Young Women: This Probably Explains Why Guys Only Want You For Sex

Because you’re not any good for anything else:

Basic “female” skills are becoming endangered with fewer young women able to iron a shirt, cook a roast chicken or hem a skirt.
Just as more modern men are unable to complete traditional male tasks, new research shows Generation Y women can’t do the chores their mothers and grandmothers did daily, reported The Courier-Mail.
Only 51 per cent of women aged under 30 can cook a roast compared with 82 per cent of baby boomers.

Now run along and fix me a cup of coffee, sweetheart.

(Via Ace of Spades HQ.)

When It Comes to Foreign Policy, Let’s Trust Alan Colmes and Jimmy Carter!

Colmes posts this:

Mohamed ElBaradei, a leading voice of Egypt’s opposition, told Fareed Zakaria on CNN that the American conservative fear put forth by people like John Bolton and Thaddeus McCotter that the Muslim Brotherhood will step in and take over Egypt if Hosni Mubarak falls is a myth without “one iota of reality.”

This is just a silly “conservative fear,” you see? And obviously Colmes isn’t buying into that. No, he’s listening to Middle East expert Jimmy Carter!

Mubarak has appointed Omar Suleiman, the country’s intelligence chief, as vice president. “He’s an intelligent man whom I like very much,” Carter said of Suleiman, with whom he says he has maintained a relationship.
“In the last four or five years when I go to Egypt, I don’t go to talk to Mubarak, who talks like a politician,” Carter said. “If I want to know what is going on in the Middle East, I talk to Suleiman. And as far as I know, he has always told me the truth.”

A crash course in How Liberals Think: Foreigners never lie. It’s those damned Republicans you can’t trust.

UPDATE: Yeah, this makes sense, too:

German Chancellor Angela Merkel during a meeting with Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu on Monday called to stop the building in the settlements, saying that in light of the events in Egypt, it is important to further the diplomatic process.
Merkel, who arrived Monday afternoon at the head of a delegation of eight ministers for a joint Israeli-German government meeting, shared her assessments with Netanyahu about the situation in Egypt and in the region.

I’m sure Netanyahu must have struggled mightily to resist the urge to inform Angela Merkel: “We’ll let you know when Germans have earned the right to tell Jews what to do. The last time around, it was ‘Here, get on these cattle cars.’ Now, it’s ‘Stop building settlements.’ Maybe you understand why we’re hesitant to comply with German orders.”

Van Jones and Other Marxist Scum Protest Koch Brothers’ Meeting

Yesterday I told you that Herman Cain would be speaking at a conference in Rancho Mirage, California, sponsored by the Koch Foundation. Well, about a thousand smelly hippies turned out to protest the conference and guess who was helping lead them?

Van Jones, the former green jobs deputy in the Obama Administration and senior fellow at the Center for American Progress, described the anti-Koch rally as “the beginning of our fight back.”

Twenty-five hippies were reportedly arrested. Click here for some nice photos of the Riverside Sheriff’s Department riot squad who, alas, didn’t get the opportunity to use their batons, pepper spray and tasers.

Six Days and a Rib

Expulsion of Adam and Eve from the Garden of Paradise, Alexandre Cabanel, 1863

Perhaps seeking to stir the pot in Allahpundit’s absence, Jazz Shaw put up a Hot Air post entitled, “Evolution, Creation and Politics,” to which I appended a comment:

I’m a six-days-and-a-rib kind of guy — a fundamentalist Bible-thumper — because (a) the Bible is true, and (b) saying so makes liberals’ heads explode.
One of the things that the Darwinist laity fail to recognize is how much of their supposed “evidence” of evolution is actually man-made. For example, go to the natural history museum and look at that display illustrating the alleged evolution of the horse. The fossil skeletons are all lined up in a row, purporting to show a direct line of ancestry.
But no such thing is proved by that display. This narrative of “ancestry” is imposed as an intepretation. Various skeletons of horse-like creatures have been unearthed in separate locations, assigned a place in the externally-imposed narrative, and then arranged to suggest that the “primitive” horse was somehow the sire of the slightly-less-primitive horse and so forth, up to the present day. It takes a strongly skeptical mind to recognize that one is being presented with a “just so” story that is certainly not the only possible interpretation of the record.
Extinction does not prove evolution. I can’t say that often enough, because it summarizes the essential error made by common Darwinists. Since childhood, their teachers have dazzled them with despictions of dinosaurs and other extinct creatures and said, “See? Evolution!” But the fact that dinosaurs once existed, and are now extinct, does not prove that any modern creature is “descended” from dinosaurs.
The dodo bird is extinct and if, ten thousand years in the future, its fossilized remains were unearthed, no future paleontologist would be justified in remarking a resemblance between the dodo and a still-extant bird and claiming the dodo as that bird’s evolutionary “ancestor.” Nevertheless, this laughable confusion between extinction and evolution is at work when we find ourselves constantly being told by Darwinists that everything living today is descended from now-extinct evolutionary “ancestors,” an assertion for which there is really no evidence at all.
The Darwinists begin by assuming evolution, and then fitting the available evidence to support that assumption. And when you point out their basic error of logic, the Darwininists then accuse you of being irrational.

In his book, Reason in the Balance, Phillip Johnson describes the basic assumptions of Darwinism as philosophical naturalism, which is one of those ideas that have consequences.

Having spent quite some time studying the arguments over evolution, it has for many years struck me that while the scientific priesthood of neo-Darwinian orthodoxy in astrophysics, paleontology and anthropology often disagree vehemently over their own theories and interpretations, they are united by one major agreement: The Bible is wrong.

On that point, they are quite fanatical, and one need not debate fanatics. Merely demonstrate that they are fanatics — occasionally point out their more obvious errors, provoking their predictably intemperate responses — and you will discredit them in the eyes of reasonable people.

The Christian need not assert perfect knowledge of what happened in prehistory, nor be able to dispute every criticism offered of the Bible, in order to maintain his own belief. Indeed, the Bible-believer is exhorted toward a philosophy of humility: “For now we see through a glass, darkly” — our knowledge is necessarily imperfect.

We are also reminded of Paul’s warning to Timothy to avoid “profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called.” Many were those who, in the apostolic age, sought to reconcile the Gospel to the scientific and philosophical theories of the time, thus stumbling into all manner of heresies.

Truth endures. Truth is eternal and transcendant. Our knowledge of this transcendant and eternal Truth is necessarily imperfect, but this ought not embarrass us or cause us to accept the “profane and vain babblings” of those who assert the superiority of their “science falsely so called.”

LIVE AT FIVE – 1.31.11

TOP NEWS
Anger At Mubarak Remains As Protests Calm Down

Egyptian Army troops address protesters in the streets of Cairo

Army establishes checkpoints to preserve order as police fade away, criminals run wild

Mubarak shows no hint of caving

The one person who knows what Egypt’s generals are thinking

Netanyahu urges West to tone down criticism of Mubarak

Secretary Clinton calls for “orderly transition” in Egypt

SAG Awards 2011
Betty White surprised by award

Secretary Clinton Pushes OAS Solution To Haiti Impasse
Meets president, leading candidates



First Look At Android 3.0
Honeycomb APIs power tablet-friendly Android apps



POLITICS
Rahm Emanuel Details Plans To Expand Chicago’s Bike Trails

Endorsed by the Chicago Sun-Times

Catches flak for proposed expansion of sales tax to luxury services

25 Arrested At Palm Springs Protest Of Koch Brothers Meeting





Jamie Radtke: “Tea Party Would Not Exist If GOP Hadn’t Failed During The Bush Years

Boehner, Daley Come Out Swinging On The Talk Shows

California Man Jailed In Alleged Attempt To Blow Up Dearborn Mosque



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Egypt Riots Cause Biggest Stock Drop In Six Months
Crude Prices Up On Egypt Unrest; No Supply Disruption Yet
Borders Delaying January Payments As Chain Struggles To Avoid Bankruptcy
How “Angry Birds” Is Becoming The Next “Super Mario”
What If Google Is Just A One-Trick Pony?



SPORTS
Lakers Have Losing Record Against NBA’s Elite (Video)

Kobe Bryant dunks against the Kings in a 100-95 loss

109-96 loss to Celtics Sunday raises questions

Torrey Pines No Tonic For Tiger

Scrappy St. John’s Routs Duke

Lady Huskies Prepare For Showdown With Duke

New Draft Format For NHL All-Star Game Delivers

Mozgov Shows Knicks What They’ve Been Ignoring

DeAngelo Hall Named Pro Bowl MVP In A Snoozer

Ethiopian Daba Sets Record In Houston Marathon Win


Tech Can’t Stop Williams Or The Terps

Brewers’ Weeks Sets Deadline For Contract Negotiations



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Brit Cavill To Play Man Of Steel In “Superman” Reboot

Previously a contender for Batman, James Bond roles

David Arquette Leaves Rehab, Charlie Sheen Enters

Charlie Sheen’s Porn Pal Kasey Jordan – The Britney Connection

“The King’s Speech” Wins Top Honors At Directors’ Guild Awards

Javier Bardem Offered Top Role In Upcoming Bond Movie

Jesse James’ Ex, Janine Lindemuller, Arrested For Harassing Him

“Glee” Snubs Eminem Over Fee Demands



FOREIGNERS
South Sudan Votes For Secession (Video)
Egyptian Government Shuts Down Al-Jazeera
Tunisians Wary As Islamists Return From Hiding
African Union Summit Agenda Skips Egypt, Tunisia
Abbas: Palestine Papers An Attempt To Bring Down PA Government
Evacuations Follow Explosions At Venezuelan Arms Depot
Hit & Run Sentence For Policeman’s Son Sparks Outrage In PRC



BLOGS & STUFF
Gateway Pundit: Muslim Brotherhood Announces They’ll Support El-Baradei
Big Peace: Muslim Brotherhood Deception – One Message In English, Another In Arabic
Liberty Pundits: Gays Need To Lighten Up – Chick-fil-A Makes A Sandwich. A Sandwich.
Don Surber: Chris Matthews Says Panama Canal’s In Egypt
Weasel Zippers: It’s On – Dem Congressman Blames SEIU, Other Leftists For Midterm Losses
Marginal Revolution: Median-itis And The Great Stagnation
Jihad Watch: Embarrassed By His Statements, GZM Organizers Distance Themselves From Their New Imam

— compiled by Wombat-socho

Rule 5 Sunday: Is Cairo Burning?

I don’t know about Cairo, but Soylent Green kicks off this week’s Rule 5 roundup with some stray lingerie found on smokin’ ladies. In case that wasn’t enough, he follows that up with some memorable unmentionables. Woof.

Fishersville Mike brings us the Flyers’ Lauren Hart. Seems a little overdressed to me, but then it is hockey.

The Jerseynut explores the many ways in which Brooklyn Decker gives hope to New Jersey.

The Camp of the Saints has a toothsome threesome: Manuela Arcuri, Zooey Deschanel (and a backup squad), and Jennifer Liano. Dustbury, on the other hand, is content to deliver Minka Kelly and Sarah Shahi.

Frequent commenter Richard McEnroe brings back some pleasant memories with a post on Barbara Eden in all her I Dream of Jeannie glory.

Troglopundit tips us off to the advent of Oktoberfest Dentistry and bemoans the unbalanced nature of this year’s Super Bowl bet between the Milwaukee Art Museum and the Carnegie Museum of Art.

Gahrie offers us a link to Leilani Dowding, but unfortunately there is LEWDNESS of a NSFW nature there and we’re just not going to be able to share that with you.

Finally, audience participation! DaleyGator wants YOUR vote for the DaleyBabe Playoffs! Round 1 features Barbara Eden and Janine Turner! Vote early and often!

Thanks to all for their links! Send next week’s submissions to Rule 5 Wombat!

UPDATE: In the interest of world peace, we are proud to present Miss Egypt 2006, Fawzia Mohamed:

Talk about an uprising in the streets! Wouldn’t you like to crack down on her unrest? IYKWIMAITYD.

UPDATE II: Technical difficulties prevented us from answering the question in the post title with a resounding YES! Maggie’s Notebook has fixed her widget problem and so you can now follow this link to some positively incendiary Egyptian lovelies. (Okay, the last one is Liz Taylor, but she’s playing Cleopatra. Work with us here, will you?)

‘Regime Change’ in Egypt?

The stars appear to be aligning against Hosni Mubarak’s regime. Joe Biden’s early defense of Mubarak appeared to suggest that the Obama administration might support maintaining the status quo, but that has obviously changed with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton now calling for “real democracy” in Egypt:

Real stability only comes from the kind of democratic participation that gives people a chance to feel that they are being heard. And by that I mean real democracy, not a democracy for six months or a year and then evolving into essentially a military dictatorship or a so-called democracy that then leads to what we saw in Iran.

But this formulation evades the basic problem, doesn’t it? How can the U.S. be certain that a “real democracy” in Egypt won’t eventually lead to either a new military autocracy or else to an Islamist revolution? If we are “imperialist” to support Mubarak, are we any less imperialist to insist that the Egyptians pursue exactly the sort of democracy that meets our approval?

Perhaps the Left would be less enthusiastic for Mubarak’s ouster if they realized that this places them in agreement with what Bill Kristol calls the “prestigious” Working Group on Egypt. We know that the Left’s guiding principle in foreign policy is to support our enemies and attack our allies, so perhaps Mubarak could save himself by striking a pose of anti-Americanism, maybe buddying up to Hugo Chavez or blaming the protests in Cairo on the Mossad and the CIA.

It’s interesting to note that Mark Levin is very skeptical toward the prospects of Egyptian democracy. And I further note that this skepticism is shared by the indisputable king of right-wing pessimism, Allahpundit:

No doubt Iran is already working on ways to get money and arms to the Brotherhood for the power struggle ahead, which will end up being Exhibit 8,943 that Shiite and Sunni fundies are perfectly capable of cooperating against a common enemy. . . .
Even if [Mohammed ElBaradei] ends up as a compromise choice for leader, without any sort of formal Islamist takeover, having him at the top is guaranteed to weaken the west’s alliance with Sunni Arab regimes against Iran.

Ed and Allah have compiled a huge aggregation about the ElBaradei/Muslim Brotherhood angle in Egypt that’s worth reading.

UPDATE: Christine Brim exposes the double game being played by the Muslim Brotherhood, whose English-language site calls for “freedom,” but whose Arabic-language site appeals to jihadist sentiment. I’m reminded of A.L. Rowse’s criticism of Neville Chamberlain and the British appeasers. None of them were fluent in the German language; they knew little or nothing of German history and culture; and they hadn’t read Mein Kampf. Those well-meaning Englishmen would not listen when Churchill and others tried to warn them that Hitler’s promises of “peace” could not be trusted. Indeed, those who warned of the Nazi menace were viewed as irresponsible alarmists, while the appeasers were hailed as brilliant statesmen — until they were finally overtaken by the catastrophe they had made possible.

UPDATE II: Donald Douglas at American Power has video of Hillary’s appearance on “Meet the Press”:

Here, Hillary makes clear that the U.S. isn’t simply going to pull the plug on Mubarak, but will insist on an “orderly transition” to democracy. Hillary also makes a point that John Guardiano made yesterday at The American Spectator: The Egyptian military is a widely respected institution, which offers the best hope that Egypt will not go the way of Iran or Somalia.

UPDATE III: Via Katy Pundit, we have an analysis by Jim Carafano of The Heritage Foundation titled “Obama Doctine is Failing in the Middle East.”

Personally, I’m hesitant to interpret the situation in Egypt as a litmus test of Obama’s foreign policy. After all, it might work out successfully, in which case we’ll know that Obama’s policy had nothing to do with it. On the other hand, if the situation turns into a complete disaster — and, c’mon, it’s the Middle East, so that’s the most likely scenario — Obama will go down in history as “the president who lost Egypt.”

You may say that’s rather a cynical view, but of course, if Egypt spirals out of control, liberals will find some way to blame it all on Bush.

UPDATE IV: Some may wonder why Barack Obama doesn’t just come out and denounce Mubarak for running a corrupt kleptocratic crony government. But I must remind you that Obama is a Chicago Democrat.

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