Daily Libya Update

If this is Wednesday, the rebels are advancing:

AJDABIYA, Libya — This normally bustling city was nearly deserted Tuesday as rebel fighters pressed on to the oil port of Brega, taking advantage of recent NATO airstrikes that pushed forces loyal to Moammar Gadhafi farther west. . . .
In Ajdabiya, rebels left behind a skeleton crew to watch over what were mostly shuttered businesses and deserted streets in a city of 130,000 residents. Rebel commander Awdea Misrati said the NATO airstrikes gave the rebels defending Ajdabiya some much-needed breathing room, but residents of the bullet-scarred city are being told to stay away until the situation stabilizes.
Misrati said weekend airstrikes fractured Gadhafi forces, leaving small pockets of men and weapons scattered along the desert road to Brega and within the city itself. Fighters reported sporadic gunfire within the city as rebels tracked government snipers left behind, and they fired rockets at a suspected group of government holdouts near the western gate.
The road to Brega is littered with the charred hulls of tanks and cars and where empty shell casings jingle underfoot.

From a briefing by NATO commander Brig. Gen. Mark van Uhm:

The situation on the ground is dynamic, fluid and changing constantly. In the east opposition forces retook control of Ajdabiya yesterday, two days after being driven to the northern edge of the city.
Regime forces withdrew towards Brega and deployed their lead elements east of that city. Opposition forces have deployed elements southwest of Ajdabiya. So the confrontation line is once again between Brega and Ajdabiya.

So the rebels are now back where they were last Thursday, before the panic-stricken retreat. And as to the situation on the ground being “fluid” — try not to step in that, OK?

LIVE AT FIVE – 04.13.11

TOP NEWS
Romney On Obama:”The Citizenship Test Has Been Passed”

Mitt Romney greets members of the Republican Jewish Coalition in Las Veags

“There are real reasons to get this guy out of office…but his citizenship isn’t the reason why.”

Stocks, Commodities Fall On Continuing Japanese Crisis; Swiss Franc, Bonds Gain
Oil, S&P index fall


Obama Calls Newly Installed Ouattara
Also, France agrees to $850 million stimulus for its former colony



POLITICS
Lawmakers Urge President To Accept Mandatory Spending Restraints

No fresh borrowing without spending restraint?

Congress anxious about impending debt limit vote

Border Agent Indicted In Arizona Marijuana Case

Texas Wildfire Conditions Akin To 2006 Disaster



Body Count Along NY Beach Highway Reaches 10

NC State Senate Pardons Governor Who Stood Up To Klan

DC To Offer First Internet Gambling In US

PRC National Accused In Army Recruiting Scam



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Cisco’s Flip Gets The Ax
Crude Falls For Third Day On IEA Growth Forecasts, Stockpiles
Foxconn May Spend $12 Billion On Brazil Expansion
Walmart Reduces Electronics Spaces, Reverses 2008 Decision To Cut Back Less Popular Items
Air & Space Museum Final Home For Shuttle Discovery
Space Station Crew Celebrates Yuri’s Night: 50th Anniversary Of Man’s First Space Flight



SPORTS
Hurt Hamilton Out 6-8 Weeks

Rangers CF Josh Hamilton

Rangers’ MVP center fielder breaks arm in play he describes as “stupid”

Reoriented Caps Face Rangers In First Round Of Playoffs

Giants Raise Almost $70,000 For Injured Fan

Devils Move Up In Draft

Malcolm Lee Done At UCLA, Declares For NBA Draft

Ramirez’ Return Fails To Flog Fish Across The Plate: Braves Win 5-0

Werth Goes Deep As Nats Beat Phillies 7-4

Dodgers’ Furcal Heads For DL With Broken Hand, Mentions Retirement



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Contrary To Rumor, Scarlett Johansson Not Pregnant

Scarlett Johansson: Clearly Not Pregnant (Or Out Of Shape)

“F’ing pregnant women, how do they look?” -The Superficial staff

Lindsay Lohan & Victoria Gotti Meet In NYC

Bradley Cooper In Talks To Star In “The Crow” Remake

Demi Lovato Has An Eating Disorder?

Ashley Tisdale, Bridget Moynahan Strip For Allure’s Naked Issue

Sneak Peek Of Josh Brolin Playing The Young Agent K In “Men In Black 3”

Beyonce Prepares For Battle In Sexy New Music Video


Retooled “Law And Order: LA” Fails To Spark Ratings

Kirstie Alley: There’s a Conspiracy Against Me On “Dancing”
Xenu loves ya, baby.



FOREIGNERS
Mubarak Hospitalized With Heart Problem During Prosecutor’s Interrogation
Libyan Rebels Reject African Union Peace Plan
Israel Solicits Turkish Help In Stopping New Gaza Flotilla
PM Harper Fends Off Attacks In Debate, Asks Voters For Majority In Canadian Parliament
BRICS Leaders Caucus, Eye Bigger Role On World Stage
Body Count In Mexican Mass Graves Rises To 116


BLOGS & STUFF
Tim Blair: Gore Store No More
Cubachi: Rand Paul Considers Filibuster Of Spending Cut Agreement
AmSpecBlog: Lies, Damned Lies, And Polls About Planned Parenthood
Riehl World View: Surprise! Boehner & Obama’s Historic Budget Deal Is A Sham
American Digest: Remember That Wage Gap? Me Neither.
Israel Matzav: Netanyahu Snubs Justin Bieber
Moe Lane: The Quiet Man
Just One Minute: As The Libyan Stalemate Gets Stale

— compiled by Wombat-socho

Smoke, Mirrors, Some Assembly Required

Some of the conservative pundits who were doing victory laps over Friday’s budget deal — and you know who you are — need to admit they were taken in by the D.C. spin machine:

Details of the $38 billion worth of spending cuts factoring in last Friday’s 11th-hour budget that averted a government shutdown have been released, but the cuts, while historic, were significantly eased by pruning money left over from previous years, using accounting sleight of hand and going after programs President Barack Obama had targeted anyway. . . .
Many of the cuts appear to have been cuts in name only, because they came from programs that had unspent funds.
For example, $1.7 billion left over from the 2010 census; $3.5 billion in unused children’s health insurance funds; $2.2 billion in subsidies for health insurance co-ops (that’s something the president’s new health care law is going to fund anyway); and $2.5 billion from highway programs that can’t be spent because of restrictions set by other legislation.

As I said — while all the “smart” guys were popping champagne corks — the main question of the budget deal was “how many magic beans Boehner got for the family cow.”

And now we have the answer: Not enough.

UPDATE: “Mark Levin was right!” As usual.

This Reminds Me of Stalingrad

Earlier this afternoon, I remarked on Twitter how wonderful the Battle of Stalingrad was. Nazis killing Commies and Commies killing Nazis — killing each other by the thousands, day after day, week after week, for months on end.

It was a win-win, and the only sad thing is that the battle ended before every last one of those totalitarian bastards got killed.

Same deal with the dipsticks who are now suing HuffPo:

Today, a group of bloggers led by union organizer and journalist Jonathan Tasini filed a class-action suit against the Huffington Post, founder Arianna Huffington, and AOL, which acquired the news-and-blogs site in February.
Tasini, the lead plaintiff, has been a blogger for Huffpo since December 2005, when the site was just seven months old. According to his blogger page, however, he stopped posting on February 10, three days after the purchase of the site by AOL was announced.

There is no bad outcome possible. Either:

A. HuffPo is required to fork over millions of dollars to these crybaby free-bloggers; or

B. The crybaby free-bloggers, who are all a bunch of left-wing idiots, get screwed raw.

What’s not to like here? Legally, I don’t think the crybabies have a leg to stand on, but at least they’re forcing HuffPo to hire lawyers to defend against this nuisance suit. And while I think HuffPo will ultimately prevail — where’s the fine-print contractual agreement that obligates anybody to pay a dime to these free-blogging losers? — the biggest payoff will be in disabusing ex-HuffPosters of their idealistic notions that they were part of a  “progressive community.” Here’s my message to the HuffPo crybabies: Continue reading This Reminds Me of Stalingrad →

Pregnant Portman Quits Veganism (Insert Puerile ‘Meat’ Double Entendre Here)

A radical alteration in the delicate ballet of her diet!

Let not meat protein cross these lips!

Natalie Portman made the incredible shift from full-on vegan, which metamorphosis occurred in 2009 after reading Jonathan Safran Foer’s Eating Animals, to the far more widespread practice of vegetarianism:

“I actually went back to being vegetarian when I became pregnant, just because I felt like I wanted that stuff,” she said during a Monday phone interview with the Q100 Bert Show in Atlanta. “I was listening to my body to have eggs and dairy and that sort of stuff.”
“I know there are people who do stay vegan,” she added, “but I think you have to just be careful, watch your iron levels and your B12 levels and supplement those if there are things you might be low in in your diet.”

“She don’t eat meat but she sure like the bone!”

We are obliged to remind readers that today is the one-year anniversary of the notorious KFC “Double Down” sandwich.

This post began, BTW, with me urging it upon Smitty as a worthwhile blog topic. He worked dutifully on the post, and is responsible for the obscure punk-rock “New Age Girl” reference, but eventually abandoned the collaborative project after (a) he experienced a crisis of conscience due to his own wife’s gravid condition, (b) he reminded me he is deployed in Afghanistan with less-than-ideal bandwidth, and (c) I kept pestering him to add a specific reference:


So this post is kind of a global intercontinental joint collaboration — a complete clusterfark — and yet, I believe, still ‘Lanche-worthy because:

BACON: IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO?

They Won’t Work for Tina Brown

Jonathan Alter today added his name to the list of Newsweek writers who have left since the magazine’s merger with the Daily Beast. As Politico reports, Howard Fineman is now with Huffington Post, Michael Isikoff has joined NBC News, Fareed Zakaria is at Time magazine, and Evan Thomas is at Princeton University, while Jon Meacham, the feckless editor who presided over the debacle, is now at Random House.

Alter evidently left Newsweek with no new job lined up, but will continue as a columnist for Bloomberg News and contributor at HuffPo.

Sputnik or Fort Sumter?

While I was busy commemorating today’s 150th anniversary of the bombardment that began the Civil War, it seems those commie comrades at Google decided to go with the “Bolsheviks in Space” motif:

Bob Belvedere is suitably sarcastic: “Sure, why the Hell not. The old Soviet Union was not so bad, you know . . .”

We’ve come to expect such pinko propaganda from the Google gulag, but I never expected Instapundit to go soft on Communism!

Obama’s Libyan Stalemate

The New York Times catches a whiff of the massive failure:

Three weeks ago, President Obama ordered American troops into the first “humanitarian war” on his watch, vowing to stop the forces loyal to Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi from massacring their own people. Mr. Obama’s hope was that a quick application of power from the air would tip the balance, and the Libyan rebels would do the rest.
Now . . . the question in Washington has boiled down to this: Can Mr. Obama live with a stalemate? . . .
If the country’s civil war drags on, Mr. Obama will almost certainly have to answer a rising chorus of critics that he entered the battle too late, began to exit too early, and overestimated a very inexperienced, disorganized rebel movement.

Hillary Clinton is still talking tough:

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton renewed the United States’ call for Khaddafy to step down and to leave Libya.
Clinton said the U.S. believes “there needs to be a transition that reflects the will of the Libyan people and the departure of Khaddafy from power and from Libya.”

Military officials appear much less confident that Qaddafi can be forced out of power by the Libyan rebels:

After weeks of U.S. and NATO bombardment, about one-third of Moammar Gadhafi’s ground armor has been destroyed, as well as most of the fixed air defense sites and aircraft, but a stalemate between government and rebel forces is emerging and could last for some time, according to a senior U.S. official with direct knowledge of the latest military assessments. . . .
The official said the latest U.S. and NATO view is that both sides essentially remain in their fixed positions — the rebels near Ajdabiya and the pro-government forces near al-Brega. . . .
“Neither side has the wherewithal to move,” the official said.
Rebels do not have the manpower, vehicles or weapons to make major advances. And while Gadhafi’s forces continue their attacks, especially in Misrata, the source said they are suffering from a lack of supplies, ammunition and fuel because of airstrikes. The official said that a major ground force movement would put Gadhafi’s units in the cross hairs of NATO airstrikes. . . .
While [the rebels] are holding on to Ajdabiya for the moment, the senior official said it is hard to imagine them making any further gains toward Tripoli.