buelah’s perspicacity, for I have seen that convivial manners always provide a welcome lubricant to social intercourse; whether it takes place in a fraternity bunkroom, the JAG officers barracks, or the late-night well of the Senate.

Update: linked by That Mr. G Guy and The Lonely Conservative!

Allen West: A Firm ‘No’ on Budget Deal

by Smitty

The Hill has it briefly, Liberty Pundits picked it up, and Cubachi elaborates with a Fox clip elaborating on his opposition:
West is such a mensch he scared Debbie Wasserman-Schultz out of the Florida delegation.
Given sufficient Allen West clones, I think the country’s problems are solveable. The question would move to where to put all the homo bureaucratus human wreckage left in his wake.

Bonus West at BlogProf.