Andrzejewski’s Army

My latest column at The American Spectator:

Adam Andrzejewski refers to his opponents in the Illinois Republican primary as “the Redcoats,” while calling his own grassroots campaign for governor “the ragtag army.”
Revolutionary War metaphors come easily for Andrzejewski, whose showing Tuesday in Illinois will provide an early test of the ability of Tea Party activists to deliver votes in Republican primaries during this year’s mid-term campaign. . . .
Like George Washington’s ill-equipped colonial soldiers outnumbered by the professional troops of the British Empire, Andrzejewski finds himself up against more experienced foes in the gubernatorial race. His opponents in the seven-candidate primary include veteran state Sen. Kirk Dillard and former state GOP chairman Andy McKenna. Yet their experience may actually prove a liability in Illinois, a state plagued by corruption scandals, including the one that led to last year’s impeachment of former Democratic Gov. Rod Blagojevich.
“My opponents have 100 years of combined Illinois political experience,” Andrzejewski said in a telephone interview Sunday. “I ask one question on the trail: Do you feel Illinois is running well? Nobody in 11 months has raised their hand.” . . .

Read the whole thing.

UPDATE: While I was on the phone with Andrzejewski yesterday, he told me he was late for another interview — with Jim Hoft of Gateway Pundit. I told Andrzejewski, “Tell Jim I said to say hello to Charles Johnson. He’ll understand.” Inside-blogging jokes aside, here’s a video clip from Jim’s exclusive interview with Andrzejewski:

Both Jim at Gateway Pundit and Adam Brickley at Race 4 2012 report that Andrzejewski’s internal poll shows him surging — which I don’t doubt, but I didn’t include that in the Spectator story, for several reasons.

First, there’s no way to verify the numbers in a campaign’s internal polls. These are tools the campaign uses for its own purposes, and not intended for public consumption. Obviously, after last week’s PPP survey showed Andrzejewski 8 points behind Kirk Dillard, the Andrzejewski campaign wants to counter the perception that their candidate is trailing. And there are certainly reasons to believe the race has tightened, as I reported:

Since [the PPP poll was released], Dillard has come under heavy criticism for appearing in a 2008 campaign commercial for Obama, and Andrzejewski says his own campaign has gained ground.
“We feel we’re either within the margin of error or leading the race right now,” said the Tea Party candidate, adding that he senses “panic” among his rivals in the crowded primary field. “We think 22 percent wins the race. Anywhere from 150,000 to 200,000 votes — in a state of 13 million — will win the nomination. The bar is that low.”

Which brings us to the second reason I didn’t include the internal poll: In this kind of situation– seven candidates in a tight race, on the eve of a February primary — polls don’t really mean much. It’s about turnout at this point, and the difference between victory and defeat may come down to a few hundred votes. That’s why the Andrzejewski mailer featuring Lech Walesa’s endorsement is so important.

If they’ve actually targeted that to more than 200,000 Polish-American households in Illinois, as a campaign source told me last week, that could prove decisive. Memories of Poland’s Cold War struggle against Soviet domination are strongest with older voters and, as my brother once remarked to me, “Old people vote.”

Everybody talks about getting out the “youth vote,” but senior citizens are always more likely to turn out in primary. And the appeal of a clean-cut young Polish-American success story endorsed by Lech Walesa . . . Well, that’s got to be worth a few thousand votes, right?

Andrzejewski Campaign Mailer Features Walesa Endorsement; ALSO: TV Ad Video

Earlier today I did a phone interview with Illinois gubernatorial candidate Adam Andrzejewski — he was at a rally near St. Louis where Jim Hoft of Gateway Pundit was on the scene — and I’ll have that story in a few hours. Meanwhile, here are images of the Andrzejewski mailer featuring Lech Walesa, which campaign sources tell me was sent to more than 200,000 Polish-American voters in Illinois:

And here is the closing TV ad airing before Tuesday’s primary:

Adam Andrzejewski’s Web site is here and he is @AdamForIllinois on Twitter.

Why Aren’t You Home-Schooling Yet?

Pamela Geller reports exclusively on how high school students are being recruited and indoctrinated by Obama’s Organizing for America in an “internship program is geared towards the 2010 elections.”

That’s just one report from Massillon, Ohio, but it’s everywhere now. When Howard Zinn became a good Commie this week, comments pointed out that Zinn’s Marxist history is now standard reading in high school advanced-placement (AP) classes.

For decades, public schools have been a laboratory where America’s children are used as guinea pigs for the experimental education projects of the elite. And what is astonishing is that so many parents tell themselves, “Oh, that stuff’s not going on in my kid’s school.”

Well, it is. If you’re too stupid to realize it, you’re part of the problem. There is no point trying to “fix” the system, because the system itself is the problem, as Ray Moore explained more than a decade ago:

“Christians have got to come to grips with the fact that the government is not going to fix the schools. The government is causing the problem,” says the Rev. E. Ray Moore Jr., national director of Exodus 2000, an organization formed in 1997 to encourage parents and churches to choose Christian education instead of public schools.
“Each effort to fix [public education] makes things worse,” says Mr. Moore, an Army Reserve chaplain who served in the 1991 Persian Gulf war. The problems of the “government school” system, as Mr. Moore calls it, are “terminal, and the quicker Christian people realize it, the quicker they’ll be able to take action.”

Get your kids out of public schools, now. Tomorrow may be too late.

Update: (Smitty)
SondraK underscores Stacy’s point, in a postcard from the edge.

French Scientists Held a Symposium . . .

. . . about the G-spot. Their conclusion? If women don’t have orgasms, blame the English!

When it comes to science and orgasms, the world always looks to France, where the erogenous zone now known as the G-spot was first discoverd by French women while having sex with Nazi troops.

It was originally called la spot de la Vichy, but after the war the French renamed it G-spot as a tribute to their good friends in the Gestapo.

(Hat-tip: Dan Collins, who isn’t even slightly French.)

Oh, Boy! Dead Terrorists!

Dan Riehl alerts us to the happy news that a Taliban leader has become the only kind of good jihadi:

Hakimullah Mehsud died of injuries sustained in an air strike in North Waziristan earlier this month, Pakistan’s state television claimed.
The state broadcaster also said the leader had been buried in the Pakistani Taliban-controlled area of Orakzai.

It was a Jan. 17 drone attack that spared the long-suffering world the continued existence of Hakimullah. The British Guardian rounds up the news:

An elder in the Mamuzai area of Orakzai tribal agency said he attended Mehsud’s funeral on Thursday, the Associated Press reported. Speaking anonymously for fear of retaliation, the elder said Mehsud died at his in-laws’ home.
A Reuters report, quoting a Pakistani intelligence official, said the Taliban leader may have been fatally wounded following a 17 January drone attack on two vehicles in North Waziristan.
Mehsud’s fate has been the subject of intense speculation since a drone attack on 13 January on a remote madrasa on the border between South and North Waziristan.

A madrasa? An Islamic school? Surely they don’t us to believe that practicioners of the Religion of Peace would be harboring a terrorist.

The CIA didn’t read Meshud his Miranda rights or provide him with an attorney before launching a Hellfire missile at him. Meshud’s federal trial in Manhattan has thus been postponed indefinitely.

The ACLU could not be reached for comment.

Tip-Jar Hitters Don’t Do Davos

Maybe next year your contributions to the Galactic Conquest Fund will be enough to send me to Switzerland to hobnob with the bigwigs, but for now, we’ll have to rely on the MSM to tell us what’s going on there with the Masters of the Universe. Associated Press:

The state of the world’s economy, and keeping it on a course of recovery, is the focus of the last day of the World Economic Forum.
The five-day conference, which draws to a close Sunday, has seen much spirited debate on whether more regulation is needed for the financial industry, boosting sagging global employment and finding ways to ensure the nascent recovery is kept on course through 2010.

That’s why I want to go to Davos: So I can find an excuse to use the phrase “nascent recovery” in a news story. Some guys have all the fun. And girls, too. Alison Smale of the New York Times:

DAVOS, Switzerland — If there was one takeaway from the annual gathering of business and political leaders in Davos this year, it was this: trust in governments, corporations and above all banks has become as elusive as sure footing on the icy streets of this Alpine resort.

Oh, yeah, that’s a tough assignment you’ve got there, Alison, braving “the icy streets of this Alpin resort.” Buy yourself a cup of cocoa and send the bill to Pinch Sulzberger. Maybe next week, the New York Times will fly you to Cancun to recover from the trauma. Marcus Walker and Emma Moody of the Wall Street Journal:

DAVOS, Switzerland — Not so long ago, financiers ruled the roost at the glitzy annual gathering of the global economic elite here in the Swiss Alps. At this year’s gathering of the World Economic Forum, the unofficial theme seems to be, “First, kill all the bankers.”
The ire directed at bankers from all sides is palpable, acknowledged Donald Moore, chairman of Morgan Stanley in Europe, as he stood alone reading some charts amidst the hubbub at the forum’s Global Village cafe. Asked which other groups of people have been similarly unpopular in Davos in the past, he said: “terrorists.” . . .
The scorn poured on the industry at this year’s get-together in the Swiss ski resort is a sign of a mounting international backlash against the financial sector.

To say nothing of the backlash against reporters traveling to Swiss ski resorts to hang out in the Global Village Cafe with the “global economic elite” on Rupert Murdoch’s dime. But just wait until next year. Dan Collins is likely to double-dog dare me like he did with the Pasadena trip, and then you’ll have some serious “hubbub”  — Fear and Loathing in Davos.

You know who goes to Davos? David Brooks.

Figure the whole Davos trip, soup-to-nuts — air fare, hotel, etc. — can’t  possibly cost more than $3,650. So if the tip-jar hitters could just come across with an extra $10 a day for the next 365 days, I can be there next year for the World Economic Forum. And won’t Mr. Brooks be surprised to see me?

Aluminum baseball bat, $14.95.

I’m just sayin’ . . .