In Praise Of Maxine Waters

by Smitty

There seems to be some dismay at good ol’ Maxine over her hyper-pragmatic, realpolitik view of the #Occupy movement:

When asked to comment Wednesday about the deaths and crimes that have occurred around Occupy protests being held across the country, Rep. Maxine Waters said “that’s life and it happens.”

Now, I call that a refreshing burst of pure honesty.

We have truly soulless politicians by the bushel on Capitol Hill; ones who swap masks like thespians in some ancient Greek play that is tragedy one moment, comedy the next. Is it not refreshing to have a politician drop the mask, and say it like it is? To paraphrase, “You could stuff me full of chittum bark, and I still wouldn’t give a chit.” You call that soullessness, I call it telling it like it is.

Now, kn@ppster may calibrate me on the point, but I daresay that Maxine has a proper, Constitutional outlook on display here. The federal government is in no way chartered to care fig #1 about individuals as such. By this I mean that the “general welfare” is not the “Smitty welfare”. My heart will one day beat its last. “That’s life and it happens,” to quote Maxine of Headroom. As inevitable as taxes, this demise.

And yet, our government has made a mostly failing business this last century out of mis-interpreting this “general welfare” clause into an occasion for chronic wealth distribution. Note the word chronic. I am by no means arguing against equipping an outfit like a FEMA to handle acute issues that happen at low frequency to non-specific clumps of folks.

You go, Maxine. This #Occupy comment marks what I sincerely hope is a Road to Damascus moment. I’m Syria-s. Say hello to Bashar al-Assad when you arrive. It’s OK if you stay.

Update: linked at WyBlog.

LIVE AT FIVE – 11.17.11

— compiled by Wombat-socho


TOP NEWS
Arab League Ratchets Up The Pressure On Assad

Foreign ministers from Turkey, Morocco and Qatar (L to R) meet in Rabat

Arab League moves closer to imposing sanctions

Decamping To An Office On Wall Street
Away from the chaos of Zuccotti Park, #OWS leaders make their plans





Suspect Arrested In White House Shooting
Idahoan with mental problems arrested in Pennsylvania



POLITICS
Democrats, GOP Remain Far Apart On Budget Deal

Rep, Chris Van Hollen (D-Md) arrives for supercommittee meeting

Van Hollen, Hensarling trade jabs; committee unable to compromise on taxes or spending

Google Argues Against Controversial Online Piracy Act

Massachusetts Close To Passing Transgender Rights Law

Proof Of Citizenship Required For Rick Perry Campaign Event

House GOP Poised To Grill Energy Secretary Chu At Solyndra Hearing

Occupy SF Protesters Storm Bank Of America

House Passes Right-To-Carry Measure



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Pipeline Reversal Aims To Ease Glut, Boost Gulf Access
Oil Drops From Five-Month High After Rising Over $100
Netflix Subscribers Offered Part Of $27.5 Million Settlement
Stocks Swoon On Eurozone Fears
EPA Says Improved Gas Mileage Will Mean Pricier Cars
Why Wall Street’s Layoffs Are More Serious Than You Think
Delphi Raises $530 Million In IPO< Pricing At Low End Of Range
Electrolux Shuts Plants In Europe, North America Amid Sucky Demand
Google Launches Music Service
Nokia Happy With Early Response To Lumia 800
Sony Weighs Internet Assault On Cable TV



SPORTS
Kirk Gibson Named NL Manager Of The Year, Maddon Takes AL Honors

Kirk Gibson: No experience necessary?

La Russa denied award as going away present.

Price Has Shutout, Assist In Canadiens’ 4-0 Win

MLB Owners Expected To Approve New Astros Owner

Kyle Busch Looking Forward To Homestead Finale

Cuttino Mobley Sues NY Knicks For Discrimination

Mets To Channel Sixties On Their 50th Anniversary

McGwire, Duncan Stay With Cardinals Under Metheny

Nationals’ Cole Kimball Claimed Off Waivers By Blue Jays



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Kate Middleton Is Expecting

The Duchess of Cambridge

Six weeks along

Bieber Paternity Action Not Over Yet

People Magazine Names Bradley Cooper Sexiest Man Alive



Kim Zolciak Gets Her Own Spin-off Show On Bravo

Ricky Gervais Back To Host Golden Globes

Ruben Studdard Files For Divorce

Ashton & Demi Working On Marriage At Bruce’s Vacation Home



FOREIGNERS
Mario Monti Sworn In As Italian PM
PRC, Russia Resist Iran Sanctions
SecState Clinton Vows US Support For Philippines
Arroyo Pauses Attempts To Leave Philippines For Medical Treatment
Greek Protesters To March As Warning To PM Papademos
Protesters Storm Kuwait Assembly After Clashing With Police
Loya Jirga Opens In Kabul
Benetton Trolling Its Customers Again
Kenya, Somalia, Uganda Presidents: “Historic” Chance To Defeat Jihadis, Stabilize Somalia



BLOGS & STUFF
Weasel Zippers: Police Say White House Shooter Likely Member Of Occupy DC
WyBlog: More Proof That High Taxes Chase Rich People Away
Ed Morrissey: Obama’s Stunning Silence On GSE Bonuses
Lonely Conservative: National Debt Tops $15 Trillion, Still No Supercommittee Deal
David Weigel: Supercommittee Republicans Get Ready To Fail
Don Surber: Poll – Tea Party 43%, Occupy 37%
Volokh Conspiracy: Another Obamacare Glitch
Gateway Pundit: Occupy Chicago Security Guard Arrested On Child Porn Charges
Big Government: Robert Kennedy Jr.’s “Green” Company Scored $1.4 Billion Taxpayer Bailout
Atlas Shrugs: Obama Endorsed #OWS – Disgusting Park Cleanup
Allahpundit: OWS To Hold “Day Of Action” Thursday – What Could Go Wrong? Also, Maxine Waters Says “That’s Life” About Crime At Occupy Camps
James Pethokoukis: Europe Is A Dagger Pointed At Obama’s Reelection


SOTD: Exactly What You Wanted

An Advice Columnist Who Obviously Never Knew Me Back in the Day

“Another flaw in the [friends with benefits] scenario is that the older generations haven’t learned how to have casual sex. For people in their 40’s and older, the standard for relationships has been monogamous marriage. While that may not be the right thing for everyone to do, it’s what we’ve been taught. So when a person wants to try something different, they’re navigating uncharted territory.”
— Johanna Lyman

This startling assertion was enough to get a reaction from Professor Glenn Reynolds, who is about the same age as me and who, I guess, was doing more than studying law all the time back in the day. My temptation to start telling stories about the 1970s and ’80s is tempered by the suspicion that Ms. Lyman would never believe half of it.

However, it never occurred to me that “how to have casual sex” was some sort of arcane skill that had to be learned, as if practicioners thereof were teachers instructing novices in the grand mystery. 

We were just young and restless and bored. Livin’ by the sword . . .

UPDATE: Welcome, Instapundit readers!

UPDATE II: Linked by Moe Lane and Bill Quick — both of whom are probably old enough to remember when “friends with benefits” was known simply as fornication.


‘After The Baby, My Wife And I Have Been In Sweatpants Purgatory’

by Smitty

Boy, did I get beat with the Life Imitates Art stick. Standing there next to the telly, holding the World’s Youngest Blogger, when Up All Night comes on.
The two fellas are down at the playground, discussing how their sex lives are going. Will Forte, on the right, delivers the utterly devastating post title line. I will leave to your imagination what I happened to be wearing at the moment.

For his part though, Tim Pawlenty took it as gracefully as an Iowa straw poll. Glad his acting career picked up after dropping out of the Presidential race.

Three and a half months is not too young to start explaining these brutal facts of life to the World’s Youngest Blogger. He really likes standing at this young age. Life will beat him down: oh yes, it will.

How Bad Is Newt Gingrich?

Bad enough that Ann Coulter would rather have Mitt Romney win:

So now, apparently, we have to go through the cycle of the media pushing Newt Gingrich. This is going to be fantastic.
In addition to having an affair in the middle of Clinton’s impeachment; apologizing to Jesse Jackson on behalf of J.C. Watts — one of two black Republicans then in Congress –- for having criticized “poverty pimps,” and then inviting Jackson to a State of the Union address; cutting a global warming commercial with Nancy Pelosi; supporting George Soros’ candidate Dede Scozzafava in a congressional special election; appearing in public with the Rev. Al Sharpton to promote nonspecific education reform; and calling Paul Ryan’s plan to save Social Security “right-wing social engineering,” we found out this week that Gingrich was a recipient of Freddie Mac political money. . . .

Read the whole thing. Unlike Chairman Ann, I have not yet conceded Romney’s inevitability, although I have previously stated that if we wake up on the morning of Feb. 1 — after the Florida primary — to find ourselves faced with a choice between Mitt and Newt, I’ll endorse Mitt.

There is, however, yet hope that we can avoid such a dire predicament: Either Herman Cain will pull a miraculous recovery or, if that doesn’t work out, Rick Santorum will finally get his shot.

I realize that some of my friends are saying “Slim just left town,” but the one certain thing is that Republicans will never nominate Gingrich, no matter what the polls say today.

They may be the Stupid Party, but let’s hope they’re not that stupid.

PREVIOUSLY:

So … How Was Your Day?

Mrs. Other McCain locked her keys in the car. It’s raining.

You should hit the tip jar. Not like that’s going to get the keys out of the car (or stop the rain) but it will help cheer up my wife. Meanwhile, in other major breaking news developments . . .

In case you’ve forgotten, the whole point of this headline roundup was to encourage you to hit the freaking tip jar.

Because my wife locked her keys in the car.

Which is my fault.

Because everything is always my fault.





‘It Was a Pause! … Good Grief!’

So said Herman Cain to a media scrum Monday in Green Bay, Wisconsin, where a reporter for the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel got to go along for a ride on the campaign bus.

Back in August, Ellen Carmichael promised me a ride on the campaign bus in Iowa, but it never happened because they changed the schedule at the last minute and didn’t bother to tell me until it was too late.

That’s the kind of stuff that happens to bloggers once Tabitha Hale decides you aren’t  good enough for BlogCon.

Gollum Reid: ‘That Hobbit Norquist Stole My Preciousssss‘

by Smitty

Via the Puffington Host

He suggested Norquist’s lobbying on the issue is at least one reason why the 12-member super committee hasn’t been able to achieve its goal: trillions of dollars in debt reduction stemming from some combination of spending cuts and new revenues. Several Republicans are wrestling with the fact that they signed Norquist’s no-tax-hike pledge amid debt talks.
“It’s obvious that Grover Norquist has a lot of pull in the Republican caucus and I think that’s an understatement,” Reid said. “So far, I haven’t seen any indication that Republicans are willing to agree to this balanced approach.”
Asked what the public should take away from the state of talks, Reid said, “maybe they should impeach Grover Norquist.”
Norquist later tweeted a response to Reid: “Dear Harry Reid: have a nice day. Think nice thoughts. Calm. Breath slowly. Keep hand in own pocket.”

Just when you thought the Senate Majority Leader had reached beclownment saturation, here he is blaming a lobbyist, albeit a notable one, for Harry Reid’s own non-command of budgeting. The Super Committee is symptomatic of what a failure Harry Reid is as politician. Own it, Harry. It’s not Grover: it’s you.

via Memeorandum

Update: Jimmie at the Sundries Shack gives the point a more thoughtful treatment.