Our Double-Secret Strategy To Ensure GOP Triumph

by Smitty

While I haven’t been as deep in the tank for any candidate as the marquee name on this blog, I have been consistent in my disdain for Ol’ Willard Mitt. In that spirit, I dared say on Twitter:

This earned me a stern note from Michael Zak, whose book Back to Basics for the Republican Party, is somewhere in my to-read stack:

This invites the question: should we just form up and join the March for Mittens? Why, no: no, we should not. Look folks, the American spirit wasn’t crushed when the Japanese nuked the Alamo, and we’re just not going to roll over for a conservative show-horse, even if he could take a Canadian beauty contest. Continue reading Our Double-Secret Strategy To Ensure GOP Triumph →

LIVE AT FIVE – 04.11.12

— compiled by Wombat-socho


TOP NEWS
Norks Fuel Rocket As ROK Goes To Polls

Norks to launch despite warnings from...well, pretty much everybody

Meanwhile in Seoul, President’s party expected to lose parliamentary majority


Annan Says Syria Promises To Respect Ceasefire
Also, will respect us in the morning

Officials: Zimbabwe’s Mugabe “Well, On Holiday”
Angry denials that leader is mortally ill



POLITICS
SecState Embraces “Texts From Hillary” Parody

HRC at work behind the scenes...

Meets Tumblr creators Lambe and Smith at State Department

Lambda Legal Fund Sues Nevada To Impose Gay Marriage

Feds Claim Christie Overstated Costs On ARC Project Before Killing It

Obama Raises $1.75 Million In Florida

Ryan: I Haven’t Discussed Being VP Candidate With Romney

George Clooney To Host $6 Million Fundraiser For Obama

Gingrich’s Utah Filing Fee Check Bounces

Pawlenty Closes Book On Campaign Debt

King Mum On Who He’d Caucus With If Elected To Senate



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Oil Traders Defy Saudis, Bet On Rising Prices
NYMEX Crude Hovers above $101 After US Supply Jump Indicates Continued Weak Demand
Wall Street Drop Is Worst Of 2012
Small Business Owners’ Confidence Drops In March
AT&T To Sell Yellow Pages Stake To Private Equity Firm
Best Buy CEO Resigns Amid Probe Of Personal Conduct
Rajoy Says Spain’s Future At Stake As Regions Mull Returning Powers To Madrid
Fannie, Freddie Mull Mortgage Write-Downs
US Grains Futures Down On USDA Data
Nokia Credit To Lumia Customers For Data Fault Makes Phone Free
HP’s Open Stack Bids To Deliver What Amazon Won’t
Death Watch: Microsoft To Kill WinXP In 2014
Wavii Aims To Transform News Delivery With Social Data
YouTube Adds PPV To Live Streaming
Toshiba’s 13″ Excite: Does The World Need A Tablet This Large?



SPORTS
Bobby Petrino Fired At Arkansas After Four Seasons

Former Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino

Arkansas AD Jeff Long rips coach for adultery, lying and other screwups

Guillen Reopens Old Wounds With Praise For Castro

Rose Out, But Bulls Top Knicks Anyway 98-86

Surging Boston Burns Out The Heat, 115-107

Orioles Blow Lead, Game, Fall To Yankees In 12 Innings

Parcells Not Interested In Coaching Saints

Edmonton Oilers, Doormat Of NHL, Score #1 Draft Pick

Chipper Returns With Homer As Braves Beat Astros 6-4

NHL Fans Will See All Stanley Cup Games On Cable For First Time

Detwiler Posts Five Shutout Innings As Nats Break Mets’ Win Streak With 6-2 Victory



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Ricki Lake Elopes

Ricki Lake

Ties knot with fiance Christian Evans in secret SoCal ceremony

Tony Romo And Candice Crawford Welcome Son Hawkins

Adam Levine Blindsided By Breakup With Anna V

What Does Jennifer Love Hewitt Put Behind Her Ears To Attract Men?

Seal Files Response To Heidi’s Divorce Papers, Seeks Joint Custody

Rooney Mara Magically Grows Longer Locks


Amanda Bynes “Has Been  A Little Lost” In Recent Years

Chevy Chase Attacks Own Show, Calls “Community” “A Fscking Mediocre Sitcom”

Madonna’s “MDNA” Suffers Biggest Album Drop Of All Time



FOREIGNERS
CCP Purges Bo Xilai From Politburo, Central Committee; Wife Detained In Murder Investigation

Annan Seeks Iranian Help As Syrian Cease-Fire Deadline Looms
Zimbabwe In Dire Need As Mugabe Drama Dominates News
Philippines Summon PRC Ambassador In Scarborough Shoal Standoff
Everybody Panics As Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood Flexes Muscles
Sudan Government Vows Response After Surprise Loss Of Oil-Rich Town To SPLA
Israel Prepares For Possible Disruptions At Airport
Abu Hamza’s Extradition To US Approved By EU Court
ROK Election Results To Depend On Voter Turnout
Turkish PM Erdogan Slams Assad For “Killing Dozens Every Day”



BLOGS & STUFF
Bryan Preston: Gawker Hires “Fox Mole”, Who Misses Point Of His Own Tale
Protein Wisdom: BREAKING – Santorum To Drop Out
Tim Blair: We Are Tremendous
NRO Corner: Obamacare And The Deficit
Rush Limbaugh: Is Anyone Really Shocked That Obamacare Costs More Than They Told Us?
Power Line: America’s Debt Bomb – Worse Than Europe’s
Weasel Zippers: Poll Finds Obamacare Increasingly Unpopular – Among Democrats
Weekly Standard: Democratic Aide Says A Dozen Dem Senators Interested In Ryan-Wyden Medicare Reform
Jeffrey Lord: Huckabee Show Opens With Staged Caller
Gateway Pundit: Cardinal Burke Declares Cooperation With Obamacare HHS Mandate Is Sin
AmSpecBlog: Beyond John Derbyshire
American Thinker: Hybrids – Once Was Enough For Most

‘Most Beautiful Woman in Canada’ Is …

. . . kind of like “conservative Republican from Massaschusetts.”

 

Jenna Talackova is accepted as a woman for the same reason some accept Mitt Romney as a conservative: Because Donald Trump said so!

The similarities don’t end there: Jenna also used to have a “flip-flopper” problem. Now she’s got an “enthusiasm gap.”

Some women don’t accept Mitt as authentic. I’m sure Jenna can relate.

 

MITT ROMNEY for PRESIDENT
Let’s Support Our Trans-Conservative Nominee!

Most Evil Human Being In Known Universe Speaks, Sounds Semi-Sensible

by Smitty

Bush hasn’t got a lot to say here, other than ‘grow the economy’, and ‘buy the new book’. #OccupyResoluteDesk ought to be thankful that W doesn’t come off the top rope with a vicious rhetorical body blow; but that’s just not W’s style.

I guess I could muster more nostalgia for Bush if, as seen in this clip, he didn’t tacitly accept Entitlements as a given. It’s as though Bush is saying “Hey, lung cancer, I know you’re tissue, too. Just misunderstood. And if we breath a little harder on the good lung, we can make up for the way you’re sucking our vitality down the drain.”

No, W: I realize you gave Social Security reform the collage try in your second term, but history is going to judge you for not making a stronger case. Granted, the electorate threw you under the bus in 2006. I just wish you’d been less of a Progressive, and made a stronger conservative argument.

If you’ll forgive me the crassness of explaining myself, the title is a send-up of the Lefty hyperbole surrounding W., not a personal judgement of the fellow as really being that evil.

via The Blaze

Update: linked at POH Diaries.

Dean Clancy At FreedomWorks Didn’t Get The Memo

by Smitty

And so here is Clancy, nattering on, in defiance of the Received Wisdom that the GOP has no ideas of how to improve health care in the United States. He even blasphemes the Holy Tax Code:

The Republicans do have a bunch of ideas for fixing what ails our health care system. I’ll just mention a few of them here. For example:

  • Reform state medical malpractice laws.
  • Incentivize hospitals and doctors to publish their prices, to promote comparison shopping.
  • Let people purchase insurance across state lines.
  • Let small businesses band together to obtain insurance for their workers at group rates.
  • Expand Health Savings Accounts and flex benefits.
  • Ease federal mandates that contribute to emergency-room over-crowding.
  • Block-grant the Medicaid program back to the states.

Here’s my personal favorite:

  • Let seniors join their Member of Congress’s health plan.

Those are just some of the ideas that various Republicans have proposed. And they’re by and large pretty good, common-sense ideas. I think they’d reduce costs without costly mandates, without a big new bureaucracy, without a 2,801-page bill that “they have to pass so we can find out what’s in it.” Oh, and by the way, with all of these ideas, you would actually get to “keep your coverage if you like it,” unlike under the president’s plan. Anyway, that’s all great.

But the one problem that I haven’t mentioned the Republicans dealing with — and it’s very important — is pre-existing conditions. You probably know what that is. It’s the most important problem in health care. If you fix the problem of pre-existing medical conditions, I think you fix the health care issue, as a general matter.

What is that, exactly? It’s the problem you face when, let’s say you have diabetes and you’re unemployed or you lose your job — you have no health insurance. So you go to buy coverage online or out of the yellow pages, and they want to charge you an arm and a leg because of your health status, because of your preexisting condition. That’s a problem for a lot of people, maybe 2 to 4 million people in this country, so not a huge percentage of us, but for each one of those people it’s a big deal.

And guess what? That problem can be addressed. It’s mainly caused by government policy. My line is whenever someone tells you that there’s a “market failure,” look closer: it’s a government failure. There’s some government policy causing the problem. And that’s definitely the case here. The problem with pre-existing conditions is primarily caused by the United States tax code. That’s right, it’s the tax code. And how does that happen? Well, basically the government doesn’t create a level playing field for health care versus health insurance, for health insurance obtained at the workplace versus health insurance obtained out of the yellow pages, for health insurance that has a low deductible versus health insurance with a high deductible. By the way, a deductible just means the amount that you pay out of pocket before the insurance kicks in. All of those distortions are caused by the way we treat health benefits in our tax code.

Read the whole contra-Narrative mess, and remember to savor the Ultimate Truthiness: the GOP has no reform ideas.

It’s either ObamaCare, or under the bus for every manjack among you.

Update: linked by The Lonely Conservative.

Update II: linked at Daley Gator.

SANTORUM DROPS OUT

UPDATE 6 p.m. ET: In a post at Rachel Maddow’s blog (!) lefty Steve Benen says, “Santorum has done something I honestly didn’t think was possible,” going on to list the miraculous successes of Santorum’s low-budget underdog operation. Beyond the credit due to the candidate and his family — his wife and kids were, at one point, nearly the only people working full-time for his campaign — much of the credit goes to the scores and hundreds of dedicated volunteers whom I mention below.

Also: Because he went so long without any significant media recognition, Santorum was always the most accessible of the candidates and was willing to answer almost any questions. That got him in trouble a few times, and drove his staff and consultants nuts, but the folks in the press corps — including liberals who totally disagreed with Santorum on the issues — appreciated the honesty and openness of his campaign.

UPDATE 4:50 p.m. ET: Video of Santorum’s speech today:

UPDATE 4:40 p.m. ET: A volunteer just started the “Rick 2016” Facebook page.

UPDATE 4:20 p.m. ET: In a message on the Team Santorum Facebook page, the campaign’s grassroots coordinator Shelley Ahlersmeyer links Rick and Karen Santorum’s note of thanks to their supporters.

The story of Santorum’s grassroots army has been seldom mentioned in the media, even in my own coverage of the campaign. Some people were mystified by how Santorum kept winning — from Colorado to Louisiana — and so often out-performing the polls.

Shelley Ahlersmeyer had run grassroots outreach for Mike Huckabee’s 2008 campaign, and when she joined Team Santorum, it was a big gain for his campaign that didn’t get nearly as much attention as it deserved at the time. Ahlersmeyer brought with her not only her experience, skill and energy, but also extensive connections with Huckabee’s volunteers from four years ago.

So: How did Santorum win, for example, Tennessee, Mississippi and Alabama, states that had seemed likely to go for Newt Gingrich? How did Santorum stay competitive in Michigan and Ohio, despite being massively outspent by Romney?

Three words: “Phone from home.”

A comparative handful of fired-up, dedicated volunteers — mostly moms and grandmothers — each made many thousands of phone calls to Republican primary voters in those states. Exactly how many people participated in Santorum’s phone-from-home program, I don’t yet know, but there were a hard-core handful who have spent practically every day for the past four months calling up total strangers and asking them to vote for Rick Santorum.

God bless ’em, they pulled off a miracle or two — Rick’s campaign manager, Mike Biundo, told me that the top campaign staff didn’t think they could win Mississippi until they saw the votes come in — and those volunteers deserve far more credit than they got.

Linked by The Lonely Conservative, Republican Redefined and Bob Belvedere at the Camp of the Saints — thanks!

UPDATE 3:50 p.m. ET: Michelle Malkin came through with a crucial endorsement of Rick Santorum on Jan. 31 — the day of the Florida primary — and says of his scrappy underdog campaign:

Rick Santorum fought hard, he fought well, and he gave voice to a large contingent of grass-roots conservative activists across the country who wanted a candidate who lived the values he preached. He held Mitt Romney’s feet to the fire on health care, challenged Newt Gingrich’s green flirtations and past support for the individual mandate, and took on Ron Paul’s foreign policy extremism. His presence improved everyone else’s game — and that will serve the GOP ticket well this fall, whoever ends up on it.

Let’s not talk about that yet, huh? By the way, Michelle Malkin is hereby formally invited to “DoomCon 2012,” which I hope to convene in Tampa the day before the RINO coronation Republican convention in August. The general theme will be, “How screwed are we?”

UPDATE 3:55 p.m. ET: I hope Jeff Goldstein can make it to Tampa, too.

UPDATE 3:40 p.m. ET: Chris Moody, my young friend who was covering his first presidential campaign this year, reminds us how it was:

In the final days before the first Republican caucuses in Iowa — a contest on which Santorum rested his entire strategy — it appeared that his campaign would be laid to rest in the state where it was born. Iowa Republicans did not turn their eyes to the man who had spent more time in their state than any other candidate until the very end, but they ultimately awarded him with a surprise, hair’s-breadth victory — not formally confirmed until weeks after the vote–that helped keep his fledgling campaign afloat into the spring.
The first public whispers of his impending rise came with a CNN poll released three days after Christmas that showed Santorum in third place among likely Iowa caucus-goers, higher than he had ever been before in a public opinion survey.

Oh, that wasn’t first whisper, Chris: Have you already forgottten the Dec. 1 earthquake in Vanuatu? And I was calling it the “Santorum Surge” for weeks before that CNN poll confirmed my insight. Just the other day, I recounted some of those headlines.

UPDATE 3:05 p.m. ET: Video report from Associated Press:

Donald Douglas at American Power:

Santorum’s campaign represented the great hope of “full-spectrum conservatives” in 2012, and his exit will leave a mark on the general election campaign, as social issues and working class concerns will continue to resonate with the electorate into the fall.

I’d been planning to travel tp Pennsylvania next week to cover the campaign leading up to the April 24 primary. Now? To look on the bright side, I can begin planning for “DoomCon 2012.”

*** PREVIOUSLY (2:36 p.m. ET) ***

The news broke online while I was sending an e-mail, and I just watched Santorum’s speech on TV.

UPDATE: You know what’s gonna hurt? Telling my son Jefferson.

UPDATE II: Lisa Graas must be heartbroken.

UPDATE III: Chris Stirewalt and his fellow Romneyites on Fox News are talking about how Mitt will win now. We won’t forget their glee.

UPDATE IV: More of the news I missed at The Hill. As one commenter said, “We’ll always have Iowa.” And New Hampshire, South Carolina, Florida, Michigan, Ohio and Louisiana, to name some of the places I encountered Santorum on his long, wild campaign trail.