In Which @SissyWillis And I Work On “The Ballad Of Nancy Pelosi”
Posted on | July 11, 2012 | Comments Off on In Which @SissyWillis And I Work On “The Ballad Of Nancy Pelosi”
by Smitty
Sometimes Twitter just. . .happens, as we see in this stream of mutual consciousness:
@SissyWillis Whereas a botox-addled girl is like a melon. @politico
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 12, 2012
@SissyWillis “When you are serious, when you are serious, pass the bill, for the answers you seek. . .”
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 12, 2012
@SissyWillis “. . .those pseudo-grass roots, astro-turfin’ Tea Parties that you so love to do. . .”
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 12, 2012
@smitty_one_each When we’re out together tweet to tweet youtu.be/DyfqW6td-yA
— Sissy Willis (@SissyWillis) July 12, 2012
@SissyWillis Whoops! Thought we were doing “The Ballad of Nancy Pelosi” youtube.com/watch?v=GPbqQO…
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 12, 2012
Because Nancy is the first thing that comes to mind when I hear:
Blackened pride
Still burns inside
This shell of
Bloody treason
I Can AZ CheezburgerRehab?
Posted on | July 11, 2012 | 10 Comments
by Smitty
Via Gateway Pundit I am required to somehow feel sympathy for Jesse Jackson, Jr. Reading the Gospels, my personal reference point (Jesus) seemed to sort people into two groups:
- the hoi poloi, upon whom He poured endless compassion, and
- those who set themselves up in leadership positions, who were frequently on the receiving end of sentences beginning with “Woe unto you. . .”
Or maybe it’s my military experience. The further up the food chain you go, the less tolerance there is for screwing up. You live the example, or you get scuttled. Looking for sympathy? In the dictionary, between s**t and syphilis.
And maybe there is just a little angst in general, against not “the 1%”, (that ambiguous group of rich people at which #OccupyResoluteDesk thinks Americans should salivate when he rings his little class warfare bell) but rather this self-appointed quasi-aristocracy that thinks Americans are too stupid to merit the blessings of liberty which the Founders fought so hard to establish.
Jesse, bring forth therefore fruits meet for repentance, and I’ll cheerfully walk back my thoroughly negative opinion of your record. It would be a pleasure to see a public figure overcome the cranial rectalitis epidemic besetting our political class, and not be a waste of atmosphere. Oh, and tell your blowhard father it’s time to retire and quit stinkin’ up the joint with the race baiting.
Update: linked at American Glob.
Mitt Romney: Scrappy Underdog?
Posted on | July 11, 2012 | 51 Comments
Today I watched Mitt Romney’s speech to the NAACP convention and was impressed that he did not pander.
Yes, portions of his speech were aimed specifically at his audience — Romney talked a lot about education reform as a means of promoting opportunity — but for the most part, Mitt gave his standard Republican stump speech, saying the same things to the NAACP I’d heard him say to crowds in Iowa, New Hampshire, Florida and other stops along the GOP primary campaign trail.
Mitt slammed ObamaCare and was willing to risk being booed for it, and in general displayed an admirable firmness of conviction.
Will this win Mitt many black votes in November? Probably not, but it will help inspire support for a candidate who seems sincere, whose message is consistent and who is unafraid to speak up unapologetically for core Republican principles even when speaking to a hostile audience.
UPDATE: Drew M. at AOSHQ was peeved at the MSM’s distorted reporting about the speech, whereas my optimistic appraisal was based on having watched the speech itself . . . on MSNBC, of all places.
Worlds Youngest Blogger Reacts To Whatever The President Just Said
Posted on | July 11, 2012 | 8 Comments
Confirmed: ‘Occupy’ Movement Is a Wretched Hive of Villainous Scum
Posted on | July 11, 2012 | 69 Comments
“Jew-haters, commies, psychotics, rapists — the Occupy movement is like a roach-motel for scum.”
— Robert Stacy McCain, Nov. 25, 2011
One of the things you learn if you study crime long enough is that criminality tends to be a general trait. Criminals do not limit themselves to specialties. The car thief is often also a small-time dope dealer, and the dope-dealing car thief doesn’t have much compunction about committing the occasional rape or aggravated assault.
This is part of the reason the “broken windows” approach to law enforcement works: When police start paying attention to seemingly minor infractions of the law, the people they bring under scrutiny necessarily include a certain number of career criminals. Pull over a car for failing to signal a left turn, run the driver’s ID through the computer system and — surprise! — he’s got a warrant for a probation violation. Search his car, find a dime bag of dope or a pistol, and it’s back to prison for the habitual offender.
Crime tends to cluster. It’s a pattern, rooted in an attitude, a worldview, a belief system involving a selfish disrespect for the social order.
What happens, then, when a political movement arises which celebrates the anti-social attitudes commonly held by criminals? Naturally, such a movement becomes a magnet for punks, hoodlums and thugs, and the crime wave associated with the “Occupy” protests wasn’t surprising. All of which is preamble to today’s not-so-shocking news:
Officials have linked forensic evidence from the 2004 murder scene of a 21-year-old Juilliard student to the scene of a recent Occupy Wall Street subway protest, NBC 4 New York has learned.
DNA evidence from the scene of Sarah Fox’s murder in Inwood Hill Park eight years ago has been connected to DNA from a chain left in a subway station by Occupy protesters in March, NBC 4 New York first reported Tuesday.
Fox was found nude and strangled in the park in May 2004, days after she disappeared during a daytime jog. Investigators recovered her pink CD player in the woods just yards from her body.
Sources said Tuesday the DNA found on the CD player matches DNA found on a chain left by Occupy Wall Street protesters at the Beverly Road subway station in East Flatbush on March 28, 2012.
Via Memeorandum, which also has the New York Times version of the story. It should be emphasized that this DNA match doesn’t necessarily solve the crime. Police say it is possible that the DNA on Sarah Fox’s CD player was from one of her friends, and not from her killer.
However, if this DNA found at the scene of an Occupy protest does belong to Fox’s killer, it is hardly “a bizarre turn” in the case.
The Occupy movement is organized on the principle of lawless hostility to private property. And you know what they call lawless people who are hostile to private property? Criminals.
UPDATE: Thanks to the commenter who points out that the post title is a near-miss of a line in Star Wars by Obi-Wan Kenobi, who describes the space-port town of Mos Eisley as a “wretched hive of scum and villainy.” The implied comparison to the patrons of the Mos Eisley Cantina is probably too flattering to the Occupy scum who attempted to storm the AFP Summit in D.C. last fall.
Federal Bureaucracy: Doomsday Machine
Posted on | July 11, 2012 | 25 Comments
by Smitty
Echoing VodkaPundit’s rejection of Star Wars (I have never esteemed it above mildly entertaining space opera, myself) we’re going reaching back to Denny Crane’s old show for a metaphor to mock Politico’s risible title: “Southern governors secede from Medicaid”
Wow, what an absurd headline. Really shameful. politi.co/OYZXzs
— Lachlan Markay (@LachlanMarkay) July 11, 2012
Darn right, Lachlan. Progressives behave as if the collapse of these United States into a single uber-State (destined for UN assimilation) is some foregone conclusion. As though every single velvet handcuff entitlement program is irrevocable. As though liberty has to be devoured by a doomsday machine.
Politico:
Govs. Rick Perry in Texas and Rick Scott in Florida have both said they won’t expand Medicaid to more of the working poor in their states — rejecting a central part of the law designed to cover 15 million more Americans.
. . .
The reluctance of other GOP governors suggests they’re not at all sure that rejecting a big infusion of Medicaid cash makes for good policy or good politics. In fact, they’re trying to recast the problem as one that Obama must solve.
If you were so crazy as to take a common sense look at economics, you might naively think that economic effort of citizens bubbles up through states funds the federal government.
Progressives basically admit that the system is broken, and all runs backwards. We don’t budget at all, and haven’t had a balanced budget in recent memory.
Thus, ‘Zimbabwe’ Ben Bernanke is pulling money out the nether end of the Doomsday Machine, creating suction to draw in the states. It is a shameful, dishonest, un-American process. That tarted-up Star Trek image pretty well sums not only this idiotic health care debate, but the November election in general.
Stop the Bureaucratic Doomsday Machine!
Demand liberty!
Update: linked by Daily Pundit. Thanks!
LIVE AT FIVE: 07.11.12
Posted on | July 11, 2012 | 2 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
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Egyptian Constitutional Court Suspends Presidential Decree Reconvening Parliament
President asserts decree doesn’t conflict with Court’s ruling, only with SCAF order to dismiss
POLITICS
House GOP Readies For Vote On Obamacare Repeal
Repeal measure certain to die in Senate, some House Democrats will support it anyway
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Obama Orders Offer Of Federal Health Insurance For Seasonal Firefighters
Holder Vows Aggressive Challenge To Voter ID Laws, Requires ID For Admission To Speech
Jackson Owes Voters Details On Health Problems, Gutierrez Says
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THE ECONOMY, STUPID
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AT&T Drops Fight Over Million-Dollar Phone Bill
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Apple Explains Why It Yanked Devices From Enviro Registry
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SPORTS
National League All-Stars Rout American Leaguers 8-0 For Third Consecutive Win
Verlander lit up for five runs, Harrison coughs up another three while NL pitchers combine for shutout
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Armstrong’s Team Staff Gets Life Ban
Lou Williams, Hawks Agree On Multi-year Contract
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Warriors Trade Wright To Sixers
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FOREIGNERS
Egyptian Lawmakers Defy Ban As Heat Rises
Syrian Rebels Dubious About UN Peace Plan
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Liberals Holding On To Early Lead In Libyan Elections
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House Of Lords Reform Halted After Massive Tory Rebellion In Commons
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BLOGS & STUFF
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Cafe Hayek: Open Letter To Senator Durbin
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Separated At Birth: Beckel Boy / Tommy Boy Edition
Posted on | July 10, 2012 | 8 Comments
by Smitty
Oh, the vagaries of fate! How the one can grow up with at least a modicum of Falstaffian humor, whereas the other couldn’t crack a joke if it was written on an eggshell and he sat on it.
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Take a look, courtesy of AmericanInfidel on Twitter, at Beckel Boy trying to say something, anything(!) in response to Allen West:
Watch through until the end, when they juxtapose Beckel Boy a la Randee of the Redwoods with LtCol West in military attire.
I’ll tell you what: there’s more intelligence in that headband that I’ve got on than the guy on the right.
See, Beckel Boy, when you want to play to the audience’s sympathy for the fat man character in the face of being overmatched by someone clearly your superior in every way, you need to cleave more closely to your brother Tommy Boy:
In any case, Beckel Boy, you aren’t fit to gainsay Allen West in the slightest, so lay by your dish in silence.
Update: linked at The Daley Gator.
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