‘Mr. Kimberlin’s Fantastic Allegations’
Posted on | January 28, 2014 | 14 Comments
The quoted phrase comes from a motion by the attorney for Michelle Malkin to dismiss Brett Kimberlin’s federal lawsuit that John Hoge has dubbed Kimberlin v. the Universe, et al. Of course, the word “fantastic” is used not in a positive sense, as a synonym for “wonderful,” but rather in the sense of unbelievably delusional.
Furthermore, in that motion for dismissal, Malkin’s attorney provides evidence that suggests Kimberlin forged a summons for Twitchy, the site Malkin created and recently sold. John Hoge examines that evidence at his blog, which is fantastic in the good way.
While I am not a lawyer and do not wish to draw a hasty conclusion, if the federal court should find that Kimberlin did what Malkin’s lawyer says he did, this would tend to indicate that Kimberlin’s notorious lifelong pattern of dishonesty has not been discontinued.
LIVE AT FIVE: 01.28.14
Posted on | January 28, 2014 | 8 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
Snowden Claims “Angry Birds” Are Working For The NSA

The popular game has been downloaded 1.7 billion times.
NSA denies accusations of snooping on smartphone game for personal info
Farm Bill Cuts Food Stamps By $800 Million
Also scraps direct subsidies in favor of crop insurance
Yushchenko Bends On Protest Laws, Offers Amnesty
Harsh laws limiting protests to be scrapped; protesters who seized Justice Ministry to receive amnesty
POLITICS
Republican Senators Pitch Obamacare Reform

Senators Coburn and Burr
Blueprint would scrap individual mandate, coverage requirements, and make state exchanges optional, among other changes
White House Vows Veto Of Obamacare Abortion Funding Ban
California Denies Law License To Plagiarist Stephen Glass
Western States Face Water Rationing As Feds Reduce Water Flow
Chuck Schumer Wants Tracking Devices For Autistic Kids
Florida High Court Okays Medical Marijuana Initiative
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Crude Futures Steady As Stockpiles Weigh On Prices: NYMEX $95.71, Brent $106.69
Dollar Mixed Ahead Of Fed Meeting
Caterpillar Forecast Tops Estimates As Construction Recovers
Can Debit Cards And Microloans Save The Postal Service?
Asian Stocks Swing Between Gains And Losses On PRC, Fed News
US Steel Loss Widens As Shipments Fall
Google Sees Less Geeky Future With New Glass Designs
Microsoft To Rename SkyDrive OneDrive, Retain Logo
Google, Samsung Forge Global Patent Deal
ROK Says No To Bloatware
Microsoft Buys “Gears Of War” Franchise
SPORTS
Pierce Scores 33, Nyets Lose Anyway

Pierce loses the ball after being fouled by the Raptors’ John Salmons
Toronto edges Brooklyn 103-102
San Francisco Bulls Of The ECHL Go Out Of Business
Zambrano Apologizes For Venezuela Dustup
Fleury Slams The Door Shut Again As Pens Silence Sabres
Love Scores 31 As Timbermutts Beat Bulls
Hurricanes Rally Past Blue Jackets, 3-2
Clippers Wrap Road Trip With Rout Of Bucks
Danny Espinosa Confident He Can Win Back Second Base
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Ashley Benson’s Rules For On-Screen Nudity

There are rules?
Cosmo’s cover girl for March
Beyonce Slammed By Parents: “It’s A Sad Day When We Can’t Even Let Our Kids Watch The Grammys”
Quentin Tarantino Suing Gawker Over Leaked Script
Heidi Klum And Martin Kirsten Split
Elizabeth Banks To Direct “Pitch Perfect 2”
Jonathan Banks From “Breaking Bad” Joins Prequel “Better Call Saul”
Ariana Grande: Bieber Needs Help, Not Punishment
Ramona Singer, Husband Mario Separate
Tom Hanks Joins Paul Rudd For Spot-On “Bosom Buddies” Parody
Rosie O’Donnell Returns To “The View”
Scarlett Johansson’s Sexy Super Bowl Commercial
Sean Lowe Marries Catherine Giudici
FOREIGNERS
Egypt’s Supreme Council Of The Armed Forces Empowers Field Marshal Al-Sisi To Run For President
Mexico Legalizes Vigilante Forces, Nabs Cartel Leader
Animal Rights Wackos Pester Pope After Peace Doves Attacked
Large Israeli Delegation Including 54 MKs, Marks Holocaust Day At Auschwitz
Boko Haram Attacks In Nigeria Leave 74 Dead
Report Claims Norks Exterminated Relatives Of Purged Uncle
US Airstrike In Somalia Targets Jihadi Leader
Thieves Steal Reliquary Containing John Paul II’s Blood
Rahul Gandhi Accuses Gujarat Government Of Abetting 2002 Riots
Turkish Imam Fethullah Gulen Condemns Ruling AK Party’s Actions
BLOGS & STUFF
Tony Katz: There’s No Such Thing As A Living Wage
First Street Journal: When Teachers Cover Up Other Teachers Molesting Children
Michelle Malkin: It Begins – Afghanistan Releases Dangerous Jihadis Over US Objections
Twitchy: Michelle Obama Asks For $10 Donations To Help “Protect Obamacare”, Guffaws Ensue
American Power: More Americans Getting Sick Of Militant Homosexual Agenda
American Thinker: Democrats Are Playing The Knockout Game
The Necropolitan Sentinel: Obamacare Watch – Don’t Help Your Friends!
Conservatives4Palin: Keep Your Doctor, Change Your Senator – @MonicaForOregon
Don Surber: Daily Scoreboard, January 27
Jammie Wearing Fools: The Future Under Obamacare – Man Found Dead In ER After Waiting Eight Hours For Doctor
Joe For America: Rand Paul Calls Out Bill Clinton As A Sexual Predator
JustOneMinute: They Lost Me At “Hello”
Pat Dollard: Must See – Michele Bachmann Takes On Bernie Sanders
Protein Wisdom: Compare And Contrast
Shot In The Dark: Chanting Points Memo – Will Susan Perry Ever Stop Treating Readers Like Junior High Kids?
The Jawa Report: Al Qaeda Unionizes In Syria
The Lonely Conservative: Dems Pushing For Minimum Wage Pay Their Interns Nothing
This Ain’t Hell: Generals Gone Wild
Megan McArdle: Will Legal Pot Mean Fewer Drug Addicts?
Rule 5 Monday
Posted on | January 28, 2014 | 21 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
First Street Journal is late to last week’s Rule 5 Sunday, but early to this week’s Rule 5 Monday. He’s joined by Lowering The Boom, which offers Supermodels Turning Forty, and some strays from EBL: AFC and NFC.
Valley of the Shadow returns after a long absence with Morticia Addams – or rather, Carolyn Jones, Anjelica Huston, and a cartoon. Animal Magnetism brings Rule 5 Friday and the Saturday Gingermageddon, Laughing Conservative introduces Shelby Chesnes, and Fishersville Mike has a super cheerleader. Randy’s Roundtable features Cora Skinner, and Ninety Miles From Tyranny brings the usual trifecta: Morning Mistress, Hot Pick Of The Late Night, and Girls With Guns. We now paise for a commercial break courtesy of IMNSHO. Also, First Street Journal spotlights the female soldiers of Switzerland this week. Also also, Blackmailers Don’t Shoot likes him some Selena Gomez and Kaley Cuoco, who adorns his Top Ten Search Engine Results post.
EBL’s herd of notable heifers this week includes Safety Mom, Selena Gomez, Democrat Amore, and The 12th Man. You can thank me later for sparing you SOTU Empathy.
Wine Women and Politics has a number of interesting Rule 5 posts this week. Except for Too Hot To Handle, Friday Hottie, and Little Miss Homemaker, I didn’t like any of the titles and decided to exercise editor’s prerogative.
A View From The Beach posted Klondike Girls, French First Lady Freaks, The Flip Side Of Going To The Gym, Surfin’, The Ambien Zombie Menace, Check Out Those Freckles, Any Opinion So Long As It’s Theirs, and Stretching Your Morning Obamacare Schadenfreude.
Meanwhile, at that 24×7 emporium of snooch known as Soylent Siberia: I Don’t Always Ride In Bentley, But When I Do…, Your Morning Coffee Creamer, Overnighty Balloons, Monday Motivationer Gregor Bernadett, Overnighty Chaise Longue, Tuesday Titillation, Amateur Linky Love Contender, Okay, I’ll Be Merciful, Humpday Hawtness Mirror Mirror, Evening Awesome, Corset Cowbell, T-GIF Friday Use Force, Overnighty Rough Rider, and Weekender Sabrina.
American Power returns after a long absence with Sexy Saturday Rule 5, Stacey Poole’s Boxing Workout, Kelly Brook, Katy Perry At GQ, The SI Swimsuit Mystery, Jimmy Fallon With Alessandra Ambrosio, The Lucy Pinder 2014 Calendar, and Kate Upton At SI.
Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Nicole Minetti; also, there’s Sex In Advertising and the obligatory 49ers cheerleader. Dustbury offers Sandra Bullock and Christine Lakin, while The Camp of the Saints returns with Ashley Graham, Charlotte Springer, and Penny Mordaunt (Tory MP). Three Beers Later checks in with Danica Patrick and Colt Ford and a notice that Women Interrogators Are Tired Of You Hitting On Them. (Everybody knows the linguists are hotter anyway. ;))
The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes last week included Ai Kumano, Dai Macedo, Chemmy Alcott, Amber Seyer, Zain Asher, Miku Ahashi, Kate Boldaun, Natalie Velez, Saya Hikita, and Aika Yumeno. Also, Video Impulse and who’s hotter? Nicole Beharie or Tamron Hall?
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline to submit links to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox for next week’s Rule 5 Sunday is Saturday, February 1.
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Because @EWErickson Is Right
Posted on | January 27, 2014 | 27 Comments
Well, Abortion Barbie does have a vocal fan club. Might be larger except for the open season on anyone under 40 weeks.
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) January 27, 2014
Greta Van Susteren went off on Erick Erickson’s criticisms of Texas Democrat Wendy Davis. Love ya, Greta, but you’re wrong.
Everybodyknows Erick and I fell out in 2011 when he endorsed Rick Perry after I’d already gone all-in for Herman Cain. This happens. But if hating Wendy Davis is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
When Texas Progress listed the “Top Ten Worst Comments Made by Conservatives About Wendy Davis,” I was Number One on the list.
Got your back here, Erick. We’re good to go.
The sobriquet "Abortion Barbie" is only offensive to people who are pro-abortion. @EWErickson @Katiescarlet2 @AmPowerBlog @TwitchyTeam
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) January 27, 2014
Prosecutor: Teachers Would Not Help Investigate Predator Who Molested Boy
Posted on | January 27, 2014 | 63 Comments
Matthew LoMaglio, 37, pleaded guilty to molesting an 8-year-old boy who was a student at the elementary school in Rochester, N.Y., where LoMaglio taught gym classes. On Jan. 14, LoMaglio was sentenced to four years in prison, but the prosecutor said many of the criminal’s colleagues did not cooperate with the investigation:
Many in the community were also surprised and disappointed that more than 20 educators wrote to the court in the pre-sentencing phase, expressing support for LoMagio but little or no sympathy for the young victim.
“Some of the people (on the school staff) who were cooperative told us there was talk at school, sort of like ‘Are you for the teacher or for the student,’” Kyle Rossi, the assistant district attorney who tried the case against LoMaglio, told EAGnews. “It was very disappointing to make contact with teachers who wouldn’t give us the time of day until they were instructed to.” . . .
But building a case against LoMaglio was not easy, because a significant number of teachers and other school employees who had worked with the gym teacher over the years refused to cooperate with police and prosecutors during the investigation, Rossi said.
“I would say that many teachers and administrators at several schools where this guy had taught wouldn’t talk to us at all,” Rossi said. “We ran into cold shoulders all the way around. They would say things like ‘nothing happened here’ and ‘I don’t know anything, I don’t want to talk about anything.
“One person even told a police investigator ‘don’t call me again.’ Some were even rude.” . . .
“It was problematic for us. No one was volunteering to help. There were people who complied – they were cooperative because it was a police investigation – but nobody was excited to participate. There were teachers who simply refused to speak to us.”
Rossi said he was also troubled by the 22 letters the court received from various teachers, expressing support for LoMaglio. He said he is not authorized to turn over the letters to the public or divulge the names of the teachers who wrote them.
Some of the letters were written on school district letterhead. . . .
“These are people entrusted to work with children and they show no compassion for this kid.”
If this pattern sounds familiar, remember how the Michigan teachers union sided with convicted molester Neal Erickson. Besides, people who are against male teachers having sex with young boys are obviously just a bunch of right-wing homophobic bigots.
In The Mailbox, 01.27.14
Posted on | January 27, 2014 | 14 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
I’m adjusting to a new schedule at the tax mines and thank you for your patience while I try to get my sleep & blogging cycles straightened out. Rule 5 Monday will be posted tonight and Live At Five will return tomorrow morning.
OVER THE TRANSOM
Proof Positive: “Harry POTUS” SOTU!
Doug Powers: Granholm v. Granholm – Super PACs Apparently No Longer A Threat To Our Democracy
Twitchy: “It’s Gross!” What Are Viewers Sick Of Seeing During The Grammys?
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
American Power: Rand Paul’s Paleolibertarian Patrimony
American Thinker: Reince’s Solutions Miss The Mark
Blackmailers Don’t Shoot: Schumer Wants To Cede Congressional Authority To The President
The Necropolitan Sentinel: Abortion Barbie – The Pink Knight Returns
Conservatives4Palin: Obama’s DHS Chief Says Illegals Have “Earned The Right” To Be Granted Amnesty
Don Surber: The Circle Of Bucks
Jammie Wearing Fools: How Many Schmucks Does It Take To Defend Debbie Wasserman-Schultz?
Joe For America: Teachers Covering For Colleague Accused Of Child Molestation
Pat Dollard: Secret Abortion Fees Hidden In Obamacare Premiums
Protein Wisdom: Gun Flight – Ruger, Smith & Wesson Quit California Over Stamping Requirement
Shot In The Dark: Shut Up Or Get Cut Up
The Jawa Report: Al Qaeda’s Official Forum Having A Bad Day
The Lonely Conservative: NY Teachers Come Out Against Common Core
This Ain’t Hell: Sheriff Joe Puts Inmates On Bread & Water
Megan McArdle: No Babies, No Stimulus
Woman Sold Her Kids for Sex
Posted on | January 27, 2014 | 47 Comments
Natisha Hillard, 25, got paid by Christopher Bour, 39, to have sex with her kids.
Scraping the bottom of the barrel of human depravity:
A Gary, Ind. woman admitted this week that she sold a baby eight times to a Gary man for sex . . .
Natisha Hillard, 25, pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court in Hammond to one count of selling a child for sex and two counts of allowing a child to take part in child pornography . . .
Hillard admitted . . . that she met Christopher M. Bour through a dating service in 2011 and that they agreed to meet at her place. That was when Bour started asking her about two children she had access to, both girls, who were 4 months and 3 years old at the time.
The crimes lasted from September 2011 until February 2013 . . .
She . . . can be seen on images found on Bour’s computer showing him sexually touching the child with Hillard in the background.
She also let Bour take sexual pictures of the older child at least once, Koster said.
Koster said that Hillard told law enforcement after she was arrested that she agreed to sell the children to Bour because she needed money and that Bour paid her extra for the last encounter to be alone with child.
Just a woman selling her babies for sex. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Maryland Mall Shooter: Tea Party Extremist? No — Teen Skateboarder
Posted on | January 27, 2014 | 78 Comments
Darion Marcus Aguilar, 19, has been named as the gunman who killed two people Saturday at the Columbia mall near Baltimore:
Why Darion Marcus Aguilar shot two people to death and then killed himself is still a mystery to police. They’re investigating who the 19-year-old man was and whether he even knew the people he shot Saturday.
“I know there’s a lot of interest in the motive for this, and I have as much interest in that as anybody,” Howard County Police Chief Bill McMahon told reporters Sunday.
He said there was still no known relationship between the shooter and his victims, though he did not rule out the possibility that there was one.
Police said that Aguilar showed up at The Mall in Columbia in a taxi and stayed in a “generally confined area” before going to Zumiez, a shop that caters to skaters, on the second floor.
There he fired six to nine shots, killing 21-year-old Brianna Benlolo and 25-year-old Tyler Johnson before turning the shotgun on himself.
The Daily Mail has more background:
Howard County detectives have seized a diary from the home of Aguilar which expressed unhappiness with his life.
The Prince George’s County Police Department said it received a missing persons report for Aguilar at about 1:40 p.m. Saturday, more than two hours after the mall shooting. Officers went to Aguilar’s home to speak with his mother about 5 p.m. and saw Aguilar’s journal. The portion the officer read made him concerned for Aguilar’s safety, the department said.
Police began tracking Aguilar’s phone and soon discovered it was at the mall.
Howard County Police Chief William McMahon said the journal expressed general unhappiness, but he did not give any specifics about the writings. . . .
His dumbfounded mother described him as ‘a gentle, sweet kid’ who has never been interested in guns. . . .
‘If you were to go in his room you would see what a gentle sweet kid he was,’ she said, adding that he was a vegetarian because he was concerned about animal welfare.
‘I don’t know what happened, I really don’t. It’s so unusual, you can talk to any of his friends and find out what a gentle person he was.
‘I don’t know, he’s never had a gun before, never been interested in guns or anything like that. I just don’t know what happened, I just don’t know what happened.’
The woman, who didn’t give her name, told reporters she didn’t believe her son knew his victims, contradicting earlier local radio reports that he had dated Benlolo. . . .
His friend, Ellis Cropper, told ABC News that Aguilar worked at a local Dunkin Donuts where he’d just got a promotion and was planning on enrolling in college.
‘Darion was a good kid,’ he said. ‘I don’t know what happened … Darion is quiet, kept to himself. Nice, normal, calm demeanor.’ . . .
Aguilar graduated in 2013 from James Hubert Blake High School in Silver Spring, said Dana Tofig, a Montgomery County schools spokesman.
A person who attended the high school with Aguilar told The Associated Press that he was an avid skateboarder. . . .
Benlolo’s grandfather, John Feins, said in a telephone interview from Florida that his granddaughter had a two-year-old son and that the job at Zumiez was her first since she went back to work after her son’s birth.
‘She was all excited because she was the manager there,’ he said.
He said he had spoken with his daughter, Brianna’s mother, earlier in the day, but didn’t know who the gunman was or whether the person knew his granddaughter.
‘It’s senseless. It’s totally, totally senseless,’ he said.
He described his daughter’s family as a military family that had moved frequently and had been in Colorado before moving to Maryland about two years ago.
To summarize: This was a senseless crime committed by someone with no discernible political motive, but who was definitely not a right-wing Tea Party extremist, and therefore liberals will quickly forget it, except to use it as a statistic to advocate gun control, despite the fact that (a) Maryland has fairly strict laws that limit concealed carry, and (b) the shooter used a shotgun, the very weapon recommended by Vice President Joe Biden.
UPDATE: Pat Dollard noticed this quote buried wwaaayy down deep in a Washington Post article:
But the news did not entirely shock another Blake classmate, Aaron Gayadeen.
“He was always a little bit crazy,” Gayadeen said through Facebook messages. “To be honest I am a little in shock that it was him but I’m not too surprised. .?.?. He would always talk about what it would be like to stab someone but he would always gimme a weird look then laugh and say ‘just kidding.’?”
Gayadeen said Aguilar would make these remarks in jest during spare time in a pre-engineering class, an elective they took to graduate. “He would be like, ‘I wonder what it feels like to stab someone. A knife piercing thru someone’s skin.’?”
Professor Donald Douglas gets straight to the point:
Well, this doesn’t fit the far-right tea party Second Amendment profile.
A black dude with an Hispanic surname.
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