Good News! Unemployment Hits 9.8%

It’s the most wonderful time of the year isn’t it? New York Times:

In a jolting surprise to the economic recovery and market expectations, the United States economy added just 39,000 jobs in November, and the unemployment rate rose to 9.8 percent, according to the Department of Labor.

Did somebody say “surprise”? Yes! Which can only mean . . . ? Yes, it’s time for the magic word!

Employers added fewer jobs than forecast in November and the unemployment rate unexpectedly increased, vindicating the Federal Reserve’s decision to pump more money into the economy to spur growth.

Everybody loves unexpected surprises this time of year, don’t they? And why are you so very merry this Christmas season? Because when I said, “Hey, maybe Glenn Beck’s got a point with this gold thing” — in May, when gold was under $1,200 an ounce — you listened.

You did listen, didn’t you?

Gold prices jumped back above $1,400 an ounce Friday to settle at a fresh record-high as the U.S. dollar slid following a surprisingly weak report on the nation’s job market.
February gold futures rose $16.90, or 1.2%, to settle at a nominal all-time high of $1,406.20 an ounce.

Yes, you are having a happy, happy holiday! And what makes it even happier? Because you know that those 1,800 soon-to-be-unemployed Democrat congressional staffers will be entering the worst U.S. job market in 30 years!

Ho, ho, ho!

UPDATE: And welcome, Instapundit readers!

Dear Zionist Overlords . . .

. . . it looks like Helen Thomas is onto our game here:

“We are owned by propagandists against the Arabs. There’s no question about that. Congress, the White House, and Hollywood, Wall Street, are owned by the Zionists. No question in my opinion. They put their money where there mouth is. . . .”

Of course, Helen hasn’t yet figured out that the blogosphere is also owned by rich Jews, mainly because y’all were so clever as to put a poor Jew like Yid for Lid in charge of the online element of our conspiracy.

As always, your obedient Gentile lapdogs stand ready to do your bidding but . . . more shekels, please. IYKWIMAITYD.

Malkin and Coulter Underrated?

Conservative Home, a new Web site run by people you never heard of, has published the results of a survey of “1,152 Republican activists” identifying their favorite pundits.

The top five are Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Charles Krauthammer, Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity — i.e., the top talk-radio star, three Fox News hosts and and a Washington Post columnist who appears frequently on Fox News.

Before you say “epistemic closure,” let me point out that Michelle Malkin is ranked No. 7 and Ann Coulter No. 9 on the list. Both of them are more conservative than O’Reilly or Newt Gingrich (No. 6) and both of them have written important, heavily-researched books that were also huge bestsellers.

Malkin’s Invasion must be ranked as the best book on immigration policy since Peter Brimelow’s Alien Nation (which is very high praise) and In Defense of Internment . . . my God, talk about poking the hornet’s nest of political correctness with a stick.

As for Coulter, her books are much better than is suspected by people who know her only for her snarky jabs on TV. As for her right-wing bona fides, I still remember the shock of reading Godless, in which she described Joe Sobran as her “mentor.” If you know anything about Sobran, that one reference ought to give you pause the next time you hear some idiot dismiss Coulter as a “neo-con.” 

Malkin and Coulter and George Will (No. 10) would all rank above O’Reilly in any fair ranking of conservative pundits, but “favorite” is not the same as “most conservative,” of course. I’m also surprised that Mark Levin didn’t make the list, but you see that — with the exception of Limbaugh and Will — the basic factor here seems to be, “Who gets the most airtime on Fox?”

The Conservative Home editors themselves have other concerns:

Worryingly, columnists often regarded as among the most thoughtful conservatives did not fare well. David Brooks of the New York Times only mustered a mention from 1.3% of the panel (14 people). Ross Douthat, also at the NYT, won just four votes and Mike Gerson, Washington Post writer and former speechwriter to President Bush, gets just three mentions.

These omissions are entirely understandable:

  • David Brooks is not a conservative, period. He has described himself as a “moderate,” and I say we take his word for it.
  • Douthat is conservative and, as the editors say, “thoughtful,” but his thoughtfulness manifests itself as an unwillingness to reach out, smack liberals upside the head and yell, “You’re wrong!” (Metaphorically, of course.) A good conservative pundit has to be confrontational toward liberalism, and aggressively so. This has been true of every great pundit of the Right since Buckley smacked Yale upside the head in 1951.
  • The basic problem with Gerson can best be summarized in the phrase “former speechwriter to President Bush.” Gerson recently wrote a good column, which makes him 1-for-the-season by my count. In general, Gerson’s prose is boring and bland. David Frum considers Gerson his intellectual inferior and this is one point where even Frum’s worst enemies wouldn’t argue with him.

It is possible to be erudite and serious without being pompous, snobby, wishy-washy or dull, and the Brooks/Douthat/Gerson troika can’t seem to transcend that hurdle.

Narcissism, Isolation and Trolls

“The 19th-century cult of success . . . measured achievement not against the achievements of others but against  an abstract ideal of discipline and self-denial. At the turn of the century, however, preachments on success began to stress the will to win. The bureaucratization of the corporate career changed the conditions of self-advancement; ambitious young men now had to compete with their peers for the attention and approval of their superiors. . . . ‘By the end of the 19th century,’ writes John Cawelti [in his 1965 book, Apostles of the Self-Made Man], ‘self-help books were dominated by the ethos of salesmanship and boosterism. Personal magnetism, a quality which supposedly enabled a man to influence and dominate others, became one of the major keys to success.’ . . . The management of interpersonal relations came to be seen as the essence of self-advancement. The captains of industry gave way to the confidence men, the masters of impressions. Young men were told that they had to sell themselves in order to succeed.”
— Christopher Lasch, The Culture of Narcissism: American Life in an Age of Diminishing Expectations (1979)

The progressive site Mahablog awarded its “even dumber than Jim Hoft” award to Donald Douglas at American Power and, when Professor Douglas attempted to defend himself, he drew this trollish response:

I figured the cops finally had you on moral’s charges when you exposed your thimble-sized member to the JH School boys gym class. I guess there wasn’t enough evidence, huh?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? What kind of person resorts to such abusive insults over an entirely moot political discussion about WikiLeaks? (Moot, I say, because the public-policy response to WikiLeaks is not going to be influenced by blogs.) Well, it would be simple enough to say that the kind of person who does this is the kind of person who can’t distinguish between plural and possessive, so as to write “moral’s charge” (wrong) instead of “morals charge” (correct).

Wednesday, Donald linked to an American Thinker column by blogger Robin of Berkeley, a psychotherapist who wondered about the trolls who plagued her own blog:

Where do these trolls come from? Where do they live and breed?
Do they write in dank basement rooms while their bedraggled girlfriends (or moms) pick up their dirty shorts? Do they intermix trolling with downloading internet porn?  (I’m not being snarky here; I’d bet good money that violent smut gives them endless inspiration.)

Leaving aside such speculation, Robin proceeds:

The creepy thing is that in the minds of trolls, and other extreme Progressives, their behavior is as normal as apple pie. This is because their worldview is amoral and asocial. Therefore, the merit of hurling insults at a complete stranger is a no-brainer.
Many leftists are positively clueless about how to conduct themselves in a civilized manner.  Believe me, I have tried over and over to engage some — any — in a respectful discussion.
Although I rarely give up on people, I have had to conclude that many extreme progressives are not simply choosing to be vicious. They do not know how to restrain themselves.

Which is exactly right: These trolls are asocial and incapable of restraint. And Robin of Berkeley lays her finger on an important point in suggesting trolls “intermix trolling with downloading internet porn.”

Like online porn, trolling is a secretive, solitary, anti-social vice, pursued in anonymity. Julie Zhuo of the New York Times emphasized anonymity as the decisive factor in the behavior of trolls. It is fun to imagine a sort of “To Catch a Predator” sting operation on trolls, with Chris Hansen confronting these people with their comments: “Did you write this?”

Anonymity is clearly a factor in the anti-social behavior of trolls, but what about isolation? In The Culture of Narcissism, Christopher Lasch analyzed how changes in social structures, including the family and the workplace, created different behavioral incentives and a shift of values. Whereas for most of the 19th century, the literature of success had emphasized values of discipline and self-denial, the rise of the large bureaucratic corporation resulted in a greater emphasis on the “management of interpersonal relations” and conveying the impression of “personal magnetism.” This progressed over the decades until, by the 1970s, everyone nodded in recognition at Lasch’s description:

“The upwardly mobile corporate executive . . . advances through the corporate ranks not by serving the organization but by convincing his associates that he possesses the attributes of a ‘winner.'”

The flinging apart of giant corporation — downsizing, outsourcing, telecommuting, etc. — has radically changed the typical work environment in the 30 years since Lasch made that observation. “Interpersonal relations” have little or no meaning in such careers as software programming. For many others, career communications occur far more frequently through text messages and e-mails than through face-to-face conversations. And for many, “virtual” relationships — whether personal or professional — with faraway strangers are more meaningful than relationships with the people they actually meet daily in real life. (My wife: “How was your day?” Me: “Great. I just got Instalanched.”)

What does this dynamic mean to the progressive troll? In his virtual world, he feels the need to “represent” as a loyal member of the online tribe. So when a hostile target comes into view — e.g., the self-proclaimed neocon Donald Douglas — there is a competition among the trolls to make the most vicious attack possible. Through these attacks, the troll who excels others in obxnoxious thereby enhances both his self-esteem and his status within the virtual community.

A narcissistic quest for admiration — if only self-admiration — is therefore deeply implicated in the behavior of trolls. Their comments are neither informative nor entertaining, because that is not their purpose. They are engaged in destructive activity and expect to be admired for it by others who share their opinion that the target is worthy of destruction.

Their relevant peer-group (whose admiration they seek) are not people they actually know in real-life, but rather their fellow members of the ideologically organized virtual community. And this sort of behavior is not limited to blog trolls. Continue reading Narcissism, Isolation and Trolls →

Happy Hannukah From Sarah Palin

Her Facebook page:

As Jewish families all over the country and the world come together to celebrate the festival of lights – the miracle of one day’s worth of oil lasting for eight – we are reminded that this holiday is also about the miracle of taking a stand against impossible odds, surviving existential threats, and staying true to one’s values and beliefs through it all.
More than two thousand years after the Maccabees rebelled against their oppressors and reconsecrated their Holy Temple, the Jewish people continue to face threats to their existence, and they continue to persevere and overcome great odds. Today we should all recommit ourselves to ensuring that the miracle of a Jewish state endures forever. The dreidel is one of the most familiar symbols of Hanukkah, with Hebrew letters on it representing the phrase Nes Gadol Haya Sham – “a great miracle happened there.” Indeed a great miracle is still happening there. Todd and I wish the Jewish community a very Happy Hanukkah.

Scratch Newt for 2012

He lost me at “not”:

“We are not going to deport 11 million people,” Gingrich said Thursday as he kicked off his first forum on Latino issues. “There has to be some zone between deportation and amnesty.”

We are also not going to be able to kill or capture every terrorist in the world, but we don’t go around proclaiming that in public, do we?

What Newt is saying here is simple: Surrender.

Raise the white flag, forfeit national sovereignty and admit that we are no longer a nation of law — issue a free pass to foreign lawbreakers who are, and of right should be treated as, criminals.

Every dime donated to a Newt Gingrich presidential campaign is a waste — but it’s worse than a waste, because it distracts attention from candidates who might possibly win. If the Great Maverick Debacle of 2008 proved nothing else, it proved that when Republicans nominate a two-faced backstabbing weasel who supports amnesty, disaster ensues.

No amnesty. Ever. And no more backstabbing weasels.

Hasta la vista, Newt!

LIVE AT FIVE – 12.03.10

TOP NEWS

House Votes 333-79 To Censure Rangel For Ethics Violations

Congressman Charles Rangel, D-NY

Long history of violations weighed heavily against him

Lame Duck  Congress Does Tax Bill Kabuki

Symbolic vote by House to preserve tax rates for lower & middle-class taxpayers unlikely to pass Senate


Troopers Report Slow But Steady Progress In Clearing NY State Thruway
Highway blocked for hours by first lake-effect blizzard of the winter



POLITICS

Senate GOP Blasts Pentagon DADT Repeal Survey

Senator John McCain (R-AZ)

McCain to Gates: “You think it’s a good idea to replace 264,000 troops across the force at a time of war?”

Judge Denies Request To Close Great Lakes To Carp



Coburn, Crapo Endorse Deficit Commission’s Plan

With Budget Crisis Over, Congress Turns To Quieting Loud Ads On TV



THE ECONOMY, STUPID

Amazon Invests In LivingSocial; Google Talks With Groupon Continue

Jump In Holiday Retail Sales Sends Stocks Higher

Google: Judge, Jury…Online Shopping Executioner?

Kinect Poses Real Threat To Wii



SPORTS

LeBron James Greeted With Chorus Of Boos In Return To Cleveland

LeBron James does his pre-game rosin cloud ritual

Bitter Cavs fans are very bitter

UK Loses Out To Russia In 2018 World Cup Bid

Chisox Sign 1B Adam Dunn For 4 Years, $56 Million

Yankees Increase Bucks But Not Years For Jeter



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS

Hey Kanye I Know You Got This New Album…

Taylor Swift struts her cover stuff

…and we’re really happy for you, but Taylor Swift is the youngest Entertainer of the Year ever!

Nope, Those Nude Pics On 4chan Aren’t Miley

Heidi Klum  And Seal Scoop Up Foreclosed $13 Million Brentwood House

Winona Ryder: “I Gotta Bag Me  A Husband!”

“Dexter” Renewed For Sixth Season

Eminem, Lady Antebellum Lead Grammy Nominees


TV Guide Denies Lightening Padma Lakshmi’s Skin

Kurtis Blow Busted For Weed …wait, what?

Suspect In Chasen Slaying Kills Self As Police Close In



FOREIGNERS

Ivory Coast Army Closes Borders As Election Unrest Continues

Scotland Yard Arrest Of Wikileaks Leader Imminent

Snow & Freezing Weather Disrupt Travel In Europe For Fifth Day

Iraqi Interior Minister Calls For Prompt Hanging Of Terror Suspects



BLOGS & STUFF

Weasel Zippers: Bachmann – “There Needs To Be An Insurrection Against Leadership GOP Doesn’t Hold Straight Vote To Repeal Obamacare”

iOwnTheWorld: Tea Party Caucus Earmark Requests?

Allahpundit: Is Pence The Primary Threat To Sarah Palin?


Please remember to send in your Rule 5 Sunday submissions to Rule5Wombat, as I’m going to try and get that back on the rails for Hanukkah.

— compiled by Wombat-socho