‘He Would Fain Have Had It’
Posted on | March 1, 2013 | 35 Comments
“Obama: Anatomy of a World Leader,” by Alex Gray (detail)
“I can as well be hanged as tell the manner of it. It was mere foolery. I did not mark it. I saw Mark Antony offer him a crown (yet ’twas not a crown neither, ’twas one of these coronets) and, as I told you, he put it by once — but, for all that, to my thinking, he would fain have had it. Then he offered it to him again, then he put it by again — but, to my thinking, he was very loath to lay his fingers off it. And then he offered it the third time. He put it the third time by. And still, as he refused it, the rabblement hooted and clapped their chapped hands and threw up their sweaty night-caps and uttered such a deal of stinking breath because Caesar refused the crown that it had almost choked Caesar — for he swooned and fell down at it. And for mine own part, I durst not laugh for fear of opening my lips and receiving the bad air.”
— Julius Caesar, Act I, Scene 2
“President Obama sometimes feels strangely compelled to indicate that he is not the Master of America.”
— James Poulos, Forbes
We have come to expect these protestations of helpless impotence when Dear Leader does not get his way:
“Jessica, I am not a dictator, I’m the president,” he said while speaking to reporters in the White House Press Briefing Room. “Ultimately, if Mitch McConnell or John Boehner say we need to go to catch a plane, I can’t have Secret Service block the doorway.”
The stenography pool known as the White House press corps is busy chiseling his immortal words into stone, even as Obama offends sci-fi fans by confusing the Vulcan mind-meld (Star Trek) with “Jedi mind tricks” (Star Wars). But of course, his apologists would plead Obama’s underprivileged Indonesian upbringing as an excuse.
Did I mention he once ate a dog?
This is how it is with a Cult of Personality: Everything must always be interpreted in favor of Dear Leader. His exotic background — the subject of his best-selling memoir, Dreams From My Father — can only be praised and celebrated. One is not allowed to interpret the same set of facts as potential evidence that Dear Leader is out of touch with the people he presumes to lead. Any such interpretation is raaaaacist, as is just about any other imaginable criticism of Dear Leader.
This week, Bob Woodward accidentally joined the hate-mob, and if he doesn’t straighten up, he might get listed on the SPLC map right next to the Family Research Council.
When Obama succeeds (and these are always political successes), his press-corps fanboys praise him as transcendent Lightworker — omniscient, super-human, his powers beyond the capacity of mere words to describe — but when Obama fails (and these are always policy failures) his media hagiographers attribute this to the infinite evil of his enemies. And on those rare occasions when Obama’s policy failures are also political failures, as with the allegedly cataclysmic “sequester” cuts that don’t really bother anyone, his journalistic idolators erupt in a fury of confusion.
“And for mine own part, I durst not laugh for fear of opening my lips and receiving the bad air.”
UPDATE (Smitty): welcome, Instapundit readers!
Rising GOP Rock Star Alert:
Susan Stimpson Brings It
Posted on | March 1, 2013 | 20 Comments
by Smitty
Virginia is for lovers. . .of elections. There is a state convention in Richmond in May, to select the GOP slate for this November’s races for Governor, Lieutenant Governor, and Attorney General.
The shy, retiring Ken Cuccinelli managed to overcome his introversion and clear the decks for the Gubernatorial race. Attorney General has two hard-chargers looking to carry on The Cooch’s tradition of staunchly defending liberty.
The action, then, is at the Lieutenant Governor level, where there are seven (7) candidates. Last night, there was a forum. Some candidates had surrogates speak, others offered their stump speeches, but there was one who cut right to the chase about McDonnell’s Folly:

It turns out that her other half is a retired Officer of Marines. Having been raised a military brat myself, one can attest that active duty spouses are made of stern stuff. When anyone retires from a full active duty career, it is very highly likely that the first person thanked at the retirement ceremony is one tough-as-nails blessing of a spouse. The chops that held down the homefront are evidenced by her record as Chairman, Stafford County Board of Supervisors. She is clearly packin’ the gear:
- Cut overall real-estate taxes 3 years in a row, 7 cents below the equalized rate ($11M)
- Abolished the business tax (BPOL)
- Reduced the boat tax
- Zero’d out the Rt 17 tax district
- Eliminated Falmouth/George Washington District Impact Fees
- In 2010, 2nd consecutive budget less than the year before (not done since 1965)
- Rolled back general admin staff to 2004 levels
Her speech was a rousing call to conservative action, covering her record and inquiring just what McDonell was on about with the tax hike. None of the other candidates in attendance went anywhere near that elephant in the room, which was surprising. One would have expected at least the other two in attendance to get beyond their stump speeches and say something, anything about what appears a colossal Left turn.
The position of Lieutenant Governor is substantially a ceremonial one, but an important means of raising visibility. Virginia’s LtGov race this year is an embarrassment of riches: they’re all great candidates, and one wishes a composite of all of them were possible. Such would be a conservative juggernaut.
I’m not certain of all the rules at the May convention, but I guess it’s three rounds, dropping the bottom two finishers, until the final three contestants have some kind of steel cage match to see who makes the ballot. Good times.
Harvard Abandons America (Or: Ted Kaczynski Is Not ‘Anti-Intellectual’)
Posted on | March 1, 2013 | 30 Comments
What has been well-known for years is now official policy: Conservatives need not apply at Harvard University.
This is really full-circle Back to the Future stuff, because the American conservative movement can be said to have properly begun in 1951 with the publication of William F. Buckley Jr.’s God and Man at Yale, which exposed in detail for the first time the Ivy League elite’s embrace of collectivism and abandonment of the Judeo-Christian tradition.
Today’s near-totalitarian hegemony of the Left in academia began as toleration (under the rubric of “academic freedom,” an attitude Buckley rightly described as a “superstition”) of what were then the unpopular beliefs of a marginal fringe of atheists, socialists and other disgruntled misfits. The liberal fetish of “tolerance” made elite campuses a soft target for radicals in the 1960s, and radicalism became dominant in subsequent decades as Marxists undertook The Long March through the institutions.
While the Left had invoked “academic freedom” to defend themselves in the early years of the Cold War, however, this “tolerance” has been systematically denied to opponents of the Left now that the erstwhile dissenters are firmly ensconced as the regnant arbiters of orthodoxy. In 1987, Allan Bloom surveyed the encroaching nihilism in The Closing of the American Mind and, by 1991, Dinesh D’Souza was able to describe political correctness as a ubiquitous campus phenomenon in Illiberal Education.
Now the staff of the Harvard Crimson sniffs that the university’s critics are attempting “to curry favor with the more anti-intellectual members of our body politic” — i.e., anyone who is critical of Harvard is anti-intellectual, Q.E.D.
There has been a trickle-down effect from the radical takeover of elite academia, in large part because graduate schools of the humanities and social sciences are producing more Tenured Radicals than the faculty of elite universities can employ. Thus, we find Professor Erik Loomis, eminent expert on the gay sex lives of anarchist lumberjacks, struggling to survive on a pittance as an untenured assistant at the University of Rhode Island.
This trickle-down radicalism first came to my attention when Orit Sklar and Ruth Malhotra were forced to sue Georgia Tech to protect their First Amendment rights against a totalitarian “speech code” regime.
Georgia Tech! Radical gays and militant Muslims bullying a Christian and a Jew at Georgia Tech?
My uncle attended Georgia Tech. Being a native Atlantan, I had trouble imagining this engineering school that UGA alum Lewis Grizzard always jokingly called the “North Avenue Trade School” — perhaps most famous for its proximity to The Varisity drive-in — could have been taken over by political correctness. Yet here were Orit and Ruth being terrorized by campus radicals for refusing to accept the administration’s Orwellian speech-code policies. What we have witnessed in American intellectual life the past half-century is a top-down revolution that seeks to impose on the nation a homogeneity of opinion, calling to mind one of Buckley’s cogent observations:
“In the hands of a skillful indoctrinator, the average student not only thinks what the indoctrinator wants him to think . . . but is altogether positive that he has arrived at his position by independent intellectual exertion. This man is outraged by the suggestion that he is the flesh-and-blood tribute to the success of his indoctrinators.”
– William F. Buckley Jr., Up From Liberalism (1959)
Faced with the iron grip of radicalism on the country’s most prestigious institutions, we see that the cherished tolerance of “academic freedom” Buckley so long ago described has been replaced by its exact opposite, as prophesied by Marxist academic Herbert Marcuse in 1965:
Liberating tolerance, then, would mean intolerance against movements from the Right and toleration of movements from the Left.
Thus, whereas Ortega y Gassett in 1932 had warned of The Revolt of the Masses, we are instead today confronted by the result of what Christopher Lasch in 1996 described as The Revolt of the Elites. David French, the Harvard-educated attorney who defended the rights of Orit Sklar and Ruth Malhotra, reflects on the current situation:
[T]he idea that conservatives who attend Harvard have some kind of “dread of academia” is similarly amusing. No, my conservative classmates and I attended Harvard in large part because we were seeking an academic challenge, because we wanted to experience life at allegedly the best academic institution in the world. We did not bring anti-intellectualism to Harvard; anti-intellectualism was inflicted on us. . . .
While there were some bad days, I simply refuse to believe that we conservatives should abandon an almost 400-year-old American institution — arguably the most important academic institution in the world — to one side of the political, cultural, and religious debate.
Who has abandoned whom, David? Isn’t this rather like chastising Israelis for not supporting Hamas? Could Harvard — which purged Larry Summers as too “conservative” for its tastes — be any more explicit in its hostility to dissent?
Why should conservative parents spend $52,650 a year to send their children to be indoctrinated by the Marxist faculty of Harvard, when they could instead send their children to Hillsdale College for $21,390 a year? For that matter, if bright young people have sufficient confidence in their own ability that they don’t insecurely crave the imprimatur of elite credentials, why not just save all that private tuition money and attend a state university?
It’s hard to imagine anyone dreams of boasting that their child attended Harvard, alma mater of the Unabomber.
(By the way, the pharisaical editors of the Harvard Crimson might notice that I’ve cited the titles of a few books. Anyone care to bet that none of the fanatical ignoramuses have ever read any of those books? Also, just for good measure, permit me to recommend The Higher Education Bubble, by some guy who went to Yale Law.)
Update (Smitty): welcome, Instapundit readers!
The Homophobolicious Flavor of Hate™
Posted on | March 1, 2013 | 21 Comments
Last summer, during the absurd Chick-fil-A boycott, my teenage son Jefferson coined the word “homophobolicious” to describe the yummy sandwiches. Now the unspeakable terror inspired by The Flavor of Hate™ has spread to the University of New Mexico campus:
A group of liberal students at the University of New Mexico tried their best to get Chick-fil-A kicked off campus because they claimed the eatery made them feel “unsafe.” . . .
Gay students claimed that they even felt threatened by the mere sight of students and faculty carrying bags with the Chick-fil-A logo on them.
KQRE-TV in Albequerque reports:
“Students started expressing to me they felt unsafe to go into their own campus union building,” Sen. Miquela Ortiz of the Associated Students of UNM said. “When they said they felt uncomfortable on campus, I felt it was an issue that I should bring up.”
“Please look at this from a moral standpoint,” said Brittany Arneson, a student against having Chick-fil-A on campus. “Look at the kids that are here that are telling you, ‘I do not feel safe on this campus anymore.'”
We could afford to laugh at this hysteria, were it not for the fact that left-wing hype about “hate” inspires dangerous lunatics to think it’s OK to murder “homophobes.” Fanatical propagandists who claim to see terrorism in a Chick-fil-A logo are ultimately responsible for the deranged gunman who wanted to kill Anna Maria Hoffman.
(Hat-tip: College Insurrection.)
David Weigel Just Doesn’t Get That There ‘Leadership’ Thingy
Posted on | March 1, 2013 | 9 Comments
by Smitty
Peddling his JournoList wares at Slate, Weigel reveals a bit of density, emphasis mine:
Republicans have one goal, running through all of these negotiations. They don’t want sequestration to be replaced by tax revenue. Any tax revenue. Forcing the president to swallow $85 billion in cuts this year would do that. They’ve got no obvious alternatives.
But a plan like this exposes a quirk of Obama-era fiscal hawksmanship. Republicans want specific cuts. Some of them—total repeal of Obamacare!—they’ll put on the record. The rest of them, they try to put on the White House. As soon as the “supercommittee” failed and sequestration looked real, it became “the president’s sequester.”
As I was trying to explain to Mataconis last night, #OccupyResoluteDesk can’t play drums and lead guitar at the same time like that, Dave. Barack Obama is either an über-genius uniter, stopping global warming and bandaging all the scraped knees, or he’s a two-dimensional cardboard standee tooling about the country reciting teleprompted gibberish at great expense.
As President, Obama commissioned the Super Committee, and owns its failure, just as surely as he ignored its report, and can’t even turn in his budget homework on time. Because even BHO can’t point his fingers at Congress while using them to type.
So, David, your use of the passive voice in trying to excuse BHO for the debacle is as ludicrous as all of the petty abuse being heaped upon Americans over his incompetence. Admittedly, 51% of the voters are blamable victims, having returned the jackwagon to office in November. But don’t paper it over: this Sequestration is a pure, epic failure that #OccupyResoluteDesk owns, because, while his campaign prowess is beyond question, he couldn’t lead two nuns in one minute of silent prayer.
Twitter is a having a blast with this, and I’ll sign off with a few sequestration gags that are getting good circulation:
#SequesterDay1 Per the Violins Against Women Act, the orchestra strikes up the “How’s The Free Birth Control Vote Treatin’ Ya?” overture.
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) March 1, 2013
#SequesterDay1 Woodward demoted from Antichrist to mere Judas.
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) March 1, 2013
#SequesterDay1 Reached for comment, the Eschaton was unmoved: “I refuse to be immanentized, no matter what that jackwagon says.”
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) March 1, 2013
#SequesterDay1 Wiseacres in burlap, pushing a cart piled with mannequins, buzz the Capital yelling: “Bring out your dead!”
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) March 1, 2013
Dodgeball:
#SequesterMovieLines It’s time to separate wheat from chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly sequestered.
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) March 1, 2013
Airplane!:
#SequesterMovieLines “What do you make of this?” “I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a terrifying sequester.”
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) March 1, 2013
Blues Brothers:
#SequesterMovieLines It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re sequestered.
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) March 1, 2013
Outlaw Josey Wales:
#SequesterMovieLines Don’t sequester down my back and tell me it’s campaignin’.
— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) March 1, 2013
Memo From the Lunatic Fringe: LGF Attacking ‘Anchor Baby Malkin’
Posted on | March 1, 2013 | 14 Comments
More fake outrage against our First Lady: Anchor Baby Malkin fails miserably at attempting to mock the First Lady’s “Evolution of Mom Dancing.”
The Obama Derangement Syndrome is more dangerous than syphilis.
Here is the video that inspired the LGF comment:
Leaving aside entirely the epithet “anchor baby” (which leftists have falsely used for years against Malkin, the daughter of legal immigrants), where is the evidence that Malkin was trying to stir up “fake outrage”? She was merely parodying Michelle Obama’s dancing with Jimmy Fallon of “Saturday Night Live.”
Thin-skinned liberals can’t take a joke. And their indignation toward alleged right-wing racists is . . . well, convenient.
‘Evolution,’ Complete
Posted on | March 1, 2013 | 9 Comments
You knew this was coming, right?
Completing what President Obama called his “evolution” on the question of gay marriage, the administration late Thursday called on the Supreme Court to strike down California’s voter-passed initiative invalidating same-sex marriages.
In the new brief, the Justice Department argues that the ban on gay marriage violated same-sex couples’ constitutional guarantee to equal protection under the law. But the brief focused on the California case and stopped short of calling for a nationwide guarantee that same-sex couples have a right to marry.
“The government seeks to vindicate the defining constitutional ideal of equal treatment under the law,” Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. said in a statement Thursday evening. “Throughout history, we have seen the unjust consequences of decisions and policies rooted in discrimination.”
House of Eratosthenes is not enthused.
LIVE AT FIVE: 03.01.13
Posted on | March 1, 2013 | 8 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
White House To Enact Sequester Cuts Today, Amid Questions Over Impact
“Still, if you’re reading this, odds are you’ve survived.”
Malaysia Standoff With Armed Filipinos Ends In Violence
Sultanate of Sabah wants out of Malaysia
Obama Asks Supremes To Ax Proposition 8
Administration now “fully evolved” on gay marriage
POLITICS
Obama’s Sequester “Meeting” With GOP Leaders Lasts Seven Minutes
McCain strategist Steve Schmidt plays part of blind pig with acorn
Disgraced Wikileaker Pleads Guilty To 10 Of 22 Charges
Trial Date Set For Fort Hood Murderer
Former U.S. Attorney Sullivan Drops Off Signatures For Mass. Senate Race
More Signs Pointing To Ashley Judd Senate Run
Tribes Cheer Federal Passage Of Abuse Bill
Sequester Lies Backfire On Obama, Attacks On Bob Woodward Begin
Governor Snyder Discusses Detroit’s Financial Condition: Live Blog At Noon
Pentagon Escalates Rhetoric Against Lockheed Over F-35
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Crude Slips Below $92 As U.S. Economy Disappoints: NYMEX $91.60. Brent $110.95
Groupon CEO’s Severance Pay: $378.36
Revised 4Q Data Show Economy Grew 0.1%
PRC’s February Factory Growth Fizzles As Demand Wanes
Warren Buffett To Release Annual Letter This Afternoon
Gap Profit Tops Estimates On North American Sales
Sears Holdings Q4 Loss Narrows
Chrysler To Invest $374 Million In Indiana Transmission Plants
Grupo Bimbo Wins Beefsteak Brand In Hostess Auction
Microsoft’s DelBene: Want Office On An iPad? Use SkyDrive
Rockefeller Reintroduces Do Not Track Bill
Users Don’t Want Gigabit Internet Speed, TWC Exec Says
Microsoft Sells Atlas Ad Network To Facebook
PRC Targets US In Hacking Blame Game
Samsung Loses Japanese Case Against Apple
“Assassin’s Creed IV” To Take Place On Pirate-Infested Seas
Gates, Zuckerberg Coding Video Goes Viral
SPORTS
Cavaliers Upset #3 Duke, 73-68
Joe Harris scores 36 for Cavaliers in intensely physical game
Cashman Says Yanks Have Made Significant Offer To Cano
Mayor Reveals Plan To Keep Kings In Sacramento
Ladd Scores Two, Leads Jets Over Devils
#2 Gonzaga Survives Late BYU Rally
Avalanche Chills Flames On & Off The Ice
Former Olympic Gold Medalist, WNBA Player Holdsclaw To Be Indicted
Blackhawks Blank Blues, Extend Record Start
Chris Young Plays Catch-Up In Camp
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Emma Watson In Very Early Talks For “Cinderella”
Kenneth Branagh to direct
LiLo Rejects Rehab Deal, Will Take Her Chances In Court
“90210” to End Five-Year Run In May
Newly Brunette Jennifer Lawrence Goes Without Makeup In These Hawaii Pictures
Girl Scouts Shut Down Honey Boo Boo’s Online Cookie Campaign
Debbie Reynolds Says Carrie Fisher Will Be Just Fine After Hospitalization
Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth Breakup Rumors Shot Down
Snooki Eager To Have Second Baby
FOREIGNERS
VP Maduro: Hugo Chavez “Battling For His Life”
Netanyahu Slams Erdogan’s Denunciation Of Zionism
Catholics Flock To St. Pat’s In New York To Say Farewell To The Pope
Death For Jamaat Leader Sparks Rioting In Bangladesh; 42 Dead
Dennis Rodman Tells Kim Job Un He Has “Friend For Life”
Is The U.S. Kowtowing To Iran In Nuke Talks?
PRC Executes Foreign River Pirates For Mekong Murders
U.S. Pledges $60 Million To Syrian Rebels
India Finance Minister’s Honeymoon Over On “Questionable” Budget, BNP Paribas Says
BLOGS & STUFF
RightKlik: RightKlik Is Back
Allahpundit: DOJ To Ask Supremes To Legalize Gay Marriage In California – And Beyond?
John McCormack: Obama To Flipflop On States’ Rights To Pass Laws Against Gay Marriage
Power Line: Probably Not A Perfect Storm After All
Weasel Zippers: White House Says Obama’s Budget Will Be Late Again, Blames Sequester
The Jawa Report: Suddenly It’s Becoming Clear
Hit & Run: The Most Openly And Transparently Thin-Skinned Administration In History
Ed Driscoll: Oceania Has Always Been At War With Bob Woodward
Protein Wisdom: Cantor Threatens “Civil War” With Conservatives
Gateway Pundit: Mark Levin Calls Out “Little Weasel” Eric Cantor
Peggy Noonan: A Message For Wall Street
Israel Matzav: When Kerry Meets Erdogan
Jihad Watch: More Turkish Generals Jailed Over 1997 Anti-Islamist Coup
David French: Ted Cruz And How The Left Whitewashes Its Own Radicalism
Rick Moran: More Frankenquester Follies
NRO Corner: 60% Of Black New Yorkers Oppose Bloomberg’s Soda Ban
Stephen Kruiser: Sad Greenies – Fewer Buying The Climate Commie Hysteria
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