LIVE AT FIVE – 12.01.10

TOP NEWS

Wikileaks Head Makes Interpol’s Most Wanted List

WANTED: For Rape, Molestation and Sexual Coercion

Apparently can’t take “no” for an answer in bed either

White House, GOP Leaders Hopeful About Deal On Bush Tax Rates After Meeting
Something for everyone on budget, tax issues?

DoD Study Claims Few Drawbacks To Dropping DADT
Resistance to policy change is highest in Marines, other combat units


Russia Backs PRC Call For Renewed Six-Party Talks On Korea Crisis
Okay, anyone not see that one coming?



POLITICS

Food “Safety” Act Passed By Senate

ALL YOUR FOODZ ARE BELONG TO US

Tester amendment exempting farmers making less that $500K and selling only to locals passes, but has no equivalent in House bill passed last year

Supremes Review Court Order Requiring Release Of Cali Prisoners To Relieve Overcrowding
State warns that “people are going to die on the streets” if order upheld

Illinois House Passes Civil Unions For Same-Sex Couples

Wisconsin Teen Dies Of Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound

Deficit Reduction Commission Takes Aim At Mortgage Deduction



THE ECONOMY, STUPID

Google In Talks To Buy Groupon Online Coupon Site

Bernanke Tells Executives He’s Concerned About The Jobless
Yeah, suuuure.

Irish Minister Slams EU On Bailout
“Bite/The hand that feeds you/Bite/Off more than you can chew/What can you do?/You can dare to be stupid!”

FCC Investigates Level 3/Comcast Spat Over Peering Charges

Air Force’s Secret X-37B Space Plane Returns To Earth Soon

No Access To Wikileaks Behind Great Firewall Of China



SPORTS

Celtics Apply Beatdown To Cavs For Fourth Straight Win

Shaq helps take down his old team

Cavs make Rondo shoot, Rondo makes Cavs pay with 23 points, 12 assists

Woods Returns To World Challenge

Heat’s Big Men Put Up Little Results

Padres Lose Tejada To Giants

Jamie McCourt Rejects Divorce Settlement Proposal; Dodgers Ownership Left Unsettled



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS

Uma Thurman Stalker Jugged For Violating Protection Order

Stalking Uma Thurman. You fail at it.

Previously convicted for stalking & harassment, now doing 30 days under observation after phone calls to Thurman’s phone, office

Natalie Portman Says Her Masturbation Scene in “Black Swan” Is Disgusting (Video)
Hot grits scene apparently deleted, so how disgusting can it be?

Johnny Depp Talks To Patti Smith About Working With Angelina Jolie, Jack Sparrow, and Music

“Dancing With The Stars” Wants Lindsay Lohan

Tom Hanks Confirmed For “Triple Frontier”


Jim Carrey: “I’m Here To Do Extreme And Interesting Things”

Kara DioGuardi Writing Memoir About “American Idol”



FOREIGNERS

Russian President Medvedev Warns Of New Arms Race If Cooperation Fails

Apparently he was drunk and missed how the last one ended.

State Department Condemns Palestinian Claim That Western Wall “Not Jewish”

In related news, Turkish Foreign Minister laughs off Wikileaks, blames difficulties with Israel on the Jews

Ruling Party Sweeps Egyptian Parliamentary Elections
Oh, wait, not news…

EU, African States Urge Peaceful Sudan Referendum
Also on record as being in favor of fuzzy kittens, pretty girls, strong drink



BLOGS & STUFF

Protein Wisdom: Cantor Said WHAT?

Tim Cavanaugh: Disorganizing For America

Jawa Report: GOP Complaints Get Ant-Covered Jesus Pulled From National Portrait Gallery Exhibit

TigerHawk: Governor Christie, Free This Man!

GVDL: Oh, The Suffering This Poor Child President Has To Endure!

Althouse: Why Aren’t There Any Black Senators?

Megan McArdle: Health Care Union Drops Coverage For Kids



— compiled by Wombat-socho

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, and Don’t Go Messing With the U.S. Marine Corps

The Pentagon issues a study on the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.”  A military veteran points out that “opposition and skepticism is highest, a majority, among those in the Marine Corps, Army and combat units,” and adds:

[T]he report also represents a rather cavalier attitude at the top toward those troops who either have deep religious or moral grounds or effectiveness concerns for unease serving in close quarters and life-or-death situations with homosexuals. It, also, represents acceptance of the price in recruitment, careers and retention. None of those increase my faith in the politicized leadership of the armed forces.

Read the whole thing. My argument is Viscount Falkland’s maxim: “Where it is not necessary to change, it is necessary not to change.” We are being asked to step into the great unknown, and assured that the negative consequences — if any — will be far outweighed by the benefits.

UPDATE: Welcome, Gay Patriot readers. You may be interested in my August post about the San Francisco v. Schwarzenegger court decision, “Equality Über Alles.”

In general, those who make equality the be-all, end-all of political virtue — latter-day Jacobins, as it were — are attempting an impossible task, pursuing an ideal that cannot be achieved in reality. Such attempts in the past have not yielded “social justice” (which is a mirage, as Hayek said), but rather have merely substituted new injustices for old. And in many cases, these innovations of so-called Progress have produced harm for the very people they were intended to benefit.

Specifically, it should be remembered that “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” was a compromise, reached in 1993, after a harsh negative reaction to President Clinton’s proposal to void (by executive order) the sanctions against homosexual conduct in the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

From the beginning, both gay-rights radicals and their strongest opponents (including Elaine Donnelly of the Center for Military Readiness) have said the compromise was untenable — as all compromises with radicalism tend to be.

This situation reminds me very much of an occasion when William F. Buckley was invited to debate the British feminist Germaine Greer at Oxford Union, but they were unable to agree on the formulation of the proposition to be debated. After a series of trans-Atlantic telegrams in which various formulations were proposed and rejected, Buckley became exasperated and wired back this proposal: “Resolved: Give ’em an inch, and they’ll take a mile.”

And in that sarcastic response, I suggest, Buckley perfectly summarized the implacable nature of radicalism, and expressed why it is the duty of conservatives to “stand athwart history yelling ‘Stop!'”

Buckley did not oppose feminism because he was “anti-woman,” and opponents of the Official Gay Rights Agenda ought not let themselves be intimidated by the accusation that they are motivated by “homophobia.”

Neither should gay people let themselves be bullied into support of the Official Agenda by identity-politics appeals to group solidarity. The leadership of the gay-rights movement are pursuing their own interests — i.e., fund-raising and political power — and their claim to speak for the interests of others should be regarded as highly dubious.

Good-Bye, Harry and Maggie

When your Big Three morning show has got ratings in the cable-TV range, something’s got to give:

CBS News’ “The Early Show” ousted long-time anchors Harry Smith and Maggie Rodriguez on Tuesday to rescue the low-rated, third-place finisher among morning talk shows.
Starting on January 3, Erica Hill and Chris Wragge, who have been co-anchors of the Saturday morning telecast of “The Early Show” will take the weekday positions of Smith and Rodriguez, CBS News said. . . .
In the most recent week, rivals “Today” on NBC pulled in roughly 5.6 million viewers a day, compared with 4.6 million for ABC’s “Good Morning America” and 2.9 million for “The Early Show,” according to audience tracker Nielsen. . . .

Of course, nobody expects Eric and Chris to get higher ratings than Lauer on “Today” or Stephanopoulos on “GMA.” But CBS had to change something, and so it’s good-bye, Harry and Maggie.

Category: CBS

Asking Tip-Jar Hitters to Send Me to Cancun? Probably Not Worth Trying

Chris Horner at The American Spectator calls to our attention the fact that the latest effort to coerce us into adopting the Kyoto protocols — the holy writ of the global-warming cult — involves bringing 15,000 participants to the Mexican beach resort of Cancun for two entire weeks.

(Video via Instapundit.) The overwhelming majority of these climate-change cultists are, of course, traveling at the expense of taxpayers. If they aren’t government officials, they’re university professors or employees of NGOs funded by tax-exempt “philanthropic” foundations.

Unfortunately, my quest to find a right-wing billionaire to fund my own personal 501(c)3 has so far been futile, and I doubt anyone’s going to hit the tip jar for $2,300 ($400 for airfare + $1,900 for two weeks at the Cancun Hyatt) so that I can go cover the shenanigans of these idiots. Funding such an expedition via PayPal contributions is not absolutely impossible — if 115 readers each kicked in $20, for example — but it is probably a bad idea because:

  • A. You don’t need a gonzo reporter to know that the global-warming crowd is a pack of fools; and
  • B. My wife would kill me.

So unless you’re willing to pay for me to take Mrs. Other McCain along on that two-week vacation investigative reporting trip to Cancun, let’s not even talk about it.

By the way, I’ve decided that “Make My Wife Happy” Day should be extended to “Make My Wife Happy” Week — just because. I’m actually planning to spend the whole month of December at home, after gallivanting all over America the past year while covering the Tea Party movement and political campaigns. Readers seemed to enjoy sending me off to California, Alaska, Massachusetts, New York, Florida and other scenes of political action, and I certainly enjoyed being in the middle of that action. But my travels imposed an enormous strain on the domestic front, a burden shouldered by Mrs. Other McCain. 

More than once I explained, when I asked my wife to pack the suitcase for another campaign sojourn that hadn’t yet been wholly compensated by tip-jar donations, “Honey, this is showtime. This is what the readers are paying for. They’re not going to pay me just to sit in the basement and snark at the news.” Sometimes I made that explanation while struggling to hold back tears. No kidding.

So now it’s “Make My Wife Happy” Week, and I thank those tip-jar hitters who have, so far, prevented my darling bride from stabbing me to death in my sleep.

But the rest of you guys need to hit the freaking tip jar. Because she’s still got a kitchen drawer full of knives . . .

‘Roman Polanski Has a Rival as the World’s Most Notorious Fugitive Pervert’

That was a friend’s reaction on Twitter to the news that Interpol has issued a warrant for Julian Assange on sex-crimes charges:

The WikiLeaks founder, Julian Assange, is tonight facing growing legal problems around the world, with the US announcing that it was investigating whether he had violated its espionage laws.
Assange’s details were also added to Interpol’s worldwide wanted list. Dated 30 November, the entry reads: “sex crimes” and says the warrant has been issued by the international public prosecution office in Gothenburg, Sweden. “If you have any information contact your national or local police.” It reads: “Wanted: Assange, Julian Paul,” and gives his birthplace as Townsville, Australia. . . .
In contrast to previous WikiLeaks releases, Assange has, on this occasion, kept a relatively low profile. His attempt to give an interview to Sky News via Skype was thwarted today by a faulty internet connection.
Assange’s reluctance to emerge in public is understandable. It comes amid a rapid narrowing of his options. Several countries are currently either taking – or actively considering – aggressive legal moves against him. This lengthening list includes Sweden, Australia and now the US – but so far as can be made out, not Britain.

(Hat-tip: Yid With Lid.) How nice of the Guardian to describe Assange’s “reluctance to emerge in public” as “understandable.” What part of “fugitive sex criminal” is so hard for these people to comprehend?

UPDATE: Maybe this explains something:

WikiLeaks Founder Julian Assange Tells
TIME: Hillary Clinton ‘Should Resign’

Lesson to fugitive perverts: Don’t f*** with Hillary.

‘Most of the Miseries of the World Were Caused by Wars . . .’

” . . and, when the wars were over, no one ever knew what they were about.”
— Ashley Wilkes, Gone With the Wind

Captain Wilkes might well have added that, the further wars recede from memory, the more difficult it becomes to explain them to people who only know what they were taught in school.

Why, for example, did “Remember the Maine!” serve as the spark for war fever against Spain in 1898? Or what inspired Argentina to invade the Falkland Islands in 1982?

When I was a kid growing up in the 1960s, every patriotic American knew that our troops were in Vietnam to fight the godless commies. But by the time I got to high school in the 1970s, we were evacuating troops from the roof of the embassy in Saigon because fighting the godless commies no longer seemed like a good idea to the folks in charge.

The experience of defeat in Vietnam was, and remains, a tender scar in the American soul, dividing us still.

Some people took from that experience the lesson that any foreign military operation by the United States was necessarily a bad thing, an imperialist quest for world domination undertaken on behalf of greedy corporations that stood to profit from supplying the war machine and exploiting the resources gained by conquest.

Others took from the Vietnam experience a quite different lesson, about how politicians attempting to micromanage military operations bring about disaster and about the folly of “limited” war undertaken without adequate appreciation of the enemy’s unwillingness to recognize such limits. And then there was the question of exactly when dissent in time of war crosses a line and becomes something far more sinister than mere dissent — but let’s not go there.

No, it’s best to fight one war at a time.

My experience of growing up during the Vietnam war, and seeing how it has been variously interpreted in the years since, instilled in me a deep skepticism about simplistic, politicized explanations for war.

Even World War II,  in which my own father was wounded within an inch of his life while fighting the Nazis, has been subjected to revisionism and critical scrutiny that somewhat debunks the gauzy idealism that has surrounded “The Last Good War.” And this skepticism about viewing war through a political prism was only increased by watching how, in 1990-91, the anti-war crowd leaped to the conclusion that the U.S. military response to Saddam Hussein’s invasion of Kuwait — Operation Desert Shield, which became Desert Storm — was sure to be an endless bloody quagmire.

Fortunately, that war reached a quick and successful conclusion before the advocates of “peace” could do much more than make complete fools of themselves. But by the time the hawks began beating the war-drums in 2002, demanding the invasion and conquest of Iraq, the first Gulf War had been misinterpreted by many as proof that all future U.S. wars would be quick and successful — much to the subsequent chagrin of “Cakewalk Ken” Adelman and his friends.

As I say, however, it’s best to fight one war at a time and I’ve no more interest in arguing about Iraq than I have in arguing about Vietnam. My point is that every U.S. war in my lifetime has been subjected to endless arguments like this, the sturdy facts obscured by partisan politics and opinions having nothing to do with actual military operations.

This is all by way of explaining why I get so weary of the tendentiousness with which some people approach the study of the War Between the States. The New York Times sent a reporter to Atlanta to stir up trouble in this regard:

ATLANTA — The Civil War, the most wrenching and bloody episode in American history, may not seem like much of a cause for celebration, especially in the South.
And yet, as the 150th anniversary of the four-year conflict gets under way, some groups in the old Confederacy are planning at least a certain amount of hoopla, chiefly around the glory days of secession, when 11 states declared their sovereignty under a banner of states’ rights and broke from the union.
The events include a “secession ball” in the former slave port of Charleston (“a joyous night of music, dancing, food and drink,” says the invitation), which will be replicated on a smaller scale in other cities. A parade is being planned in Montgomery, Ala., along with a mock swearing-in of Jefferson Davis as president of the Confederacy. . . .

You can read the whole thing, if you wish, but let’s just say that no decent Southern gentleman would accept an invitation to discuss the War if he knew that Mark Potok would be invited to the discussion.

Might as well discuss sexual morality with Andrew Sullivan, or discuss democracy with Kim Jong Il.

Perhaps I’ll have more to say later, or perhaps not. There are enough idiots in the world to argue with, and enough topics on which such idiots claim expertise, without arguing with the New York Times about the War — or, as refined Southerners once called it, the Late Unpleasantness.

From ‘Blame Bush’ to ‘It’s All Rigged’

Wherein a Democratic senator complains that the agenda of Senate Democrats is un-democratic:

Via Hot Air and the Daily Caller. Sen. Bennett has discovered Hall’s Iron Law of Leadership: There are people who make lists, and there are people who are on lists. Bennett’s not a list-maker, so he’ll vote the way he’s told and be grateful for the opportunity.

Notice how getting their asses whupped in the mid-terms has awakened Democrats — not just Bennett, but a lot of liberal bloggers — to the fact that maybe their leaders are more interested in preserving their own power than in advancing the glorious progressive Cause. And the illusion of leadership omnicompetence evaporates pretty quickly after a world-historic ass-whupping.