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Could Anthony Weiner Offer Jim Moran Some Life Coaching?

Posted on | September 14, 2011 | 16 Comments

by The World’s Youngest Blogger

Review dad’s posts below. I’m not even two months old yet, and it’s as obvious as an empty milk bottle that the government has run the country dry with spending too much.

Yet here is my frankly doddering embarrassment of a Congressman, insisting along with a couple of others that punching a hole in the milk bottle will somehow help it fill up.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today, Representatives Jerrold Nadler (D-NY), Hank Johnson (D-GA) and Jim Moran (D-VA) introduced the Full Faith and Credit Act of 2011 in order to eliminate the federal debt ceiling, a law they view as unnecessary and increasingly an impediment to Congress’s ability to further economic recovery. The Members highlighted the recent disastrous debt ceiling debate and the promise of Republican congressional leaders to invoke the law at each turn in order to impose their extreme and economically regressive agenda on the American people. The legislation comes on the same day that House Republicans moved to pass a resolution expressing disapproval of the U.S. borrowing to fund government operations already directed by Congress.

Talk about an infantile mentality! Even I can tell the difference between the government nipple and momma’s–you suck from one, the other sucks you!
Now, I’m rather new on the scene, but, from what I understand, former Representative Anthony Weiner has done about the smartest thing you can do if you’re a Democrat. So, my thought is that maybe Weiner could help Moran out. Moran’s ideas must not be very good, if he’s still hanging around people like Nancy Pelosi.
What you think? Anyway, I have to summon my staff for a trip in the stroller.
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Comments

16 Responses to “Could Anthony Weiner Offer Jim Moran Some Life Coaching?”

  1. Matt Lewis
    September 14th, 2011 @ 5:42 pm

    Yay!  Another abdication of Constitutional responsibility.  They should just let the IRS set tax rates and judges pick their successors, too!

  2. Obi's Sister
    September 14th, 2011 @ 5:53 pm

    Hank Johnson…..hahahahahahahahahaha

  3. BrianBoru
    September 14th, 2011 @ 6:22 pm

    That’s so “whatcha talking about Willis” look.  quite appropriate. you crack me up, Smitty. and WYB

  4. Anonymous
    September 14th, 2011 @ 6:26 pm

    I think WYB is giving his momma the “bring me a boob or a bottle NOW!” look.  After all, he wants to toast Turner’s win!

  5. Ft. Deitrick dude
    September 14th, 2011 @ 6:27 pm

    so wyb if I may call you that I want to thank you in advance for taking on my contemporaries debt.Im sorry but when your time comes the whole thing will have gone bust some tried most didnt you drew the short straw.I hate that but it is what it is.Good luck man you’ll need it

  6. Joe
    September 14th, 2011 @ 6:55 pm

    Bitty Smitty is a smart kid with an icy stare that means business!  He is like Lee Marvin. 

  7. Anonymous
    September 14th, 2011 @ 6:58 pm

    There is actually a move to have the IRS figure your taxes, they’d due the return and send it to you for signature. Government….always looking out for number one.

  8. BrianBoru
    September 14th, 2011 @ 7:06 pm

    Takes after Papa. 

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  10. McGehee
    September 14th, 2011 @ 10:20 pm

    Leaving us taxpayers having to look out for number two.

    (This is the second time in a row I’ve posted a “number two” joke in a  WYB thread. I hope this streak doesn’t get any longer. Or browner.)

  11. Joe
    September 14th, 2011 @ 10:49 pm

    Papa Smitty you mean.  I am sure you do not suggest Lee Marvin was his papa (although I would not be surprised if Lee Marvin was Smitty’s dad). 

  12. Anonymous
    September 14th, 2011 @ 10:54 pm

    I recommend you work on different ways of presenting that joke you’ll be using it alot.

  13. Anonymous
    September 14th, 2011 @ 11:16 pm

    Or Chuck Norris.

  14. Anonymous
    September 15th, 2011 @ 2:53 am

    You mean he should ‘try harder’?

    Cheers

  15. Quartermaster
    September 15th, 2011 @ 4:54 pm

    Good post my the newbie. I bet Bitty Smitty would work a lot cheaper than daddy Smitty. the RSM wouldn’t have to tell us to hit the tip jar so often.

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