World’s Youngest Blogger: I Must Plead The Fifth Amendment On The Nutella Question. Have You Got Any Crackers?
Posted on | May 24, 2013 | 8 Comments
World’s Youngest Blogger: Nutella?Never heard of it. No, I’m not considering an #IRS career. Shame on you. twitpic.com/csv96h
— Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 24, 2013
LGF Auto-Beclownment Update
Posted on | May 24, 2013 | 29 Comments
Really, I should feel guilty for so thoroughly enjoying these predictable outbreaks of Johnsonian idiocy. In case you didn’t notice, the terrorist attack in London this week was not committed by radical Belgians or militant creationists or any of the other overblown right-wing bogeymen that occupy the demented mind of Jazzy McPonytail.
No, it was Michael Olumide Adebolajo.
Damn that Pamela Geller!
UK JIHAD MURDERERS WERE
PREVIOUSLY INVESTIGATED BY TERROR PROBE
It’s so unfair for her to be right and popular and successful, while CJ is a wrong, unpopular failure. But nevertheless, his downward spiral into humilation and obscurity continues.
It was reported that Adebolajo, who is not Belgian, was associated with radical leader Anjem Choudary, but before this connection could be fully confirmed, Charles Johnson got into a hilarious dispute with his henchperson Killgore Trout over the definition of “affiliated.”
CHARLES JOHNSON IS NEVER WRONG!
Except when he is, which is pretty much every day now, and I almost feel guilty for enjoying it so much.
Almost, I said . . .
Damn You, #FreeKate Liars! UPDATE: Parents of 14-Year-Old Girl Speak Out
Posted on | May 23, 2013 | 52 Comments
Following up on Wednesday night’s post, Thursday morning I wrote an article about the Kaitlyn Hunt case at The American Spectator:
It is a felony in Florida to have sex with 14-year-olds. Hunt was expelled from Sebastian High School — where she and the younger girl had sex in a restroom stall — and charged with two counts of “felony lewd and lascivious battery on a child.” The charges could put Hunt in prison for up to 15 years. Prosecutors have offered Hunt a plea bargain that would spare her jail time, but her supporters have organized an online crusade to have her let off scot-free — in effect, nullifying Florida’s law, which sets the age of consent at 16. . . .
The apparent public-relations strategy was described by Matthew Philbin of Newsbusters: “If you can play the gay card, you immediately trigger knee-jerk support from the liberal media and homosexual activists anxious to topple any and all rules regarding sex.”
None of Hunt’s supporters seem to care about the possible consequences of issuing what Philbin calls a “Get Out of Jail Free” card to their teenage lesbian hero-victim. Some have deliberately falsified the narrative of Hunt’s crime, claiming that the sexual relationship began when she was 17, when in fact Hunt turned 18 last August and the incidents at issue occurred between November and January. According to the arrest affidavit, the 14-year-old ran away from home on Jan. 4 and spent the night at Hunt’s home where, in the words of a Sheriff’s Department detective, the two teens “put their fingers inside of each other’s vaginas, put their mouths on each other’s vaginas, and both of them used a vibrator on each other to insert it in each other’s vaginas.”
This is “behavior that is both fairly innocuous and extremely common,” the American Civil Liberties Union declared Tuesday in a statement condemning the prosecution of Hunt.
You can read the whole thing, but I’m trembling with rage at this particular moment because a number of journalists — including a reporter for Miami’s NBC affiliate — have deliberately repeated the lies propagated by the #FreeKate mob:
When she was 17 years old, Kaitlyn Hunt started a consensual sexual relationship with a fellow Sebastian River High School student, who was 14 at the time.
When Hunt turned 18, an adult, police arrested her on child abuse charges.
This is false. It is an outright lie. WTVJ-TV reporter Steve Litz deliberately repeated this lie, even though the truth is easily determined by reference to the arrest affidavit that states:
- Kaitlyn Ashley Hunt’s date of birth is Aug. 14, 1994, meaning that her 18th birthday was in August, before the beginning of her senior year at Sebastian High School.
- Hunt’s sexual involvement with a 14-year-old freshman did not begin until last November.
The #FreeKate liars, led by Kaitlyn Hunt’s dishonest mother, have purposefully created the “she was only 17” myth in an effort to deceive supporters into believing that some kind of trick was played, namely, that the parents of the 14-year-old waited until Kaitlyn turned 18 to press charges. This is part of an orchestrated campaign to smear the younger girl’s parents. It is wrong, and any reporter — such as WTVJ-TV reporter Steve Litz — who willfully assists the Hunt family in this dishonest smear ought to be fired for it.
LYING REPORTER @stevenbc6 SAID KAITLYN WAS 17. AFFIDAVIT – D.O.B. 8/14/94 scribd.com/doc/142642135/… SHE WAS 18 THE WHOLE TIME!
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 24, 2013
Did I ever mention how much I hate liars? I think maybe I did, you disgusting truthless fraud, @stevenbc6
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 24, 2013
I’ll be back to add some updates, as soon as I calm down. That lying son of a bitch Steve Litz should be shamed out of the industry.
UPDATE: Damned liars make me angry:
#FreeKate “orchestrated campaign to smear the younger girl’s parents” theothermccain.com/2013/05/23/dam… Are there any HONEST reporters in Florida?
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 24, 2013
Now I am grateful to Heather Russo for informing me that there is at least one decent honest reporter left in Florida. Jana Eschbach of West Palm Beach CBS affiliate WPEC-TV interviewed Jim and Laurie Smith, parents of the 14-year-old girl:
“We are not the type of people to go in front of the media,” said Laurie Smith.
First, let’s set the facts straight. Kate was not 17, their daughter not 15.
“Our daughter was 14, and this girl was 18,” said Jim Smith.
The Smiths are portrayed by the Hunt Family as going to the law first.
“It’s not the way it was. It was quite different. We had actually told Miss Hunt that this was wrong,” Laurie told CBS12’s Jana Eschbach.
But, according to the Smiths Kate was warned, not once, but twice to stop.
“Another adult, a mother, came to me and said ‘Ms. Smith you need to know this…we told Miss Hunt to leave your daughter alone. But they are in a relationship, and she’s 18.’ 18? My daughter is only 14,” Laure said.
Their 14-year-old began to act out, and one weekend morning they opened her door and she was gone.
“It’s the worst thing that I’ve ever experienced,” Jim said. “Somebody took her is what we thought. Because her running away is the furthest thing from my mind. You hear kids getting abducted out of your home. That was heart-wrenching.”
Reported missing, and found safe, the Smiths found out she was with Kate, who picked her up even though she had been told to stay away.
“Didn’t stop, then we didn’t have an alternative but to turn to the law, use it as a last resort,” said Jim.
“This whole story about you blaming Kate for making you daughter gay…where did that come from?” asked CBS12’s Jana Eschbach.
“I don’t know. It didn’t come from us. That’s not how we feel,” Jim said.
Bloggers shred Laurie online as a gay-basher, abusive to her daughter.
“They made me seem as if I’m a monster,” Laurie said.
But says they will stand strong.
“I will be her advocate for what she needs,” Laurie said.
Under an intense amount of national media attention their daughter still goes to high school every day. Hearing now that her parents hate gay people, and their worse fear is that their own daughter will begin to believe these lies.
“That’s why I’m talking to you…The stories that people are saying…I love my daughter and I am willing to do whatever to protect her,” Laurie said.
You might want to click the image and watch the video:
@ricktown @janaeschbach OH. EM. EFF. GEE. cbs12.com/news/top-stori… The Smith Family has been vilely SMEARED by #FreeKate liars!WATCH VIDEO!
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 24, 2013
@ricktown @janaeschbach Jana, what the #FreeKate liars have done is a wicked thing! cbs12.com/news/top-stori…
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 24, 2013
Now, here’s the situation: The prosecutor offered Kaitlyn Hunt a plea deal, an offer that will expire today — Friday, May 24 — however, the Hunt family wanted to plead this felony charge down to a misdemeanor, a slap on the wrist for their Precious Darling Kaitlyn. When the prosecutor refused to play along, because of the aggravating circumstances that should be obvious enough, the Hunt family decided to (a) enlist the assistance of the gay-rights movement, and (b) start telling lies to make Kaitlyn look like a victim.
This attempt to make their daughter the Rosa Parks of Jailbait has backfired disastrously. Not only did the political pressure fail to sway the prosecutor but now, if Kaitlyn decides to go to trial, she will have to answer for the falsehoods and smears perpetrated against the Smith family by the Hunt family and her supporters. And if Kaitlyn decides to accept the plea bargain? Well, the decision of whether or not she’s compelled to register as a sex offender will be up to the judge at sentencing, and my guess is that judge is going to pissed at how the perpetrator has re-victimized the 14-year-old in this ridiculous, false and futile “civil rights” charade.
@ali Poor little blondie — too smart by half, as they say.
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 24, 2013
#FreeKate = deliberate attempt to distort the facts, to portray this as a “civil rights” case, which it clearly never was. @jodikyman #tcot
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 24, 2013
Fairfax Free Citizen Thought The VA GOP Convention A Blast
Posted on | May 23, 2013 | 7 Comments
by Smitty
The World’s Youngest Blogger, the new job, an online course in Data Science: I’ve been busy. Hence the fact it’s been mostly Twitter for me, of late. There was a deal with Mrs. Other Smitty that the blogging would be walked back after the election, as well.
Too, Stacy’s been jamming with the new band over at Viral Read, that plague-like hotbed of infectious conservative disease vectors. It’s all great. This year’s CPAC launch of VR, from my little perspective, was like coming in from a Navy deployment (all of the effort leading up to the election) when the highly-trained crew that has persevered together for stressful months scatters to the four winds. Difference here being that we’re sort of still operating together, albeit at a lower tempo. The Internet is kind of like that.
Amidst all of the other projects, the Northern Virginia Tea Party requested that I lend some blog-fu to the Fairfax Free Citizen, which is a shameless knock-off of the Fauquier Free Citizen, and hopes to get a word in edgewise against some of these Patch sites.
As I was actually a delegate to the VA GOP Convention, I put up a post in praise of this November’s “How Conservative Can We Get?” ticket:
The Virginia GOP Convention last weekend showed a party veering to the right in preparation for the off-year election this November.
There was no action in the Governor slot. Ken Cuccinelli was nominated by acclaim.
Some tension arose at the Attorney General level, where the first round vote was so close that the party opted for a hand recount, narrowly going to Mark Obenshain, who was most gracious in victory. Have we seen the last of Rob Bell? One thinks not.
Conventions over primaries? No preference, really.
LIVE AT FIVE: 05.23.13
Posted on | May 23, 2013 | 5 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
Woolwich Machete Attack Leaves Soldier Dead
Soldier hacked to death by Somali immigrants, who were shot by police
Weiner The Wise
NY Post admits disgraced former Congressman may actually be the best candidate out there
Administration Admits Offing Four US Citizens In Drone Strikes
Information contained in AG Holder letter to Congress
POLITICS
Immigration Bill Gets Senate Boost; House Effort Faltering
House unenthusiastic about healthcare for illegal aliens
Activists Rally Ahead Of Boy Scouts Vote On Gay Ban
Army Sergeant Accused Of Videotaping Female West Point Cadets In The Shower
Gun Groups Sue Connecticut Over New Weapons Restrictions
Long Island Village Treasurer Charged With Embezzling $60,000
GOP Cries Foul Over Pritzker’s Nomination
House Votes To Force Approval Of Keystone Pipeline
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Oil Extends Losses As Stockpiles Rise: NYMEX $93.63, Brent $101.85
Fed’s Mixed Message Sends Stocks On A Wild Ride
Outlook For PRC Economy Just Keeps Getting Worse
Gold Falls After Fed Talk Boosts Dollar
Tesla Pays Off $451 Million Federal Loan
Sales Of Existing Homes Increase To Most Since November 2009
HP Forecast Tops Estimates As Cost Cuts Counter PC Slump
Target 1Q Profit Trails Estimates
Windows 8.1 Laptops With New AMD Chips To Support Wireless Display
How XBox One Plans To Fight Sony, Steam, And Everything Else
Prevent A Hack Attack With Twitter’s New Two-Factor Authentication
Google Search Gets Smarter
Jennifer Lopez Launches New Cellphone Venture
HP’s $399 Touchscreen Laptop Breaks Price Barrier
Google Drive Updates Android UI, Adds Document Scanning
Ericsson Makes Bus Windows Part Of A Wi-Fi Network
SPORTS
Penguins Dismantle Senators, Take 3-1 Lead

Pittsburgh Penguins’ Jarome Iginla (centre) is congratulated by teammates Evgeni Malkin (left) and James Neal after scoring against the Ottawa Senators
Penguins Neal, Iginla score two goals apiece in 7-4 romp
James Saves Heat At The Buzzer In Game 1 Against The Pacers
Yankees Pitcher Kuroda Injured In 6-3 Loss To O’s
America’s Cup Unveils Recommendations For Sailors’ Safety
Astros Vendor Fired After Taking Sno-Cones Into Bathroom
Red Sox Beat White Sox 6-2, Buchholz Now 7-0
Gattis Grand Slam Leads Braves Past Twins 8-3
After Mattingly Criticism, Dodgers Spank Brewers 9-2
Verlander Comes Back After Rain Delay, Cabrera Hits Dinger, Tigers Beat Tribe 11-7
Astros Win 3-1, Take Series From Royals
Harper Does It All As Nationals Salvage Road Trip Finale
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Cash Money Records To Produce Paris Hilton’s “Long Awaited” Second Album
Supposedly an album of house music
Inside Amanda Bynes’ Drug-Fueled House Party
Unspeakable Armenian Shops For Baby In Paris
Demi Moore’s New BF Has A Pearl In His Family Jewels
Convicted “Girls Gone Wild” Mogul Breaks Silence: “Retarded” Jury “Should Be Shot”
Madonna: No Hanky Panky For Lourdes And Timothee
Rihanna To Chris Brown: How Could You Leave My Ass?
Nick And Joanna Swisher: It’s A Girl!
Sharon Osbourne To Rejoin “X Factor” As Judge
FOREIGNERS
Young Lebanese Fighters Leaving Syria For Battle Closer To Home
US Threatens To Increase Aid To Syrian Rebels Of Assad Won’t Talk Peace
Merkel Tops Forbes’ List Of Most Powerful Women Again
Chicom Media Discuss Nork Envoy’s Visit
US Report Warns On PRC IP Theft
Taiwan’s Justice Ministry Rejects Philippine Investigators
Imprisoned Pussy Riot Member Going On Hunger Strike
Stockholm Hit By Third Day Of Muslim Immigrant Riots
Chicom PM Invites Nawaz Sharif To PRC
BLOGS & STUFF
The Looking Spoon: This Is How You Can Make The IRS Scandal Into A Political Reality Show
Blackmailers Don’t Shoot: Andrew Cuomo, Statist Tool
Sarah Palin: Going Rogue In The Wrong Direction
Michelle Malkin: The Obama Crony In Charge Of Your Medical Records
NRO Corner: Lerner May Have Waived The Fifth, Possible She Could Be Recalled
AmSpecBlog: Issa’s Mistake
Power Line: Did Lois Lerner Waive Her Fifth Amendment Protection?
American Thinker: Lois Lerner Thrown Under The Bus
Weasel Zippers: Mooch Considering Extended Summer Vacation On Martha’s Vineyard
Ed Morrissey: Say, This Attack On Fox News Is Certainly Concerning, Says NYT
Stephen Kruiser: Maverick Is In His Element, Making Lefties Love Him Again
Conservatives4Palin: Frequent Palin Basher Says Ted Cruz “Doesn’t Get The Senate”
Nick Gillespie: Obama’s War On Journalism
Legal Insurrection: Are We Distracted By Scandal While The Democrats Walk Off With The Immigration Amnesty Prize?
Israel Watch: “Human Rights Watch” Official, AP And AFP Reporters Trash Israel In Private Facebook Group
Liberals Now Arguing for a Lesbian’s Right to Have Sex With a 14-Year-Old Girl
Posted on | May 22, 2013 | 81 Comments
But it’s consensual! And . . . equality!
Also, Kaitlyn Hunt — the lesbian charged with two counts of felony lewd and lascivious battery on a child — is a blonde who’s kinda cute, and who could object to cute blonde teenage lesbians? Here’s a local news video:
While some readers may be struggling to resist the temptation to Google “blonde + teen + lesbian,” let me remind you sick freaks that if you were to download photos or videos of what Kaitlyn Hunt is charged with doing to a 14-year-old girl, that would be a federal crime.
If the feds could send you disgusting perverts to prison for those photos, how do the enlightened minds at Think Progress manage to portray the perpetrator of these acts as a victim of bigotry?
Because it was “a consensual, same-sex relationship,” that’s why!
Also, Kaitlyn’s mom (who apparently can’t spell “zealot”) says that the parents of the 14-year-old who pressed charges are “out to destroy my daughter [because] they feel like my daughter ‘made’ their daughter gay,” and these “bigoted, religious” parents “see being gay as a sin and wrong, and they blame my daughter.”
See? You deviant weirdos thought Jailbait Lesbian School Girls was just a popular DVD title, but now it’s a civil right.
And the only people who disagree are bigoted religious zealots — including the authorities in Indian River County, Florida:
“If this was an 18-year-old male and that was a 14-year-old girl, it would have been prosecuted the same way,” Indian River County Sheriff Deryl Loar said during a Monday news conference. . . .
“The idea is to protect people in that vulnerable group from people who are older, 18 and above,” said Bruce Colton, state attorney for Florida’s 19th circuit, which includes Indian River County and other parts of the Treasure Coast. “…The statute specifically says that consent is not a defense.”
Colton said . . . this case exemplifies the purpose of the current law and added he would not support any effort to make consensual relationships among peers legal.
“There’s a big maturity difference between them,” he said. “You’re talking the difference between a senior in high school and a freshman in high school. That’s what the law is designed to protect.”
But . . . consensual! equality!
These are the only arguments offered by the “Stop the Hate” crowd at Daily Kos, evidently willing to declare open season on Florida 14-year-olds in order to be consistent in their ideology. And if you disagree with them, you’re just a hater.
Left Defends Accused Sex Offender Because She’s Lesbian
Why so judgmental, Newsbusters? Don’t you understand the “emerging awareness” doctrine of the Lawrence v. Texas decision? And isn’t it only logical that this “emerging awareness” would eventually include the constitutional right to bang a ninth-grader?
So if the “Stop the Hate” petitioners get their way, Florida will be overrun by a stampede of perverts following around school-girls in hopes of getting some of that “consensual” action. And they’ll call it Progress.
UPDATE: The freaks have a hashtag (#FreeKate) with some of the usual suspects, including Chris Hayes of NAMBLA MSNBC:
Oh, look: Chris Hayes @allinwithchris twitter.com/allinwithchris… is in favor of legalizing sex with 14-year-olds! theothermccain.com/2013/05/22/pho…
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 23, 2013
So, all #inners are #freekate and therefore in favor of legalizing sex with 14-year-olds? theothermccain.com/2013/05/22/pho… @fairy_gmother #tcot
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 23, 2013
“Lean Forward” — so your 14-year-old daughter can have her vagina penetrated with a vibrator, to cite the affidavit in the Kaitlyn Hunt case:
Kaitlyn Hunt Redacted Affidavit Redacted by Sergio Nahuel Candido
Chris Hayes and MSNBC want your ninth-grader to have that “right.”
Liberals now in favor of prosecuting journalists, drone-strikes on Americans and legalizing sex with 14-year-olds. They call it “Progress.”
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 23, 2013
An Ode To Lois Lerner: “Blown Snow”
Posted on | May 22, 2013 | 11 Comments
by Smitty
But Sometimes
Bureaucrats Soar
Beyond Simple
Background Stories,
Brokering Supercilious
Bromides Stashed
Below Silver
Busses Staggered
By Squashed
Bodies Sacrificed,
Bravely Supporting
Beliefs Seemingly
Broken, Soviet-style
—
Losing her 1st Amendment rights?
‘We Must Fight Them as They Fight Us,’ Says Terrorist Who Beheaded Soldier
Posted on | May 22, 2013 | 22 Comments
VIDEO: Bloody Terrorist Who Murdered Soldier
in London: ‘You People Will Never Be Safe!’
Remind me again how British soldiers run over people on city streets in broad daylight and then butcher them like cattle:
A British soldier was reportedly murdered near an Army barracks by two men who beheaded him while shouting “Allahu Akbar!”
Eyewitnesses told reporters they saw the victim — believed to be a soldier stationed at the Royal Artillery Barracks — being “hacked to bits” Wednesday on a street in the South London area of Woolwich by two men with large knives variously described as “meat cleavers” or “machetes.” One witness said the two attackers appeared to be attempting to record video of their butchery of the victim. . . .
The BBC confirms the British government is treating the incident as terrorism . . .
One witness, identified only as James, said two men had attacked another man, aged about 20, who was wearing a T-shirt of military charity Help for Heroes.
“These two guys were crazed. They were just animals. They dragged him from the pavement and dumped his body in the middle of the road and left his body there,” he told LBC radio.
He said after the “horrendous” attack, the two men, who were also in their 20s, stood around, waving knives and a gun, and asked people to take pictures of them “as if they wanted to be on TV or something”.
“They were oblivious to anything, they were more worried about having their photo taken, running up and down the road,” he said.
Ace of Spades headline:
It’s so mysterious. Probably radical Lutherans . . .
It’s that doggone Mystery Motive again! viralread.com/2013/05/22/vid… @aceofspadeshq @mkhammer @instapundit
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 22, 2013
I mean, c’mon, @aceofspadeshq this guy’s accent is so obviously Belgian.
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) May 22, 2013
“British Muslims Fear Backlash In Wake Of #Woolwich Attack” headline in 3…2…1…
— sdog (@s_dog) May 22, 2013
Horrific machete attack in #Woolich: British officials call it terrorism [pics, audio, video] bit.ly/12v2tSm
— TwitchyTeam (@TwitchyTeam) May 22, 2013
QUOTE “We swear by almighty Allah we will never stop fighting you” source:itv.com/news/story/201… #woolwich twitter.com/Actual_CPB/sta…
— Connor IV (@Actual_CPB) May 22, 2013
Muslims Screaming “Allahu Akbar” Behead British Soldier on Public Street: Open war. ‘Shootings’ and ‘machete a… bit.ly/16P9HXY
— Pamela Geller (@pamelageller) May 22, 2013
UK jihad murderer: “We swear by almighty Allah we will never stop fighting you”: More details about today’s ji… tinyurl.com/paxzhdd
— Robert Spencer (@jihadwatchRS) May 22, 2013
@sainiz @harris_zafar “When you meet the unbelievers, strike at their necks” – #Quran 47:4
— Robert Spencer (@jihadwatchRS) May 22, 2013
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