Allen West Drops the D-Word
Posted on | September 15, 2012 | 14 Comments
Congressman Allen West (R-FL) appeared on the Sean Hannity Show September 14 to discuss terrorist attacks on United States embassies in many countries where Islam is the dominant religion. “We’re operating in fantasy land,” West said. “What you see coming from President Obama and the Obama administration is what they call dhimmitude in the Islamic world.”
Read the rest — with video — at Resist Tyranny.
She Makes Him Sandwiches
Posted on | September 14, 2012 | 33 Comments
You know that’s got to drive liberal nuts: Steven Crowder’s got the hawwwwt blonde wife — and she’s making him sandwiches.
Next? Have about a dozen beautiful babies.
They’ll never forgive you for that. Or the sandwiches.
Words Fail To Capture Craven Sycophant Chris Matthews
Posted on | September 14, 2012 | 13 Comments
by Smitty
As though Mitt Romney is somehow not a private citizen, and lacks the Constitutional right to run for office?
This clip is so bad as to invite the question of just what sort of dirt they have on Matthews. The guy could suck-start a B-52, in my estimation.
via glenasbury and Mediaite
Report: 2 Marines Killed in Afghanistan
Posted on | September 14, 2012 | 11 Comments
Among other headlines today:
Reports: Attack on Camp Bastion in Afghanistan;
Prince Harry training on base; 2 Marines killed
— Twitchy
Black flag of Islam flies
over U.S. embassy in Tunisia
— London Daily Mail
Three dead as protesters attack
U.S. embassy in Tunisia
— Reuters
Film maker behind anti-Muslim video
‘could be sent back to jail’
— London Daily Telegraph
US GOVERNMENT NOW ACTING
AS CENSORSHIP ARM OF ISLAMISTS
— Ace of Spades HQ
And a couple of Tweets:
THIS ISNT ABOUT A DAMN VIDEO.
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) September 14, 2012
@michellemalkin Two Marines killed in Afghan jihad attacktwitter.com/michellemalkin… 4 Words: Nobel F***ing Peace Prize
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) September 14, 2012
UPDATE: Brief bulletin from Reuters:
At least two U.S. Marines were killed during what was described as a complex Taliban attack on base in southern Afghanistan, U.S. officials told Reuters on Friday, speaking on condition of anonymity.
The incident at Camp Bastion in southern Helmand province also left others wounded, the officials said, without offering further details, including on the nationalities of the wounded.
And in other “Holy Crap I Can’t Believe This SCOAMF Is Leading Ohio by Seven Freaking Points” headline updates:
White House Denies Islamic Protests
Are Reaction to Obama’s Foreign Policy
— American Power
Bloody Hand Prints at Consulate
Reveal Americans Were Dragged
From Building Before Their Death
— Gateway Pundit
Meanwhile, White House Press Secretary Jay Blow Me explains that this has nothing to do with President Gutsy Call’s policy:
Go look at the map of today’s protests assembled by the Atlantic. To the extent that anyone involved actually cares about the movie, what they care about is the fact that the U.S. government refuses to censor it. The government would like to censor it, clearly, but they’re barred by the First Amendment; Islamist totalitarians have trouble with that concept, though, so they’re holding the White House responsible for the film’s publication despite Carney’s obsequious stammering over how mean and disgusting and reprehensible and awful it is. They’re protesting the idea of free speech, in other words, which is supposed to be — supposed to be — “U.S. policy.”
C’mon: Seven freaking points, Ohio?
The Royal Pair: Why Are You Googling for ‘Kate Middleton Topless,’ You Sick Freaks?
Posted on | September 14, 2012 | 37 Comments
Traffic to the blog has gotten a slight and unexpected boost the past couple of days because the entire world, it seems, is Googling for nude photos of Kate Middleton or rather topless photos of Kate Middleton. Don’t bother clicking those links, as they are merely a round-trip ticket back to this post, part of Ye Merry Olde Google Bomb Trick.
Donald Douglas has a post cleverly titled “Kate Middleton Topless” and our friendly Evil Blogger Lady offers “Kate Middleton topless photos? French magazine Closer publishes them. Rule 5 Britannia! Update: Reports of outraged Brits storming French embassy in protest!”
It seems that Princess Kate, the bride of England’s Prince William, was sunbathing with her hubby while the couple “enjoyed a mini four-day vacation together last week at a secluded chateau in the south of France” to celebrate their first wedding anniversary.
The royals are pursuing “”legal proceedings for breach of privacy” against the French tabloid that printed the photos, which I will not reproduce here under the professional advice of our Legal Department, a.k.a. Bert the Samoan Lawyer.
However, Bert also advised me that merely viewing the photos — as part of my professional duties to our readership — is perfectly legal, and therefore I can say . . . meh.
A nice pair, a decent natural B-cup, real but not spectacular.
The pictures were shot from an extreme distance with a telephoto lens and thus are rather blurry. Kate’s bikini bottom exposes quite a bit of cheek and she’s shapely enough for a skinny English girl, though once again . . . meh.
Down home, we like ’em with a little more meat on the bone and Kim Kardashian, she ain’t. Sir Mix-a-Lot would not be impressed.
So this is your Obligatory Kate Middle Topless Photo post, and I hope you’re happy with it, you sick freaks.
UPDATE: Kinda weird — Tweeted out this post and got some traffic, but nothing too impressive. Then I Tweeted out a post from last year featuring my hot wife in a bikini . . .
Hot wife in a bikini? #Winning!
Tamara Holder: Should Malkin Get Laid In The Marital, Or Amb. Stevens Sense?
Posted on | September 14, 2012 | 15 Comments
by Smitty
The Lefties just keep it classy, but we should press for elaboration: does Tamara Holder think that Michelle Malkin’s spouse is inattentive, or, alternatively, does Holder mean ‘laid in a grave’?
Stay classy, @tamaraholder: Tells Imus on FBN that “I need to get laid.” I’m happily married with two children. You?
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 13, 2012
Video below the fold for auto-play reasons.
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Alex Brant-Zawadzki (@Beezling) Gets Blunt Words About Wild Goose Chases
Posted on | September 14, 2012 | 29 Comments
Did I ever mention that I’m a professional journalist who’s been at this business since 1986? I think I did.
And probably I’ve also mentioned a time or two that I started out at $4.50 an hour for a 6,000-circulation weekly in Austell, Georgia, working my way up from there by ceaseless toil.
It ain’t bragging if you can do it, and yet there are still punks out there who think they can come rolling in on me with threats and expect me to run away scared. They’re wrong.
Most of the time, I ignore crap like this, because there’s no point callng attention to the gnats hovering around the elephant’s ass.
Every so often, however, I’ll swat the hell out of one, just to provide an example for the rest. So it was with a certain graduate student and occasional HuffPo contributor who decided that it would be a smart move to jump into somebody else’s blog war in an attempt to blow it up into the Scandal of the Century.
Fail.
This Alex Brant-Zawadzki spent a day or two on Twitter hyping up his Shocking Exposé of Ali Akbar, produced in cooperation with a notorious bullshit artist named Matt Osborne and a couple of trolls named Bill Schmalfeldt and Melissa Brewer. When they finally pushed it out — thud.
So I went on Twitter and remarked to Alex B-Z that this was all a long run for a short slide — an old baseball analogy — and he got all snarktastic in his response to that, with his troll friends jumping in to provide a chorus of insulting noise.
When such clustered Twitter noise is being directed at you, it’s possible to mistake it for something meaningful, unless you’re smart enough to realize that trolls lack what the social-networking gurus call “reach.” Most of them don’t have 1/100th my number of followers, because they never Tweet anything worth reading, but instead produce feeds that are nonstop chattering negativity about nothing. Nevertheless, there are people who freak out over the troll-swarm, and start getting into arguments with the trolls, thereby directing their own readers toward these pests who might otherwise be easily ignored.
Well, what to do? Unlike his troll fanboys, Alex has a publicly available e-mail address and some prospect of an actual career, so I felt it might be helpful to offer him some advice.
The first piece of advice I’d offer anyone like this is to leave me the hell alone, because if I decide to answer your insults, the answer is likely to be memorable enough to deserve publication (OBLIGATORY STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING): Read more
VA: Tim Kaine Posing As Mainstream Is Most Humorous
Posted on | September 14, 2012 | 2 Comments
by Smitty
Credit where due: Timmy’s ads are effective in painting him as a moderate politician. To glance at them, you’d never know that in 2007 Kaine
“. . .became the first official outside of the State of Illinois to endorse U.S. Senator Barack Obama for President of the United States”.
Ambassador Stevens could not be reached for comment.
And then Kaine moved from the Governor’s mansion to DNC chair, where his accomplishments were so splendid, they replaced him with Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
More at VA Watchdog on the 2012 race, emphasis mine:
Allen, for his part, has used numerous ads highlighting Kaine’s term as chairman of the Democratic National Committee to tie him to President Barack Obama, hoping a tepid economic recovery will provide a distinctive choice in voters’ minds.
“It is obvious connection to make,” Skelley said. “However, it is interesting, because it is not like Kaine has been fleeing from the president. In fact, in a lot of ways Kaine has decided that being connected to the president may serve him better than not.”
Away from the attack ads, both campaigns have TV spots that carry a pro-business emphasis including promises to bring jobs to Virginia.
Allen has been out of political office for six years, but, Skelley said, voters’ familiarity with the candidates means attack ads are probably the weapon of choice in breaking that deadlock.
Well, yes: there are bazillions of square feet of office space in Northern Virginia waiting to be populated by federal bureaucrats who will spend all day talking about the delivery of health care.
We can expect that George Allen will be a stalwart supporter of the reforms Romney will bring, whereas Kaine can be expected to be a good little doggie and play along with whatever idiocy Dingius Maximus is excreting on a given day. If there is a town hall debate, I’d love to go there and ask Timmy: “Budgets, dude. Should we have one? Because your party really puts the ‘s’ in ‘suck’ where budgets are concerned.”
George Allen for Senate
Because Democrats deserve to lose even where running unopposed.