Posted on | October 2, 2010 | 41 Comments
“I am not here to carry water for this or any administration, but the facts of the coming election are Democrats have real accomplishments to run on. . . . [W]hen it comes to voting, when we only have two choices, you got to grow up and realize there’s a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. . . .
Of course, the Democrats are disappointing. That’s what makes them Democrats. If they were any more frustrating they’d be your relatives. But in this country, they are all that stands between you and darkest night. You know why their symbol is the letter D? Because it’s a grade that means good enough but just barely. You know why the Republican symbol is R? Because it’s the noise a pirate makes when he robs you and feeds you to a shark.”
— Bill Maher
Don’t you want to humiliate him the way Alabama humiliated Florida? Don’t you want to see that dishonest partisan asswipe crying like the punk he is? Don’t you want to help these Republicans stomp Maher’s Dems right into that “darkest night”?
Those are 11 — count ’em, 11 — Republican House candidates we’ve reported on here. Just pick one and send them some money. Or send money to all of them, if you can. But do something to help some of these candidates, because otherwise Bill Maher is going to be laughing at you Nov. 2.