My Nobel Peace Prize Gaza Plan
Posted on | July 18, 2014 | 57 Comments
Twenty billion dollars — by my calculations, that’s what it would cost to solve the problem of the Gaza Strip.
The population of Gaza is estimated at slightly more than 1.8 million people. So if we figure $10,000 for every man, woman and child in Gaza, that’s $18,000,000,000, give or take a few hundred million dollars. Add $2 billion for administrative expenses.
The price of a round-trip commercial airline ticket from Tel Aviv to New York, Chicago or Los Angeles is about $2,000. So the cost of transporting the entire population of Gaza to the United States would be less than $4 billion. (Even though these would be one-way trips, you’d have to pay round-trip fare to cover the cost of sending empty planes back to Tel Aviv to pick up more Palestinians.)
Having spent $4,000,000,000 to fly 1.8 million Palestinians from Gaza to America, we would then give the head of each family a check for $8,000 for every man, woman and child. “Mom, dad and three kids? Here’s your check for $40,000. Welcome to America!”
Or imagine the young Palestinian bachelor arriving at LAX, picking up his $8,000 check as he leaves the airport. He calls a cab, books a week’s stay at the Holiday Inn ($133 a night, or less than $1,000 for the week) and still has $7,000 left to help him find his first apartment and look for a job. He could spend $12 for a CD to help him learn English, buy himself a laptop computer for less than $400 — of course, he’s shopping Amazon links at my blog, as a gesture of gratitude to the visionary genius who thought up this brilliant peace plan — and even after he pays the first month’s rent on his new apartment, he still has two or three thousand bucks left to tide him over.
This plan would not merely bring peace — by completely depopulating Gaza — but it would also be an economic stimulus, by the logic of the Obama administration. I mean, they pissed away $800 billion on the 2009 “stimulus” bill, so what’s another $20 billion? Twenty billion dollars is a drop in the bucket. The federal budget for fiscal year 2014 was $3.8 trillion; $20 billion is less than 1% of that.
“But wait a minute,” says the skeptic. “Aren’t you underestimating the potential economic impact of all these new Gaza immigrants?”
Haters gotta hate. Sure, there are xenophobic racists who resent the cost of public services for impoverished immigrants.
If a few hundred Palestinians were to settle in suburban Minneapolis, for example, the local school system would have to absorb the cost of educating their kids, who don’t speak English and may have trouble adjusting to American cultural norms. There might also be costs in terms of police, courts and prisons to deal with the occasional “honor killing” of teenage Palestinian girls who start dressing and behaving like typical American teenage girls. (“What do you mean, you kissed a girl and you liked it? Whore! Infidel!”) And, yes, you hateful bigots probably think the new Gaza refugees will take advantage of the welfare system — food stamps, Medicaid, public housing, etc. — the same way you think other Third World immigrants take advantage of the welfare system.
The U.S. Chamber of Commerce and the Republican Party leadership say otherwise. They keep telling us that an unrestrained flood of impoverished immigrants who don’t speak English is a net benefit to our national economy, no matter what the impact may be in the local communities where the immigrants settle.
So if a certain neighborhood in your hometown becomes “Little Gaza” — where all the signs on the stores and restaurants are written in Arabic, where all the women and girls are wearing the hijab — this is a small price to pay in terms of the wondrous gains to the U.S. economy that the open-borders lobby keeps telling us about.
We’ll have to ignore the Islamophobic racists, just like we’ll ignore the cheapskates who begrudge a piddling $20 billion to resettle the population of Gaza to America, and don’t listen to those economists (probably subsidized by the Koch Brothers) who criticize my peace plan in terms of “opportunity costs,” blah blah blah.
No, if we really want peace in Gaza, my plan is the only way to go. And once we’ve flown the entire population to America, what do we do with the 139 square miles (88,960 acres) of uninhabited Gaza?
We sell it to Sheldon Adelson.
The Las Vegas casino mogul’s net worth is $37 billion. If you figure the cost of land in Gaza at $10,000 per acre, Adelson could buy the whole place for less than $900 million. Gaza has 30 miles of prime Mediterranean coastline, and in just a few years Adelson could turn Gaza into an international resort destination — luxury hotels, casinos, shopping centers, condos, amusement parks, etc.
Skeptics — why do I always have to bother explaining stuff to you guys? — may wonder: If you’ve completely depopulated Gaza by flying all the people to America, where will Sheldon Adelson find workers to build these new beachfront resorts? Where will he find employees to run the hotels, casinos, restaurants, water slides and roller coasters?
Simple: Bus ’em in from the West Bank.
Two birds with one stone, so to speak.
The wonders of capitalism, combined with the helpful assistance of $20 billion from U.S. taxpayers, can solve the whole problem.
Last time I proposed a Middle East peace plan, Andrew Sullivan nominated me for a “Malkin Award.” But that was five years ago.
This time, I’m ready to go for The Big One.
Call the Nobel Peace Prize committee. Tell ’em you found a winner.
The War in Gaza
Posted on | July 18, 2014 | 9 Comments
The latest “Mideast Peace Plan” in action:
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu ordered the military Friday to prepare for a “significant expansion” of its ground operation against Gaza militants.
Netanyahu said the military’s primary goal would be to destroy underground tunnels used by Hamas to attack the Jewish State. The announcement came hours after Israeli ground troops and tanks struck more than 100 terror targets in Israel’s first major ground offensive in Gaza in just over five years.
The offensive follows an Egyptian effort earlier this week to halt hostilities. Israel accepted the terms, but Hamas refused, demanding that Israel and Egypt first give guarantees to ease the blockade on Gaza.
“Since there is no way to deal with the tunnels only from the air, our soldiers are doing it now from the ground,” Netanyahu said at the opening of an emergency cabinet meeting in Tel Aviv, the Jerusalem Post reported. “We decided to launch the action after we tried all the other ways, and with an understanding that without this operation the price we will have to pay later would be much higher.”
Tanks, infantry and engineering forces were operating inside the coastal strip. In a statement, the military said it targeted rocket launchers, tunnels and more than 100 other targets. Throughout the night, the thud of tank shells echoed across Gaza, often just a few seconds apart. Several explosions from Israeli missile strikes shook high-rise buildings in central Gaza City. Pillars of smoke could be seen from the Israeli side of the border.
Charles Krauthammer offers moral clarity:
Israel accepts an Egyptian-proposed Gaza cease-fire; Hamas keeps firing. Hamas deliberately aims rockets at civilians; Israel painstakingly tries to avoid them, actually telephoning civilians in the area and dropping warning charges, so-called roof knocking.
“Here’s the difference between us,” explains the Israeli prime minister. “We’re using missile defense to protect our civilians, and they’re using their civilians to protect their missiles.”
Rarely does international politics present a moment of such moral clarity. Yet we routinely hear this Israel-Gaza fighting described as a morally equivalent “cycle of violence.” This is absurd. What possible interest can Israel have in cross-border fighting? Everyone knows Hamas set off this mini-war. And everyone knows the proudly self-declared raison d’etre of Hamas: the eradication of Israel and its Jews.
When Hamas says “peace,” they mean, “kill the Jews.”
Expecting Israel to negotiate with Hamas is like asking a man to negotiate with a shark over how much of his leg the shark can eat.
LIVE AT FIVE: 07.18.14
Posted on | July 18, 2014 | 2 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
IDF Hits Over 100 Terror Targets During Gaza Incursion
Sgt. Eitan Barak, 20; first soldier killed in Gaza
Hamas claims credit for death, but friendly fire more likely
Israel Seeks To Box Qatar Out Of Cease-Fire Negotiations
Gaza Incursion Focusing On Tunnels
Gaza Death Toll Reaches 260
Malaysian Airlines Jet’s Flight Recorder Found As Anger At Russia Mounts
Ukrainian security service releases intercepts of rebel, Russian, and Cossack commanders discussing shoot-down; smoking gun implicating rebels?
International probe demanded
Microsoft To Cut 18,000 Jobs
Bulk of cuts to come from newly acquired Nokia phone unit
POLITICS
Obama: Congress Needs To Do More For Infrastructure

Whining about lack of long-term spending plan
Announces new initiative to encourage private-sector investment
DOJ Taking Closer Look At Just How Lerner E-Mails Were Lost
Judge Okays Gay Marriage In Florida – But Just In The Keys
California’s Foie Gras Ban Waddles To The Supreme Court
Manning To Begin Gender Treatment; Still No Cure For VA Corruption, Delays
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Asian Crude Rises On Gaza Invasion, Airliner Shootdown: WTI $103.72, Brent $108.54
FedEx Indicted For Transporting Drugs For Illegal Online Pharmacies
Profit Surges At Morgan Stanley
Red China To Boost Investment In Brazil
IBM Software Sales Weaker Than Expected In Q2
States Sue Five-Hour Energy Over Ad Claims
Facebook Looking At Onscreen “Buy” Button
Microsoft Shutting Down XBox Entertainment Studios; HALO Unaffected
Facebook Fields App Exclusively For Celebrities
Russian Hackers Planted “Digital Bomb” In NASDAQ
Wave Of “Mega” DDoS Attacks Reaches Record Level In 2014
SPORTS
Saban: I Had No Conversations With Texas And Wasn’t Offered Anything

Careful to deny $100 MILLION DOLLAR rumor
Didn’t say whether his agent discussed the position…
Bill Russell Faints During Tahoe Speech
Goodell Speaks Vaguely About NFL’s Return To LA
CBS Goes Wobbly On Calling Redskins Redskins
NBA Submits Proposal To Reform Draft Lottery
Pelicans Re-Sign Darius Miller
Erik Jones Holds Off Ryan Blaney For Iowa Truck Victory
Nationals Among Second-half Favorites
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Kelly Ripa: Botox Has Changed My Life

But, unlike a certain former Speaker, apparently not her brain
“People are very ritualistic about their beauty routine. I am not.”
Vanessa Williams Talks About Being Molested At Age 10 By A Woman
Broadway Legend & TV Star Elaine Stritch Dies, 89
Scott Disick To The Hospital With Alcohol Poisoning
Tim McGraw Slaps Woman At Concert After She Slaps His Junk
“Star Wars Episode VII” Casts Christina Chong
Bond Boffin New Voice Of Paddington
Nobody Thought Jason Biggs’ Malaysian Airline Joke Was Funny
Britney Spears Makes Up For Stiffing Her Waitress
Pam Anderson Calls Off Divorce
FOREIGNERS
Putin Sanctions Pummel Markets As Recession Risk Grows
Jihadis Kill Eight Pakistani Paramilitaries In NWA
Syrian Kurds Impose Military Service Amid Civil War
Google Doodle Honors Nelson Mandela
Jihadis Kill 14 Tunisian Soldiers In Mountain Ambush
Former Panamanian Dictator Noriega Sues Over Depiction In “Call Of Duty” Videogame
Norks Threaten To Boycott Asian Games
Putin Denies Reports Of Russia Reopening Cuban Spy Base
Modi Keen For Better Defense Ties With Russia
Minorities In Iraq Follow Kurds’ Lead In Pushing For More Autonomy
BLOGS & STUFF
First Street Journal: Sometimes Governors Have To Recognize Their Responsibilities To Their Constituents
Doug Powers: Obama’s NYC Fundraisers To Proceed As Scheduled, World Breathes Sigh Of Relief
Twitchy: Britain’s Daniel Hannan – “How America’s Leaders Have Shrunk”
American Power: “Dumbass” Krystal Ball Pranked By Howard Stern Fan During Malaysian Crash Coverage
American Thinker: New Islamic Caliphate Declares Jihad…On Muslims
BLACKFIVE: Bergdahl Returns To Duty – What Next?
Conservatives4Palin: Immigration Isn’t A Slam-Dunk For Democrats Any More
Don Surber: Daily Scoreboard, July 17
Jammie Wearing Fools: 23 Americans Dead In Malaysian Airlines Shootdown, Obama Reacts Harshly By Ordering Pit Burger
Joe For America: Homeland Security – Armed And Watching You. All Around You.
JustOneMinute: “It Looks Like A Terrible Tragedy”
Protein Wisdom: End Game – The Left, Illegal Immigration, And The Ongoing Coup
Shot In The Dark: The Good Cop
STUMP: Public Pensions Watch – NJ Pensions’ Appeal Getting More Selective…
The Gateway Pundit: Hamas Busted Storing Missiles In A School
The Jawa Report: Kihnspiracy Theory Of The Day
The Lonely Conservative: Obama Saves His Outrage For Republicans
This Ain’t Hell: Worst Ex-Wife In History Gets 18 Years
Weasel Zippers: Delusional Loon Wasserman-Schultz Claims Dems Will Pick Up Seats Due To Obamacare’s Popularity
Megan McArdle: Part-Time Workers Deserve The Shift, Not The Shaft
Join Amazon Prime – The Wire The Complete Series – Available on Amazon Prime Instant Video
Demons of Left-Wing Paranoia
Posted on | July 17, 2014 | 45 Comments
The top item at Memeorandum this morning was an MSNBC article attempting to inspire fear that last week’s Hobby Lobby court decision could End Democracy As We Know It, or something.
Small children and fools may be frightened by such stuff, but if you’re old enough to have followed politics for two or three decades, you recognize the routine operation of the Fear Machine that Democrats crank up every time they’re worried about losing an election.
The semi-annual Parade of Spooky Right-Wing Phantoms is interesting chiefly for the way the villainous reactionary danger changes from day to day and year to year. During the 1990s, the rotating cast of demonized scapegoats included:
- Fundamentalist theocrats whose conspiratorial blueprint could be found in the writings of R.J. Rushdoony;
- Militia kooks who listened to short-wave radio broadcasts;
- The Reverend Sun Yung Moon;
- Right-wing billionaire Richard Mellon Scaife;
and - Newt Gingrich.
Over the years, the cast of characters in this Pageant of Evil has changed several times. Ten years ago, the Left was all about fighting such dreaded demons as Halliburton, Karl Rove, Big Oil and “neocons” (a liberal euphemism for EVIL GREEDY JEWS). Nowadays, the exaggerated object of imaginary fear is usually the Koch Brothers.
After a while, you notice that the list of bogeymen that liberals want you to worry about never includes actual Bad Guys — drug gangs, carjackers, child pornographers, pimps, serial killers, Islamic terrorists or dangerous foreign governments. No, it’s always some far-fetched Republican conspiracy they’re worried about.
The Existential Menace to Democracy As We Know It is necessary to the campaigns of Fear and Hate by which the Party of Evil mobilizes its core constituents: Fools, thieves, radicals and perverts.
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By the way, please excuse the paucity of new blog material Wednesday. Monday’s 3,000-word “Sex Trouble” essay about radical feminism was so popular — a sidebar headline at Ace of Spades HQ and an Instalanche, among other encouragement — that I spent most of yesterday working on a follow-up. Work like that takes time to research and write, and so the long silences are inevitable. Also, yesterday I spent a couple hours babysitting my 8-month-old grandson while my wife, daughter and daughter-in-law were out doing various errands.
Keeping the heteronormative patriarchy going is a full-time job, and I appreciate the discussion in the comments, as well as the readers who hit the tip jar. Expect a few more hours of silence today while I finish up the next installment in the series.
LIVE AT FIVE: 07.17.14
Posted on | July 17, 2014 | 6 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
Israel, Hamas Agree To Five-Hour Truce

A Palestinian inspects the ruins of a police post after an IDF strike
“Humanitarian” pause agreed to so Gazans can restock food, water
Tunnel terrorist attack thwarted
Gaza truce goes into effect just hours after tunnel clash
Operation Protective Edge, Day 9
Fed Kicks Off Global Dollar Squeeze As Janet Yellen Turns Hawkish
“Blistering dollar rally” imminent?
US, EU Escalate Economic Sanctions On Russia Over Ukraine
“US just punched Russia’s economy in the gut.”
POLITICS
Pew: Most Americans Give Obama Poor Marks On Immigration Crisis

Your Mark Wahlberg quote doesn’t impress me, Mr. President
Boehner Blasts President For Senate Dems’ Obstruction
CDC Chief Promises to Fix Safety Lapses At Government Labs
Senate Panel Examining GM Legal Department
GOP Rep Calls Petraeus Probe “Perplexing And Suspicious”
Victims, Survivors Outraged At Federal Judge’s Strikedown Of California Death Penalty
Democratic Superdonor Steyer’s Use Of Tax Shelters Draws Unflattering Romney Comparison
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Asian Crude Up On Bullish US Stockpile Reports: WTI $101.45; Brent $107.19
Time Warner Rebuffs $80 Billion Bid From Murdoch
Obama Pushes To End Corporate Flight To Foreign Tax Havens
Deals, Earnings Boost Dow To Record
Microsoft Expected To Announce Over 6000 Job Cuts
EBay Profit Jumps 13% Despite Stiffening Competition
Apple Could Pay As Much As $400 Million To Settle E-Book Suit
ow Apple’s Big Deal With IBM Hurts BlackBerry, Microsoft
Amazon Tests “Kindle Unlimited” – Netflix For E-Books, Audiobooks
Comcast Customer Service Horror Story Goes Viral
Should Online Accounts Die When You Do?
SPORTS
Sabres, Ennis Agree To Five-Year Extension

Big payoff for 21 goals in 80 games
Second-leading scorer gets second-highest pay
Stephenson Leaves Pacers for Hornets
Touch ‘Em All – Jeter Boosts All-Star Ratings
James Jones To Sign With Cavaliers?
A Bunch Of MLS News Nobody Cares About
Did Nick Saban Turn Down $100 Million Offer To Coach Texas?
Warriors, Rush Agree To Two-Year Deal
Lakers, Ed Davis Agree On Two-Year/$2 Million Deal
“I Wouldn’t Mind Dying On The Cricket Field”
All Quiet In DC As Trade Deadline Approaches
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Danica McKellar Off The Market

Math geeks in mourning
“Wonder Years” star engaged to lawyer boyfriend
Here We Go Again: How Rupert Murdoch/Time Warner Merger Would F*ck You In Hollywood
Jillian Michaels Reveals Why She Left “The Biggest Loser”
Selena Gomez Gets A New Tattoo
Michael Vartan, Lauren Skaar Divorcing
Meet The New Boss In Marvel’s “Avengers: Age Of Ultron”
Apollo Nida’s Restitution Tab: $2 Million
Britney Spears – I Dine, I Dash, I Just Forgot
Rose McGowan Blasts Instagram Users Who Compared Her To Michael Jackson
“Disco Demolition 2” To Destroy Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus Records
Jeff Goldblum Engaged To 31-Year-Old Girlfriend
Red-Carpet Prankster Apologizes To Celebrities, Plans To Leave US
FOREIGNERS
Afghan forces Thwart Attack On Kabul Airport
Typhoon Kills 38 In Philippines; Millions Without Power
Assad Start New Term With Warning To West
Aussies Ax Controversial Carbon Tax
Court Rules Dutch Liable For 300 Deaths In Srebenica Massacre
Swedish Court Upholds Assange Detention Order
Senate Rips Administration Official For Lack Of India Policy Ahead Of Modi Visit
EU Leaders Fail To Agree On Top Jobs
Thai Junta Allows Ex-PM Yingluck To Leave Country; Caveat – No Politics
BLOGS & STUFF
Doug Powers: The Border Is Secure (And If Not The Koch Brothers Are To Blame)
Twitchy: “Flacktivists” – Democrats Launch Another “Rapid Response” Propaganda Initiative
American Power: It’s Not Just “Unaccompanied Children” – Thousands Of Criminal Adult Illegals Flood McAllen Border Station
American Thinker: A Senate Contract With America
Conservatives4Palin: Full Video – McDaniel News Conference
Don Surber: Daily Scoreboard, July 16
Jammie Wearing Fools: Obama’s Former Labor Secretary Busted Blatantly Violating Hatch Act
Joe For America: Texas Demands Full Fingerprints For Driver’s License
JustOneMinute: Credentialed Climate Deniers And Failed Metaphors
Protein Wisdom: Today’s Dispiriting Look Into A Decaying Liberal Culture
Shot In The Dark: Paul Krugman Hates The Poor
The Gateway Pundit: Barbarian Senate Democrats Vote To Allow Abortions Up To Nine Months
The Jawa Report: Palestinian Spokesman’s Freudian Slip
The Lonely Conservative: It Isn’t Just Smallpox The NIH Left Lying Around
This Ain’t Hell: Oopsie At The VA
Weasel Zippers: Administration – We’re Not Going To Tell Americans Where We’re Sending Illegals
Megan McArdle: Mommy Police With Real Handcuffs
Books…And A Smittypalooza?
Posted on | July 16, 2014 | 23 Comments
— by Wombat-socho
I didn’t get much reading done last week, what with a lack of money for new books, a lack of time to stop by the library, and a lack of spare time to actually read what I did pick up last week thanks to the truck breaking down for a day – which, thanks to Northern Virginia’s idiosyncratic transit network, meant a day and a half wasted on bus and Metro riding that I could have spent reading.
Anyway, I finally got around to Variable Star, which is billed as a collaboration between Robert Heinlein and Spider Robinson. For those of you unfamiliar with the backstory on this, apparently RAH had written the outline in 1955, but never done anything else with it. When it was found (less its last page) after Virginia Heinlein’s death, Robinson was asked to finish it in his own style, which he did, and the result is something that’s neither fish nor fowl. As Nicholas Whyte said in Strange Horizons, “This is, frankly, not a great book.” I have to agree with him; with its many references to events and characters from Heinlein’s other works, and shameless Tuckerizations, it’s amusing for people who like that sort of thing, but the opening chapters are painful to read and the deus ex machina that saves the day is downright infuriating. Also, contra Whyte, the book seems as obsessed with sex and sexual relations as any of Heinlein’s later, lesser works, which is an annoying distraction since it all seems rather forced and gratuitous, a signal by Robinson that he, too, is hep, cool and with it. It’s not nearly as bad as For Us, The Living
, but that’s damning with faint praise. If you really like Spider Robinson and view him as the obvious heir to Heinlein’s legacy (I don’t) then you’ll probably enjoy the book; if not, then you might want to read it once and move on.
And then we have Iver Cooper’s 1636: Seas of Fortune, which is a different kettle of tropical fish altogether. In the old days, Seas of Fortune would probably have been called a fix-up, since it began as a series of short stories, but here forms a pair of short novels dealing with a USE colony in the Guianas (and a refugee marrano from Brazil who plays an important role) and the Japanese colonization of America’s Pacific Coast with exiled Christians under the rule of daimyo Date Masumune, who was not himself Christian. Both stories are entertaining, but whether they’re worth almost nine bucks is another question, especially since the paperback is less expensive. What’s up with that, Baen?
Finally, a couple of short stories. First, Sarah Hoyt’s The Price of Gold, which is an amusing little romantic fantasy that dances along the edge of horror without falling in. The plot concerns a secret high school for magicians, the misfit boy who apparently can’t do magic at all despite his parents both being wizards, and the precocious girl whose magical skills are exactly the opposite – she’s so good, not even her teachers know what her limits might be. When the misfit boy disappears, and nobody else seems to care, our heroine sets off to solve the case – and finds the boy may have a talent their teachers aren’t equipped to appreciate.
Much less sweet (and considerably more frustrating) is Marko Kloos’ Measures of Absolution, a story set in his Frontlines universe that returns us to the hostile slums of Detroit which we previously saw in his debut novel Terms of Enlistment
. This time the story is from the POV of Andrew Grayson’s squadmate Corporal Jackson, who finds out why her squad almost got wiped out – but the question is whether she’ll survive to let anyone higher in the chain of command know. I’d have been a lot happier with “Measures of Absolution” if it hadn’t ended abruptly at AN EXTREMELY DRAMATIC POINT, but as it is, it’s a good read but immensely frustrating. Maybe we’ll get to see the rest of the story after Marko finishes
AngelsAngles of Attack. Maybe we won’t. In the meantime, if you don’t mind being left hanging, it’s a good story.
Finally, on a completely unrelated topic, it’s been a while since we all got together for drinks, snacks, and goodnatured hijinkery, and frankly, I don’t care to wait for CPAC. How many of you would be interested in getting together someplace in DC or Northern Virginia for beverages (adult & otherwise), nibblements and conversation? We can either follow the example of the recent Northern Virginia Moron Meetup, which reserved a private room and pre-ordered trays of appetizers after people chipped in money, or we can just pick a bar, restaurant, or lounge someplace and agree to meet there at a certain day & time. This would probably, tentatively happen in mid-October or later. Let me know what you think in the comments.
They Found Peggy Joseph!
Posted on | July 16, 2014 | 33 Comments
Everybody remembers the Florida woman who, during the 2008 campaign, gleefully declared in a TV news interview after an Obama campaign rally that if Obama was elected, she wouldn’t have to worry about putting gas in her car or paying her mortgage.
Over the years, whenever the headlines told of bad economic news I’d wonder aloud, “Whatever happened to Peggy Joseph?”
Thanks to documentary film director Joel Gilbert, now we know:
Ms. Joseph told Gilbert, after viewing the 2008 segment together that gave her notoriety, that not only has Obama not been paying her gas or mortgage, but both have gotten progressively harder to pay.
“During that time, we needed a change, but change for the better, not for the worse,” an awakened Peggy Joseph told Gilbert.
“He had a very big voice, just like the Wizard of Oz,” Joseph said, comparing Obama to the famous phony wizard. “The wizard was this little teeny-teeny tiny man, and I think it’s the same thing with Obama, the man behind the curtain,” Ms. Joseph said in a reflective, disappointing tone.
Ms. Joseph looks back at the time of her 2008 interview, saying, “I was Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. That’s how I feel.”
“What I learned is never trust the Wizard,” Joseph now says. “It’s within ourselves to have the determination, the courage, and the brains, to bring us to our destiny.”
What many people will find most surprising is that, contrary to widespread belief, Peggy Joseph wasn’t looking for a handout. She is not a welfare mooch. In fact, she is a suburban soccer mom, a Haitian immigrant who works hard as a nurse to support her four children. The question that remains now: Why can’t Republicans reach people like Peggy Joseph with a message of hope, growth and opportunity?
Maybe the Black Conservatives Fund can find an answer.
LIVE AT FIVE: 07.16.14
Posted on | July 16, 2014 | Comments Off on LIVE AT FIVE: 07.16.14
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
Israel Resumes Air Strikes On Gaza As Truce Deal Collapses

People play outside a bomb shelter on the beach in Ashdod
Hamas attempt to play good cop/bad cop fails miserably
Gaza residents call for peace as conflict roars on
Top Hamas leader targeted as ceasefire collapses
BRICs Set Up Bank To Counter Western Hold On Global Finances
Branches to open in Shanghai, India; $100 billion reserve pool established
Dollar Rallies As Yellen Hints At Rate Hike
Fed to maintain near-zero interest rate until economy improves
POLITICS
VA Alleges “Tremendous Progress”On Backlogged Claims

VA Undersecretary for Benefits Allison Hickey
Congress, IG skeptical
House Approves Short-Term Fix For Highway Trust Fund
Californians Ready To Vote On Splitting State Into Six
Two Former Utah AGs Arrested On Bribery Charges
Baptist Minister Wins Harsh GOP Primary For NC-6
Issa Slams White House Over Aide’s Subpoena Defiance
5th Circuit Rules University Of Texas Can Use Race As A Factor In Admissions
Policy Analyst Palmer Defeats State Rep DeMarco In AL-6 GOP Primary
Henry Kissinger Gets Heart Valve Replaced
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Asian Crude Rebounds From NY Close On Bargain Hunting: WTI $100.32, Brent $106.17
Asian Stocks Steady As Red China GDP Hits Target
JPMorgan Pulls Back From Mortgage Lending On Foreclosure Worries
Wall Street Down As Investors Digest Earnings
Reynolds American Closes Deal To Buy Lorillard For $27.4 Billion
June Retail Sales Reflect Consumer Qualms
Apple, IBM Team Up for Business Apps & Services
Google’s Project Zero Attacks Web Security Threats
SGI, SAP Collaborate For Real-Time Analytics
Novartis, Google To Work On Smart Contact Lenses For Diabetics
LeapFrog Takes On Apple with New Hardware Aimed At Kids
SPORTS
Derek Jeter Bids Farewell To All-Star Game, Leads AL To Victory

Farewell to the Captain
MVP Trout, Cabrera chip in 2 RBI each en route to 5-3 win for Junior Circuit
Jimmy Graham Signs Four Year/$40 Million Deal With Saints
No Guarantee Sterling Will Be Out By Start Of NBA Season
Wade, Heat Agree To Two-Year Contract
NASCAR Introduces New Elements For Chase Cars
Ogumikes First Sisters Named To WNBA All-Star Game
Perfect Setup For Clippard At All-Star Game
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Lindsay Lohan To London?

LiLo with London friends
Wants to be regarded as actress, not celebrity
Tammy Bruce To “The View” As The Anti-Rosie – As Suggested By Sarah Palin?
SNL Loses Three More Cast Members
Baby Girl On The Way For Nick & Vanessa Lachey
Rihanna Tweets #FreePalestine, Immediately Retracts It
Why Anna Kendrick Is Okay Not Being On The Most Beautiful List
“Once Upon A Time” Could Get “Frozen” Spinoff
Cameron Diaz Comes Full Circle
From Ugly And Bullied To Unspeakable Armenian Lookalike
Billy Joel’s Mom Rosalind Joel Dead At 92; Christie Brinkley Leaves Touching Tribute On Instagram
“Napoleon Dynamite” 10th Anniversary Reunion Pics
Nicole Richie: What You Won’t See On TV
Popular Food Blogger Admits To Eating Disorder
Nikki Finke Hoaxed By “Exclusive” Hollywood Tip
FOREIGNERS
Red China Economic Growth Accelerates To 7.5% In Q2
Strongest Philippine Storm Of The Year Kills 5
EU May Impose New Ukraine Sanctions
UK Teachers Hail Education Secretary Gove’s Departure
Moscow Subway Derailment Kills 21
Red China Removes Oil Rig That Provoked Vietnam
35 More Terrorists Killed In NWA Strikes
458 Children Rescued From Group Home In Mexico
Turkish President Approves Kurdish Peace Process Law
BLOGS & STUFF
First Street Journal: The Problem With Feminism
The Quinton Report: John Bolton Raised Over $2.3 Million In Q2 For His PACs
Michlle Malkin: Jose Antonio Vargas – The Face Of The Entitled Illegal Alien
Twitchy: Was Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Always Such A Badass?
Yes. Next question?
American Power: Open-Borders Democrat (And Hypocrite) Martin O’Malley Won’t Accept Illegals In Maryland
American Thinker: A Plague On All Houses
BLACKFIVE: Obama Brings Tranquility To The World
Conservatives4Palin: Gov. Palin Announces Support For Johnson & Loudermilk For Congress
Don Surber: Daily Scoreboard, July 15
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