Let’s Get Something Straight About Tea Parties And Evangelicals

by Smitty (h/t Dodgeblogium)

Just How Political Is Christianity?

. . . Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s; and unto God the things that are God’s.

Mat 22:21

Actual Evangelicals are too busy evangelizing to be political. Separation of church and State, prior to Progressivism becoming the de facto State religion, still means that actual churches don’t fret politics. I’ve yet to ever see a politician near the pulpit in my local house of worship.
Thus, it is with amusement that one turns to Politico’s attempt to sew division in the Tea Party camp, emphasis mine:

The rise of a new conservative grass roots fueled by a secular revulsion at government spending is stirring fears among leaders of the old conservative grass roots, the evangelical Christian right.

Can’t say I’ve heard of any.

A reeling economy and the massive bank bailout and stimulus plan were the triggers for a resurgence in support for the Republican Party and the rise of the tea party movement. But they’ve also banished the social issues that are the focus of many evangelical Christians to the background.

The Federal Constitution is highly libertarian in character. Problems arise when DC thinks “promote the general Welfare” in the Preamble means that interfering with individuals is a good idea.

And while health care legislation has brought social and economic conservatives together to fight government funding of abortion, some social conservative leaders have begun to express concern that tea party leaders don’t care about their issues, while others object to the personal vitriol against President Barack Obama, whose personal conduct many conservative Christians applaud.

Let’s see:

  • Relative to Bill Clinton, BHO is a model husband. (Golf clap).
  • Cigarette smoking, not so much.
  • Utter inconsistency in public statements, (boo hiss).

While not feeling qualified to set myself up in ultimate judgement of BHO as a man, I’m not sure that he’s in great shape by a Biblical measure. Who are these applauding conservative Christians, exactly?

Just How Religious Is Progressivism?

“There’s a libertarian streak in the tea party movement that concerns me as a cultural conservative,” said Bryan Fischer, director of Issue Analysis for Government and Public Policy at the American Family Association. “The tea party movement needs to insist that candidates believe in the sanctity of life and the sanctity of marriage.”

Mr. Fischer, sir, we need to split the difference here. While I fully, 100% subscribe to the sanctity of life, and I agree that the symbol “marriage” means exactly what you think it meant, means, and shall mean, from alpha to omega, I don’t think individual social concerns are a proper Federal issue, for the following reason:

You go beyond the notion of the Constitution protecting you from the Federal government, and instead assert that the Federal government can and should tell you what to do.

It is a bad enough thing that the 16th Amendment gives DC eminent domain over your wallet, Mr. Fischer. This must be repealed. Also, DC writing more invasive Census questionnaires, fretting about your education, health care, housing, and retirement are false.
Precedent sucks, on the one hand, and morality cannot be legislated, on the other. Let us disabuse ourselves of Al Gore’s notion of legislative redemption. Fret about it at your state and local level.
Drinking Al Gore’s Progressive kool-aid is exactly what the adversary would have you do. Is it possible that Progressivism is a lie from the pit?

Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.

Mat 4:8-9

I’ll serve up those dots, and let the reader connect them.

Conclusion

I go to church, not Tea Party protests, to hear preaching. The notions are orthogonal, and should remain so, in the American context.
Conversely, if I was a Progressive, wetting myself at the prospect of a Great Political Awakening, attempting to divide the house of the opposition against itself by any means available would seem a smart tactic.

For further reading, your attention is drawn to Gateway Pundit, (h/t Left Coast Rebel via Insty)

See also American Power.

For a negative example, the PuffHo.  I understand what “justice” and “social” mean apart, but there seems to be magic in “social justice” that involves legislating morality.  The Christian’s attention is drawn to Romans 7 for an exposition of why the law, in and of itself isn’t the answer.

Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places

That seems to be the story of the latest American jihadi:

Last Easter, Jamie Paulin-Ramirez, a 31-year-old mom with a $30,000-a-year job as a medical assistant, announced to her family that she had converted to Islam. A few months later, she began posting to Facebook forums whose headings included “STOP caLLing MUSLIMS TERRORISTS!”
On Sept. 11, she suddenly left Leadville, Colo., a small town in the Rocky Mountains, for Denver, then for New York, to meet and marry a Muslim man she connected with online, her family says. . . .
Now, she is in the custody of the Irish police, along with six other individuals, arrested as part of an investigation into a conspiracy to commit murder . . .
Ms. Paulin-Ramirez is the second American woman to be linked to an alleged plot to kill a Swedish cartoonist who made fun of the Prophet Mohammed. . . .
Relatives of Ms. Paulin-Ramirez said they’re distressed because her son was with her in Ireland. The boy’s father is Mexican and hasn’t seen the child in about 5 years, said George Mott, Ms. Paulin-Ramirez’s stepfather, who lives in Leadville with her mother.
Ms. Paulin-Ramirez and her new husband had recently changed the child’s name to Wahid. . . .

Next time my kids start complaining, I’ve got the perfect comeback: “Hey, be grateful for what you got. It could be worse. You could be a half-Mexican kid named ‘Wahid’ living in Ireland.” 

But here’s the real punchline to the story:

Ms. Paulin-Ramirez had married several times over the years — some of her relatives estimated she was married four times.

Lady, when your relatives have to estimate the number of times you’ve been married . . . I don’t know. At some point maybe you should start asking yourself, “Is being alone really that much worse than getting married to the next in a long series of scummy douchebags?”

But don’t let me dissuade you. Maybe Mr. Wonderful is right around the next corner. Good luck with Hubby No. 5.

I hear Charles Manson is available. Just sayin’ . . .

Milton R. Wolf, M.D. And The Foolish Notion

by Smitty

BHO’s cousin, in a sort of watered-down version of the Sarah Palin saga, seems to think that Progressives are interested in dialogue or something:

Media Matters goes after me. Love the comments! Everything from genealogy to my years in medical practice. You might have wanted to, you know, actually try to rebut the points I made in my Washington Times op-ed piece…

Sorry, Doc, but that’s not what’s up.

Stop ObamaCare 2.0: D.C. Activism Opportunity — Tuesday, March 16

Tabitha Hale of FreedomWorks explains it all:

We are calling everyone that is able to come to Washington, DC on March 16th, 2010 for one last push against Obamacare. We will meet at the Cannon building at 9am and speak with as many representatives as possible, encouraging them to vote NO on this version of health care reform.

Here is Tabitha in the official video announcement:

Smitty and I dropped by Friday to see Tabitha at FreedomWorks, and decided that it was a good time to record an unofficial video:

OK, maybe our version lacks smooth professionalism but it’s got that crucial grassroots authenticity, you see.

Tabitha’s FreedomWorks colleague Nan Swift reports that Tuesday’s forecast in D.C. is 64 degrees and partly cloudy — great weather to go to Capitol Hill and tell Congress to stop this ObamaCare trainwreck.

Also be sure to sign the “No Reconciliation” petition — it’s already got more than 100,000 signatures.

Monumental Greatness

Smitty has not yet been honored with his own equestrian statue in D.C., but it’s probably just a matter of time. If the federal government wants to “save or create” some more jobs, maybe we can get an earmark for the Smitty Monument to stimulate the equestrian statue industry, which has been devastated by the recession . . .

Of course, the feds could save money by funding an equestrian statue of Harry Reid — a 50% discount, because the sculptor would only need to depict one end of the horse.

(BONUS TRIVIA: Which general is depicted in this superb monument, and where is it located?)

Dude, I Totally Figured Out This ObamaCare Problem

by Smitty

Rep. Louise Slaughter is such a source of inspiration. See, if you don’t like your existing Constitution, why bother?
Peep this. As a bureaucracy, we remain committed to failing upward. All we have to do is get the Senate to ratify the Treaty of Lisbon!
No one would ever suspect surprise governmental suicide. We could really have the last laugh on these Tea Parties. How could we possibly be more like Europe without actually becoming part of the EU?
Oh, sure, there would be some surprised faces, particularly among the Conservatives, as there would need to be 7 or 8 RINOs in the Senate turned to the cause, but we all know the appropriate clowns to approach.
Once the surprise wears off, we can go throught the chores of actually joining the EU. If we tell them that we’ll feed the PIIGS, they’ll let us in straight away, as long as we promise not to go all Prodigal on them.
I love the smell of a simple solution at an odd hour of the night. It smells like . . . bootybeauty.