Liz Warren Stopped A VC Platoon With A Ka-Bar #WorldsMostInterestingCandidate
Posted on | June 2, 2012 | 12 Comments
by Smitty
- She’s 1/32 Cherokee, sort of.
- She flips houses with her bare hands.

[The rest adapted from here]
- She’s fluent in all languages, especially Liberalese.
- She tips an astonishing 100%, but not to conservatives.
- Once while sailing around the world, she discovered a short cut.
- When sailing the wind is always at her back. Politically, not so much.
- Panhandlers give her money.
- She does political Calculus in her head, with non-Euclidian results.
- She always rounds to five decimal points, and in her favor.
- Her 7th-inning stretch could last through the 9th….
- She’s never not sat up straight.
- As a toddler she taught others to walk.
- At the book store people crowd to see her read.
- Athletes seek her autograph.
- Her passport requires no photo, just like her voting ballot.
- She can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future, especially on genealogy.
- When she drives her new car off the lot it increases in value.
- Her 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
- Though she can’t walk on water she’s never slipped on ice.
Update:
At Gettysburg, Elizabeth Warren charged Pickett. $20. #WorldsMostInterestingCandidate
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) June 3, 2012
Elizabeth Warren knows Kenneth’s frequency. #WorldsMostInterestingCandidate
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) June 3, 2012
Elizabeth Warren was set to rescue Davy Crockett, until discovering it was not The Battle of the Alimony #WorldsMostInterestingCandidate
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) June 3, 2012
Elizabeth Warren was suntanning on Omaha Beach. #WorldsMostInterestingCandidate
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) June 3, 2012
Elizabeth Warren allegedly shot the sheriff, but has been exonerated in the case of the deputy. #WorldsMostInterestingCandidate
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) June 3, 2012
Elizabeth Warren still finds time to rock with her Judas Priest tribute band, “Screaming for Vengeance” #WorldsMostInterestingCandidate
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) June 3, 2012
Of Course, He’s Canadian
Posted on | June 2, 2012 | 11 Comments
Police say that Canadian gay porn star Luka Magnotta murdered his Chinese lover, Lin Jun, dismembered the corpse and ate part of it, mailed parts of Lin’s body to Canada’s leading political parties, and posted video of his gruesome crime on the Internet.
There is now an international manhunt for Magnotta, who is believed to have fled to — you guessed, didn’t you? — France.
Rule 5 In WI: Dana Loesch Interviews LtGov Rebecca Kleefisch
Posted on | June 2, 2012 | 18 Comments
by Smitty
Don’t let the fact that this is one knockout interviewing another knockout distract you from the importance of the message: as Wisconsin goes on Tuesday, so goes the rest of the country.
I did donate some money to Gov. Walker, but Kleefisch’s message (in summary, “Don’t get cocky, kid”) is spot on. Things have decayed as far as they have due to overall voter complacency.
Update: video kicked below the fold for reasons of obnoxious autoplay.
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‘Supidity’ Indeed. In Mathematical Terms, It’s Like Saying 2+2=3
Posted on | June 2, 2012 | 49 Comments
by Smitty
Bill Quick is taken aback at the postulated indifference toward the gay Green Lantern comic from DC:
Why? Because mom and dad are such freaking idiots they think their kids will catch the dread gay disease from reading a comic book?
I’m gobsmacked.
This is the same Lefty media that brought you, in no particular order:
- Barack Hussein Obama
- Anthropogenic Global Warming
- Butchery of the unborn
- Orwellian Progressivism
- and so on
Do I cling bitterly do my Western, Christian tradition in the face of this onslaught?
Am I concerned that my 10 month know how to swim before his feet no longer touch bottom in our effluent culture?
If somebody were to proclaim that 2+2=3, would it take some sophistication to respect the speaker’s free speech right to be completely jacked up about math, while gently refusing to let the speaker serve as one’s accountant? My example may seem absurd, but consider Madoof and Corzine.
Face it: the gay Green Lantern will go over about as well as gay marriage, when voters are actually given a chance to express their preference, an not told what to think by the judiciary. But this could actually be part of a second Obama term plan by DC, come to think of it. Drive their sales through the floor so that #OccupyResoluteDesk has to bail out comic books, and nationalize them.
Then, via taxes, I could be forced to pay for comics I don’t even want to read. Call it ‘a higher form of gay’.
Update: linked at The Daley Gator: ” I really do not care about Gay marriage one way or the other, but I do wish that we would let our kids be kids.”
Update: Linked at Andrew J. Patrick, who has some deep comic book thoughts.
FMJRA 2.0: Sir Ape
Posted on | June 2, 2012 | 7 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
REPORT: Aaron Walker Arrested After Maryland Hearing on Kimberlin Case UPDATE: Walker Now Released
- SooperMexican
- That Mr. G Guy
- Gateway Pundit
- Twitchy
- Politifreak
- Hogewash
- Bob Owens
- Andrew J. Patrick
- Legal Insurrection
- The Camp Of The Saints
- An Ex-Con’s View
- Darth Chipmunk
- The Black Kettle
- Instapundit
- Popehat
- Nice Deb
- Truth Before Dishonor
- Daily Pundit
- The Right Planet
- An Ex-Con’s View
- My Political Intervention
- Big Big Forums
- NC Renegade
- Snips
- A Time For Choosing
- Truth Before Dishonor
- Radio Patriot
- Truth Before Dishonor
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Truth Before Dishonor
- The Conservatory
- Truth Before Dishonor
- Trevor Loudoun
- GULAG Bound
- Truth Before Dishonor
- That Innocuous Girl
- Da Tech Guy
- Ask Marion
- Little Miss Attila
- Truth Before Dishonor
- The Daley Gator
- The Blaze
- We Win They Lose
- The Right Planet
- Lake Minnetonka Liberty
- American Glob
- Truth Before Dishonor
- The POH Diaries
- I Hate Paypal
- Chris Roubis
- Criminal Attorneys Atlanta
- I Hate Paypal
- Grumpy Elder
- Grumpy Elder
- Zilla of the Resistance
- Capital Research Center
- Eric Lee
- 54 40 Or Fight
Kimberlin v. Walker Hearing Scheduled: 8:30 a.m. Tuesday in Rockville, Maryland
- The Conservatory
- A Conservative Lesbian
- Twitchy
- That Innocuous Girl
- The Camp Of The Saints
- Zion’s Trumpet
- Daily Pundit
- Instapundit
- The POH Diaries
- The Minority Report
- Da Tech Guy
- The Daley Gator
- YouViewed
- Sister Toldjah
- Hogewash
- They Don’t Fool ME
- That Innocuous Girl
- The Camp Of The Saints
- Little Miss Attila
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Law Enforcement
- That Mr. G Guy
- An Ex-Con’s View
Brett Kimberlin’s Heiress Aunt Helping Fund His Tax-Exempt Harassment
- The Camp Of The Saints
- Da Tech Guy
- The Daley Gator
- Instapundit
- Legal Insurrection
- YouViewed
- Hogewash
- Bizzyblog
- Politifreak
- Little Miss Attila
- That Innocuous Girl
- Chris Roubis
- Zion’s Trumpet
- Blog de KingShamus
- Dyspepsia Generation
- Bride Of Rove
- The Conservatory
- Capital Research Center
Somebody Tell Nina Totenberg Her Buddy Brett Kimberlin Is Making News Again
- That Innocuous Girl
- That Mr. G Guy
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Law Enforcement
- Hogewash
- Radio Patriot
- The Camp Of The Saints
- That Mr. G Guy
- That Mr. G Guy
- Da Tech Guy
- Classical Values
- Instapundit
- Dr. Flap
- All-American Blogger
- Dr. Flap
Aaron Walker Court Hearing Confirms Kimberlin-Rauhauser Collaboration
- Rhetorican
- The Conservatory
- Daily Pundit
- The Fellowship Of The Perpetually Aggrieved
- Damn Dirty RINO
- Hogewash
- That Mr. G Guy
- The Camp Of The Saints
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Rockport Conservatives
- Sister Toldjah
- Da Tech Guy
- Moonbat Tracker
- The Conservatory
Radicals Justify Their Evil by Invoking Their Presumed Moral Superiority
- The Daley Gator
- Daily Pundit
- That Mr. G Guy
- Dyspepsia Generation
- The Camp Of The Saints
- The (Perhaps Slightly Less) Lonely Conservative
- Earl Of Taint
FMJRA 2.0: Working For The Clampdown (Brett K Remix)
Only Another 21 Or So ‘Worst Weeks Ever’
Brett Kimberlin Really Hates Racists, Eh?
On This Memorial Day, I Say: ‘Forget You, Van Jones’
How Did Fausta Miss That Joke?
So You’re Telling Me 1 In 3 Vets Favor #OccupyResoluteDesk?
Matthew Vadum Talks Brett Kimberlin
Undisclosed Location Springs Leak!
Have Years Of Exposure To Biden Left Obama Totally Potted?
A Hint About Stacy’s Undisclosed Location
Donald Douglas Doubles Down;
Brett Kimblerlin, Perhaps, Will Frown
Court Declares Clinton-Era Defense of Marriage Act Unconstitutional
Not Ashamed Of My Country, But ‘Choom-Ba-Yah Diplomacy’ Makes Me Cringe
Top linkers this week:
- His Sublime Majesty, The Emperor Bloghoricus Maximus (18)
- (tied) That Mr. G Guy and Truth Before Dishonor (9)
- (tied) The Lonely Conservative and That Innocuous Girl (8)
- (tied) Da Tech Guy and The Conservatory (7)
- (tied) Daley Gator and Daily Pundit (6)
- Hogewash (5)
Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline for next week’s FMJRA submissions is Friday, June 8.
When Neal Rauhauser Complained About ‘Menacing’ and ‘Cyberstalking’
Posted on | June 2, 2012 | 61 Comments
FROM AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
As September 2010 came to an end, Neal Rauhauser’s “beandogs” operation was rapidly imploding. Using his “WingNutWatch” Twitter account, Rauhauser had “organized a group of E-Thugs meant to harass, threaten, provoke, disparage, intimidate, verbally assault, berate & employ hate-speech against those not in agreement with his brand of politics,” as conservative blogger Patrick Read said at the time.
The “TwitterGate” story was a brief blip in the blogospheric consciousness: An ugly online spat between Left and Right that seemed rather silly to those who did not grasp two key facts:
- Rauhauser was a paid consultant with the Progressive PST firm, providing “social media” services to Democrat candidates; and
- Rauhauser has described himself as a “hacker.”
Fact 2 could be dismissed as mere boasting — Rauhauser may have exaggerated his hacking skills — yet it is nonetheless relevant in light of Fact 1: Why would candidates for public office hire someone who bragged of his ability to engage in deceptive and potentially criminal activity? What services did Rauhauser’s clients expect him to deliver?
Whatever Rauhauser was getting paid for, what he was evidently doing in 2010 — as Patrick Read and others have documented — was organizing and directing a mob of pseudonymous Twitter trolls who sent a steady stream of abusive comments at Tea Party activists online. Care to see a few of the messages sent by Rauhauser’s “beandogs”? (Warning: Extremely Graphic Language.) Read more
Who They Are Is What They Do
Posted on | June 2, 2012 | 7 Comments
“There’s nothing stopping them. They feel like they have the right to do anything they want to anyone who gets in their way.”
— Jennifer Emick, describing the online savagery she’s experienced since exposing “Anonymous”
LatmaTV Knows All About Obama’s Choom-Ba-Yah Diplomacy
Posted on | June 2, 2012 | 1 Comment
by Smitty
The situation in Syria isn’t a laughing matter. U.S. foreign policy, however, is. This whole clip is quite good, but skip to 2:53 for good justice:The guy playing the U.S. ambassador is a reborn Tommy Chong.