‘All Caveats’

Back in the early ’80s when I was doing rock ‘n’ roll, you’d hand somebody a demo tape and automatically include apologies for the crappy quality — the tape hiss, the fact you didn’t have time to get the vocals just the way you wanted them, etc. A buddy of mine would interrupt this obligatory spiel with a simple phrase, “All caveats,” which is to say, he understood that it was just a rough demo recording and didn’t need to hear all the disclaimers.

So today Fannie Mae issued a new housing report, and Megan McArdle calls it “the first real good news I’ve seen in the housing market,” but then begins to offer caveats, e.g., “a long period of stagnant prices” and “vacancies remain very high” and “so many distorting price signals.”

Collectively, McArdle’s caveats add up to saying that (a) this report may not be such “real good news” after all, and (b) government has muddled up the market with so many screwball incentives that we’ve got no clue whether real estate has actually bottomed out yet. And Felix Salmon of Reuters is far from optimistic.

Furthermore, this Fannie Mae report is really just an opinion survey and, when it comes to economics, what people tell pollsters is a lot less important than what they actually do.

What people who can get credit are actually doing right now is bargain-hunting.

If you bought a house between 2002 and 2006 and are now trying to sell, God help you. The offers you’re getting are seriously low-balling, probably offering less than you owe on your mortgage if, like most people, you borrowed more than 80 percent of the assessed value at the time of purchase. And if you’re in a position to buy, you’re low-balling, too, because in the back of your mind you’re thinking about the chance that the home the real-estate agent is showing you today will be auctioned for back taxes six months from now.

In simple market terms, housing supply still exceeds demand, and the only reason prices aren’t still falling is because the feds have come up with several different ways to help prevent foreclosure on mortgage defaults. But that in turn adds an element of uncertainty to the market, since no one knows what direction future policy will take, or whether there will be another wave of defaults that will push prices even lower still, so there is a wait-and-see attitude and . . .

Well, “all caveats.”

When It Rains, It Pours for RNC

Fresh off a double dose of bad headlines Monday, now the Republican National Committee gets another resignation:

NH RNC member Sean Mahoney resigned his post today, taking aim at chairman Michael Steele in a strongly-worded protest letter over the committee’s profligate spending.
“Not only has the out-of-touch, free-spending culture of Washington come to completely dominate the United States Congress, but I have watched with growing unease as the same mentality has seeped into our own national party,” Mahoney said in a letter to Steele.

Full text of the letter is online. and the Manchester Union-Leader has background. More at Memeorandum. 

Suggested 2010 Republican campaign slogan:

“Will the Last Person Resigning From
the RNC Please Turn Out the Lights.”

VIDEO: New Marco Rubio Ad; PLUS: Rudy Giuliani vs. Arianna Huffington

On the heels of Marco’s endorsement by Rudy Giuliani — Sorry Charlie made the always-dangerous mistake of double-crossing an Italian — the Rubio campaign rolls out this warm, positive ad:

FLORIDA SENATE: Key Race Roundup

By the way, on “Morning Joe” today, Arianna Huffington and Giuliani had an interesting go-round:

Why is Arianna defending Charlie Crist? I don’t know, but she certainly has an extensive history of supporting closeted gay Republicans. IYKWIMAITYD.

(Cross-posted at Right Wing News.)

UPDATE: Excuse me for recycling an old joke that even I’ve grown tired of, but . . . Allah hates me. I saw this Huffington-Giuliani video at Daily Caller and linked them when I posted at 12:33 p.m., cross-posted at Right Wing News and had it all over Twitter but, when Allah blogs it six hours later — after getting it from Newsbusters — there’s zero acknowledgement that anyone else has had it online all this time.

Welcome to the Chopped Liver Zone.

Nevada Voters to Hopeless Harry Reid: ‘We’re Just Not That Into You’

Let’s see, 62% of Nevada voters oppose ObamaCare, and Harry Reid couldn’t get 50% in a poll match-up with Charles Manson, so obviously it’s time for Harry to make fun of Sarah Palin and launch a sparsely-attended bus tour of the state:

“You can’t escape who you are. My roots are here and no one can take that away from me,” Reid told a crowd of more than 100 cheering friends and supporters inside the Searchlight Nugget casino, about 60 miles south of Las Vegas. . . .

Having been to the Searchlight Nugget, I’ll guarantee 20 of those “cheering friends and supporters” were there for the slot machines and 10-cent coffee. But the Hopeless Harry Tour continued on to Las Vegas, where Reid reportedly drew about 1,000 “hard-core Democrats” — at least 2,o00 less than the attendance at Ann Coulter’s Vegas speech at the Henderson Pavillion (fixed seating for 2,400, plus lawn seating for up to 1,500).

More on the Hopeless Harry Tour from Nice Deb, Ruby Slippers, Jennifer Rubin and Liberty Pundits. Meanwhile, the New York Times reports on Eric Odom and Steve Foley’s operation in Vegas:

The television cameras went 60 miles south, to where Sarah Palin kicked off the “Showdown in Searchlight.”
But come the midterm elections, what may be more significant is what is happening here, in a dark condominium where the Home Depot tags are still on the lawn chairs that double as indoor seating for guests.
The blinds drawn against the desert sun, this is the new burrow of Eric Odom, a chief organizer of the first nationwide Tea Parties last year. Mr. Odom moved here a few weeks ago with his fiancée and a blogger sidekick to mobilize the state’s Tea Party groups for the midterms. . . .

They didn’t even name the “blogger sidekick.” That’s just so wrong. Anyway, here are Eric and Steve in their “burrow”:

BTW, Eric’s fiancée fixed me breakfast one morning while I was crashing on their sofa, so you should probably make a donation to Liberty First PAC just for that.

Kathy Shaidle and ‘Casual Bigotry’

Conor Friedersdorf wants Mark Steyn to “repudiate” Canada’s answer to the Tasmanian Devil after Steyn linked a post in which Kathy wrote:

[T]he nation’s ethnic makeup is different now, for one thing. Way more residents/invaders/settlers from “manyana” cultures. More illiterates, more people with no sense of history.

Is this untrue? Does the U.S. not, indeed, have more illiterates in 2010 than we had in 1960? Are there no such things as “mañana cultures,” where there is less emphasis on efficiency, punctuality, prudence? Is it not a fact that many illegal aliens are illiterate even in their own languages?

The facts may be in dispute, but apparently no argument is permissible. Freidersdorf condemns Shaidle for “casual bigotry against Hispanics and blacks,” and condemns Steyn for “uncritically pass[ing] along” her views to readers of the Corner. This assumes that readers of the Corner lack the discernment to decide for themselves whether they agree or disagree with Shaidle. Must Steyn include a disclaimer with every link to Shaidle? “WARNING: This person may occasionally say things I do not endorse.”

There is a baby-and-the-bathwater problem with Friedersdorf’s argument. Conor seems to be saying that anyone caught writing a potentially objectionable sentence is persona non grata from that moment forward, no matter how many hundreds of thousands of non-objectionable sentences they have written before or since. And anyone who quotes that person (“uncritically”) is presumed complicit in their thought-crimes.

Well, who could possibly be acceptable by Conor’s standards? This demand for Rhetorical Purity is only ever enforced against conservatives. Liberals can and do say objectionable things every day without being threatened with ostracism — liberalism being the virtue that excuses every vice.

To my knowledge, Kathy Shaidle has never driven off a bridge and left a girl to die in a submerged Oldsmobile. She is therefore a better human being than Ted Kennedy ever was.

And you can quote me on that.

UPDATE: In the Texas Hold ‘Em game of political incorrectness, Shaidle goes all in:

Wow, I’m more powerful than I ever imagined. Henceforth, I insist that you ALL refer to me as “the Mexican Whisperer”! . . .
And you Mexicans: what the hell are you doing reading my blog? That lettuce isn’t gonna pick itself!

WARNING: This person may occasionally say things  that result in reflexive coffee-spew.

Bedtime Viewing

by Smitty

Some of our readers appreciate the crunchy stuff, so here is a bit of absurdity via Kottke:

If you’re feeling more classical than jazzy, you can go for Apocalyptica:

And if you’re feeling more crunchy and absurdist, Beatallica blends ‘Enter Sandman’ with ‘Taxman’ to demented effect:

Word Association With Joe The Plumber Goes Unwell For John McCain @3:40

by Smitty

Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher looks tanned and much-improved in this clip, no doubt from having spoken at enough Tea Parties.
A few soundbites:

  • “If this was a Republican movement, I wouldn’t be here.”
  • “Democrats are great people.”
  • “The GOP looks at [the Tea Parties] as a tool.”
  • “I just put my name on the ballot to join my local precinct.”

(The attempt to embed the video failed in an epic way. *waaaah*)

Update: JD Hayworth on PJTV, strongly disagreeing with Senator McCain, but in a collegial way, on pretty much everything. I realize that A Conservative Shemale isn’t a fan, but Hayworth sounds like what we need politically, and in quantity.