Is Jennifer Rubin’s Unrequited Affection For Dan Riehl Giving Way To An Ace of Spades Fixation?
Posted on | March 21, 2012 | 4 Comments
by Smitty
Dan Riehl has just never been a productive social outlet for Jennifer Rubin, tempting comparison with Stacy McCain’s efforts in the direction of a certain activist who will remain unmaimed by this post. But are the tides turning? Can enough spectacularly bad feedback do for Jennifer Rubin what polls cannot for #OccupyResoluteDesk, i.e., teach her something? Perhaps:
Anyone in the blogosphere for any length of time will know that Ace of Spaces calls his readers ‘morons’. One is left to wonder whether Ace’s sarcastic, virtuoso blogging has turned Jennifer’s head.
Possibly I’m stretching the tweet to the point it could be a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl, but what do you expect? Conservatives are the sort of people who vote against what Progressives say are their best interests.
Romney’s ‘Etch-a-Sketch’ Platform: Santorum’s ‘Act of God’ Moment?
Posted on | March 21, 2012 | 60 Comments
TROUTVILLE, Virginia
En route to Louisiana, I stopped here to meet Ali Akbar for lunch, then gassed up the car and was about to get back on the road when I decided I needed to get online and check my American Spectator column today (found four typos, now corrected). I got back home from Gettysburg at 3 a.m. after long off-the-record conversations with “sources close to the campaign.” The beers? Also off-the-record.
But I got up this morning and hit the road without ever getting online, so I needed to check in and see what was happening. And here at McDonald’s, I encountered this shocking story:
Top Romney Adviser Says Romney Can
Change His Positions After The Primaries:
‘It’s Almost Like An Etch A Sketch’
. . . Appearing on CNN this morning, Romney Communications Director Eric Fehrnstrom was asked if he’s concerned that Romney may alienate general election voters with some of the hard-right positions he’s taken during the primary to appeal to conservatives. Fehrnstrom brushed this concern off:
“Well, I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign. Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all of over again. “
Dude. How much is that quote worth to Rick Santorum? At least a million dollars in the next 48 hours, I’d say, and maybe an extra 10 percent of the vote in upcoming primaries, if the Santorum campaign can turn that quote into a 30-second ad PDQ.
During my wee-hours discussions over off-the-record beers, I made note of the Neutral Objective Fact that all Santorum needed was for Romney to stumble, then pounce on it as hard as they can and it might shift the whole direction of the campaign. Well, if this isn’t a “stumble,” what is?
Team Romney said it would take “an act of God” to keep Mitt from winning the nomination. Or maybe a quote from Eric Ferhnstrom.
UPDATE: Press release from the Santorum campaign:
Hogan Gidley, National Communications Director, said: “We all knew Mitt Romney didn’t have any core convictions, but we appreciate his staff going on national television to affirm that point for anyone who had any doubts. With the two year anniversary of the signing of ObamaCare upon us, can voters really believe that the man who urged the President to use his healthcare plan in Massachusetts as a model would really repeal ObamaCare? Or is that promise just something they would ‘shake up and restart’ with when Romney hits the general election.
“Voters can trust that Rick Santorum will say what he believes, and do what he says. They may not always agree with Rick Santorum, but they can trust him because they know he is a man of principle. Clearly, the same cannot be said of Governor Romney.”
Here’s the video:
If I were Rick Santorum, I’d use this quote to beat Mitt Romney like a rented mule — and that’s a Neutral Objective Fact.
UPDATE II: It is also a Neutral Objective Fact that you can click here to contribute to the Rick Santorum campaign.
UPDATE III: Thanks to the commenter who pointed out that this quote has already been turned into an online ad:
UPDATE IV: In the nick of time, Erick Erickson endorses Romney. I guess Erick loves him some Etch-a-Sketch.
UPDATE V: During lunch today with Ali Akbar — get your “Remember Breitbart” T-shirt now! — we were discussing the primary campaign and the alleged “inevitability” of Romney, and I emphasized something I’ve learned about politics: Events happen.
You can’t predict what’s going to happen tomorrow or next week, and every once in a while an event happens — like a top adviser admitting that his “inevitable” candidate has absolutely no core principles — that invalidates your previous calculations.
Right On, Cameron: The World’s Respect Is Worth #Occupy’s Leftovers
Posted on | March 21, 2012 | 35 Comments
by Smitty
I’d like to expound upon Tina Korbe’s point here: Read more
‘Random’ Image Juxtapositions
Posted on | March 21, 2012 | 17 Comments
by Smitty
Go, Paul Ryan!
Posted on | March 21, 2012 | 25 Comments
by Smitty
Via Breitbart, Paul Ryan is a true statesman:
He is making the least passionate, most rational case possible:
It is rare in American politics to arrive at a moment in which the debate revolves around the fundamental nature of American democracy and the social contract. But that is where we are. And no two documents illustrate this choice of two futures better than the president’s budget and the one put forward by House Republicans.
The president’s budget gives more power to unelected bureaucrats, takes more from hard-working taxpayers to fuel the expansion of government, and commits our nation to a future of debt and decline.
The contrast with our budget couldn’t be clearer: We put our trust in citizens, not government. Our budget returns power to individuals, families and communities. It draws inspiration from the Founders’ belief that all people are born with an unalienable right to the pursuit of happiness. Protecting this right means trusting citizens, not nameless government officials, to decide what is in their best interests and make the right choice about our nation’s future.
The contrast with the hysteria (in the classical sense) of Matthew Yglesias is astounding:
Representative Paul Ryan of Wisconsin chairs the House Budget Committee and is also a follower of the philosophy of Ayn Rand.
and:
But one of Ryan’s oddest ticks is that along with a passion for reducing spending on programs that benefit poor people and a passion for programs that benefit Ayn Rand, he loves to talk about his devotion to the safety net!
For crying out loud in the dark, Yglesias: you sound like my eight-month old with a diaper load. I will keep this brief:
- The Lefty lack of concern for deficits, budgeting, and the debt is the largest existential threat to the ‘safety net’. YOUR ILK are the ones who don’t care about the needy, with all this crack-addict-on-a-bender spending.
- Ryan is no Randian, or he’d be after that net with an axe. Rand would argue that the safety net is really a spider web to entrap and weaken people.
For my money, liberty is more important than federal safety nets. Safety nets, if desired and funded by states, are welcome. If you argue that states cant afford safety nets, you’re moving in the direction of a rational understanding of the situation.
Short of that, Yglesias, you’re indistinguishable from a worm.
LIVE AT FIVE – 03.21.12
Posted on | March 21, 2012 | 10 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
TOP NEWS
Mittzkrieg Crushes Santorum In Illinois
Takes most of upstate vote to finish 45-35 over former Senator
San Francisco Mayor Suspends Sheriff Mirkarimi
Will seek his removal after conviction on domestic abuse charge
Rookie Kinzinger Beats Veteran Manzullo
Defeats ten-term incumbent; will likely face no opposition in the fall
POLITICS
Ryan’s Medicare Plan Recycles Romney/Obama Notions For Senior Care
New entrants to Medicare would get premium support, options for private sector plans
Molotov Cocktails Thrown At Texas State Senator’s Office
NH House Votes Today On Gay Marriage Repeal
Both Sides Declare Victory In Bumpy Brooklyn State Senate Seat Race
Quinnipiac Poll: Obama Leading Romney By 8 In Virginia?
Obama Wants Southern Segment Of Keystone Pipeline Expedited
Consequences For Security As NYPD-FBI Rift Widens
Democrats Duckworth, Jackson Win Primary Elections
Minnesota House Committee Sends Voter ID Bill To Floor
Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up? (Video)
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Oil Drops On Saudi Supply Promise
Bernanke Says Risk Of European Contagion Still A Concern
No Datsuns For Developed Markets
Wall Street Slips On PRC, Retailers Offset Losses
Amazon Buys Army Of Robots
Whitman Plans To Merge PC, Printer Groups In Major HP Reorg
US To Impose Tariffs On PRC Solar Panels
Bonds Looking Bearish, But Bulls Not Dead
New iPad Is Hot – Literally
Highlight App May Reveal Too Much About You
WinPhones Go On Sale In PRC Today
Linus Torvalds, King Of Geeks
SPORTS
Denver Is Now Peyton Manning’s Town
Tim who?
Rockets Expose Lakers’ Defensive Weakness In Win
Knicks Rout Raptors, Now 4-0 Under Woodson
Alex Smith, 49ers Agree To Three Years, $24 Million
Jimmie Johnson Gets To Keep Points, Crew Chief On Appeal
Devils’ Kovalchuk Scores 400th Goal In 1-0 Win Over Senators
Warriors Owner Responds To Fans’ Outrage
Dolphins Fans Protest Offseason Moves, GM
Turnovers Spell Doom For Sooner Women
Nationals Eager For Desmond, Espinosa To Lead From The Top
FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
“Harry Potter” Actor Gets Two Years For His Part In London Riot
Played bully Vincent Crabbe; previously busted for weed
Adam Levine In Negotiations For “American Horror Story” Season 2
Richard Gere: “Pretty Woman” Was Rubbish
Penelope Ann Miller Files For Separation
Eddie Izzard To Produce, Star In “The Munsters” Reboot
Ex-TMNT Actor: Michael Bay Is Sodomizing The Turtles Legacy
FOREIGNERS
Suspect In Toulouse Shootings Says He’ll Surrender
Major Earthquake Rattles Mexico City, But No Casualties
Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Iraq Bombings
With No International Consensus, Turkey And Allies Out Of Options On Syria
Now What, Norks?
Thousands Attend Funeral Of Coptic Pope
Israel Condemns Ashton Remarks Linking Toulouse Killings With Gaza
Burma Invites US, EU Observers To Election
BLOGS & STUFF
Right Scoop: Santorum Campaign In The Black
Volokh Conspiracy: Scrubbing The News Of Malia’s Mexican Vacation
The Blaze: Santorum Tells Obama He Should “Set An Example” On Allowing Daughter To Vacation In Mexico
Kevin Williamson: Ryan And The Middle Class
The American Conservative: Murder, Incorporated
Small Dead Animals: The Tolerant Left
Greg Mankiw: A Fiscal Solution
iOwnThe World: Good Job, Bammy
Washington Free Beacon: March Madness
Weasel Zippers: Obama Administration Secretly Briefs Romney’s Press Pool
NRO Corner: Romney Tells Heckler “If You Want Free Stuff, Vote For Obama”
Jeff Stier: No Kugel For You!
NewsBusters: De Niro Asks “Do You Really Think America Is Ready For Another White First Lady?”
REVEALED: The Origin Of Glenn Beck’s Famous Chalkboard
Posted on | March 20, 2012 | 4 Comments
by Smitty
Born in a strange liaison of Frank Zappa and Don Pardo on SNL:What a great cut. Truly an American original, Frank Zappa.
Rule 5 Tuesday
Posted on | March 20, 2012 | 15 Comments
— compiled by Wombat-socho
Every week it’s something new around here. This week, it’s Right Wing Uncensored, who links to these interesting pix on his Tumblr: American Babe, Tea Party patriot?, Old Glory, Stars & Stripes, and Sexy Blog Ad Lady. Welcome aboard!
Elsewhere, Bring The Heat Bring The Stupid brings us Bianca Beauchamp, who is covered but not concealed, IYKWIMAITYD. The Rio Norte Line sends word of Miss Universe Australia, Scherri-Lee Biggs, and The POH Diaries has the uncensored version of Kate Upton’s Zoo York ad. Laughing Conservative is seeing double this week, while Randy’s Roundtable takes its midweek break with Alex Elliott and Karina Smirnoff. Eye of Polyphemus brings us Charisma Carpenter, Fishersville Mike gives a nod to the University of Virginia Cavaliers’ dance line, and Reaganite Resistance checks in with Miss Switzerland 2011, Kerstin Cook. Jake Finnegan’s Burkalesque Babe is Swedish blogger Lina Hellqvist, and Troglopundit puts a slightly different spin on St. Patrick’s Day with a certain NASCAR driver. Dustbury offers Eva Amurri, and Paris Hilton at the pump. Three Beers Later observes the feast day thusly; also, burlesque and a chiding of R. Stacy McCain on the subject of promising hot teenage lesbians: Three Beers Later delivers!
A View From The Beach offers Kristanna Loken, a riot of redheads, some St. Paddy’s Day tomfoolery, celebrity Photoshops, and Beethoven with plenty of bottom (sic).
Soylent Green gets us rolling with Monday Motivationer Linda Lusardi, continues with a Tuesday Titillation Triple Play, Veronica for Humpday Hawtness, Overnight Underboob, Couple o’Corsets Friday, the 2012 Miss Carbon Come Contest, and what purports to be the greatest website in the history of forever.
This week at the palatial villa of Emperor Bloghoricus Maximus, it’s Katerina Hartlova, the Rule 5 News, Katrina Darling, and Alessandra Mastronardi. Proof Positive contributes Jessica Rafalowski, Sex In Advertising, and vintage babe Jessica Walters.
El Opinador Compulsivo has some untitled eye candy, a topless lass watching the Macy’s Parade, Schnitzelbutte, and a toothsome threesome.
American Power has a Victoria’s Secret Angels video, a pair of K-Dash links, and Kyle Hunter’s lawsuit, which does actually have Rule 5 content.
The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes this week included Ayaka Noda, Jessica Rafalowski, Asami Tani, Nina Mascunana, Asami Tada, Sandra Valencia, Arisa Koruda, Ameri Inchinose, and Ayuko Iwane, with some Rule 5 FMJRA action! Also, a Rihanna lingerie video!
Thanks to everyone for the linkagery! Deadline for next week’s Rule 5 Sunday will be Saturday, March 24.




