LIVE AT FIVE 09.07.11

— compiled by Wombat-socho


TOP NEWS
Obama To Announce $300 Billion Jobs Package

Months of bad economic news damage confidence in his economic ability

Money to be raised by budget cuts, according to “sources cited by CNN” as Obama seeks to mollify GOP budget hawks

Gunman Kills Five, Self In  IHOP Rampage
Dead include three National Guards


Texas Fire Toll Up To 1000 Homes
1200 firefighters battle blaze, many from out of state



POLITICS
California Supremes Side With Prop 8 Backers?

California Supreme Court justices, now including Goodwin Liu

Backers of gay marriage ban proposition may have standing to defend Prop 8 in court if state declines

Undeclared Warren Lags Scott Brown By 9 Points



Romney Lays Out “Believe In America” Plan; Would Create 11.5 Million Jobs

Big Sis Says Shoes-On Screening May Be Coming

John Edwards Seeks Dismissal Of Criminal Charges

Senate GOP Blocks Cordray’s Appointment To Consumer ProtectionBureau

Starbucks CEO Campaigns To End Washington Gridlock



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Yahoo Fires Carol Bartz Over The Phone; Former CEO Blindsided By Firing
Asia Stocks Rebound From Three-Day Drop As Aussie Dollar Rises And Gold Falls
White House Proposes Plan To Save Postal Service
Groupon IPO Plans In Flux
Treasury 10-Year Yields Rise As Stocks Advance
Chevron Strikes Oil In Deepwater Gulf Site
Crude Gains On Expected Storm-Induced Stockpile Drop
TechCrunch Can’t Live With Or Without You, Michael Arrington
Sprint Files Lawsuit To Block AT&T, T-Mobile Merger
Microsoft Flips “Kill Switch” On Hacked SSL Certificates With Windows Update
ROK Regulators Raid Google’s Seoul Offices
Dell To Make Baidu Smartphones For PRC Market
Judge Says Apple May Have To Show iPad Sales To Bar Samsung Tablets From Australia



SPORTS
Strasburg Comes Back Big, But So Do Dodgers In 7-3 Win

Stephen Strasburg returns to the major leagues

Nats’ bullpen fails to hold 3-0 lead

Jeff Gordon Holds On In Atlanta For 85th Win

16-Team College Conferences Come With Baggage

Jaguars Release QB Garrard

NBA, Players Union Set Meeting For Today

Reds Need 13 Innings To Beat Cubs

Red Sox Return To Form With 14-0 Thrashing Of Toronto



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
The Grotesque “Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills” Premiere

Taylor Armstrong

Suicide and a very awkward dinner

It’s Official: Eddie Murphy To Host 84th Annual Academy Awards

Four Actors Sign To Online “One Life To Live”, Lucci Turns Down Offer For Revived “All My Children”

“Expendables 2” Shoots For Encore As Schwarzenegger, Willis Join Stallone

Miley Cyrus Thanks Joan Jett For Never Apologizing

Soulja Boy Apologizes For Dissing The Troops

Carol Burnett Returns To “All My Children”

Lindsay Lohan Taking Shoplifting Classes; Community Service, Not So Much

Miss Colombia Called Out For Going Commando In Miss Universe Appearances



FOREIGNERS
Nine Killed, 47 Injured In Delhi Attack
Obama Calls On Libya’s Neighbors To Detain Fleeing Qaddafi Loyalists
Plan Would Keep Small Force In Iraq Past Deadline
Suicide Bombers Target Top Pakistani Security Official
Amid Tensions With Israel, Turkey Threatens Increased Naval Presence



BLOGS & STUFF
Michelle Malkin: How Obama Protects The Teamsters
Maggie’s Notebook: Surprise! Obama Popular In Texas
Weasel Zippers: Propaganda Minister Jay Carney Says Obama’s Ratings Are Tanking Because Of Washington
Bill McGurn: The President’s Speech Impediment
Victor Davis Hanson: Credibility On The Decline
Lonely Conservative: SanFran Wants Nudists To Use A Towel When They Sit
Verum Serum: Brad Friedman, Mother Jones, Alternet Falsely Claim Charles Koch Called Obama “Saddam Hussein”
JammieWearingFool: Illinois To Lay Off Thousands Of State Workers
Jonah Goldberg: Now That’s Grade-A Hack Work
Ed Driscoll: Guerrilla Warriors In The Mist
Bob Owens: Gunwalker Explodes Into The Heartland
AmSpecBlog: Stimulus No More
Via Media: In Defense Of Angela Merkel
Cafe Hayek: The Curious Task


SOTD: Career Of Evil

Raaaaacist Tea Parties: The Frankenstein Vampire Werewolf Zombie Argument

by Smitty

A post by Sooper Mexican, who is a jolly hoot on Twitter, BTW, makes an interesting point about raaaaacism.

As we get nearer the 2012 election, and the Obama administration gets more desperate, we’re going to see more of the racecard accusations against the GOP and the Tea Party in order to shore up the 81% support from African-Americans, which has fallen from 95%.

This serves a triple purpose – to pacify African-American anger at the fact that their unemployment is reaching crisis levels, to re-direct that anger from rightfully criticizing the failing policies of the Obama administration, and to falsely accuse the greatest enemy of the Left, the Tea Party.

Sooper’s post, to summarize, pokes a hole in the Left’s logic by noting that, while approval of the Tea Parties varies widely across the several states, the black/white unemployment ratio holds unexpectedly constant. That is, if Tea Party racism were prevalent, we might expect to see black unemployment higher in states where the Tea Party is popular.

I’d like to come at the point that the Left is full of hooey from a Veterans angle, if I may. The military both offers a reasonable cross-section of American society, and I can tell you from a personal experience since 1987, really doesn’t care AT ALL about your ethnicity. I mean that at the actual unit level. Go watch Restrepo. It’s folks from all over who are more concerned with not eating a Taliban bullet than fretting about whose great-grandfather did what to whom. That is the reality.

Also anecdotally, the percentage of Tea Partiers who are veterans is quite high. I’ll venture, without backup, that somewhere between a quarter and a half of people at Tea Party events have supported and defended the Constitution of the United against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

And yet, this Administration has officially viewed military veterans as right-wing extremists. This is essentially a code word for Nazis, since smearing conservatives with the fascist brush has been a long-term project of the Left. Lefties who object to that point are welcome to try to come up with counter-arguments.

Summarizing:

  1. The military is a representative sample of America, and raaaaacism is something that has been minimized.
  2. Veterans have actively been demonized by the Administration.
  3. The Tea Parties have a substantial military presence.
  4. The Tea Parties are being attacked as raaaaacist.
  5. It is strongly dissonant, and nearly contradictory, to assert that people who’ve devoted chunks of their lives (temporally and occasionally physically) defending liberty would suddenly condone or engage in raaaaacist activities.
  6. Conclusion: the Left is wrong, insulting, and dishonorable. Furthermore, this insult continues to be recycled, in the utter absence of factual basis.

There doesn’t seem to be a lot of hope for a change in the Left’s tone, either. Speaking only for myself, and not for the rest of the military, I’m at the point where I view these guys like flag burners. I’m protecting their Constitutional privelege to distort the truth mercilessly. They can say whatever they want here on Earth. They can recycle deceit endlessly, like cheap moster movie villains. One day, in the fulness of time, they will meet the Almighty.

In the Future, Everyone Will Be a GOP Political Strategist for 15 Minutes

That Warhol-esque prophecy is inspired by Meredith Jessup’s post about Sarah Palin yesterday at The Blaze:

There’s no doubt that Palin has become a political rock star/powerhouse, but conservatives recognize that the best place for her to make a difference is using her voice as an advocate, not a politician.

This is where I play the “I’ve got ties older than you, kid” card against Jessup, who was still pooping in Pampers when I began my journalism career in 1986. What is it with these know-it-all kids nowadays, huh?

Nothing against Jessup personally, you understand, but rather to reiterate my long-held view that it is a major symptom of the decline of Western Civilization when 20-somethings consider themselves qualified to lecture their elders on How It Ought to Be.

Perhaps others are less sensible of the insulting disrespect involved in being lectured in this manner by callow youth. Perhaps there are some conservatives who are amused by the impudent precocity whereby a kid four years out of college (yeah, I checked) presumes to tell the former governor of Alaska what “the best place for her” is. And even dares do so ex cathedra, as though authorized to speak on behalf of conservatives!

Part of what’s going on here, of course, is the democratizing effect of the Internet, where everyone with a WiFi connection imagines himself the Second Coming of Bill Buckley.

“On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog,” and in the blogosphere, nobody is supposed to care about seniority or credentials. All onlne opinions are created equal, and we are expected to pretend it doesn’t matter whether the person offering a political opinion is the chairman of the Republican National Committee or a sales clerk at Old Navy.

That is only part of what’s going on here, however. The other part is the rancid aftermath of the Sixties “youth movement,” when Jerry Rubin declared that kids shouldn’t trust anyone over 30. More than four decades later, that once-radical attitude of automatic disrespect toward one’s elders has diffused itself throughout society so that we find it even among young Republicans who don’t think twice before telling Sarah Palin what her “place” should be.

Younger readers will have to forgive my excursion into grizzled curmudgeon mode. When I was 27 years old, I was earning $250 a week as a small-town sports editor and wouldn’t have dreamed of telling a high-school football coach who he should start at tailback or what play he should call on third down.

But that was before All Gore invented the Internet, back in the Dark Ages when precocious geniuses were exceedingly rare, and few of them were paid to lecture their foolish elders for a living. Nowadays it seems these brilliant young lecturers are everywhere, and us old folks must learn to respect their superior wisdom.

Don Surber Admits He’s a Long-Haired Pinko Who Voted for George McGovern

We all suspected it, didn’t we? Reacting to a predictable outburst of liberal self-righteousness in the Washington Post, the Pro From Poca finally confesses the shameful truth:

Yes instead of nominating that racist and unelectable Gorge Wallace, who had carried five states and received 46 Electoral College votes in 1968, Democrats wisely nominated the non-racist and unelectable George McGovern, who carried one state and D.C. and received 17 Electoral College votes in 1972. I voted for McGovern. . . .

Read the whole sordid thing. Savage weirdness is inevitable when you start having those fear-and-loathing flashbacks to 1972 . . .

Those Who Don’t Read Peter Ingemi …

. . . are doomed to repeat history:

Seeing a potential story I took the 90 minute drive to Concord NH and sure enough there was a fair amount of National media there waiting to see what would happen when tea party clashed with tea party.
There was no shortage of tea party members who objected to Mitt Romney speaking at the event. One protester wore a flipper suit to highlight his “flip flops” on issues.
They were not shy about making their opinions known to the media either individually or as a group. Moreover with only a single Police Lieutenant on duty at the event, if the Tea Party members of the Granite state wanted to disrupt the speech; there would be very little to stop them.
When Governor Romney took the stage the MSM waited and watched: would it be glitter, a cream pie to the face? Would he be heckled, shouted down or was the protester wearing a flipper suit a fanatical 2nd amendment activist armed to the teeth? The media waited …

That’s from his Examiner column today, and obviously you should read the whole thing.

Sarah Palin Shows Her Union Card

Writing “as a proud former union member and the wife, daughter, and sister of union members,” Sarah Palin denounces the “thuggery” of Jim Hoffa:

Union bosses like this do not have your best interests at heart. What they care about is their own power and re-electing their friend Barack Obama so he will take care of them to the detriment of everyone else. . . .
Recently someone commented: “I’m a union member. I’ve been a Democrat all my life. Now I’ll vote for anyone with a plan to save America.” I know what that person is feeling. I want all good union brothers and sisters to know that there is an alternative. The grassroots, independent Tea Party Movement articulates a real alternative rooted in free men and free markets, not the cronyism of Barack Obama and the permanent political class in DC. Their cronyism is why we have no job growth, massive unsustainable debt, and a housing market in the tank. Too many politicians are simply addressing the economic symptoms instead of fighting the underlying disease. The path forward is through reform. . . .
In the meantime, good union brothers and sisters, don’t let Hoffa tell you what to do. He doesn’t represent the real interests of working men and women. He’s not doing you any favors. He’s just living off your paychecks.

Read the whole thing.

Stealth Christianist Invasion!

by Smitty

Instapundit links a shiny new dating idea. “Grouper Makes Group Dating Fun & Fashionable“:

It’s a simple yet genius idea that you’re going to wish you had thought of, but two Yale grads, Jerry Guo, 23, and Michael Waxman, 24, beat you to the punch. Launched in June 2011, Grouper is an online social club (currently only in New York City) whose goal is to get you offline as quick and easily as possible and onto a great night out on the town with people you may have never met before. You can use it to find your next date or just to expand your social circle – a Grouper is whatever you make it.

Who, besides those lunatic Christians, would have thought of the notion of getting together in groups for low-stress fun?

The notion of a social middle ground between hermitry and a continuous partner swap seems startling to the modern degenerate hipster. Still, this blog rejoices that technology has enabled said hipster to duplicate online the place where church youth groups have been for a few decades.

Is this an early harbinger of creeping Christianism, though? Could there be some future where post-Goth girls are not State-dependent psychological wrecks, having children by random fathers whereever unpronouncable diseases haven’t sterilized them? Could future generations of Ricky Martin fans rediscover heterosexuality as a path to long-term happiness?

I’m warning the world right now that the World’s Youngest Blogger will be raised in an environment of good, old-fashioned Christian chivalry, where girls are to be respected, protected, and kept at a healthy distance until Destiny has things aligned for maximal enjoyment with minimal stress. In other words, marriage. Sure: he’ll gaff me off, particularly between the ages of 14 and 21, when I enjoy my bout of paternal ignorance. And maybe he goes totally off the rails. But it won’t be for lack of trying on my part.

‘Fired Up’ for Palin?

One of the great things about being both a blogger and a journalist is the opportunity to recycle what I’ve previously blogged for a different readership, as in my Tuesday column for The American Spectator:

The dismissive sneers of Palin’s detractors were, quite literally, front-page news in the local press. “You tend to get a sense now that the times have passed by her.… People are looking elsewhere,” a University of New Hampshire political science professor said in an article splashed across the top of the front page of Sunday’sManchester Union Leader. That article also quoted the head of a New Hampshire conservative group who jeered at Palin, the 2008 GOP vice-presidential nominee, for “stringing the media along” and playing a “coy game” about her 2012 plans. People are “kind of over Sarah Palin at this point,” Kevin Smith, executive director of Cornerstone Action, told the Union Leader, saying that her long-delayed decision “is turning people off.”
The people at Veterans Memorial Park, however, weren’t turned off nor were they “over Sarah Palin.” Many traveled long distances to attend the event, including Mary Watson, a law student at Virginia’s George Mason University who had come to New Hampshire to distribute flyers for Students4Palin.com. What got her so fired up for Palin? “What is there not to be fired up about?” Watson answered. And like the Mama Grizzly’s hard-core supporters everywhere, she is “absolutely” certain that Palin will enter the 2012 race. “She’s biding her time and we’re all getting ready for her,” Watson said. “We’re gearing up, so whenever she says the word, we’re ready.” . . .

Please read the whole thing. Regular readers here may recognize some of the material, but I hope you’ll appreciate how artfully it’s reused.

UPDATE: Speaking of “artful,” here’s the front of the Students4Palin flyer Mary Watson was distributing yesterday:

UPDATE II: Here are the top of the front pages of Sunday’s Manchester (N.H.) Union Leader and Concord (N.H.) Monitor (click to enlarge):