How Early Is Too Early To Warn Your Son About Those Girls? The Third Trimester?
by Smitty National Offend A Feminist Week is the time that we celebrate all things good, lasting, and traditional, at the expense of the occasional harpy. This year’s celebration finds me especially exultant, as I have convinced my wife that my heritage is worth preserving in the human gene pool, in that most pre-historic, patriarchal […]
National Offend a Feminist Week 2011
For the third consecutive year, we are pleased to inaugurate this annual festival of fun, quoting the immortal words of our charter: Hey, sweetheart, when I say “bring me a cup of coffee,” I mean bring me fresh coffee, OK? All bloggers are invited to make their contributions to this weeklong celebration of reactionary traditionalism. […]
Albert Haynesworth, Victim
He’s 6-foot-6, 335 pounds, a former first-round draft pick and two-time All-Pro. Yet the Washington Redskins’ defensive end is a victim of . . . err, discrimination: Washington Redskins player Albert Haynesworth has been indicted on one charge of sexual abuse after a Feb. 13 incident at the W Hotel, in which he allegedly fondled […]
Feminists vs. the FBI
While the Federal Bureau of Investigation is busy trying to apprehend criminals, the Feminist Majority Foundation is busy hectoring FBI Director Robert Mueller over the meaning of words: No More Excuses: Change the Definition of Rape Tell the FBI and Department of Justice: It’s high time for the FBI to modernize their archaic definition of […]
Is America Ready for the Return of National Offend a Feminist Week?
Yes, it’s true: The third annual celebration begins Monday, May 2, and I’ve begun preparing for the occasion by accumulating vintage images of happy housewives from the Dark Ages of Patriarchal Oppression. Nothing so offends a feminist as the idea that somewhere there might be a woman who considers it an honor and privilege to […]
To Hell With ‘Gender Equity’
That’s my reaction to a New York Times story about how universities are faking their way around Title IX, which mandates an artificial “equality” between men and women’s sports programs. Americans have for too long been tortured on the Procrustean bed of “equality,” which aims to destroy all custom and tradition — indeed, to destroy liberty itself […]
Allen West: Not Just Yes, But Hell, Yes!
Tanya Somanander at Think Progress believes that criticizing feminism is “blatant misogyny,” but I think most Americans will agree 100% with Allen West: We need you to come in and lock shields, and strengthen up the men who are going to the fight for you. To let these other women know on the other side […]
Guys: Collective Guilt Is Not Sexy
A couple weeks ago, there was a lot of buzz surrounding the “Dear Woman” video — hell, no, I’m not gonna embed it here — in which a bunch of New Age dudes profess their intent to compensate for the historic oppression of women. Melissa Clouthier’s reaction: My initial response was to laugh so hard […]
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