The Nebulous Alan Colmes

by Smitty

I think that Alan Colmes implicitly raises one of the greatest questions a society can ask of itself: what information is passed from one generation to another?

In a mature nation, President Obama could go on TV and say, “Listen, we’re doing the best we can, but some terrorists are bound to get through.” But this is apparently a country that must be spoken to in childish ways.

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Now It Can Be Revealed

by Smitty

Many have asked just exactly what Stacy and I have done with all of the Federal grant money we got. Sure there were lots of prototypes, materials, parties, kickbacks, payoffs to law enforcement, &c, but that’s all so much chad clinging to the side of the bit bucket via static electricity.

What we can show you is our final product:

(h/t Make)

Freshly Moved, Judiciously Rewarding Associates

by Smitty

New year. New URL. The FMJRA tradition rolls on. Things have been hectic, dealing with Stacy’s outburst of left-leaning posts, the stress of restraining his desires to re-code the entire site from scratch. Yes, Stacy, we can post executable scripts to the Silver Logic service provider. No, that’s not a good idea. Sheesh. Give a kid a toy…

Our readers have been the soul of graciousness and charm. Without further fondue, Continue reading Freshly Moved, Judiciously Rewarding Associates →

The Joy of Undiminished Praise

One of the highlights of 2009 was when 17-year-old Jackie Seal exposed MSNBC’s Norah O’Donnell as the hateful idiot she is. I blogged about that incident and promoted the post via Twitter, discovering in the process that Jackie was in fact my Twitter friend “SoccerSealUSA.”

Operating in the usual file-and-forget mode — 20-plus years in the newspaper business eradicates any possibility of dwelling on what happened yesterday, much less last week or last month — I moved on to other merry adventures. Then on New Year’s Eve Continue reading The Joy of Undiminished Praise →